The Harland Highway

Harland does a late night Podcast after hanging out on the Sunset Strip with his buddy Matt. The talk turns to girls, sports, and general abuse of each other. Finger lickin good! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In keeping up with the oldies that were never posted, here is another of the early shows! ENJOY< BOY!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we discuss the danger of Government shut down, shopping for giant dicks, Ronald Regan construction Co. and calls from Pavement Pounders. Slip on my slop! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Somebody has been peeing through their roof, we discuss horrid diseases, a nice call from a Pavement Pounder, and the sad state of violence in the world today. Block my blanket!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Ascot drops by for an annoying visit, songs that remind of us of our broken hearts, supercollider science, and a new way of getting drunk. Crack a crisp!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we have actress and model Julia Voth co-hosting the show today where we talk about cat walking, mars, and testicles. We also play the podcast game sensation TOO SOON OR NOT TOO SOON. Sweet celery slap!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ever find something disgusting in your food? Today we discuss. Also a Pavement Pounder calls in and tells me she LOVES me, and QUEEN ELIZABETH calls in to discuss the Royal baby, Sweet tender twinkle teeth!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An extended interview with one of the funniest guys I know, ANCHORMAN 2 star David Koechner. Today we talk about all kinds of important topics, get to know David and his work a little better, and also play the exciting Podcast game TOO SOON OR NOT TOO SOON. Sunny side slorp!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A phone call from the star of new sitcom PACKAGE DEAL calls in to discuss the hilarious new show, also a story about a man who passes out on a plane, and another desperate voice mail from Harland's AUNT RUTHIE. Sugarcoat my castle moat!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Harland talks about his new sitcom PACKAGE DEAL, Also, the plight of the homeless, and one of the must frustrating knobs in technology history. Scrabble my babble!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The QUEEN of England calls the show today to talk about the NEW royal baby, 1st interview she has given, EXCLUSIVE!! Also, amazing yet scary new device that lets you control another persons brain. Howling wind bin!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey gang this is a special GUEST PODCAST called GETTING JUICY AT THE MOVIES WITH DONNA & JULIE. It's a chance for you to hear some movie reviews from two of the sweetest Kansas girls you could ever want to meet. I am helping promote this new podcast, sure hope you enjoy it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Have you ever tried to get something out of your toolshed? It's a horror story waiting to happen. Internet HATERS, and a call in from Kyle Flavors a global warming expert. Tin can my hand!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An interesting revelation about the Beatles music, also,a "friend" sends me a distressed email asking for help and money, yeeeeeahhh riiiight!! Solarize my polarize!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another juicy FLASHBACK show as we work our way toward the first 42 that never made it into the archives! Enjoy!!! Bundles of fundles!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another juicy flashback show to get you caught up on epps 1-42. Just as succulent as the current beef!! Chips ahoy my toy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our old friend CORT McCOWAN drops by for some fun filled chit chat about summer, stains, and turning invisible. Also we play a brand new game on the Harland Highway today. Scrub your nub!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we discuss iPhoto hell, greedy people and the outcome, a call from Harland's AUNT RUTHIE, and a story that's guaranteed to make you SQUIRM in your seat. Salad my dressing!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another great flashback show that never made it into the archives. Still just as creamy as the current shows!! Yummmm! Scrape your scrap!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we chat about the ramifications of Twitter and social media outbursts, also that annoying twat Dr. Ascot drops by the studio. Crank my crabtrap!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland goes on safari to search for the incredible KOMODODRAGON'S of Indonesia, Senior Fuentes drops by the studio, and a brand new skin treatment using garden critters. Slap my knapsack!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Back by popular demand Harland shares one of his 'Winging it' stand up sets, recorded live at the Hollywood Improv! Giggle all over your wiggle!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Someone was murdered by a cow, we will investigate the story, A listener calls in for a private show, back in time with the garden hose follow up, and the dangers of being a YouTube baby. Jimmy crack porn!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we discuss the strange habits we all seem to have, disposing of old credit cards, and a visit from DEMITRI OLIO the annoying ice cream guy! Bless my backwoods OFF!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today's guest is funnylady Deven Green, full of outrageous stories, insights, and words you have never heard before. Nutterlicious!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yes, it's mail sent in from the Pavement Pounders! I read your compliments, jabs, insults, praise, and silliness, all on today's show. Maybe you'll even hear one of your own letters. Enjoy. Sally had a sandblast!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Amazingly we made it to 500. My vacation is over and we are back with a big show, #500!! Today we will talk about how we got here, some fun summertime stuff, a call from Aunt Ruthie, and sadly, George Michael from WHAM calls in to wish me congratulations and ends up wrecking the show!! Thanks to all for being here for 500. Snark your flark!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Last flashback show for awhile gang! My vacation is over and NEW shows resume on Monday, sweeeeet. But enjoy this classic never placed in the archives! And have a happy burnt onion day!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Enjoy another quality FLASHBACK show as work begins on NEW episodes COMING SOON!!! Hooooraayyyyyyy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

STILL ON VACATION GANG...IT'S SUMMER FOR GOSH SAKE!!! Ne epps will be up soon but meanwhile enjoy the early shows that never made it into the archives!!! LAUGH, BABY< LAUUUUGGGHHH!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Still on vacation gang, but I promise, these lost shows are every bit as succulent as the current ones. Will be back in studio with fresh shows soon!! Enjoying my vacay!! Harland~ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I am on vacation for a few weeks, so the perfect time to post some of the early shows that never made it into the archives!! Sweet donkey crease!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I am on vacation for a few weeks, so the perfect time to post some of the early shows that never made it into the archives!! Sweet donkey FEET!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I am on vacation for a few weeks, so the perfect time to post some of the early shows that never made it into the archives!! Sweet donkey meat!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Slowly catching up on all 41 shows that never made it into the archives! Enjoy landlubbers!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As requested by the Pavement Pounders, another early show that did not make it into the archives. Still just as good though!!! Yummmy!! ENJOY, BOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland goes in for a reality show audition, for real. Senior Fuentes drops by for a visit, and we take phone calls from you guys, the Pavement Pounders. Slump on a bump!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we go to the celebrity race track for an incredible race with Amanda Bines and others, butt dialing your cell phone, sweet street music, and annoying radio commercials. Target my flarget!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can POP TARTS hurt you? Oh yeahhh they can, a Pavement Pounder does the show opening, and a song that makes you chill... oh, and Dr. Ascot, yuuuuck. Blaze into a maze!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland turns into a kid again and writes a POEM about the whole amazing experience. Aunt Ruthie calls in from her cell phone, and there's a shortage on toilet paper and wiping options are getting desperate. Slippery slop sauce!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our old friend, comedian and actor, Adam Ray drops by to discuss life, love, sex, and to participate in a brand new game called 'Too soon, or not too soon?' Dive into your live!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is America becoming a bike gang culture? Let's talk about it. Also a phone call from Harland's Aunt Ruthie, and Harland jumps up on stage live in Hollywood to do stand up at a local club. Slide down my slide!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland gets invited to train dolphins in Vegas, BBQ Eddy returns, A CRAZY new Harland Highway contest, and a visit from (puke) Dr. Ascot. Phone a clone!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we talk about the myth of gun control, a call from Harland's Aunt Ruthie, and when is it time to say goodbye to short skirts? Bunch of clunch!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As requested by the Pavement Pounders, an early show that never made it into the archives. Enjoy this Highway flashback! Scrapped maps!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland goes on an all access trip to NASCAR and has a report, Dr. Ascot returns for some on air therapy, and what happens if you puke in space? Smash my cash!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland gives us a rare glimpse behind the STAND UP curtain as we follow him down to a Hollywood comedy club on the Sunset Strip. Harland shares his methods of writing and creating stand up material and takes us on a hilarious journey into a unique world where the only way to create is in front of a LIVE audience. Come along for the ride as Harland jumps on stage and lets the comedy flow! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland's rare interview with actor comedian Jim Carrey, PART 2. The superstar discusses comedy and life with Harland, also, a Bakersfield WHORE drops by for sex action, the problem with light bulbs, and the way schools have changed over the years. Slam that wham!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The queen of England drops by to play Russian Roulette with Harland, sexy breakfast cereal, are there consumer products placed in thelyrics of pop songs? Grange my garage!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland visits his boss Mr. Featherstone, an incredible and strange animal attack, a horrible story about a murdering illegal alien, and Harland is forced to have sex with a cheap whore. Wrinkledy dinkledy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices