The Harland Highway

It's the VALENTINE podcast with Elvis love songs, Dr. Debbie Thymer with relationship advice, and talk about LOVE. Thump Thump Bump!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Great fight today with Harland and funnyman Tom Green going head to head! Who's gonna win? Lots of great, funny battles. Enjoy LET'S HAVE A FIGHT #4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A startling story about a bunch of drug addicted critters. Harland talks about a crazy road trip and reads a POEM about it. Poem shalom!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today a story about nudeness at a Waffle House! Harland and Tom Green have a fight. Strange stories with strange endings. And Harland remembers his pets. Schvetz da petz!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland is forced to go to GROUNDHOG DAY by his boss MR. FEATHERSTONE. Donald Trump update as the election gets deeper. Jeeper creeper!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This was kind of a fluke stand up set where I was invited to a Bernie Sanders rally by a friend and he unexpectedly asked me to get on stage. I had to make up a routine on the fly. Yikes! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A wonderful tribute tot he life and times of David Bowie. Harland sings one of Bowie's number 1 hits to a packed house. George Michael from WHAM calls in and tries to ruin it all. All, all, ya'll!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Premium Members. Hear Harland do a 100% improvised stand up set on a show called SET LIST where the topics are given to him live on stage with no prior knowledge of them. Fun! Recorded live at the Melrose Improv! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Captured drug lord, El Choppo, calls from a Mexican prison. Pen mystery solved. A new crop of modern cartoon characters is born. Born in corn!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One of the Pavement Pounders is upset with Harland and leaves the Podcast in a most unusual way. Professor Rutherford Grimes with his analysis of another Oscar shut out for African Americans. Fast food chain that loses sight of what fast food is. Food is rude!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Corporal Tom Dowdy, war veteran, comments on North Korea's nuclear activities. Harland gets sexually molested. Aunt Ruthy reads Curious George to Harland. Gorge by George!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kim Jung Ung calls the show to discuss his recent nuclear testing. What is the deal with DEATH? The Question of the day. Say say hey hey!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Premium Members, hope you enjoy this special moment where Aunt Ruthie reads the classic children's book, Curious George, to Harland. Enjoy! And thanks for being PREMIUM!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland gets a call from the outspoken Rabbi Pappenhiem. A Pavment Pounder cries on the show. And Harland goes to Ancestory.com to trace his roots. No trace of a face!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Ascot check in with Harland to make sure he is mentally fit to do his podcast in 2016. An Islamic Fatwa that serves mankind. Harland gives a tutorial in crazy voices. And 2016 ENERGY. Burn in a yern!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YODA calls the show to discuss why he's not in NEW Star Wars movie. Clearing customs at the airport. Happy New Year thoughts from Harland. Hear your rear!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's our NEW YEARS show. Harland makes 2016 predictions and he is forced to attend the midnight countdown at the request of his boss Mr. Featherstone. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL. HAVE A WONDERFUL AND PROSPEROUS 2016 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just a couple of quick jokes premium members, to help you exit/enter the new year with a laugh! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today harland reads letters from his listeners. Death by cell phone. Xmas gifts. And, the most unsexy part of the human body. Shoddy eh Toddy??!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wally the Elf responds to children's phone calls. Picking out presents. A song by the McKenzie Brothers. And a Christmas message from Queen Elizabeth the 2nd. Queen steam!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Rabbi calls in to smooth over the last confrontational call we had. Some crazy Xmas carols, and last second shopping. Hopping while shopping!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland's cousin Kevin Hearn from the band BARENAKED LADIES joins Harland for a family Christmas podcast. Singing and joking abound. Special just for Premium Members. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Drunk George Michael calls in with a dirty Xmas present for Harland. More songs from Rudy Carsoni. And a sneek peek at a Premium Member Xmas chat with BARENAKED LADIES band member, Kevin Hearn. Chat with a fat!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The disgruntled Easter Bunny calls in to talk about the holidays. Harland picks up his Xmas tree. Cleaning up the loose ends before the year runs out. Loose goose abuse!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aunt Ruthie goes to the mall to get her picture taken with Santa. The Question of the Day involving meat. A helpful Pavement Pounder gets dirty, and strange Xmas carol lyrics. Carol in my Merril Lynch!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Rabbi calls the show to talk about Jewish holidays. A favorite Xmas song is played on today's show. Xmas lights and driving miracles. Light my Lite Brite!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Mr. Fazziztad calls in from the Middle East to discuss the term AlahAlahackbar. A Pavement Pounder calls in and we talk about art. It's smart to fart!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Premium members here it is, Let's Have a Fight Podcast #3 - spoiler alert this one features outrageous adult entertainment personality Sam Philips, she has quite the potty mouth but is great at fighting. So if you're sensitive to swearing and sexual content plug your ears of just walk on by! It's a great fight both heated and hilarious! Who's gonna win? Join the premium club for only $20 a year and find out! Enjoy the fight all you Premium Members! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wally the Christmas elf talks on the phone with us today. Sneak clip of Let's Have a Fight 3 Podcast. Getting to the finish line, and more 7-11 stories. I'm fine, let's dine!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland finally joins Tinder, wait until you hear how it happened. Also, the question of the day may help you not break your wrist, and I think Jerry Seinfeld might have called in. Wrist I'm pissed!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Don't miss John & John as they call out the 79th Harland Highway Thanksgiving Parade. Lots of colorful floats and bands, one of the most festive shows of the year. It's all about Thanksgiving on today's wonderful show. Gobble a bobblehead!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hear Harland working out some new WALKING DEAD zombie material live on stage at the Hollywood Improv! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a pre-Christmas visit from Cinnamon Boy, yuck! Are there wildcats living in your house? The end of Bean Pickle. The tortured screams of hell. Smell my hell!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland pranks a sex shop, talks about Christmas, driving, bean pickles, and sadness. Fun on the run!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This fight is with two hilarious comedians from the GROUNDLINGS THEATER in Los Angeles.Brian Pelermo and Jordan Black. It's hot, it's heated, and it's funnnnnnyyy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Professor Rutherford Grimes from Berkley discusses the Black Lives Matter movement. Calls from Pavement Pounders about 7-11 and underwear leg. Harland and Roger get in a little tiff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can cats have murder on their minds, uh oh? The Question of the day. More underwear leg stories. A prank call to a party store. And do rock videos go too far with the sex stuff? Sex my Mex!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Premium Members join Harland for a live stand up performance at the world famous Comedy Store on the Sunset Strip. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Samuel E. Quoke shows up with his romantic musings about the Fall season. Harland calls a gun store. Sample clip from LET'S HAVE A FIGHT PODCAST #2. A caller leaves Harland with a mystery on his hands. Stand on a bandstand with your hands!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the 711th episode so today we talk about 7-11 convenience stores and how they played a role in our lives. Halloween stories. More Underwear Leg feedback. And what does one do if one stays in a LOUD ass hotel? Motel sicks!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Senior Fuentes, Harland's gardener, stops by for an unwanted visit. Installing the NEST in your home. More underwear leg revelations. Halloween candy fav's. Pumpkin my lumpkin! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the scaaarrryyyy Halloween episode with a live interview with superstar fear king, Freddy Kruger. Michael Jackson drops by to scare us too! Also, scary underpants stories and a woman who smells dead people, arooouwwwwww HAPPY HALLOWEEN JELLY BEAN! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we look at the catchy music of the POLICE. What's in your car? Do you have flu voice? And here comes El Ninyo!!! Flu on your shoe! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Harland's brand NEW podcast 'LET'S HAVE A FIGHT' Created for the Harland Highway App Premium Members. Today you get a free sampling of the podcast to see if you think it's worth subscribing to the Premium Membership, only $20 for a FULL YEAR! Hope you enjoy the 'LET'S HAVE A FIGHT PODCAST!' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aunt Ruthie calls the show and leaves a long message for Harland. What happened to phone calls? Harland unveils his new podcast. And Vegetarians are in trouble. Pod a wad!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland finds himself wandering the city streets late at night and runs into a desperate person in need. Calls from listeners and tipping wars. Tip me a chip!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Actress, improv master, and all round wonderful gal joins Harland on the show today to talk about dating, the end of the world, rabies, and the TOO SOON game. Soon we spoon!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

George Michael calls the show to discuss the 80's. Harland goes to an 80's rock concert in Vegas. Stupid dance moves. Uncomfortable orgasms. 80 a Brady!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Charles Parsley is back with the Parsley Papers where he interviews Donald Trump. Abuse on sea creatures. How to act like a nine year old in a public restroom. Nine to grind!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland gets called to see his boss MR. FEATHERSTONE. A talk about some delicious yet nasty food. More news on the NEW APP, and thoughts about the Pope's visit to the USA. Pope uses Scope!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices