The Luke and Pete Show

On today’s show, we’re recording in the fast lane as Pete shares breaking news of the world's most bizarre smuggling scandal to date. Elsewhere, Luke gives us the 101 on how to fix a cat. We’ve also got time for unusual pet snacks, podcast pub fiascos and the largest human poo on record…DON'T MISS OUT!Have you ever smuggled anything before? Does your pet cat enjoy a particularly weird snack? Get in touch and let us know! Drop us an email over at [email protected] or get involved on our Twitter and Instagram @lukeandpeteshow. We love hearing from you!If you're currently enjoying the show, go ahead and drop us a review. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's show, Luke discovers news about a man who's been living alone on an island for decades and considers how he'd survive living solo. Elsewhere, Pete is after more intellectual conversation as he explores the idea of a potato chip made of human flesh. Delightful.We've also got time for earwax suction techniques, Indian food we have access to and the official beach of Sandi Toksvig, before taking a very disappointing trip to battery corner. GET STUCK IN!Want to be featured on the show? Have you recently thought about surviving on an island alone, or gained access to a brand new crisp flavour? Whatever nonsense you've been digging into, share it with us! Drop us an email over at [email protected] or a message on our Instagram/Twitter @lukeandpeteshow. THANKS! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's show, the boys are back in the studio to celebrate the Luke and Pete Show's 4th birthday! While Luke brings the party to life with live karaoke, Pete's experiencing some rather unfortunately *audible* toilet troubles...Elsewhere, we hear all about a KFC criminal and the world's most expensive chicken nugget, before getting to some *very* exciting emails...GET IN TOUCH! We LOVE hearing from you - let us know your favourite memories from the past 4 years of Luke and Pete's nonsense, or tell us all about a recent celebration you've had by dropping us an email over at [email protected] or by joining the fun on our Twitter/Instagram @lukeandpeteshow. THANKS! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Luke gives us some insight into the family he has access to and the fun and games behind the seafood shucking industry, before the boys digest the recent Friends reunion and Pete unveils which cast member might secretly be his dad...Elsewhere, over in battery corner, THREE NEW PLAYERS enter the game before a listener gets in touch with a story surrounding office parkour, stolen keys and cranberry juice...GET IN TOUUUUCH! Drop us an email with your latest nonsense, new battery brands, bizarre pets you have access to and so forth over at [email protected], or give us a message on our Instagram/Twitter @lukeandpeteshow! THANKS! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Luke and Pete are reunited as Pete updates us live from a deep, dark corner of Canterbury where he’s been enjoying some MSG-covered oysters. Meanwhile, Luke’s got a fancy new WhatsApp profile picture to share…Also on today’s show, we’ve got news on Bernie Sanders’ Gatorade and unsalted cashew nut diet, Pete’s top tips on why you *shouldn’t* be drinking water and our most incredible driving test failure story yet.GET IN TOUCH! There's nothing we love more than reading out your nonsense on the show. Drop us an email over at [email protected] or get involved on our Twitter/Instagram @lukeandpeteshow. THANKS!If you're enjoying what you hear, go and drop us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Pete is joined by Vish once more to discuss the art of life drawing and how to handle awkward parent situations, before we look towards clubs re-opening and decide on what *not* to do on the dance floor. Elsewhere, we review this year’s Eurovision and Vish shares his tips on people-watching, before a listener gets in touch after being attacked by an unfortunate car airbag. We've got all that and a whole lot more, DON'T MISS OUT!Get involved by dropping us a nonsense-fuelled email over at [email protected] or by giving us a message on @lukeandpeteshow. We love hearing from you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, while Luke’s away for the week, Pete is joined by fellow Football Rambler and Honda Jazz driver, Vish! While Vish offers some much-needed emotional support after last week’s driving disasters, Pete has turned his interests to becoming a bullet train driver in Japan.We’ve also got time for unfortunate testicles, speeding violations and a special message from none other than Kanye West. The Luke and Pete Show’s moving up in the world.GET INVOLVED! Drop us an email over at [email protected] or get in touch on our Twitter/Instagram @lukeandpeteshow! If you're enjoying the show, give us a review over on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. 5 stars will do. Pete's had a tough week. Cheers!Produced by Natalie Wilson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Luke takes us down memory lane for a disastrous story about a very awkward bucket of chicken, while Pete records from his man shell as he recovers from Monday’s brutal breakdown. Elsewhere, a NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME before one of the boys gets caught out in some battery fraud. We also hear directly from the dogs Pete has access to..you don’t want to miss this!GET INVOLVED! Drop us an email with your latest nonsense story over at [email protected], or get in touch on our Twitter/Instagram pages @lukeandpeteshow. We LOVE hearing from you!If you're enjoying the show, go and drop us a review over on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. 5 stars will do. You don't want to see Pete having another breakdown. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Pete is fresh out of his driving test as we find out whether he passed, what went wrong, and why he’s been drunk-texting his instructor...meanwhile, Luke has news on our long duck friend making his TV debut.We also have time for some painful Dad behaviours, golfing mishaps and - despite ending up in A&E due to a pot noodle injury - Pete tells us about how he’s been tutoring an A&E doctor. DON’T MISS OUT!Tell us about your driving tests - did you pass first time or are you still attempting? Let us know over at [email protected] or drop us a message on Twitter/Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Pete begins preparing for his long-awaited driving test, while Luke shares news about a potential inbound rocket heading for the studio...Elsewhere, over in our newly established ‘battery corner’, A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME and triggers some intense chat about ex girlfriends, before we receive some behind-the-scenes Come Dine With Me updates from a man named Disco John.GET INVOLVED! Drop us an email over at [email protected] or give us a message on our Twitter and Instagram pages at @lukeandpeteshow. We love hearing all of your nonsense!Don't forget to leave us a review over on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. 5 stars will do. Cheers!Produced by Natalie Wilson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Pete’s back for some belated birthday celebrations after spending a night in the zoo and Luke’s ready to throw a live party, before the boys discuss breaking news about the world’s longest duck. We’ve also got time for takeaway scams, gibbon upgrades and a listener emails in to answer our ever-important questions on the location of dinosaur breasts. Standard stuff. Do you have any news on recent birthday celebrations in the zoo? Or surprisingly long animals? You know what to do - drop us an email over at [email protected] or give us a message on Twitter/Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow. We LOVE hearing from you!If you're enjoying the show, drop us a review over on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. 5 stars will do very nicely. Cheers!See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Luke is joined by Jim again and the boys are in for one hell of an emotional roller coaster! Jim shares news on the world’s most shocking model photoshoot to date, before Luke reveals the outrageous new regulations in place for town crier championships. Elsewhere, Jim steps up as a battery judge as a NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME, and a listener gets in touch with an incredibly muddy story and arguably our funniest email yet. DON’T MISS OUT!Have you ever had a traumatic rollercoaster experience? This week that's what we want to hear all about - get in touch on our social media at @lukeandpeteshow, or drop us an email at [email protected]. Thanks!If you're enjoying the show, make sure you drop us a review over on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s another Jim Campbell special!On today’s show, Luke’s joined by none other than The Crappening star, Jim Campbell! While Pete’s busy celebrating his birthday, Jim’s popped in to update us on his recent A&E trips, ghastly family members and Saturday night drunken antics.We also discuss aggressively meaty pizzas and dads with 'sizeable backyards' before our friendly parrot emailer gets back in touch with some exciting updates. Get involved!This week we want to hear about your worst drunken antics after a few pints down the pub! Have you ever made it into a canal? Let us know - [email protected] or @lukeandpeteshow on the socials. Cheers!If you're enjoying the show, drop us a review over on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. 5 stars will do. Thanks! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, Luke introduces us to the most clean-shaven, manscaped man on Earth, meanwhile Pete’s got news on a huge gaming achievement from a man with sweet licks and incredibly fast fingers...Elsewhere, we review 'The Josh Fight' which took place this weekend as the boys rank themselves amongst the other Lukes and Petes of the world, before we see some Spanish batteries enter the game and read an informative email about T-Rex bum holes. DON'T MISS OUT!If you've got some exciting news to share with us, get involved! Drop us an email over at [email protected] or give us a message on Instagram/Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow. We LOVE hearing from you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Luke and Pete discuss the injuries they accrued over the weekend, with potholes, ketamine and day-old pizza involved…it’s been a tough one. We’ve also got plenty of time for monster truck drag racing, sandy sandwiches and some fan mail from an incredibly enthusiastic parrot. Your standard dose of nonsense… and then some.This week we want to know...what's the biggest item your dad owns? Get in touch via email at [email protected] or on social media at @lukeandpeteshow! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, Luke shares fascinating news surrounding NASA’s new helicopter flying on Mars, while Pete is more interested in Tesla rear ends and vehicles that can open their own arse. We’ve also got time for bond villain emails, fabricated personal assistants, boss keys AND battery brands for you. What more could you ask for?If you're enjoying our shows, go and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, n00b-pwner Pete Donaldson shares all about his recent trip to the pub after spending the entirety of lockdown flirting with Tyskie cans and the boys discuss everything from scary dream scenarios to fizzy milk fiascos. Elsewhere, Luke’s got some arousing t-rex trivia for us, we explore some NSFW artwork from the Mario galaxy and Pete unveils exclusive PUBG secrets. Don’t miss out!Got any exclusive news about video game maps or some sexy dinosaur quiz questions for us? You know what to do. Drop us an email at [email protected] or send a cheeky message to our Instagram and Twitter pages at @lukeandpeteshow. We LOVE hearing from you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Luke shares an update on his lockdown personal training plans, meanwhile Pete takes us on a turbulent trip through his recent flight simulator journeys. Elsewhere, the game is on FIRE as we see two new players enter, before Aussie Pete gets in touch and the real Donaldson tells us all about the contents of his garage. What more could you want?We want to hear from YOU! Get in touch over on our Instagram and Twitter @lukeandpeteshow, or drop us a juicy email to be in with a chance of hearing it read on the show - [email protected] - and while you're at it, leave us a review on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do nicely. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, punk Pete Donaldson gets ready for his very first driving lesson in a Formula 1 car, before the boys discuss the joys of pubs reopening without scotch egg and pitta bread restrictions. We’ve also got a Prince Philip tribute from Pete, Darth Vader toilet troubles from Luke and some handy freezer life hacks from a listener who really knows their onions. Don’t miss out!Get involved by sending us an exciting email over at [email protected]! Or drop us a follow on Instagram/Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow. We love hearing from you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's episode, Pete dives into discussion about the most satisfying feelings in life, before Luke tells us what shoes to avoid wearing if you don't want to look old.Also on today's show, the boys share hacks on how to make it look like you're working when you're not, before A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME. Just two boys and a load of batteries - don't miss out!Get involved by dropping us an email over at [email protected], or following us over on Instagram and Twitter - @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Pete tells us all about the homemade steaks and professional haircuts he’s been giving his dogs over the weekend. Meanwhile, Luke shares some very questionable news about a Florida man and his pickle. Strap yourselves in. Elsewhere, we chat all things Easter-related with burnt hot cross buns and bird poo-filled Creme Eggs, before tucking into some amusing emails about medieval memes. Just the usual stuff, really - don’t miss out!Get involved over on our social media at @lukeandpeteshow, or drop us a juicy email - [email protected]!Oh, and leave us a review over on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's episode, Luke and Pete give us the rundown on their new film idea, 'The Bitcoin Boys', after hearing that Cocaine Bear is coming to the big screen. We've also got battery brands, pastry sponsorships and a heated rant about not-so-self-made celebrities. GET STUCK IN!We love hearing from you so make sure you get in touch on our Twitter and Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow, or drop us an email over at [email protected]! Oh, and if you're enjoying the show, drop us a review over on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, Luke and Pete are discussing their funeral wishes and mourning the loss of Maplin from the high street. It’s not all doom and gloom though, as the Suez Canal, garden centres and big bums are also on the agenda.Get in touch on Twitter, or send us an email at [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Pete describes an intense 50 mph visit to the supermarket with a co-driver he has access to, meanwhile Luke asks what the most enjoyable feeling in the world is.We’ve also got new battery brands, steampunk stories and emergency ‘flashlights’, plus Luke gives us some tactical insight into how to master playing PUBG.Come and get involved! Send us an email with your latest nonsense stories over at [email protected], or get in touch on our buzzing Twitter/Instagram pages at @lukeandpeteshow!Oh, and if you're enjoying the show, drop us a review on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Thanks! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Pete introduces us to some shocking takeaway revelations while finishing off his Chinese for breakfast, before the boys discuss the rather unappetising elements of the 1904 Olympics. That's not all - there are giant men on Luke's roof, Pete's been stripping in public over the weekend and a listener gets in touch with an incredibly chocolate-y email. Get stuck in!We want to hear from you! Drop us an email over at [email protected] with some of your own weekly nonsense, or get involved on Twitter/Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow!Oh, and if you're enjoying the show, give us a review over on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Pete’s talks us through installing cow udders into his car, meanwhile Luke explores some fishy business involving mysterious prawn ball ingredients...Elsewhere, we discuss jellyfish peeing etiquette and how to inject Minstrels before A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME.GET INVOLVED! Have you installed something bizarre into your car? Or discovered something unusual in a prawn ball? Let us know on social media over at @lukeandpeteshow or drop us an email at [email protected]!If you're enjoying the show, leave us a review over on Apple Podcasts! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Luke introduces his new moustache and tells us all about its important purpose, before Pete shares news about being mistaken for a model. Elsewhere, we review your generic Mum behaviours before the boys discuss their own, and a listener gets in touch with some exciting TV stories including their inspiring You’ve Been Framed debut. Don’t miss out!We want to hear your NEWS! Get involved and drop us a message over on Instagram and Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow, or throw us an email - [email protected]!If you're enjoying the show, head over to Apple Podcasts and give us a review! 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, Pete explains his current Tyskie drought situation, before the boys discuss ‘the dank scale’ and some weekend pothole adventures. Elsewhere, Luke shares some more valuable life hacks and a listener gets in touch with news on how to polish your chocolates. Also on today’s show, A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME... but there’s some controversy over this one. Get involved!Drop us an email over at [email protected] or come and get involved on our social media - @lukeandpeteshow - where there's LOADS of extra content and laughs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, we hear all about Pete’s late-night fridge door antics, before the boys discuss what they’d do as Mayor of London for the day...spoiler alert: imagine a *lot* of gelatine in the Thames. Elsewhere, we discuss life hacks, luxury dining for ducks and some incredible Skittles statistics. Don’t miss out!Do you have any interesting confectionary statistics for us? Or just general nonsense news? Get in touch on our social media over at @lukeandpeteshow or drop us an email at [email protected]!Oh - and drop us a review. 5 stars will do. Hop on over to Apple Podcasts. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, the boys discuss the highs and lows of the crisp industry before Pete takes us to his palace, more commonly known as the ‘garage’, for a lesson on BBQs. Elsewhere, we talk about the correct etiquette for a staycation, a listener gets in touch about plane engine failures and A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME.Got any interesting crisp-based stories for us? Or maybe you've been a participant on Come Dine With Me and want to tell us your story - either way - GET INVOLVED! Drop us a message on Instagram or Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow or email us [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Luke and Pete discuss plastic gloves, flaming fireballs and a stupendous amount of skittles before we take a trip down memory lane and into some dodgy workplace stories.Elsewhere, the boys chat all things DIY after Pete inherits a squeaky old park bench, and we make a final decision on who the real sidekick is. Don’t miss out!Come and get involved over on our new Instagram page @lukeandpeteshow where there's loads of additional content being uploaded! Or drop us an email over at [email protected] with your latest funny news for the boys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Pete soft-in-the-middle Donaldson tells us all about the glitches involved in moving house, before the boys begin a philosophical chat involving a ‘real dog shit sandwich’.Also on today’s episode, we hear news about a man posting cash through random letterboxes, a testicle epidemic, and a slightly heated discussion about who the real sidekick is on the show. Don’t miss out!Come and get involved over on our new Instagram page @lukeandpeteshow where there's loads of additional content being uploaded! Or drop us an email over at [email protected] with your latest funny news for the boys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Luke gives us the full rundown on Pete’s assorted lockdown haircuts, before we turn to space to discuss the latest NASA rover making milky tea on Mars. Elsewhere, Luke tells us all about his school art class battles and we get to hear some exciting VPN updates from a listener in Shanghai. Don’t miss out!Get in touch with us via email over at [email protected] or drop us a message on Instagram and Twitter - @lukeandpeteshow's the handle! We love hearing from you (most of the time).If you've read down this far, make sure to drop us a review over on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Nothing less. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back! On today's episode, Pete talks us through his recent nautical-themed eBay purchases, before the boys discuss their questionable interior design ideas.Elsewhere, Luke shares news on a shocking discovery about a 4-year chimpanzee war and we hear a heartwarming listener's story about taking plastic dinosaurs to the pub. Listen now!Got any exciting news for us? Drop us an email over at [email protected] or give us a message on social media @lukeandpeteshow! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Viking Luke and Musketeer Donaldson explore American vs British recipes and what not to feed your children. Also on this episode, Luke and Pete share some of their food guru idols...Elsewhere, Luke tells us what he’s been doing to ease lockdown headaches and Pete shares his peculiar reality TV ice skating plans. Don’t miss out!Get involved by emailing us over at [email protected] or dropping us a follow on Instagram/Twitter - @lukeandpeteshow. Oh, and if you've read this far down, give us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back! On today's show, Luke explores the struggles of age-related back injuries, while Chef Pete introduces us to his top tips for getting busy in the kitchen.Elsewhere, we discuss motorised robotic bins and personalised Scottish gritting trucks before ANOTHER NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME! Don't miss out!Get in touch with us on Twitter and Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow with your stories from the week, or drop us an email at [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, the boys parachute into their own parish council meeting to discuss the latest on local door-to-door scamming, before Pete shares news on his plans to move house. Elsewhere, Luke has an exciting countdown to make before we review some dodgy Dad behaviours and get to some of your emails. Don’t miss out!Have you had any interesting scammers visiting your front door recently? Let us know over at [email protected] or drop us a message on [email protected] you've scrolled down this far, make sure you head over to Apple Podcasts and drop us a review. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Luke shares some peculiar news on the evolution of Wombats and we head over to Twitter to hear which politician Pete’s been arguing with. Elsewhere, the boys discuss sleep-talking before receiving a highly anticipated email from the ultimate hard drive Yoda and A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME. Don’t miss out!Got any news about random animal droppings or politicians you've argued with online? Get in touch over at [email protected] or via Instagram and Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow!If you've read this far down, you really should go and give us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you're listening. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, Pete prepares a cup of eggy coffee before the boys chat about their previous job experiences, involving dodgy jeans, industrial estates and a baffling experience at Woolworths.Elsewhere, Luke discovers some mysterious stolen art before we discuss typical Dad mannerisms and Chinese takeaways from Deliveroo Donaldson. Listen now!Make sure to get in touch by emailing us over at [email protected] with your latest news stories and any topics you'd like to hear us chatting about! We're also on Twitter and Instagram over at @lukeandpeteshow, so drop us a follow there too. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s show, the boys discuss their latest television binges, as Luke explores goblin castles and Pete tells us about TV’s biggest sore losers.Elsewhere, Luke receives an email that’s kept him up at night, before another listener gets in touch about an awkward bedroom run-in with Linda Barker. Also on today’s show: A NEW PLAYER HAS ENTERED THE GAME...and it’s linked to a rather suspicious aeroplane crash. Don’t miss out!Get involved over at @lukeandpeteshow on Twitter and Instagram, or drop us an email - [email protected]. Let us know what you've been up to, and what's keeping you going through lockdown. Oh, and drop us a review on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars or Luke will have something to say about it. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, Luke and Pete reminisce about some sexy dragon porn before Pete gives us a taste of his boozy bath-time habits. Elsewhere, Dr Luke provides the perfect cure to a migraine. We also hear some Pete Donaldson Traffic Tales involving scooters, bullies and McDonald's hash browns. Don’t miss out!Get involved with behind the scenes Luke and Pete content over on Instagram and Twitter, by following us at @lukeandpeteshow! Or email us over at [email protected] with any juicy stories you'd like to share.Oh, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Compliment Pete's hair or something. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, the boys fire up their engines to discuss flying cars and drone motorbikes, before Pete shares some shocking news about a recent addition to his own transport collection. Elsewhere, we learn about illegal sandwiches and parachuting pioneers, before one listener gets in touch with a story about Michael Jackson interrupting a school game of Rounders. Listen now!Get involved by emailing us at [email protected] or following us over on Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow! Oh, and leave us a review while you're at it. 5 stars on Apple Podcasts will do. Thanks! See acast.com/privacy for opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's show, Pete tells us all about his days working in the zoo with animals in nappies, meanwhile Luke reveals who he's desperate to give a Chinese burn to.In other news, we discuss asthmatic sleepovers and pole-dancing firefighters, before getting to one very exciting email about the Royal Navy. Listen now!Get in touch at [email protected] or over on Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, Luke and Pete take a walk on the wild side and discuss survival tactics: Luke fears facing crocodiles, while Pete worries about which berries he can eat to avoid asthma attacks. Elsewhere, we hear about a mysterious, paranormal phone call and a policeman’s failed night out, before we find out exactly what the boys were like back in their school days. Get stuck in!Got any exciting news for us? Email it over at [email protected]!Go and leave us a 5 star review over at Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. You know you want to.See acast.com/privacy for opt-out and privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re back! On today’s show, the boys get stuck into some important business as Pete ranks his favourite types of army troops, before we discuss the most acceptable facial hair choices a man can make. Elsewhere, Luke seeks advice from an experienced electrician, Pete tells us all about a very well-endowed Danish man’s cartoon catastrophes and we reminisce about boys’ school discos. Listen now!Get involved over at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, we’re back on the road as Speed Demon Pete Donaldson chats about his recent long-distance scooter trip, while Luke shares his theory on how to successfully jump out of a plane. Elsewhere, we discuss a 10 year old’s journey into weightlifting before looking at how to train your child with a tin of beans.In other exciting news, TWO NEW PLAYERS HAVE ENTERED THE GAME...both with rather arousing names. Listen now!Get in touch at [email protected] take time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us.See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke and Pete are back to kickstart the year! On today’s show, the boys explore some brand new healthy eating habits as we discuss the complex cuisine of a banana alongside the exciting prospect of fartless pickled onions. Elsewhere, Pete tells us all about his strip poker days and explicit photoshopping skills, before we begin some community policing after hearing from a cop with credentials. Don’t miss out!Drop us an email at [email protected] and tell us all about your New Year's eating habits. Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back and a Happy New Year's Eve! On today's show, the boys review 2020 before Pete tells us all about his new year's Samurai Sword ambitions. Elsewhere, Luke rants about bathroom hand lotions before we discover the fate of a 12 year old's unlicensed school toilet rave.Also on today's episode, some new players have entered the game! We review these, explore the concept of a new KFC gaming device, and finally settle on some big (ish) resolutions for 2021. Don't miss out!Get in touch at [email protected] and tell us all about your entrepreneurial ventures in school! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke and Pete are back with more wonderful Christmas nonsense! On today’s episode, Luke shares the news about a rather explicit Nativity scene, while Pete tells us all about a dog walker’s shocking story - involving a suspicious green cyclist and an unexpected limp. Elsewhere, we hear about the flute disasters of a silent musical maestro and how one Christmas Carol service ended up reciting Tupac lyrics instead of Catholic prayer. Grab a mug of tea and a slice of Viennetta and join us!Email us over at [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Merry Christmas from your favourite pals! On today’s episode, the boys get ready for Christmas as Luke prepares his turkey in a carrier bag and Pete brines his pears before the big day... And if that doesn't quite whet your appetite, we also discuss friendzoning, Space Guardians, and the consequences of having a Poundland sandwich for lunch.Elsewhere, we chat about an angry Druid’s response to Stonehenge being closed for lockdown, and hear out one very concerned listener who emailed in to ask Pete for tips on passing his driving theory test. Enjoy!Tell us all about your Christmas over at [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.