The Garner Andrews Show

Garner wonders out loud if anyone is nostalgic for the pandemic... Taylor gets a turkey surprise... and we want to know what you're eating for breakfast

Have you ever accidentally given off the wrong signal? Also, do kids still pass notes in school?

What's your origin story?

What were some of the ways you made money last when things were tight? We chat about that new Taylor Swift album, and all it's innuendos (in your end-o), and some weird early morning deliveries

Garner has been recording his first album while his wife is away. Hear his first original song "Piss On Your Lawn" in this podcast episode. And we talk about the clothes you've had FOREVER.

The Dull Listeners Club returns with stories of the saran wrap you've had for years and years and years. Celebrate with us... some of these have outlasted marriages!

What are you accidentally hoarding? Kaylee stocked up on 5 hams this weekend because she found a good deal. That'll last her months. Garner buys ketchup every time he goes to the grocery store just in case he needs it... and we give a lot of love to China Lily soy sauce.

Get an update on Garner's MRI! And we have a new business idea to bring back all the discontinued fast food items that you miss from your past

Hamburger Helper is making a comeback in these tough economic times... what is your cheap struggle meal? Plus Garner needs and MRI and has bumpy pumpkins.

What's something you know TOO MUCH about? Taylor is obsessed with Connor McDavid, Garner can go off about synthesizers, and Karson knows way too much about cleaning up after a crime scene... How about you?

Garner is still trying to kick the hard candy pony... and Taylor is afraid of strangers

Have you ever pulled some tricks on your kids? Parents trick you? Time to confess... Another Beauty Quiz... and we learn too much about Star Wars.

Is It Okay To Wear Matching Outfits With Your Partner? Garner takes a hard stand. And news of Moosehead beer switching from bottles to cans sparks a very heated debate.

Garner has problem with the kids book Love You Forever.. is it creepy??

Do you talk to strangers? We also cover some things you're procrastinating, and another Garner Andrews Show Beauty Quiz.

What old-timey way did you fall in love? Plus we're doing the Garner Andrews Show Beauty Contest all week for $500 to Shoppers Drug Mart. Listen live to win. See how it went with Erik and Byron this morning

Today is the day you can return cutlery to the office and not get in trouble for stealing them... or at least Taylor is hoping. And we ask how you met your partner? Was it at an old-timey barn raising like Garner?

There's too many kinds of pasta, and they all taste the same. Or so we thought... and we talk spoiler-people, and show chat makes a brief return

Garner got some new shoes, but there's too many decisions in life. And kids can't do anything fun these days

What's that thing you spend too much money on? Your hobby that gets all your hard-earned-coin? Plus: Taylor outrages you with another Top 5 list, and we catch up on towel talk

How often do you use a bath towel before you swap it out for a new clean one? We got way too into this chat, and learned too much about each other. And another Back to School Spelling Bee goes down.

What makes you irrationally angry? Plus we talk about the sweet nostalgia of Laurentian pencil crayons and Mr. Sketch scented markers.

Where can you buy a meter stick these days? How would you get an onion un-stuck from your furnace? How would you do on our Back to School Spelling Bee?

Everyone's going back to school, and parents everywhere are wearing sunglasses inside so no one can see the tears. Plus we pay tribute to the TI-83, and Garner reveals how he made his first $1,000,000 with Garnco.

Remember Office Friday Treat Guy at the office? Do they and the other office visitors still exist? Is it okay that Taylor shared a paralyzer with his boys? What's the best donut? Who's your nemesis? All of this answered and more

We all have an old Crown Royal bag kicking around, right? What's in yours? Remember when you had to read out loud in school... did you love it or hate it? And who is your nemesis?

Food tasted different if it comes out of the "wrong" container... and we talk about Gen Zers bringing their parents to interviews.

Talking about the hardest things to buy as Garner tries to get a new mattress. And what's something you have that you shouldn't? Maybe you borrowed from a friend and never returned it? Maybe you've had a Honeymoon Suite cassette since 1985 and haven't given it back... if so, Stacy wants it back.

Try something new lately? We want to hear about how it's going. Maybe you're sleeping in a different bed than your partner, and loving it? More people than you think are.

Talking regret... either the tattoo you had to get removed, or the weird thing you ate. And maybe tomorrow for Garner.. smelling salts

55% of people don't eat lunch at work. They skip lunch to keep working, and end up eating something desperate. So, what's your desperate lunch? Also we talk about the power ranking of twins, and what it's like to be left-handed.

Garner does, Taylor doesn't. Who's the weirdo? We also talk to you about lost teeth, and phoning your mom

What are the shows you watch when you're in between shows? Is Taylor the only person who doesn't like Tim Robinson? And Garner has big plans for his empty nest.

Where do you draw the line for lost and found? What are the things you would use if you found them, and what are the things that would stay lost?

Answers to all these questions and more!

Garner has hurt feelings this week because of a dream he had. Also, do you sleep walk?

What should you NOT be wearing to work? We have some stories for you... Also Garn is taking a little break from murder podcasts, kinda.

Let's talk about forts, go-karts, and garbage bag slip and slides.

Go to any socials lately? Almost hit something with your car on the highway? It's small town radio in the big city!

There's a really freaky story about something- or someone, in a couple's attic. That and we do more Radio Weiner, talking about hot dogs and dad moves.

What's your shame snack? Is it hotdogs? We also chat about hair transplants and parenting moments.

Today we're talking about your biggest achievements.

Garner had a BUSY weekend with concerts, farmers markets, and people watching.

What are some things you put off? Maybe it's getting new glasses, or washing a certain dish. That and more random topics aka Radio Weiner.

Garner went to a super weird sale at a house... Help him figure out what was going on. Also, ever do a career change?

Smell chat is on the air! It's summer, so why not rank the hottest garbage smells. We also continue our talk on hobbies, and Jerry the nudist is back!

Garner thinks everyone needs to adopt one small town. Also, how's your summer lookin'? Is it being funded for you?

What is that one weird thing you always bring with you? Talked to Vaughn who brings his own slippers wherever he goes, someone who needs salt with them at all times, and we get into a weird debate about what would be worse to drink... feta water or sour cream water... fun!

More stories of your cool teachers, how you keep hydrated, and we talk to engineer Darcie about that time she saved someone's life