The Harland Highway

Captain JAMES T. KIRK from STAR TREK invades the studio. Crazy NEW science. LAW SUITS from burn victims. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A little teaser treat for PREMIUM members, the NEW show titles! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BBQ EDDY is back and looking to Q! Some great calls from Pavement Pounders! A very painful QUESTION OF THE DAY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland's gardener SENIOR FUENTES drops into the show. Harland's idea for a deadly new chocolate bar. How to handle DEATH! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SAMUEL E. QUOKE reads one of his summer romance letters. Removing yourself from the INTERNET! Bad couples! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

DON'T PEE IN THE POOL, it will make you SICK! What is a BEARD SIZZLE? Science and pool pee, an expert explains! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Did Harland accidentally become a GAY DAD? Let's celebrate CANADA DAY with SONGS and STORIES! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland is summoned to his bosses office, Mr. Featherstone. Strange behavior for a grown man. The death of an iconic place. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aunt Ruthie leaves a CRAZY voicemail. Harland gets misted and talks to a streetlight. Phone calls from Pavement Pounders. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you enjoyed hearing from the Anti Poaching organization you will enjoy this candid Q & A session with CEO Damien Mender Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A forest critter and a vegetarian go toe to toe in CRAZY news story. Harland's creative tip. Positive vibes from caller. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland shares an incredibly inspiring presentation from the CEO of the INTERNATIONAL ANTI POACHING FEDERATION. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The art of talking to STRANGERS, how far should you go? Soda Pop theft! Dr. ASCOT confronts CAMPFIRE TIMMY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ice cream man DEMITRI OLIO comes by with his outrageous ice cream treats. Old words, new meanings. Face Filters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland gets MUGGED! Harland gets surrounded by wild animals. CRAZY NEWS STORY about private lady business! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Campfire Timmy kicks off summer with his stupid campfire songs. Question of the day. U.K. Terror bombing aftermath. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Donald Trump is in today's CELEBRITY RACES. Say hello to 'Uncle FAT'. Harland goes for a CHILI DOG! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BOY GEORGE calls the show to talk about laughing. The perils of SMILING. TV remote ANGER from Harland. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

871 - ENDANGERED ANIMALS, an expert discusses. Harland's animal attack stories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cinnamon Boy is on the show and an expert about the benefits of CURSING call in. Listener Mailbag and question of the day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Commander first officer Tom Dowdy calls in and he's angry at insulting impression of him. Fat airline passengers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The drones are getting closer and closer watch OUT! Phone calls from the Pavement Pounders! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland returns from his trip into the AMAZON rain forest. Exercise pills. Update on MELVIN the spider. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland's gardener Senior Fuentez drops into the studio. Question of the day. A SIMPLE conversation. FACE TIME! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The annoying CINNAMON BOY visits the studio. Harland plays some vintage rock and roll. Letters from LISTENERS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

RABBI PAPPENHIEM calls in to chat with Harland. Pissed off Harland. Strange and unusual road sightings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A girl raised by MONKEYS calls the show. Harland has a surprise moment of happiness. Listener phone calls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Corporal, Major, TOM DOWDY assesses military action by USA. Man crushes. CRAZY NEWS STORY Yucky salads! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

PREMIUM MEMBERS ONLY - Harland does STAND UP, Virginia Beach Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Customer attacked on United Airlines. Phone calls from listeners. An angry PILOT calls the show. Obesity in the air. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland visits Charlie Lee at the Moonglow Tavern. Harland's Life Line medical screening results come in. Good news or bad? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aunt Ruthie calls with scary news about Uncle Harry. Hungry, hungry spiders. Harland eats vintage candy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Inventor, genius, ELON MUSK calls the show. Someone put something in Harland's mailbox. Harland on CONAN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Debbie Thymer, LIFE COACH takes phone calls. Elon Musk NEWS. Question of the day concerning your morals. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Captain Kirk takes over the podcast studio. Listener call in involving licking. Harland goes to heart screening clinic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr Ascot asks Harland if he's ever been touched. Crazy sex priests. Hanging at the CLUB. Harland's new cartoon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mr. Featherstone orders Harland to re-do a phone call with Prof. Charles Assmunch over the political scene. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Toilet seat INSANITY. Carl Flavors calls in to discuss drug gyms. North Korean news. Is Harland part of a mad science project? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland does a live show where he has to read excerpts from his personal DIARY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

KRINKY McKRINGLES visits studio for St. Patty's day. NEW rock album from Harland. Question of the day. Listener phone calls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland and his cousin Kevin play music and talk about their new COUSINS rock album, RATTLESNAKE LOVE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Corporal Tom Dowdy chimes in on illegal wire tapping. CRAZY news story. Calls from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AUNT RUTHY prepares for the Russian invasion. Fools at the gym. The sad state of men's fashion in the modern era. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland reads mail from the Pavement Pounders MAIL BAG and gets a phone call from an irate listener. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another group of people outraged at being shut out of the OSCARS. Hairy Question of the day. Hollywood audition HELL! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Legendary rocker JIM MORRISON of The DOORS calls the show. Crazy wedding story. Calls from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

President TRUMP calls in for President's Day. Modern day dinosaurs. STOP counting your change!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A drug smuggler calls to laugh off Donald Trump's wall. CRAZY NEWS story. Calls from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aunt Ruthie leaves a message about a seafood dinner. Harland announces NEW music. A bold stock market prediction. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yuckky things at Bed Bath and Beyond. Harland FAILS at home repairs. A Political Science professor explains Trump. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices