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The Luke and Pete Show

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The Flaming Fireballs Alliance

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On today’s show, Luke and Pete discuss plastic gloves, flaming fireballs and a stupendous amount of skittles before we take a trip down memory lane and into some dodgy workplace stories.Elsewhere, the boys chat all things DIY after Pete inherits a squeaky old park bench, and we make a final decision on who the real sidekick is. Don’t miss out!Come and get involved over on our new Instagram page @lukeandpeteshow where there's loads of additional content being uploaded! Or drop us an email over at [email protected] with your latest funny news for the boys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 1, 202133 min

A Glitching House Move

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On today’s show, Pete soft-in-the-middle Donaldson tells us all about the glitches involved in moving house, before the boys begin a philosophical chat involving a ‘real dog shit sandwich’.Also on today’s episode, we hear news about a man posting cash through random letterboxes, a testicle epidemic, and a slightly heated discussion about who the real sidekick is on the show. Don’t miss out!Come and get involved over on our new Instagram page @lukeandpeteshow where there's loads of additional content being uploaded! Or drop us an email over at [email protected] with your latest funny news for the boys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 25, 202133 min

Dodgy Hairstyles We Have Access To

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On today’s show, Luke gives us the full rundown on Pete’s assorted lockdown haircuts, before we turn to space to discuss the latest NASA rover making milky tea on Mars. Elsewhere, Luke tells us all about his school art class battles and we get to hear some exciting VPN updates from a listener in Shanghai. Don’t miss out!Get in touch with us via email over at [email protected] or drop us a message on Instagram and Twitter - @lukeandpeteshow's the handle! We love hearing from you (most of the time).If you've read down this far, make sure to drop us a review over on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Nothing less. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 22, 202127 min

Chimpanzee Wars and Plastic Dinosaurs

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We're back! On today's episode, Pete talks us through his recent nautical-themed eBay purchases, before the boys discuss their questionable interior design ideas.Elsewhere, Luke shares news on a shocking discovery about a 4-year chimpanzee war and we hear a heartwarming listener's story about taking plastic dinosaurs to the pub. Listen now!Got any exciting news for us? Drop us an email over at [email protected] or give us a message on social media @lukeandpeteshow! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 18, 202131 min

Don't Feed Your Kids Batteries

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On today’s show, Viking Luke and Musketeer Donaldson explore American vs British recipes and what not to feed your children. Also on this episode, Luke and Pete share some of their food guru idols...Elsewhere, Luke tells us what he’s been doing to ease lockdown headaches and Pete shares his peculiar reality TV ice skating plans. Don’t miss out!Get involved by emailing us over at [email protected] or dropping us a follow on Instagram/Twitter - @lukeandpeteshow. Oh, and if you've read this far down, give us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 15, 202133 min

Pete's Famous Nipples

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We're back! On today's show, Luke explores the struggles of age-related back injuries, while Chef Pete introduces us to his top tips for getting busy in the kitchen.Elsewhere, we discuss motorised robotic bins and personalised Scottish gritting trucks before ANOTHER NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME! Don't miss out!Get in touch with us on Twitter and Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow with your stories from the week, or drop us an email at [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 11, 202135 min

Front Door Gadget Scammers

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On today’s show, the boys parachute into their own parish council meeting to discuss the latest on local door-to-door scamming, before Pete shares news on his plans to move house. Elsewhere, Luke has an exciting countdown to make before we review some dodgy Dad behaviours and get to some of your emails. Don’t miss out!Have you had any interesting scammers visiting your front door recently? Let us know over at [email protected] or drop us a message on [email protected] you've scrolled down this far, make sure you head over to Apple Podcasts and drop us a review. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 8, 202136 min

Dreams, Dumps and Defragmentation

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On today’s show, Luke shares some peculiar news on the evolution of Wombats and we head over to Twitter to hear which politician Pete’s been arguing with. Elsewhere, the boys discuss sleep-talking before receiving a highly anticipated email from the ultimate hard drive Yoda and A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME. Don’t miss out!Got any news about random animal droppings or politicians you've argued with online? Get in touch over at [email protected] or via Instagram and Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow!If you've read this far down, you really should go and give us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you're listening. 5 stars will do. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 4, 202132 min

A Warm Cup Of Nature’s Cafetière

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On today’s show, Pete prepares a cup of eggy coffee before the boys chat about their previous job experiences, involving dodgy jeans, industrial estates and a baffling experience at Woolworths.Elsewhere, Luke discovers some mysterious stolen art before we discuss typical Dad mannerisms and Chinese takeaways from Deliveroo Donaldson. Listen now!Make sure to get in touch by emailing us over at [email protected] with your latest news stories and any topics you'd like to hear us chatting about! We're also on Twitter and Instagram over at @lukeandpeteshow, so drop us a follow there too. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 1, 202140 min

Not Your Average Bedroom Decorator

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On today’s show, the boys discuss their latest television binges, as Luke explores goblin castles and Pete tells us about TV’s biggest sore losers.Elsewhere, Luke receives an email that’s kept him up at night, before another listener gets in touch about an awkward bedroom run-in with Linda Barker. Also on today’s show: A NEW PLAYER HAS ENTERED THE GAME...and it’s linked to a rather suspicious aeroplane crash. Don’t miss out!Get involved over at @lukeandpeteshow on Twitter and Instagram, or drop us an email - [email protected]. Let us know what you've been up to, and what's keeping you going through lockdown. Oh, and drop us a review on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars or Luke will have something to say about it. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 28, 202130 min

A Bath Full Of Aggressive Polish Beer

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On today’s episode, Luke and Pete reminisce about some sexy dragon porn before Pete gives us a taste of his boozy bath-time habits. Elsewhere, Dr Luke provides the perfect cure to a migraine. We also hear some Pete Donaldson Traffic Tales involving scooters, bullies and McDonald's hash browns. Don’t miss out!Get involved with behind the scenes Luke and Pete content over on Instagram and Twitter, by following us at @lukeandpeteshow! Or email us over at [email protected] with any juicy stories you'd like to share.Oh, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Compliment Pete's hair or something. Cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 25, 202135 min

An Illegal Ham Sandwich

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On today’s episode, the boys fire up their engines to discuss flying cars and drone motorbikes, before Pete shares some shocking news about a recent addition to his own transport collection. Elsewhere, we learn about illegal sandwiches and parachuting pioneers, before one listener gets in touch with a story about Michael Jackson interrupting a school game of Rounders. Listen now!Get involved by emailing us at [email protected] or following us over on Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow! Oh, and leave us a review while you're at it. 5 stars on Apple Podcasts will do. Thanks! See acast.com/privacy for opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 21, 202130 min

Born in Hartlepool, made in the Royal Navy

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On today's show, Pete tells us all about his days working in the zoo with animals in nappies, meanwhile Luke reveals who he's desperate to give a Chinese burn to.In other news, we discuss asthmatic sleepovers and pole-dancing firefighters, before getting to one very exciting email about the Royal Navy. Listen now!Get in touch at [email protected] or over on Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 18, 202134 min

Snail Survival Skills

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On today’s episode, Luke and Pete take a walk on the wild side and discuss survival tactics: Luke fears facing crocodiles, while Pete worries about which berries he can eat to avoid asthma attacks. Elsewhere, we hear about a mysterious, paranormal phone call and a policeman’s failed night out, before we find out exactly what the boys were like back in their school days. Get stuck in!Got any exciting news for us? Email it over at [email protected]!Go and leave us a 5 star review over at Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. You know you want to.See acast.com/privacy for opt-out and privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 14, 202130 min

Discos, Dads and Dirty Talk

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We’re back! On today’s show, the boys get stuck into some important business as Pete ranks his favourite types of army troops, before we discuss the most acceptable facial hair choices a man can make. Elsewhere, Luke seeks advice from an experienced electrician, Pete tells us all about a very well-endowed Danish man’s cartoon catastrophes and we reminisce about boys’ school discos. Listen now!Get involved over at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 11, 202135 min

A Real Speed Demon

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On today’s episode, we’re back on the road as Speed Demon Pete Donaldson chats about his recent long-distance scooter trip, while Luke shares his theory on how to successfully jump out of a plane. Elsewhere, we discuss a 10 year old’s journey into weightlifting before looking at how to train your child with a tin of beans.In other exciting news, TWO NEW PLAYERS HAVE ENTERED THE GAME...both with rather arousing names. Listen now!Get in touch at [email protected] take time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us.See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 7, 202132 min

Pete's Pickled Fitness Plan

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Luke and Pete are back to kickstart the year! On today’s show, the boys explore some brand new healthy eating habits as we discuss the complex cuisine of a banana alongside the exciting prospect of fartless pickled onions. Elsewhere, Pete tells us all about his strip poker days and explicit photoshopping skills, before we begin some community policing after hearing from a cop with credentials. Don’t miss out!Drop us an email at [email protected] and tell us all about your New Year's eating habits. Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 4, 202133 min

How to Behave in a Toilet Rave

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Welcome back and a Happy New Year's Eve! On today's show, the boys review 2020 before Pete tells us all about his new year's Samurai Sword ambitions. Elsewhere, Luke rants about bathroom hand lotions before we discover the fate of a 12 year old's unlicensed school toilet rave.Also on today's episode, some new players have entered the game! We review these, explore the concept of a new KFC gaming device, and finally settle on some big (ish) resolutions for 2021. Don't miss out!Get in touch at [email protected] and tell us all about your entrepreneurial ventures in school! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 31, 202030 min

The Flute and Pete Show

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Luke and Pete are back with more wonderful Christmas nonsense! On today’s episode, Luke shares the news about a rather explicit Nativity scene, while Pete tells us all about a dog walker’s shocking story - involving a suspicious green cyclist and an unexpected limp. Elsewhere, we hear about the flute disasters of a silent musical maestro and how one Christmas Carol service ended up reciting Tupac lyrics instead of Catholic prayer. Grab a mug of tea and a slice of Viennetta and join us!Email us over at [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 28, 202036 min

Deck the Halls and Brine Your Turkeys!

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Merry Christmas from your favourite pals! On today’s episode, the boys get ready for Christmas as Luke prepares his turkey in a carrier bag and Pete brines his pears before the big day... And if that doesn't quite whet your appetite, we also discuss friendzoning, Space Guardians, and the consequences of having a Poundland sandwich for lunch.Elsewhere, we chat about an angry Druid’s response to Stonehenge being closed for lockdown, and hear out one very concerned listener who emailed in to ask Pete for tips on passing his driving theory test. Enjoy!Tell us all about your Christmas over at [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 24, 202034 min

Two Wise Men

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Luke and Pete are back and things are getting Christmassy! The boys discuss everything from Disney Princesses to fizzy lagers, plus important news about a cat getting its head shaved. Also on today’s episode, Luke details his childhood flute-playing skills before Pete tells us all about his most important Nativity play performance - involving pulling a man’s hand off…Elsewhere, we’re back with some of your exciting emails, including one pub’s unfortunate fruit machine scandal. Don’t miss out!Get involved! Let us know all about your Christmas plans - [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 21, 202044 min

Crunchy Foot Syndrome

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The boys are back with more responsible chat as we discuss flight attendants in nappies, passing wind on public transport, and where to stock up on alcoholic soup. Elsewhere, Luke learns about one drug-dealing entrepreneur’s healthy crystal meth recipe, while Pete reveals his unhealthy chocolate stealing habits. Also on today’s show, some exciting emails take us back to school as we discuss terrible student reports and celebrity teachers in disguise. Enjoy! Have you brought any particularly weird Christmas presents this year? Let us know at [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 17, 202030 min

A thoughtful small amount of beef

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Pete took his driving test last week and he’s ready to grill Luke on some of the more ridiculous questions on the test. Also on this episode, Luke reveals the unusual Christmas gift he received from Pete in the post and he also shares his theory on where to find the best tacos in the world. If you want to get in touch, we’d love to hear from you! Email us at [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 14, 202034 min

An Over-whale-ming Discovery

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It’s Thursday, which means Luke and Pete are back for some more nonsense! In today’s episode, Luke discovers the profitable benefits of fishing for whale vomit and the boys decide to give up their day jobs to become Ambergris hunters. We also look into one woman’s spooky discovery in her new house’s basement wall, before diving into some very interesting emails concerning Pete’s broadband difficulties and some particularly sloppy school work. Enjoy!Email in to [email protected]! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 10, 202037 min

Parkour Gibbons Galore

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The boys are forward-rolling into today’s episode of The Luke and Pete Show as Pete illustrates his podcasting parkour skills. Meanwhile, Luke takes us on a rather chaotic trip down memory lane to discuss cars on fire, flying go-karts, and Street Fighter Remastered as two Dads participate in an epic childhood brawl. Elsewhere, the boys discuss their favourite arcade games and introduce all-new players to the battery championships before getting to some exciting emails...involving one listener’s incredibly overpriced scotch egg. Don’t miss out! Don’t miss out! Email in to [email protected]! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 7, 202029 min

Celery Sticks and Poo Bandits

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Luke and Pete are back with more weird and wonderful conversation! On today's show, the boys discuss another bizarre discovery that washed up on an Australian beach. Also, Pete delineates the struggles of a doggy day trip to the petrol station. Elsewhere, Luke yet again takes to the director’s seat to chat all things film, before the boys consider their most common emotions - and why working from home makes them just a little less awkward. Also on today’s show, we cover lots of emails, including one involving a listener’s poo bandit investigation. And finally, there’s talk of The Luke and Pete Family Reunion Show making a debut after Pete’s long-lost relative turns up to do some plumbing.Get involved at [email protected] and if you enjoy the show, please drop us a review on Apple Podcasts! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 3, 202033 min

Alien Invasion or Avant Garde Installation?

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Luke’s back with turmeric stained fingers and he’s got something to say about Marc Haynes' impression of him on last week’s show. Meanwhile, Pete’s been playing with petrol and getting bullied by a particularly crafty salesman... Also on this episode: fried turkeys, mysterious metal structures and the theft of a Banksy. What a weekend it’s been!Get involved at [email protected] and if you enjoy the show, please drop us a review on Apple Podcasts! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 30, 202032 min

One noodle sandwich with no crusts, please

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It’s Thursday, which means another dose of nonsense from The Luke and Pete Show! On today’s episode, Pete's joined by independent filmmaker, Youtuber and voice of the Abroad In Japan podcast, Chris Broad! From Yamagata to Hartlepool, the boys discuss rumours surrounding Pete’s secret Japanese family and what it takes to become a successful Youtuber. Meanwhile, Chris gives us a taste of his adventurous diet involving coffee, fried chicken, and the odd noodle sandwich...Elsewhere, we have some very exciting emails covering everything from popcorn fraud to the bizarre link between Star Trek: Voyager and Barack Obama’s presidential election. Don’t miss out!Have you ever eaten a meaty ice pop before? Email in to [email protected]! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 26, 202030 min

The Scream Database

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Welcome back to The Luke and Pete Show! Luke's away for the day, so Pete's joined by comedy writer and Wrestle Me star, Marc Haynes! On this episode, we’re sitting down with a slice of Kendal Mint Cake and some Rum Babas to discuss phone calls with ghosts, how to harvest your screams, and why Heaven needs a Zoom doorbell. Elsewhere, Pete tells us all about religious superdogs while Marc shares his big bucket list dreams alongside what *not* to do with a new PS5. Do you have any stories to scream about? Email in to [email protected]! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 23, 202037 min

A faith-palm moment

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On today’s episode, Luke and Pete talk all things holy after the Pope blessed a certain unexpected Instagram photo earlier on this week. Elsewhere, Luke’s unleashed his inner movie buff as he discusses cliché film favourites, British bad guys and featuring on the big screen himself!Also on the show, we chat all about chemical elements, discover the three things people can watch endlessly without getting bored, and hear some very bizarre emails - think big meaty squirrels and a care home horror story with a twist. Enjoy!Email in to [email protected]! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 19, 202033 min

Lock, Stock and...bags thrown out of the window?

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On today’s show, the Chinese scooter is finally up and running as Pete’s figured out how to get it purring. Meanwhile, Luke’s discussing responsible lock picking and how after 3 long years of waiting - drum roll please! - a new battery brand has finally been discovered. Elsewhere, we get an interesting look into Luke’s own brand of childhood nostalgia with everything from neighbours arguments to cars on fire! Finally, the boys also discuss the potentially illegal relationships between all our favourite Mario characters. Join us!Email in to [email protected]! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 16, 202033 min

A Series of Unfortunate Pets

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The boys are back with more nonsense chat in one firequacker of a show! On today’s episode, Pete has difficulties with his new moped and future dreams of the Isle of Man TT, while Luke talks celebrity steeplejacks and what it takes to do such an important job. Elsewhere, Luke teaches us how to fix a sick cat while Pete confesses to sharing his dog’s medication. And if you think that’s mad, wait until you hear what Pope Alexander VI got up to with his horses!This week we want to hear all of your weirdest animal stories! Email in to [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 12, 202033 min

Pete's New 125cc Lawnmower

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On today’s episode, DJ Pete and Pato Banton-turned-Luke Moore are here to start your week off right! Pete tells us all about nipple collectors before the boys discuss the aftermath of a spicy US election and wave goodbye to ‘confirmed boozophile’ Donald Trump. Elsewhere, Luke shares the boys’ bedtime cuddling habits before reading some exciting emails: second-hand kitchens, exploding fingers, and one particularly destructive student’s school report! What were you like in school? We want to know - email us your school reports at [email protected]!See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 9, 202034 min

An Octopus Revenge Plot

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It’s Thursday again, which means the boys are back for another chat full of nonsense! Pete’s revving up to tell all about his recent CBT license and his dreams of a new motorbike, while Luke shares his experience on impressing girls with mad moped skills. We then get some vocal coaching lessons as Pete attempts to locate his inner Céline Dion. Elsewhere, after discovering the age in which people lose their passion for life, the boys search for what most matters to them. Plus, one listener shares all about a fishy supermarket fiasco involving *very* unexpected contents of a Quality Street tin. Get involved at [email protected]! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 5, 202030 min

Woolly Mammoth Lollipops

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On today’s show, Luke and Pete are parenting - or at least attempting to - as we chat all things birth-related, with rugby players delivering babies as well as the ins and outs of umbilical cords. Also, Pete’s belly button makes a surprise guest appearance! The boys then have a mammoth of a discussion surrounding melting glaciers, spear-throwing devices, and ditching supermarket frozen foods for preserved glacial animals. Also on the show, a storm of emails featuring head injuries, rat pits, and an Aladdin's lamp replica. All in all, prepare for an eclectic mix of utter rubbish.Get involved at [email protected]! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 2, 202029 min

A Milky Affair

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On today’s episode, Luke put on his NASA hat as he discusses the current asteroid over-probing pandemic. The boys then talk capital punishment and whether or not heinous crimes such as pooing into McDonald’s bags should carry such a penalty. Finally, we explore airport conspiracy theories and sour cream sauce entrepreneurs. All this topped off by Luke MILKING a story of his days working in ASDA’s dairy aisle.Get involved at [email protected]! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 29, 202033 min

Has a vet ever operated on you?

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On today’s episode, we hear about Luke’s pumpkin exploits and we get stuck into some special boat service chat. We also hear what’s been described as ‘the most depressing email ever’ from a listener who’s been operated on by a vet and Pete’s got some horrific admissions about what he’s been doing with superglue. Get involved at [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 26, 202030 min

Inhaling our own toxins!

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On today’s episode, Luke rinses Pete for his truly shocking dietary habits. The boys discuss the focus on black pain in various provider’s Black History Month collections. They also examine the slippery slope that is QAnon and debate what exactly drives people to believe such outlandish conspiracy theories.Plus, Luke and Pete debate the ethics of getting pissed at work and finish strong with strange (and accurate!) taxidermy animals. And Pete wants everyone to look up gibbons. Obviously. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 22, 202032 min

J-League Batteries

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On today’s show, Pete endures public shaming for his more questionable online purchases, including a realistic latex mask of an old man that did not arrive as pictured! The boys also talk the finer points of Guy Ritchie’s The Gentlemen, critique some of its shocking cockney accents and dissect Luke’s movie night ritual.Also on the show, emails galore! One listener sparks a discussion about the exorbitant prices of dog knee surgery and there is a disconcerting amount of chat surrounding figures of authority sniffing teenagers' hands… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 202033 min

Chicken satire

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Doctor Donaldson and Professor Moore are here to enlighten you with more profound interrogations of the world around us. As Stan the t-rex skeleton is sold to a private collector, what are the chances he will end up at a London car boot? What is the true etymology of ‘awooga’? And why did Kim Jong-un burst into tears this week?If the late Cretaceous period is a little before your time, the chaps revisit 90s TV classics Gladiators and Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. There is also an email from a man who is allergic to his own surname. Settle in for a cracking show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 15, 202030 min

An uncomfortable collection of twigs

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Luke and Pete are back with more weird and wonderful conversation! Pete explains how he ended up concealing sixty wrestling figures in a farmer's field after a bizarre car boot shopping spree at the weekend. There are also more tales of work truancy and the pair dream up a Youtube channel for Luke’s dad that would quite simply be the most wholesome thing on the internet.Plus, they discuss how Buster Bloodvessel came to live on a narrowboat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 12, 202035 min

You want that sock back, mate?

Luke and Pete are back with a particularly poo-heavy half hour. Luke marvels at cats’ theatrics when doing their business, while Pete outlines his dog’s peculiar case of constipation. Luke tries to rescue proceedings by probing Pete’s die-hard love for steampunk. The pair also reminisce about celebrity visitors at school, with Pete momentarily convinced that the Pope once came to Hartlepool. But one emailer recounts a far, far better cameo than that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 8, 202035 min

Sniffer dogs are taking over

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With grand piano and candelabra on hand, Luke and Pete talk pop culture divas. There’s also more chat about unnervingly effective sniffer dogs - and what exactly would Pete sniff out if he had a more powerful nose. Pete also tells of his extremely unlucky quest for a drink and the boys discuss some more cracking dildo-themed emails. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 5, 202031 min

The Grand Central Terminal man cave

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On today’s episode, Pete talks about a group of railway workers who got caught red handed making a man cave at work. Meanwhile, Luke explains why he’s reluctant to use a Kindle and we celebrate the news about dogs with the ability to detect covid. Also on the show, we explain the concept of meat raffles and reminisce about the classic noughties documentary ‘Britain’s Toughest Pub’. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 1, 202035 min

Two old men yelling at clouds

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On today’s episode, Luke and Pete are putting the fashion world to rights. Bum bags, flip flops and the new Man United kit are all being dissected this week.We’ve also got some more on the rumour about razor blades inside waterslides and we’re hearing from a disgruntled listener who asked his girlfriend to describe him using crisp flavours.Make sure you get in touch at [email protected] and if you missed it, go and check out last Thursday’s episode ‘The Crappening’ to hear about Jim’s plumbing disaster.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 28, 202032 min

The Crappening

It’s another Jim Campbell special! We’ve got some more news on Jim’s eccentric dad and an incredible story about Extinction Rebellion protestors ‘going floppy’. Also on this episode, Jim’s telling us about his night terrors and Luke’s indulging in some extra-terrestrial chat, which Pete usually doesn’t let anywhere near the Luke and Pete Show studio. All that, plus a brilliant email from a pilot who lost his wedding ring AND the story we’ve all been waiting for: THE CRAPPENING! Luke actually downloaded this episode as soon as we finished recording just so he could listen to Jim tell this story again, you don’t want to miss it!Get in touch with with your emails at [email protected]! ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 24, 202044 min

The Luke and Jim Show!

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It’s Jim Campbell’s long overdue debut on the Luke and Pete Show! Whilst Pete’s on holiday in an unknown destination, Jim’s filling in and you’ll be unsurprised to hear that he’s taken to talking nonsense with Luke like a duck to water. On this episode, Luke and Jim are talking about some of their favourite childhood memories, including hearing Nirvana for the first time, going to waterparks and facing assault courses. There’s also a brilliant email from a listener who was taught by former professional footballer and England international, Dave Thomas. If you’ve been taught by someone of note, let us know at hello@lukeandpeteshow and don't forget to come back on Thursday for more Jim Campbell goodness.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 21, 202040 min

Drinky drinky falling over person

Luke’s still in Scotland, so once again Pete had the pleasure of Chris Tilly’s company for today’s episode! The topics discussed include Chris falling over drunk, the video game character Max Payne and tardigrades. Also on this episode, Chris and Pete have an email from an ‘anonymous illegal rave whistle blower’, there’s a new beer drinking activity to be debated and Pete tells Chris about Daniel Lambert, an 18th century man who weighed 52 stone.Make sure you check out Chris’ podcast - Clash of the Titles - and you can follow them on Twitter @clashpod!Get in touch with the show at [email protected].***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 17, 202033 min

A sexed up ET

Luke’s off gallivanting in Scotland! So for today’s episode, Pete is joined by Clash of the Titles’ host: Chris Tilly. Consequently, there's a whole load of film chat, including dodgy K-Pax merchandise, 80s action classics and weird novel adaptations. Also on this episode, Chris and Pete chat about the time Pete ate some mystery meat sent to him by a listener and the boys also discuss a piece of Russian facial recognition software that Pete’s been using…The emails have been flooding in! Including one from Laura, who went to extreme lengths to watch a World Cup game in 1998. Hit us up at [email protected] to get involved!Make sure you check out Chris’ podcast, Clash of the Titles. You can find them on Twitter at @clashpod!***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 14, 202031 min

A fare skipper banged to rights

Pete’s been caught red-handed skipping train fares and Luke’s got a story about a suspicious looking sandwich being mistaken for heroin.Also on today’s show: school nurses, a cherub getting a particularly unsavoury body graft and niche movie merchandise.Get stuck in at [email protected]!***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 11, 202036 min