The Harland Highway

A woman who lost her legs calls the show. When fruits turn scary. Calls from the Pavement Pounders! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland attends a very CHARLES MANSON birthday party. Also, a call from a Meat-a-tarian. Calls from Pavement Pounders. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Man finds BIGFOOT skull and is interviewed by Harland. Question of the day and phone calls from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey PREMIUM MEMBER'S - Enjoy Harland doing STAND UP COMEDY crowd work. A little fun with the folks in the crowd as Harland goes back and forth looking for laughs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A special treat, Muhamed Ali's very 1st boxing coach remembers the fighter and how he was trained. The benefit of wolf's in the world. Harland gets PISSED OFF about something. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Today we read some of your email's on the show as well as discuss the concept of sending flowers to someone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Under the weather, Harland toughs it out to do a show for the troops! BOORAA! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The man enlisted to take the fatal shot at a zoo gorilla is interviewed by Harland. Also the question of the day answers a RUDE question. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland takes us on a behind the scenes journey from his visit to the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. AUNT RUTHY calls in to discuss Harland's Tonight Show appearance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HEY PREMIUM MEMBERS! Here's a clip of me trying out some new material and having fun with the crowd at the world famous COMEDY STORE on the Sunset Strip. Enjoy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Campfire Timmy drops in to sing his stupid campfire songs. A CRAZY news story that might make you afraid to sit on a toilet. DANGERS from above. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland thinks he might be a bird?? Harland visits the Tonight Show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HEY GANG. Sorry for the technical issues. NEW episode will be up tomorrow. Enjoy this Flashback episode until NEW show is posted tomorrow. Harland is on Tonight Show tonight so be sure to tune in for the laughs!. Enjoy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Harland talks about the pros and cons of removing signs from bathrooms. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ozzy calls in to discuss his split wish Sharon Osborne. The strange things that our private parts do. INKY the octopus has escaped! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Corporal TOM DOWDY calls the show. Crazy eagles. And a quick chat about GOD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A quick lil' interview with Harland and the About Last Night Podcast just for PREMIUM MEMBERS! ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

George Michael from WHAM calls the show to talk. The Question of the day. AC/DC and Axle Rose. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we discuss the election and where everything stands. This show not as comedy driven but hopefully you enjoy it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland's new PISSED OFF, segment airs again today. Calls from Pavement Pounders, and SENIOR FUENTES, Harland's gardener, drops by. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland plays Russian Roulette with Bernie Sanders. Phone calls to a laundromats. The Question of the Day. And, enough with the Snapchat FX already. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we remember pop superstar PRINCE. Harland's one time run in with Prince. Also a tree hugger comes into the studio with a tree. Wee wee tree!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland does some BLUE material and then has a sit down with some friends to discuss the material. Enjoy, PREMIUM Members!! Thank you for signing up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Queen Elizabeth turns 90 today and calls the show to celebrate. Crazy news story, and Harland's PISSED OFF segment. Off scoff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland plays a haunted theater and gets shown a ghost. The sounds of spring rain. Harland reads from his new comedy book. Why do animals fear us? Fear the rear!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland talks about behind the scene movie stuff. Crazy goat story. The ZIKA virus is here, watch out. Out n a B-out!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

LIFE COACH Dr. Debbie Thymer takes calls today to try and help people with their problems. CELEBRITY RACES with all the presidential candidates running down the track. Stack it back!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Have you ever been TEXT stalked? Letters from our listeners. A crazy farm animal story. And, Harland gets pissed off. Scoff scoff! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland has an improv conversation with a "gun guy" at one of his stand up shows. Short yet interesting clip. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After an emotional call from a Pavement Pounder, Campfire Timmy comes to the show and sings. Harland has a strange and twisted story about his pee. Holy she hee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Charles Parsley interviews DONALD TRUMP on the Parsley Papers. A crazzzzy news story. Having some alone time isn't easy. Easy there Weezy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedians Adam Ray and Brad Williams go toe to toe in a 3 round fight with topics like animal abuse, dating, and beating kids. Become a PREMIUM MEMBER today and listen to the fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we get a call from Corporal TOM DOWDY on waterboarding and torture. Also, DRONES, do we need them? And a sneak preview of the next LET'S HAVE A FIGHT podcast. Fight till it's right!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland does live stand up for a wonderful cancer benefit and ends up doing crowd work for 90% of his show. What a great crowd and a great cause. Enjoy Premium Members. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland's gardener, Senior Fuentes drops by the studio for a chat. A crazy reptilian news story. The things you lose when you get old. Oldy moldy!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland talks and laughs with comedians Adam Ray and Brad Williams. Breasts, dating, animals, and moles, are all covered on today's show! Blow by blow show!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy St.Pat's! Krinky McKrinckles the leprechuan appears on the show today. New segment called PISSED OFF! Hilary's cankles. THankles!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland has a moment of being on full terrorist alert. Have you ever been butt dialed? Harland does a strange stand up comedy set. Set? You bet!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Green and comedian Orny Adams go toe to toe in a great 3 round verbal fight with Harland as the moderator. Sit back and enjoy all the FIGHT action!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sorry gang, 747 and 748 got mixed up in the order so this is actually the real 748 as 747 was listed as 748 (huh?) Anyhoo, today we take listener phone calls. A snake eats a bear, Daff Daffny calls in and talks about reducing stress. And a preview for LET'S HAVE A FIGHT PODCAST WITH TOM GREEN VS ORNY ADAMS!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mr. Fazzistad calls in to complain about the banning of Muslims to USA. Selfies take the life of an innocent sea creature. Harland makes a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! Mentos, the freshmaker!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How HOT is Marie Osmond getting? WOW! Harland talks about movie sequels. A story about a guy who missed a few days of work. Smirk at work!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yes indeed, today Harland and Podcaster, funnyman Adam Carolla go head to head in a three round smackdown!!!! Enjoy the fight! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Aunt Ruthie's husband, Uncle Harry talks to Harland on the phone. Bratty actress's. And DANGEROUS exercising. Sing ling a ding! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Have you ever been in the looney bin?? A fight with Adam Carolla. Sushi chess. Phone calls from the Pavement Pounders! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Presidential candidate BERNIE SANDERS calls in to discuss his campaign. A very sexually charged insect story. A Pavement Pounder asks Harland about TRUMP. Frump a whump!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland works on new material and interacts with the crowd, LIVE at the Hollywood Improv! ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yes, ADAM CAROLLA is Harland's special guest today on the Harland Highway Podcast. Listen now for FREE!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ever get behind a 'How am I Driving' bumper sticker? Harland did and gave them a call. A man stuffs fish in his pants. Let's go on a nature walk with Harland. Nature bracher!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices