The Harland Highway

Harland talks to a proffessor from Berkley about the lack of African Americans being represented at this years Oscars. Harland tried to play guitar. Press my mess!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we are listening to American Idol auditions LIVE in studio. Comments about the President's State of the Union Address. Do you eat enough? Sun in my bun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Question of the day involves good old hard cash. Also, Major Tom Dowdy calls in to discuss crying on the batttlefield and POW torture. Swamp my clomp!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland is amazed wafter taking an electric Tesla car for a test drive. Also, a man that is part car??? Shift into a drift!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We discuss the shootings in Paris and the pros and cons of being a tougher country. Also, what's the deal with farmers and their dating habits? We find out today. Crop my dustmop!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The year just started and already Harland is a LOSER. Taking a reptile beating. Phone calls from the Pounders. And, Michael Jackson stops by and it's nothing short of special. Skunk a lunk!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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On this show we celebrate the bringing in of the new year 2015. We make new years predictions, remeber the year that just passed, and attend the 2015 annual GUY DROP with Mr. Featherstone. HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we talk about people who exploit crying and people who sound great laughing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today show we enjoy Christmas with Samuel E. Quoke reading his romantic letters. Also some singing animals from the San Diego Zoo. Santa's HO HO HO. HArland opens presents from his family and also sings a carol. Merry Christmas everyone!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Sony CEO calls in to discuss hacking and then Kim Jong Un calls in and joins the discussion. We also talk about why there seems to be two forces in the world, those wanting to move forward and those stuck in the past. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wally, Santas #1 elf, takes calls from the children of listeners. Another great race at the Celebrity Races. Harland buys his Xmas tree. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pop star GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in to discuss Christmas. Cell phone courage. Calls from the Pounders, and a fun Xmas song from Toby Huss. Silent wife, holy wife!!! ! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mr. Featherstone forces Harland into being a Secret Santa. The STUPID things we do. Another great Xmas song. Merry Jerry!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the first Xmas carol of the season on today's show. Plus, Aunt Ruthie leaves a phone message and she's having trouble with a dirty windshield. Why do we eat animal bones. And why won't ants eat some foods?? Grain in my drain!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we get a call from Santa's head Elf, Wally. He will be calling in from the North Pole from Santa's workshop. Also, a Pavement Pounder asks if there's too many podcasts? And Harland gets called for jury duty. Unravel my gavel!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland gets a call from C3P0 and R2D2 to discuss new technology and SIRI from Apple iPhone. Also calls from the Pavement Pounders. Stargaze a glaze!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the annual Thanksgiving show where we talk about the holiday. Also we go LIVE to the 87th annual Harland Highway Thanksgiving Day Parade with our commentators John and John giving play by play on the parade. Giblet my niblet!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Question of the Day wonders if you have your ass in gear. Some live comedy with Harland and a dirty, dirty crowd. Nutty phone call from a listener. Slip a chip!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we read some of your letters. BBQ Eddy makes final call of the season, and you'll never guess how old the oldest person in the world is! Prune a sand dune!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BBQ Eddy makes a call looking for BBQ, Harland gets involved in a raffle, the new iPhone is discussed, calling for pet fish, and the NEW app, FALLOPIO! Blunch a skunk! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland announces his NEW APP, Fallopio. When a stranger cries, and Commander Tom Dowdy calls in to discuss his charity event for Veterans Day. Toot till ur mute!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's another amazing FLASHBACK show as we get closer to Episode 42. The earlier episodes that never got stored in the vaults. ENJOY!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A crank call to purchase a maneating fish from a pet store, attack of the rabies bat, AUNT RUTHIE calls in and has more car trouble, Harland reveals his Halloween adventure. Unspool my yule!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The mysterious ROGER who produces the show from behind the glass, finally comes in for a sit down. People with CRAZY cars, a crank call to a pet shop, annoying politicians, and the funny side to Ebola. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is the HALLOWEEN SHOW, with CINNAMON BOY, Timmy the campfire kid, and Mr. Featherstone. We discuss Halloween, the origin of Jack o Lanterns, and trick or treating with a couple of complete morons. Boo on my shoe!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Queen Elizabeth calls in to describe the very first Royal Tweet. A great call from a Pavement Pounder. Crank call to a pet store. Halloween hijinx with Senior Fuentes. Trick or trout!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland gets into a technology frucus with a Pavement Pounder. Why is everyone crying in the movie FURY? A prank call to a mattress store, and anew commercial from Charlie Lee. Tank some stank!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A strange story about a man living in the woods for decades. Let's call the hardware store for a monkey wrench. How do u like your chicken? Sand blast my sassafrass!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tired of old zoo's? Try the new Rabie zoo! Harland talks about a HOO HAW! SCAMS and SPAMS. Blunt my flunt!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Ting Lee from the center for disease Control calls in to give us an Ebola update. A Pavement Pounder calls with words of inspiration. And do you let your friends expire?? Crab cake crack face!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we listen to and receive EMERGENCY 911 calls. Also, are you part of a cause or just a poser? And justice, do we do it right in America? Poke a bloke!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland finds a rainbow. Some chickens are murdered, and the trouble with ears getting old. Also, calls from Pavement Pounders, and COMZILLA. Tackle my Snapple!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

More classic gold as we countdown to the original 42. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

More classic gold as we countdown to the original 42. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today the show is dedicated to your emails. Harland reads and responds to your praise, insults, likes and dislikes. This show is on YOU! Scotch my tape!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Liutenant Tom Dowdy updates us on ISIS activity, Human dancing machines, and crazy sea creatures. Sand my hand!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we unveil the mysteries of money, follow the story of a cow that got away from the slaughter house, and burning your damn face. Splash my cash!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland has an Ernest Hemmingway of an adventure. Funny DISCO stuff, and calls from the Pavement Pounders. Brass Ass Glass!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland's boss Mr. Featherstone forces him to do a charity prank. Also, personal grooming for men and women, and a call about titty wrinkles. Rica a roni on a pony!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another classic flashback as we work our way back to #42. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As we work our way back to episode 42 please enjoy this classic show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Birds are lighting up in flames over the skies, why? Do you really know your friends and what they do? Let's talk about lube and butter. Unplug my rug!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Ascot returns with insights about depression. Have you ever broken something the first day you had it? Phone calls from the Pavement Pounders. A CALM ENERGY expert calls into the show. Dot my eyes!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ROBIN WILLIAMS remembered and a song about comedian suicides is played. Michael Jackson invades the studio, and a Pavement Pounder. gives sound advice about lint. Green in my spleen!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in to promote his new celebrity product, BBQ Eddie still searching for friends, and have you ever SHHHUSHHH!-ED someone? Textus my Lextus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The NEW Facebook, bad or good? BBQ Eddy still looking for ribs to share. Harland does some live STAND UP about Aliens. And Aunt Ruthie calls in and tries texting while she's driving. Steam my dream!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ROMANTIC LETTERS are read today with Samuel E. Quoke, Major Tom Dowdy updates us on violence in the Middle East, hot car death has happened to Harland. Brandish the outlandish!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A specialist from the Center for Disease Control calls in to discuss the dangers of the Ebola Virus in North America. When we die do we go to a "Better Place"? The sounds of Canadian rock band SAGA. Hickory stick a Bic (pen)!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our favorite chef Dead Julia Childs drops by with BBQ advice. Phone calls from the Pavement Pounders, and a little diddy that is sure to stay in your head. Pump your lump!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices