The Harland Highway

Going to the bank, Monopoly game, computer ports, food delivery, food chunks, things in 3's, movies in cars. Crab crawling cringlenut!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The promoter of rock legend the Doors is here, the new iPad 3, giving to charity, getting scammed, and what do dreams mean? Corn flake fever baby!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Singer George Michael calls the show, Spam, monsters on the loose, creating a sleep button, a very special birthday, Senior Fuentes drops by for a visit. Chew your gum bum!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Going to heaven, cow farts, the LORAX movie, computer hackers, new ice cream flavors, eye ear nose and throat doctors. Clunkey crackle corn!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ankle socks for men, romantic letters as read by Samuel E. Quok, food supply, knowing yourself, and Jacko drops in for a visit. Termite twittle teets!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland's live stand up, Director Stanley Kubrick pulls a fast one on us, tooth aches, popping pills, and Harland learns a new language. Marvelous muffin meats!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Obnoxious noises, Life coach Dr. Debbie Thymer, lucky driving scenarios, geography names, water pipes and electric cords. Flash a boom bang - a!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A visit with Dr. Ascot, microwave food problems, I found a dead body, yikes! Understanding the Cheescake Factory!!! Whipped buttery bloom bloom buns! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Saying goodbye to an old friend, business cards, drivers with distractions, robotic phones. Slurp a slap monkey!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My boss Mr. Featherstone implements a new promo for the Highway and it's godawful, testing 123, you have a THINGY, noises from inside us, and leprechaun Krinky McKringles. Twisted butter buns and bedknobs!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's celebrity races featuring the Kardashians, playing ping pong, going numb, where to go in a time machine, rats and rodents, and the worlds most annoying leprechaun, Krinky McCrinkles. Fresh, frosty, foam face!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Too many things to do in your life, a crazy Vegas flight where a fight breaks out all around me and Vince Vaughn, and rainbows. Sweet colored cloud puffs!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Very SPECIAL guest, funnyman, actor, comedian DAVID KOECHNER from SNL, Anchorman, Talledega nights, e talk about the biz, Chris Farley, and of course the Harland Highway animal quiz. Saddle up my sling blade sauce!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we discuss masturbation, old soap, idiot drivers, playing Tug of War, good luck charms, and presidential celebrity races. Bing bang bloomlips!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Doctor Ascot is in, our obsession with murder and death, a sad KFC story, and what is your dating history? Chingy's Freddy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A cinnamon scare sweeps the nation, enter, Cinnamon Boy, dog years, sweet asses, DVD bonuses, hiding, hammering, and sleeping in. Twist my Twix bar!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Air shows, water fill up, a visit to Charlie Lee's Moonglow Tavern, the Pillsbury Dough Boy, the magic of doo wop music, and a cruel trick for you to play. Lemon my lime!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland goes to the ER, frustrated parking, a visit from Senior Fuentes, brushing the teeth, and magical urinating. Lord love a tangerine onion skinner!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Your digital photo's, Oompa Loompa's, evil hockey players, snakes, and a visit from George Michael from WHAM. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My hilarious comedian/actor buddy drops by for a visit and we discuss love, life, death, and smelly rainbows. Also the Harland Highway Animal Quiz! Sweeeeeeeeeeet!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listener phone calls, Illegal immigration, bad dating, when moose attack, a visit from Senior Fuentes. Snap a snap dragon!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yes, sadly that idiot Cinnamon Boy drops by today, uggg! Also, turning invisble, E-Bay purchases, junk in the trunk, and camera madness. Pollute Pluto!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fast talking auctioneers, famous sayings, sleeping dragons, hero poses, getting revenge, NFL showboating, saving pennies. Big clumps of skunk munk!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's show I go through some, for the most part, angry letters from you the listeners, whooooo. Also, exotic foods, and an update on project Honey Badger. Boink Mr. Spock's teeth! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We'll be talking about those things as well as your dogs breath, your arms and hands, dutch ovens, and sadly, Timmy the Campfire Kid drops by to sing some of his retarded songs. Bless my sisters mess!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A very interesting freak! Tricks with your cell phone, Golden Globe winner Meryl Streep. Blop goes the Bleesle! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The sound of bagpipes, the election is on, first visit with Dr. Ascot 2012, Jimmney Cricket, my cousin releases a new CD and I play a cut. Pass the plop pickers!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Drinking wheatgrass, Tim Teebo, ordering at Starbucks, air fresheners, the cost of freedom popcorn style, mullets are back!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1st show of 2012 and a visit with my boss Mr. Featherstone, early morning monkeys, politeness, bird formations, and the cattle holocaust. Slurp a slap shot!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ordering food properly, Christmas carols, Eggs, third eyes, fighting a cold. Glob my sisters cob!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cross dressing problems, new fuels, life and money, Hanibal Lectre. Blunk my skunk!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is the shuttle program sexual? Listener voice mail, gang signs, Hannibal Lecter, deafness, Harland's interview with actor Jay Mohr. Swap your swip sweep!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dating scam, Charlie Lee and the Moonglow Tavern, twitchy legs, Harland makes a 911 call, do unto others, underground caves. Back street bingo boys!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Texting and flirting, a visit from Dead Julia Childs, English driving rules, a deadly phone app, and a call from rocker George Michael. Burp my bongo baby!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A visit from my special guest, actor, artists, singer, Toby Huss. Stories from Down Periscope and others, plus Xmas songs and the Harland Highway animal quiz. Curl up your clunk munk! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The start of Christmas, going to food court, Gene Simmons mouth, Thanksgiving food, morning mouth, freezer burn, what the TRUCK. Clam baked bonnie shells!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chemicals in our food, Baskin Robbins, UFO crop circles, Ashton Kutcher divorce, TV dinners, and an annoying call from George Michael from WHAM. Sandblast momma's melon patch!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

More and more taxes, Car repairs, Life Coach Dr. Debbie Timer, dangerous animals. Fold and flap your furnace!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Running, listener voice mails, animal attack, a celebrity sighting, Dr. Ascot, and a special announcement. Twist your twinkle toes!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the Thanksgiving Day Special Podcast. It's all about turkey day, including the Harland Highway 59th annual Thanksgiving day parade. Have a great one!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Trouble at a protest, octopi, weather people, Harland goes into Occupy Wall Street march, fake lady lumps. Clang my boomerang!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stupid consumer purchases, a call to Dildo, Canada. Road hoggers, babies in the tummy, phone message menu, killing my cell phone. Bunk bed banana blisters!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listener Mailbag, scarecrows, fat solutions, residue food, Gatorade. What a wonderful walnut fest!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tanning salon fiasco, the Michael Jackson verdict, plane tires, the Honey Badger guy. WOOOOOOOONNNNK!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ramp snobs, voicemails, the life of cows, security protection, and Dr. Ascot!. Scrape my tiny teeth!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TV shows I've seen, sleep problems, voicemails, smokers, and Timmy sings some campfire songs. Plumb flavored rump balls!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fingernails, Halloween scares, kids and God, calling the zoo, leading men who yell in movies. Bundle up my brumblebushes!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's with Greece? Being scared, fake boobies, a cal from Christopher Walken, the fall of the system, mac and cheese. Super puffed wonder duffs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Special guest, actor, comedian, Justin Ian Daniels drops by the Highway for a visit. Gooey, lemony, fun!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lost in the corn, warewolfs, Yoda upgrade, romantic letters, American freedom and the Wall Street occupiers. Blasts of minty mongo meat!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices