The Harland Highway

Inventor, genius, ELON MUSK calls the show. Someone put something in Harland's mailbox. Harland on CONAN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Debbie Thymer, LIFE COACH takes phone calls. Elon Musk NEWS. Question of the day concerning your morals. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Captain Kirk takes over the podcast studio. Listener call in involving licking. Harland goes to heart screening clinic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr Ascot asks Harland if he's ever been touched. Crazy sex priests. Hanging at the CLUB. Harland's new cartoon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mr. Featherstone orders Harland to re-do a phone call with Prof. Charles Assmunch over the political scene. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Toilet seat INSANITY. Carl Flavors calls in to discuss drug gyms. North Korean news. Is Harland part of a mad science project? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland does a live show where he has to read excerpts from his personal DIARY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

KRINKY McKRINGLES visits studio for St. Patty's day. NEW rock album from Harland. Question of the day. Listener phone calls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland and his cousin Kevin play music and talk about their new COUSINS rock album, RATTLESNAKE LOVE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Corporal Tom Dowdy chimes in on illegal wire tapping. CRAZY news story. Calls from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AUNT RUTHY prepares for the Russian invasion. Fools at the gym. The sad state of men's fashion in the modern era. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland reads mail from the Pavement Pounders MAIL BAG and gets a phone call from an irate listener. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another group of people outraged at being shut out of the OSCARS. Hairy Question of the day. Hollywood audition HELL! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Legendary rocker JIM MORRISON of The DOORS calls the show. Crazy wedding story. Calls from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

President TRUMP calls in for President's Day. Modern day dinosaurs. STOP counting your change!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A drug smuggler calls to laugh off Donald Trump's wall. CRAZY NEWS story. Calls from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aunt Ruthie leaves a message about a seafood dinner. Harland announces NEW music. A bold stock market prediction. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yuckky things at Bed Bath and Beyond. Harland FAILS at home repairs. A Political Science professor explains Trump. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland reads items off a BUCKET LIST and discusses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mr. Featherstone has plans for Groundhog Day. Intense vetting is discussed by listeners. Political intimidation madness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland discovers NEW way to cope with anger. What is a muffintop? The Question of the day. Call from listener. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland gets strange visit from the FBI. More actors are piling up against Donald Trump without giving him a chance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Debbie Thymer, LIFE COACH takes calls. Food addictions that drive us nuts!. Calls from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Charles Parsley interviews Hillary on The PARSLEY PAPERS. Crazy News stories. Harland does some twisted stand up LIVE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Samuel E. Quoke drops in to read a romantic letter. Crazy word mix ups and crazy political celebrities. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland takes phone calls from listeners and plays a cool RETRO song. Also, the question of the day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Russian spy calls to discuss hacking the USA. Harland's memories of Princess Leah. Abuse at a lemonade stand. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

DR. ASCOT drops in for therapy with Harland. The future of Twitter. Prank calls. Question of the day involving football. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland's final improvised stand up set of 2016! Happy New Year PREMIUM members! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland talks about doing GREAT things in 2017. BOY GEORGE calls to discuss George Michael's death. Sex prank calls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A chat about the life of the late, great George Michael. Harland's boss, Mr. Fetherstone comes up with New Years moneymaking scheme. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland talks about the coming year. A new president and the ever changing world. Also, Xmas afterglow! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zsa Zsa Gabor's death is talked and sung about. A young listener calls for WALLY the ELF. Harland sings an Xmas carol. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Premium Members, HAPPY HOLIDAYS and please enjoy this twisted stand up show I did just a few nights ago - Keep on laughing! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rabbi Pappenheim calls in with holiday greetings for Harland. Prank UFO calls and listener phone messages. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland goes inside the CHRISTMAS STORY movie house. Prof Rutherford Grimes with socially aware Xmas carols. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wally the Xmas elf calls in from Santa's workshop. Harland gets PISSED OFF about tech. Naughty Xmas song. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland prank calls a cat shop. A guy who has 800 offspring. A naughty Xmas carol for you to hum along to! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sex laden PRANK CALLS on today's show and lot's of uncomfortable sex talk. Dogs, humans and even Santa! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Premium Members Only - hear part two of Harland's crowd work album, CROWD CONTROL 3 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Corporal Tom Dowdy calls in to talk about the new president Donald J. Trump. Listener MAIL BAG, and Thanksgiving. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ALL crowd work with Harland at comedy clubs. Special segment from his hilarious album CROWD CONTROL Volume 3. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mr. Featherstone wants Harland to teach him how to gobble. Too much poultry. Harland tricks friend into consuming testicles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we have the 49th annual Thanksgiving Day parade. Senior Fuentes drops in to discuss stuffing a turkey. Turkey horror stories! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

George Michael calls to discuss election. Crazy tickle news story. Harland pushes a truck! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My very funny friend and SPECIAL GUEST, comedian, Eddie Della Siepe talks about life and plays game TOO SOON or NOT TOO SOON. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland responds to the election results. Aunt Ruthy has trouble at the voting booth. Crazy truck news story! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A caller complains about one knee anthem controversy. Harland as a Super Hero. Someone lost 42 million dollars! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland spots something horrifying on his home security cam! The election so far. Harland's final stint on morning radio. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Scary Halloween show with a visit from Jacko, Dead Julia Childs, and a poem by Mr. Scary. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices