The Harland Highway
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568 - HARLAND LIVE STAND UP, and 911 call for fruit!
Harland shares some live stand up improv, David Letterman announces his retirement, and a crazy 911 call over fresh fruit. Double bubble Barney Rubble!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
567 - 10 reasons women FAKE ORGASMS, Harland SINGS a song to say goodbye to winter.
10 reasons why women fake their ORGASMS, Harland sings a song to say goodbye to winter, a boy digs up something strange in his yard. Bury a Larry!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
566 - Turning 25 years old, a groovy music solo.
Where where you or where are you at 25 years old?? The Question of the Day, and a very cool music solo! Bingle dingle wingle!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
565 - Missing Malasyian aircraft discussion, death of an old lady.
Today we discuss the mystery of the missing Malasyian aircraft. Aviation expert GUY FRIES comes in to talk about how the plane vanished. Also, an old lady is dead and guess where they find her? Roast beef reef!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
564 - Phone SCAM madness, CREEPY sushi story.
Why does corporate America want your cell number? Call from a Pavement Pounder, a very STRANGE evening of dangerous sushi. Glab de la blab!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
FLASHBACK SHOW # 24 - CLASSIC GOLD!
As requested dropping in the odd flashback show until we are caught up to #42. Still just as fun as the fresh ones. Laser beam my dream machine! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
563 - Celebrity RUSSIAN ROULETTE, the vast cosmos.
On this show another celeb comes out of the woodwork to challenge Harland to a game of Russian Roulette, also a deep look at who we are in the vast universe. Star cluster my muster!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
562 - SPECIAL GUEST, Actor, athlete, ISAIAH MUSTAFA
Harland welcomes Isaiah to the show today where we cover a wide range of topics and play the popular TOO SOON or not TOO SOON podcast game. Capitalize my teeth! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
561 - AUNT RUTHIE calls in, man shopping, sensetive skin.
Harland's crazy Aunt Ruthie calls in, Harland goes shopping for clothes under an alias, a disgusting skin test for sensitivity, listener mail. Hummingbird WORD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
560 - Eating GARBAGE, and CHIN HO from HAWAII 5-O drops in.
Calls from Pavement Pounders who found strange items in their homes, a visit from CHIN-HO with Hawaii 5-O police stories, and have you ever eaten your own garbage? Bet you have. Recycle my bycycle!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
559 - Harland gets a visit from his little SISTER.
Today my little sister Barbara is visiting California and sits down to chat. Blink von Stinky!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
558 - Emptying the SPAM folder, and Harland's live stand-up.
Going through the crazy SPAM folder in my computer, Harland does some live stand-up. And do you have mystery items in your house?? Close you clip clop! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
557 - Listener MAIL BAG, Harland does live stand up.
Today we read letters from you the listener. Harland does some live stand up, and we talk about taking advantage of the things around you. Sun block my corn stalk!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
556 - VIAGRA gone WRONG, phone calls from listeners.
Viagra is used where it shouldn't be used, phone calls from the Pavement Pounders, and a special sitcom announcement. Grab a grunch!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
555- - Harland goes to DINOSAUR WORLD, and Dr. Ascot returns.
Harland travels back in time and walks amongst the dinosaurs, a call from a friendly Pavement Pounder, and an unexpected visit from Dr. Ascot. Sweet heavenly tonsil meats!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
454 - Death of Phillip Seymore Hoffman, Celebrity Races.
Harland talks about Phillip Seymore Hoffman's death and an encounter he had with the actor. Sexual workout machines at the gym, and Charles Parsley calls out an incredible race at the Celebrity Races. Countdown a smackdown!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
553 - the "N" word, what to do when we die, and what's the deal with LOL??
Harland has a bad experience with the 'N' word, a guy is buried in the coolest way imaginable, and who the hell came up with LOL!!?? Blippy blabby blue! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
552 - Harland gets pulled over by a COP. Samuel E. Quouk reads love letters.
Did Harland get a ticket from the police or not? Tune in to find out. Samuel E. Quouk drops by and reads his horrible love letters, and Harland recommends a classic Christopher Walken movie. Muffle my tuffle! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
551 - How many steps to get SEX? Also, I love lint!
How many steps does it take a person to get to having SEX? My obsession with LINT. And people who like to direct traffic. Cupcake my bupcake!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
550 - A new kind of PERVERT! A new kind of MURDER!
Some strange stories are covered today involving perverts and murderers, also, drone technology to shop online. Buzz my wuzz!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
549 SENIOR FUENTES invades again, CHARITY questions.
Harland's annoying gardener Senior Fuentes invades the studio, is charity sometimes a bad thing? And a nice phone call from a NEW Pavement Pounder. Crab trap my trap flap! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
548 - LESBIAN BONER, Drive Thru madness, beer can idiocy.
Harland has a confusing run in with a lesbian, Harland goes thru the drive thru LIVE, and lastly, what is with the way we drink beer? Enough already! Boob my lube!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
547 - HARLAND LIVE in an attic, enough with the SORRY!!!
Harland does a live stand up show in the attic of a Chinese diner, Also when is the SORRY stuff going to stop? Turn my urn!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
546 The rules of WAR, crazy weather.
How should soldiers be handled when killed on the battlefield? Crazy weather, and something broken but still worth something. Hop skip and brunch!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
545 - Harland on CONAN, sleeping disorders, drunk idiots.
Hear a clip from Harland's interview with Conan, how to overcome sleeping disorders, and a woman gets drunk in the worst possible way. Drop my crop!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
544 - Dennis Rodman and North Korea, dangerous pets.
Let's figure out what Rodman is doing in Korea, Dangerous pets for sale, rituals at ATM's and Harland's YouTube channel. Blinkety blank stank!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
543 - Harland's new movie BACK IN THE DAY. Dreams, hairs, shopping carts
Harland talks about his new movie BACK IN THE DAY, also, dreams, hair, and being a kid. Also exciting new YouTube channel. Bend my blend-er!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
542: 1st show of the NEW YEAR, read horoscopes, talk about the future.
Welcome back to the Highway and our 1st show of 2014. Today we read your horoscope to see how your year will be. We discuss the future, robots, Google, and lastly an UNWANTED visit from Captain James T. Kirk. Phaser my tazer!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
541 New Years SUICIDE. One of the worst New Years ever.
On today's show we discuss New Years eve and holiday wrap ups. Harland's boss, Mr. Featherstone organizes the WORST New Years event EVER. Helping a Pavement Pounder deal with his twins. Putting an end to racism in 2014. Auld lang my sign!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
540 listener MAIL BAG, Harland reads letters from Pavement Pounders
Yes, today we read letters from YOU the listeners, always a treat! Also we discuss the bad side effects of winter weather. Happy holidays!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
539 - Xmas stuff and GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM sings Xmas songs.
It's just about Christmas and we talk about the festive holiday, and then suddenly it all gets ruined because George Michael from WHAM calls in drunk and starts singing Christmas songs, arrrrrrrggg!! Bake my Alaska!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
538 - Harland Highway Christmas Party, with Harland as Santa.
The humility of fame, decking your car out for Christmas, and Harland is ordered to play Santa at the Harland Highway Christmas Party. Jingle my Twingle!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
537 - A visit with Harland's boss MR. FEATHERSTONE, Xmas songs and lights.
Harland get forced into an unusual situation by his boss Mr. Featherstone, also words to Xmas songs, and new fangled Xmas lights. Xmas movie talk too. Flick your Twix!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
536 - MILEY CYRUS interviewed on The PARSLEY PAPERS.
MILEY CYRUS is interviewed on The PARSLEY PAPERS today by Charles Parsley. Also, the fine art of giving holiday speeches, and the office Christmas party and a Christmas party song. Gaggle my Google! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
535 - White Castle magic, DR. ASCOT on relationships.
White Castle burgers has an amazing secret, Dr. Ascot drops by for relationship advice, America's longest married couple, Canada's health care vs. USA. Stretch my fetch!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
534 - SENIOR FUENTES returns, big boats, customs with friends
An unwanted visit from Harland's gardener Senior Fuentes, also the 1st Xmas song of the season, smashing booze on boats, and the strange customs we have with our friends and family. Button down the bongo drums!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
533 - Harland confronts a FOREST CRITTER in the wild!
Harland has an encounter with a wild forest critter who isn't to pleased to see him. Delicious styles of JERKY. And a dangerous new "game" called the Knockout Game. Unwrap my minnow trap!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
532 - ANNUAL Thanksgiving DAY PARADE, LIVE, and other Thanksgiving stuff!
Yes it is here, the 59th Annual Harland Highway Thanksgiving Day Parade! We are going live to the streets where John Walters and John Starter, call the parade, commenting on all the glorious floats coming down the street. Also a bunch of other Thanksgiving stuff and... the Turkey Song. Giblet my nibblet!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
531- Brutal ATTACK with a musical instrument, boys vs girls.
Story of savage musical instrument attack, the art of waving while driving, what is Silica, and is it tougher to be a boy or a girl? Cortex my vortex!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
530 - Dr. Debbie Thymer, Life Coach, is here. Nice after death.
Live Coach Debbie Thymer takes calls about Obamacare, also, are people treated nicer when they die? Nasal colds and the hell they provide. Fish for a dish!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
FLASHBACK SHOW # 23 - CLASSIC GOLD!
As requested, Flashback show on our way to catching up on the first 42 that were never posted. Enjoy Pilgrims!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
529 - CINNAMON BOY returns, monkey kidnappings too.
Sadly Cinnamon Boy comes to the studio today, ugggg, also there's been a critter kidnapping, Obamacare rollout failure, and Halloween madness. Phone my bone!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
528 - Harland does radio interview, WalMart fun, hungry bugs.
Hear Harland yukking it up on a morning radio interview, follow up call from Pavement Pounder, fun at the Wal-Mart, and some very hungry bugs in your house. Jiggle my piggle!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
527 - GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in, costume outrage
George Michael calls in with a Halloween update, the outrage over banned costumes, and a Pavement Pounder calls in with a bunch of important questions. Burn my urn!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
526 - AUNT RUTHIE calls in, also, callers share penis stories, hanging out with babies.
Aunt Ruthie calls in to Harland's answering machine, we also have callers telling penis secrets, and Harland spends an afternoon hanging out with a baby. Sweet curved out car parts!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
POD 525 - HALLOWEEN SHOW - Mr. Featherstone and other scary things!
Yes, it's the scary Halloween show with a visit to my boss Mr. Featherstone, a frightening SWINGERS party, a poem by MR. SCARY, and a horrible visit from TIMMY the campfire kid! Help my yelp!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
524 - My final interview with funnyman JIM CARREY. Dr. Ascot too.
Dr. Ascot drops by to annoy me today, as well we discuss a real cute pet story. Also, my final interview segment with actor, comedian, JIM CARREY is played, we joke around but also hear some deeper thoughts from Jim. Crush my crab shack!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
523 - A visit with my boss Mr. Featherstone. Wal-Mart fight.
Harland sits down with his boss Mr. Featherstone, a song that helps with the human condition, and, why do people hate Wal-Mart? Burp my slurp!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
522 - Sticking your penis where it doesn't belong. U.S. security.
Many men find the need to stick their penis into things that ain't meant to be stuck, OUCH! Also, a 10 year old asks about the safety fom terrorists in the U.S.A. Blacken my catfish!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
FLASHBACK SHOW # 22 - more sweet classics
Counting down to show #42, here is another early pod that was never posted in the archives. Blink it and stink it!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices