The Harland Highway

Harland the law breaker, invitations to space aliens, filing for chapter 11, tazer guns, voice mails, Senior Feuntes, radio madness. Fold my paper face!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Viz Magazine, computer love, Celebrity races, the speed of a sneeze. Flap my greasy mud flaps!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A visit with my boss Mr. Featherstone, lottery winners, wireless stuff, Taxi's, Dr. Ascot, live satellite feed to Egypt. Blueberry face warts!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Charity event, UFO's, taggers, nude sunbathing with Jenifer Aniston, shooting horses, freedom in Egypt. Suckle my Knuckle!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Old and fat security guards, YouTube and the YouTube game, weapons for sale, Iran gets the bomb. Polly wolly doodle all the day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wind power, Uranus, world record holders, Dr. Ascot, Canadian singing voices, cock fights. Lightly boiled light bulb coils!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Blind people and seeing eye critters, Julia Childs cooking lesson, guys try to cook, a visit from Hawaiian law enforcement, strange discoveries, and the human race. Wobbly bobbly socks!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Babies, scented things, Phone in's, let's read a poem, and the miracle of birth. Blustery balooga buns!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yes lovers, it's the Valentines show. Today we talk all about love and have guests and read mushy letters and take your phone calls and love, love, love, baby!!! Turtle egg delights!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Internet shut down, gay rainbows, a phone call to my son, boiled eggs, Valentine Day suggestions, special teams, sexual positions. Backwoods bungie candy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My hilarious comedian buddy Justin Schlegel drops by for another fun filled romp down the Highway! Burnt toast hairs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Parental attachment, jobs we refuse to do, a call to my son, comedian Sean Tweedley, Superbowl commercials, crazy phone calls, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Prune my pickled plumb sauce!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do you believe in? Riding on the bus, comedian Sean Tweedley, and yes, Valentines Day is coming. Sweet tears of tangerine love!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Baby pandas, dinosaur extinctions and dragons, listener mail, hunting gone awry. Silly sandals slurping seaweed!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dangerous texting, American Idol stuff, Dr. Ascot, and the NEW Noah's Ark. Tumbling light bulb meat!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Scary new computer, Half Baked movie clip, Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer, Shark fin letters, people who talk too much, strange visotor to the studio. Black and blue red purples!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listener mail, cruise ships, award shows, zebra hunting, celebrity karaoke. Swollen blueberry buns!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gum chewing, strange habits, comedian Gene Pompa drops by, and the ever annoying Dr. Ascot. Friday Night fun bags!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Raquetball, comedian Gene Pompa, Shark finning, lotteries, sad funeral news. Buttery butter buns!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Toenails and finger nails, Comedian Gene Pompa, voice mail, Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer, cash bonuses, cat allergies, wedding fat, and romantic night sounds. Tremble my tangerines!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Micro mites, Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer, bugs, football and tennis, and Dr. Ascot. BBQ my toadstools!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Decorating, sleep overs, finances, comedian Sean Tweedley, sleeping in, Harland goes to a basketball game. Tweet my turnip!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pulp, American Idol freaks, book stores, driving distractions, Comedian Sean Tweedley, bad at math, timing. Eat my front lawn!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Voice mail, pregnant men, comedian Sean Tweedley, airport pat down, hair and baldness, Dr. Ascot. Aluminum monkey warts!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Queens and kings, football rules, bull riding, home security, cows in the snow, charities, wrong numbers. Big balls of bo-bo bingles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cheaters, corn dogs, body clocks, working out in the new year, sexy beds, pop up ads. Twiddly diddly dee!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is the new years eve show - listen in as I mingle at the new years party with all the cast and crew from the Harland Highway. And Happy New Year too!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The ozone layer, planning for the new year, Celebrity Races, cheese, sports rules. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A casual chit chat with an old friend. Sizzle my hot Tonka truck! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

VHS tapes, Christmas carols, news stories and how they're told, Celebrity races. Sweet chicken cheese fries!! Merry Christmas everybody!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The doctor's office, Celebrity races, windows, toilet paper, and Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer. Butterscotch brumble breads!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yes today is the day, it's the 72nd annual Harland Highway Christmas Parade. Hope you enjoy the festivities and Merry Christmas!! Sugar plumb dingle buns! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listener voice mails, dirty cars, movie snacks, Senior Feuntes, sneezing, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Bundles of biggles!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Debbie Thimer (Life Coach), new coffins, book readers, Christmas guests, Fight Night final round. Scottish Olive oil faces!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Positive people, Cameras, Dr. Ascot, putting up Xmas lights, and listener voice mail request. Blubbery balls of blongo meat!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fist pounding, celebrity Xmas carols, violent theme parks, celebrity races, catching the flu, bullies. Pardon my garden!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Credit card swipes, accents, voice mail, bacon, tractors, and a visit from a zoo keeper. Lovely lump meat!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hallelujah, it's Podcast number 200. Today we celebrate this milestone and also talk about man kissing, airline security, and cell phones. Eat a bag of party poppers kids!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Strange news story, your face, work out people, horrible publicity stunt, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Tuna ass face sandwiches!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Osama in hiding, voicemails, drying off, interview with IHOP waiter, armed soldiers, and Timmy the campfire kid. Curl my frenchfries!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chocolate, Celebrity races, gay test, action figures, DNA, and Timmy campfire songs. Slap a starfish!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Voice mail, a twisted police report, dirty cell phones, smelly smokers, the car wash, and lastly Dr. Ascot. Bundles of burnt bongo drums!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's our annual Thanksgiving day parade hosted by John Waters and John Starter - Have fun, and be sure to give thanks for your face! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A lecture from a comedian, listener voice mail where sex injury's are revealed, and then, there's trouble brewing on the Harland Highway, the future of the show hangs in the balance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Saying hello's, bumble bee prank, counterfeit money, voice mail, clothes shopping, dangerous sex. Bless my bacteria scabs!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dangerous nature story, airport terminals, celebrity races, hiccup girl, UFO phone call, Strange fire rescue. Sizzle my walnut oil!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

New fangled billboards, street lights, celebrity races, Harland sings a lovely love song, Timmy the campfire song kid. Peel my shrimp and call me Mongo!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

New words, publicity stunt, ugly politicians, infomercials, Harry Potter, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Mingle my mangle!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kissing, dog surgery, ladies night, birthday news, voicemails, and Timmy King campfire songs. Peel my pork chops!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My birthday, teen heart throbs, voice mails, crows, car batteries, girl farts, mammoths. Pass the onion butter kids! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices