The Harland Highway

Coins and collectors, the world of art, hockey depression, wild sex story, the Grand Canyon, listener phone messages. Wrinkle my tinkle!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Special guest, comedian and actor Justin Schlagle. Bittersweet bunk cake!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Old skateboarders, Houdini and the world of magic, funny faces, ear lobe exploration, crazy sex story. Rumple my stilksens!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A special musical guest today, my cousin from the Barenaked Ladies, Kevin Hearn. Sweet glorious onion melts!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Female terrorists, chocolate diet, cell phone loud mouths, Dr. Ascot, fast food horror, raunchy sex story, dangerous jobs. Buffalo snot meat!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Strange driving hazards, you're grounded, Starbucks, coffee, hobbies, Shaving hazards, Apple products. Lumpy lemon lump cakes!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Special guest Sean Tweedley drops in for chuckles and stories. Swing it wide sister!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gross out commercials, dog rescues, tip on flying, horror movie the Omen, Seafood fiasco, and an annoying visitor to the studio. Swirl my lima beans!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sex capade story, tall people and short people, listener mail bag, weather man complaints. It Chinese fun time boys and girls!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Naughty sex story, showering, long winded story tellers, garage doors, artistic purity, helpful tip. Bing bang BOOM baby!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Spring allergies, my new hero, crazy sex story, Dr. Ascot, the nutty thing about squirrels. Scooooooorrrrrrccch!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An interview with special guest Michael Rosenbaum from Smallville and Sorority Boys. Sweet Maple gravy!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The mystery hair, sad guitar players, hardwood floor fever, Senior Fuentes, garbage piles, pet love, a helpful tip from Harland. Gargle you gibble bits!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Helping too much, seat belts on planes, full moon fever, 1st class seating, indie films, Dancing with the Celebrities. Wagon train tinkle hairs!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feng Shway, Magnet drivers, Timmy and his campfire songs, nap time, and trouble in phone sex land. Tharrrrr she blowwwwwwssss!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jenny Craig hoax, small people, police training, Timmy and his campfire songs, Harland for president, and Harland reads a poem. Twinkldy dinkldy dee!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Evolving monkeys, dog sex, UFC cage fighter Chuck Liddell, career shelf life, Dr. Ascot. Pull my purple pogo stick!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Big, beefy mystery, Justin Shclagel interview concluded including the Harland Highway animal quiz. Moo quack meoww and woofffy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cindy Crawford chronicles, role playing, internet fights, a mystery guest visits the studio, compact car parking, garlic lovers. Swampy sweet grasses indeed!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lady GaGa is ga ga, dinosaur sounds, KFC with something new, the birds and the bees, Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer. Slap your slippers silly!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An interview with Highway favorite Justin Shclegel. Momma get the ballpark franks!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Don't fear the reaper, public safety message, the color green, paper cuts, romantic letters by Samuel E. Quoke, addicted to email. Burn baby buuuurrrrrrnnnnn!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The back seat hump, Osama is DEAD, a listener apology from Harland, and Dr. Ascot. Cider, cinders, and Sunday's!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My final interview with actor/comedian Andy Dick. Sweet Scuttlebutt lodge!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My new hero, energy drinking, Senior Fuentes, interview with actor/comedian Andy Dick, Harland sings with the Cousins. Slurp a purple Slurpee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Babies at the movies, bugs and lights, interview with actor/comedian Andy Dick, a sad bird story. Fluffy flutty nutty's!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cell phones kill, interview with comedian/actor Andy Dick, trucks on fire, road runners. Born to be krinkled!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hairy girlfriends, romantic summer letters, summer love, poetry, interview with actor comedian Andy Dick. Slap your sugar loaf!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fatties at the gym, A celebrity guest drops by the studio for a chat, tax the rich, Dr. Ascot. Fold my sheet face!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

People who whisper, going underground, Angelina Jolie visit, Football drive thru, Cap'n Kirk invades the studio, BBQ Eddy, and the listner mail bag. Grab a scab dab!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

President Obama wants the rich to pay more, BBQ Eddy, are you into yoga? golf nerds, accused of being high. Twirly wirly twist ties!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm going to play a dirty mind trick on you today, big birds in the sky, watching too much TV, BBQ Eddie, racism. Salad tong my falad flong!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

New inventions, BBQ Eddy, Whale burgers, zoo sex tours, Celebrity Races, dog sex, swear word compliments. Curl up my bobby socks!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 star dining, talking urinals, Sinkholes and potholes, BBQ Eddy, infomercial stupidity. Creamy crab soup sauce!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Plumbers, parking your car and tickets, listener voice mail, Dr. Ascot, breaking down "It Sucks", and BBQ Eddy is back for BBQ season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hunting vs Groceries, red tailed hawk hunt, how to be cool, Celebrity Races, and gophers. Stack a sandbag on my Flowbee!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My very special guest today is comedian NICK THUNE, love this guy. We'll be discussing life, animal attacks, Viagra, therapy, and of course participating in the Harland Highway nature quiz. Enjoy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

McDonald's Big Mac, budding in line, how annoying is Sponge Bob? Senior Fuentes, truckers and trucker songs. Cabbage smells like lettuce!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Spilling stuff, furs and guns, phone sex, frozen yogurt, and celebrity races. Merciful mongo meats!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Monday blues, phone messages, tuxedos, an annoying guest drops by, shopping at the 99 cent store, paparazzi. Buttered walnuts anyone?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Violence and rage, listeners call in and sing to the Harland Highway, the disaster in Japan, weekend snoozers, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Honey soak my sister teeth!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The succulent smells of sex, swearing and cussing, the art of telling jokes, and how much jewelry do you wear!!! Slap my deep fryer silly!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Going out for dinner with a group, Senior Fuentes, gardening, Charlie Lee wants on American Idol, crappy cell phone service. Wham bham thank you Spam!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Strange pizza, Senior Fuentes, Harland reads a poem, secrets in the men's room, scary new computers. Flip my furry flapjack!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

St. Patrick's Day with visits from Kringee McKringles the Irish leprechaun, 80's roller rink flashback, V.I.P. sections, hairy armpits, a drunk Irish song, and bed bugs. Wash my water buffalo!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Special guest Tom Green, new shoes, stupid 911 and 411 calls, Cinnamon Boy, the art of eating seeds, caller request line. Watery winged vunder yah yah!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

St. Patty's day leprechaun drops in, the Charlie Sheen fiasco, listener voice mail, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Burn my sisters gum line!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Donuts, VIZ Magazine Brit humor, A visit from Chin Ho Hawaii 5-0, listener voice mails, outdoor gals, rubber sidewalks. Crab bake oyster farts!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My funny and insightful actor, improv, friend Brian Palermo drops by for interesting topics, some improv fun and of course the Harland Highway animal quiz! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stupid phone greetings, British humor, need more information please, exciting celebrity sightings, check out lines at the grocery store. Sizzling stink wax!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices