The Harland Highway

Another great flashback show that never made it into the archives. Still just as creamy as the current shows!! Yummmm! Scrape your scrap!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we chat about the ramifications of Twitter and social media outbursts, also that annoying twat Dr. Ascot drops by the studio. Crank my crabtrap!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland goes on safari to search for the incredible KOMODODRAGON'S of Indonesia, Senior Fuentes drops by the studio, and a brand new skin treatment using garden critters. Slap my knapsack!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Back by popular demand Harland shares one of his 'Winging it' stand up sets, recorded live at the Hollywood Improv! Giggle all over your wiggle!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Someone was murdered by a cow, we will investigate the story, A listener calls in for a private show, back in time with the garden hose follow up, and the dangers of being a YouTube baby. Jimmy crack porn!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we discuss the strange habits we all seem to have, disposing of old credit cards, and a visit from DEMITRI OLIO the annoying ice cream guy! Bless my backwoods OFF!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today's guest is funnylady Deven Green, full of outrageous stories, insights, and words you have never heard before. Nutterlicious!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yes, it's mail sent in from the Pavement Pounders! I read your compliments, jabs, insults, praise, and silliness, all on today's show. Maybe you'll even hear one of your own letters. Enjoy. Sally had a sandblast!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Amazingly we made it to 500. My vacation is over and we are back with a big show, #500!! Today we will talk about how we got here, some fun summertime stuff, a call from Aunt Ruthie, and sadly, George Michael from WHAM calls in to wish me congratulations and ends up wrecking the show!! Thanks to all for being here for 500. Snark your flark!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Last flashback show for awhile gang! My vacation is over and NEW shows resume on Monday, sweeeeet. But enjoy this classic never placed in the archives! And have a happy burnt onion day!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Enjoy another quality FLASHBACK show as work begins on NEW episodes COMING SOON!!! Hooooraayyyyyyy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

STILL ON VACATION GANG...IT'S SUMMER FOR GOSH SAKE!!! Ne epps will be up soon but meanwhile enjoy the early shows that never made it into the archives!!! LAUGH, BABY< LAUUUUGGGHHH!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Still on vacation gang, but I promise, these lost shows are every bit as succulent as the current ones. Will be back in studio with fresh shows soon!! Enjoying my vacay!! Harland~ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I am on vacation for a few weeks, so the perfect time to post some of the early shows that never made it into the archives!! Sweet donkey crease!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I am on vacation for a few weeks, so the perfect time to post some of the early shows that never made it into the archives!! Sweet donkey FEET!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I am on vacation for a few weeks, so the perfect time to post some of the early shows that never made it into the archives!! Sweet donkey meat!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Slowly catching up on all 41 shows that never made it into the archives! Enjoy landlubbers!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As requested by the Pavement Pounders, another early show that did not make it into the archives. Still just as good though!!! Yummmy!! ENJOY, BOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland goes in for a reality show audition, for real. Senior Fuentes drops by for a visit, and we take phone calls from you guys, the Pavement Pounders. Slump on a bump!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we go to the celebrity race track for an incredible race with Amanda Bines and others, butt dialing your cell phone, sweet street music, and annoying radio commercials. Target my flarget!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can POP TARTS hurt you? Oh yeahhh they can, a Pavement Pounder does the show opening, and a song that makes you chill... oh, and Dr. Ascot, yuuuuck. Blaze into a maze!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland turns into a kid again and writes a POEM about the whole amazing experience. Aunt Ruthie calls in from her cell phone, and there's a shortage on toilet paper and wiping options are getting desperate. Slippery slop sauce!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our old friend, comedian and actor, Adam Ray drops by to discuss life, love, sex, and to participate in a brand new game called 'Too soon, or not too soon?' Dive into your live!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is America becoming a bike gang culture? Let's talk about it. Also a phone call from Harland's Aunt Ruthie, and Harland jumps up on stage live in Hollywood to do stand up at a local club. Slide down my slide!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland gets invited to train dolphins in Vegas, BBQ Eddy returns, A CRAZY new Harland Highway contest, and a visit from (puke) Dr. Ascot. Phone a clone!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we talk about the myth of gun control, a call from Harland's Aunt Ruthie, and when is it time to say goodbye to short skirts? Bunch of clunch!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As requested by the Pavement Pounders, an early show that never made it into the archives. Enjoy this Highway flashback! Scrapped maps!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland goes on an all access trip to NASCAR and has a report, Dr. Ascot returns for some on air therapy, and what happens if you puke in space? Smash my cash!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland gives us a rare glimpse behind the STAND UP curtain as we follow him down to a Hollywood comedy club on the Sunset Strip. Harland shares his methods of writing and creating stand up material and takes us on a hilarious journey into a unique world where the only way to create is in front of a LIVE audience. Come along for the ride as Harland jumps on stage and lets the comedy flow! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland's rare interview with actor comedian Jim Carrey, PART 2. The superstar discusses comedy and life with Harland, also, a Bakersfield WHORE drops by for sex action, the problem with light bulbs, and the way schools have changed over the years. Slam that wham!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The queen of England drops by to play Russian Roulette with Harland, sexy breakfast cereal, are there consumer products placed in thelyrics of pop songs? Grange my garage!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland visits his boss Mr. Featherstone, an incredible and strange animal attack, a horrible story about a murdering illegal alien, and Harland is forced to have sex with a cheap whore. Wrinkledy dinkledy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The research is in about women's attraction to penis size, wait till you hear the results, crazy x-ray madness with Harland's doctor, and small, tender moments in life. Sourcream my dream!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We get a visit from cooking sensation DEAD JULIA CHILDS, Barbie gets un-madeover, there have been some new MONSTERS discovered, and last but not least Nelly Frutado. Bobble your wobble dobble!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland takes a call from a Pavement Pounder and it turns into the WHOLE show!! Blungle dee flungldee!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As requested by you guys, some of the earlier shows that never made it into the archives. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland goes one on one with JIM CARREY asking serious and silly questions, iPad road rage, and super kinky bat sex!! Crush my crumpet!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

North Korea threatens USA with nuclear bombs, the master at work JIM CARREY in Cable Guy, and singer GEORGE MICHAEL from pop band WHAM, calls into show. Bless my apple snoss!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Celebrity racing with Charles Parsley, Someone is giving out free money, a great Canadian rock tune, and the crunchiest place on earth. Flip it flap it stack it!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Debbie Thymer returns with her expert life coaching advice, an insperational message from celebrity BEN STEIN, working on the CHAIN GANG, and murder by Mother Earth. Black and blue white shoe!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harrland sleeps with football superstar Tom Brady, disgusting, Also, Kraft mac and cheese scandal, and is BINGO a crime? Copy my floppy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today my best buddy and college roomate Rej Bourdages drops by. Wait until you hear about all the AMAZING MOVIES he has worked on over his career. Also the Harland Highway Animal Quiz! Lemon juice leg warmers!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland reviews the 2013 Oscar's, late, but still. More dumbass 911 calls, and the benefits to people driving with cell phones. Stank a blank!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland talks to the beautiful Nikki Leigh about life, love, sex, and all kinds of goodies. Also the NATURE QUIZ at the end of the podcast. Sweet mother of meatball sauce!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we listen to a really stupid 911 call, someone almost murdered by waffles, annoying clothing tags, and a visit from Harland's gardener Senior Fuentes. Stipe my ripe!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

By listener demand, playing down the early episodes that aren't posted. We drop these in from time to time until we are caught up to #42. ENJOY, BOOOOOOOYYYY!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Love can be painful, we discuss, Artists in the courtroom, the question of the day, and TV show SHARK TANK. Roll it and then scroll it!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1st lady Michelle Obama is interviewed on the Parsley Papers today, Fake crying to get your money, Wristband fever, the question of the day. Tumble your bumble!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland gets called up to his bosses office Mr. Featherstone, crying babies, the medal of honor, and the gayest thing ever. Sand band grand slamb!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yes it's Randall the narrator of the Honey Badger YouTube video sensation. Randall and I talk nature, life, mothers, and all kinds of bad ass stuff. We also do an incredible Nature Quiz at the end of the show! Skunk my blunk!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices