The Harland Highway

Tesla vs the rest! Harland gets revved up by a muscle car! YORGI'S nightclub review. Winter needs to end! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AUNT RUTHY calls the show, also Professor Rutherford Grimes calls to discuss the Oscar slump. Guns in Schools and things that piss us off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The White Trash OSCARS features winners of the dumbest news stories. Crazy news story about body parts. CARL FLAVORS calls from the beach. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Debbie Thymer takes SEX calls. How much Sex do we need? Florida shooting horror! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland rolls out some fresh Olympic Games stand up material at the World Famous COMEDY STORE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

RABBI PAPENHEIM calls the show to say hello. Crazy SEX story. United America, let's work as a team! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPECIAL GUEST Gary Cannon, from the Conan O'Brien Show, talks about the special role he plays on the hit show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mr. BUBBLES the Manatee calls in. STAR WARS review. Calls from listeners. NEW TITLES for 2018. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

For the Premium members who missed the New Titles, here they are again before anyone else hears them - ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A caller files a lawsuit over HAWAII bomb scare. Harland takes a severed arm to the head. Letters and calls from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland plays a few clips from his NEW stand up comedy album. CRAZY news story. Harland sings a song. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

DR. ASCOT returns for NEW YEAR therapy! Listener MAIL BAG. Question of the DAY! Crazy COPS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1st show of 2018! Harland talks about the NEW YEAR! Health, happiness, goals, and FUN! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Xmas episode with CARL FLAVORS at the BEACH and Mr. FEATHERSTONE giving XMAS gifts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Major Tom Dowdy from the U.S. Military calls in, drunk! Xmas songs, letters and calls. Carols from Harland and friends. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Xmas ghost's GEORGE MICHAEL and MICHAEL JACKSON visit show. Also CRAZY news story about the DEAD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland calls WALLY the CHRISTMAS ELF. Crazzzzy news story! Harland's TV commercials. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pop idol BOY GEORGE calls the show. A woman SCREAMS in the street. And insane human surgery! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THANKSGIVING SPECIAL - Annual HH parade, TURKEY song, and AUNT RUTHY has trouble stuffing her BIRD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just a little update on the podcast delay! Hang in there! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE become GOD? Tech help from a Pavement Pounder. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland recorded today's podcast in front of a live audience. Crowd interaction and a great comedy guest! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland attends a Halloween PUMPKIN party! SEX SHOP shopping spree. Do you SMELL? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Due to some tech issues we decided to post some stand up comedy. Listen to short intro for explanation. Hope you enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Due to technical difficulties this podcast is different from normal. Listen to this short intro before listening to full episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

913 - CRAZY news story about CRAZY creatures. Vegas shooting follow up. Question of the day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We celebrate BOSSES DAY with Mr. Featherstone. LASER weapons and hidden delicious delights. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Talking about SEX ADDICTION scandals and a SEX ADDICT calls into the show! Major seafood discovery! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland talks about the horrible slaughter in Las Vegas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland has a non-political look at the usefulness of a border wall. Would it be bad or good? You decide! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AUNT RUTHY calls the show. The Monster in your hand, cell phones taking over our minds! 70's Vans! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listener MAIL BAG! Harland reads and responds to letters from the PAVEMENT POUNDERS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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After getting pissed off at a monkey story, Jane Goodall calls the show to talk primates. A caller offers Harland a boat deal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland discusses the HURRICANES with BOY GEORGE and a man of the CLOTH! Also, HAYFEVER! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey PREMIUM MEMBERS just for you some fun moments of LIVE stand up at The COMEDY STORE! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HILLARY now BLAMES Harland for losing the election! Carl Flavors says goodbye to summer! Listener phone calls! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland watched a man DIE at the Burning Man Festival. A very sad moment to witness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HARLAND X-RATED stand up comedy! Military man TOM DOWDY discusses the N. Korean threat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We celebrate episode 900 with one of the funniest guys in comedy today, Theo Von. Absolutely HILARIOUS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We get a call from someone who stared into the SOLAR ECLIPSE! A caller with a PENIS SECRET! North Korean NEWS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedy legend Jerry Lewis is remembered. Calls from Listeners. Your CREEPY urine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland gets a FIRST CLASS CHEESEBURGER on Delta. Mr. Featherstone discusses Roger's future. Question of the day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Dr. Charles Assmunch calls the show to discuss science. A horrific PENIS story. Have you been CHIPPED? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

DEAD Julia Childs joins the show with a delicious NEW food dish. CRAZY news story about the future! Listener phone calls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Charles Parsley interviews paroled O.J. SIMPSON. Harland does STAND UP! Corporal TOM DOWDY calls the show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CARL FLAVORS returns with activities from the BEACH. Pavement Pounder challenge. Harland gets pissed off at NOISE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer takes phone calls. BBQ Eddy still looking for friends. A CRAZY news story in jail?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

North Korean News. Holiday photo rejection. CARL FLAVORS and his summer activities. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices