The Garner Andrews Show

How many days after your sick are you still allowed to take cough syrup to sleep? What do you have way too much of at home? And did you celebrate Canadian Tuxedo Tuesday!?

Who do you think has the most unread emails on their phone? Garner or Taylor? We chat about the ways your life is overly complicated... and hopefully help you make things a bit simpler.

The jackpot for SONiC's $40,000 Mystery Word is getting HUGE, so we start fantasizing about turning one room in your house, into the ultimate theme room. What would you build? Garner is going nautical, and Taylor wants a Tiki bar. Plus, Chantal asks Garner questions about Lady Things for International Women's Day and it does not go well.

Taylor's back with another Top 5 List... this time, how to be more Canadian, and can you guess who on the show has never peed in the shower?

We're all over the place today... talking about what songs you want to hear at your funeral, Garner doesn't give Taylor enough credit for a big accomplishment, and we talk about the most valuable thing you've ever lost

Garner has a PHD in doing things alone, and thinks you should give it a try. Plus we chat tariffs and Dolly Parton

Garner's diet went off the rails this weekend... and it sounds like he's not the only one. We talk the McDonald's McDavid's re-brand, menu anxiety, and check in on each other to make sure we're all doing ok.

It's a full Friday show! Taylor counts down the Top 5 Oscars, and you have a lot of thoughts. Garner tells you where you should and shouldn't wear sweatpants, and we talk about beer and parenthood.

Tom Brady gave his son a 3 million dollar watch... what's the most expensive gift you've been given?

Garner's wife is out of town, and he's thinking about buying a mannequin. Should we be concerned?

For one hour only, we open up a Free Backup Camera Detailing business. Not your headlights, not your mirrors or windows. Just the backup cam. How many customers will we get? Will we have any good reviews? Listen now!

It's warm, dirty, and sloppy out there... how do you keep your car's backup camera clean? GARNCO has a revolutionary new invention to help you out. And we talk about Garner's embarrassing encounter with a tankard of beer.

If you could strike an article of clothing from existence, what would it be? And why is it Crocs?

Today's the big day. Team Canada vs. Team USA in the Four Nations Face-Off. Are you watching? Are you getting swept up in Canadiana??

There's a lot of outrage over the new White Lotus theme song... it used to be unskippable, but now it's just kind of ok. Garner chats about the TV Theme songs that you can NEVER skip

Have you ever had a close call with a wild animal? We talk moose chases, mean monkeys, and a woman who lost her hands trying to take a photo of a shark. Nature is fun!!

The topic of scary marketplace adventures returns. This story is a winner.

Ever see a strange distracted driver? We don't recommend doing these things.

We're talking about your worst day at work, and if you enjoy canceled plans.

Chairs shouldn't make sounds when you sit on them. Ever. Also, today on the show we got to talk to the woman who chased down her porch pirates in that viral video!

If you're snowed in what do you watch? And when you were a kid did you take the bus and stand in those little farm shelters?

Are there snow snitches in your neighbourhood? Also, here's a music documentary recommendation.

We were not smart as kids. Why did we play such painful games? Also, Garn has some notes.

Have you ever had a strange experience buying/selling on Marketplace or Kijiji? Any weird online shopping stories? Let's discuss.

Parenthood is hard. Sometimes our parents put us in open dresser drawers, it happens.

How's your Dry January going? And today we learned, Dr. Internet isn't always the way to go.

Chantal has a pretty cool neighbour who made her SONiC coloured slippers! How are your neighbours?

Garner is test driving a new pillow. What kinda head cushion are you rockin' these days?

What are your hopes and dreams? If you could start over and do something different, what would it be?

What are the disturbing things you get on your social media algorithm? Garner won't judge. We're also talking about your hopes and dreams.

We have more lame injury stories to share! We'll also talk about your weird snacks.

Today we're talking about that time you injured yourself in a kind of lame way. That, and Jerry the nudist returns!

Has someone ever tried to buy your dog off the street? Or maybe your shoes? Let's talk propositions.

A new study says the average person has 4 "good pairs" of underwear in their rotation... Are you one of those people? We'll also discuss finding money and propositions.

Are you a cool parent? So cool that you'd let your child get a tattoo? That's a story we'll get to.

Do you trade goods for other goods? Let's talk bartering.

What is your pant of choice? It's not always jeans! Also, ever been on a game show?

Are you photogenic? Ever had a bad photo taken? Let's discuss that and the good ol' days of Vico.

Would you buy a house knowing people would pose in front of it for pictures? Also, are you a conspiracy theorist? Let's discuss.

Sing it! "It's the least productive dayyy of the year." Happy Holidays.

It's Festivus! Let's get into the holiday spirit.

Did your parents ever leave you in the toy section while they shopped? A lot of this you can't do nowadays.

Do you have what it takes to be a glove box hero? Most people do. That, and is there a right age for slippers? Let's discuss.

Do you have an item in your closet that would be a tragedy to lose? A piece of emotional support clothing?

What vehicles nowadays, do you think will be restored as ol' classics in the future?

What makes you feel like a grown up? Let's discuss.

Garner has more of your Porch Pirate stories to share, but keeps getting sidetracked by talking about his true passion... boxes. And we get visited by Greg the Poet who changes our lives for the better.

It's Porch Pirate season... have you been a victim? Garner chats with people who have been burgled, and somehow we bring the One Chip Challenge back?

Should you be nice to Siri, Google, Alexa, and AI when you ask them questions? Are best before dates a lie? How good are donuts? We'll answer all these questions and more on today's episode.

We break down the worst Christmas songs ever, ask how to get away with not giving your partner gifts for Christmas, and get a "romantic text" that definitely wasn't meant for us.