The Garner Andrews Show

We all have an old Crown Royal bag kicking around, right? What's in yours? Remember when you had to read out loud in school... did you love it or hate it? And who is your nemesis?

Food tasted different if it comes out of the "wrong" container... and we talk about Gen Zers bringing their parents to interviews.

Talking about the hardest things to buy as Garner tries to get a new mattress. And what's something you have that you shouldn't? Maybe you borrowed from a friend and never returned it? Maybe you've had a Honeymoon Suite cassette since 1985 and haven't given it back... if so, Stacy wants it back.

Try something new lately? We want to hear about how it's going. Maybe you're sleeping in a different bed than your partner, and loving it? More people than you think are.

Talking regret... either the tattoo you had to get removed, or the weird thing you ate. And maybe tomorrow for Garner.. smelling salts

55% of people don't eat lunch at work. They skip lunch to keep working, and end up eating something desperate. So, what's your desperate lunch? Also we talk about the power ranking of twins, and what it's like to be left-handed.

Garner does, Taylor doesn't. Who's the weirdo? We also talk to you about lost teeth, and phoning your mom

What are the shows you watch when you're in between shows? Is Taylor the only person who doesn't like Tim Robinson? And Garner has big plans for his empty nest.

Where do you draw the line for lost and found? What are the things you would use if you found them, and what are the things that would stay lost?

Answers to all these questions and more!

Garner has hurt feelings this week because of a dream he had. Also, do you sleep walk?

What should you NOT be wearing to work? We have some stories for you... Also Garn is taking a little break from murder podcasts, kinda.

Let's talk about forts, go-karts, and garbage bag slip and slides.

Go to any socials lately? Almost hit something with your car on the highway? It's small town radio in the big city!

There's a really freaky story about something- or someone, in a couple's attic. That and we do more Radio Weiner, talking about hot dogs and dad moves.

What's your shame snack? Is it hotdogs? We also chat about hair transplants and parenting moments.

Today we're talking about your biggest achievements.

Garner had a BUSY weekend with concerts, farmers markets, and people watching.

What are some things you put off? Maybe it's getting new glasses, or washing a certain dish. That and more random topics aka Radio Weiner.

Garner went to a super weird sale at a house... Help him figure out what was going on. Also, ever do a career change?

Smell chat is on the air! It's summer, so why not rank the hottest garbage smells. We also continue our talk on hobbies, and Jerry the nudist is back!

Garner thinks everyone needs to adopt one small town. Also, how's your summer lookin'? Is it being funded for you?

What is that one weird thing you always bring with you? Talked to Vaughn who brings his own slippers wherever he goes, someone who needs salt with them at all times, and we get into a weird debate about what would be worse to drink... feta water or sour cream water... fun!

More stories of your cool teachers, how you keep hydrated, and we talk to engineer Darcie about that time she saved someone's life

School is almost done, so we're walking down memory lane... remembering the cool teachers you had back in the day. Like Garner's teacher who bought him and the rest of the volleyball team beers on the drive back from a game. It was a "different time"

Got Daddy Issues? Garner will be your radio dad. Teach you how to ride a bike, throw a tight spiral, and everything else you need. And we chat about how much water your drinking. It's not enough.

Telling the stories of that time a stranger helped you out, and never got the credit. Or you helped someone and never heard from them again. Emergency closure is what we're after. And we dive deep into Taylor's very first world problems

Garner's a bad boy... there's some rules he refuses to follow... plus we talk for way too long about underwear shopping

We saw some weird things this weekend... Garner almost ran over a couple making out on their bikes, and Taylor saw a dude drinking a can of non-alcoholic Paloma in the hardware store... feels weird

We're sharing stories of childhood trauma, laughing with you... not at you. Get a Taylor's Top 5 of Dad Moves for Father's Day. And Garner needs your help to fix his busted ear.

Everyone thinks Garner is being Grumpy... and he takes it out on a 6 year old. Plus... the return of Tradio!

No that The Bay is closed, Garner doesn't know where to shop. But he's got a really awkward life hack that can get you a good outfit. And then for some reason we started talking about feet? Sorry.

We're talking about that time an animal got trapping INSIDE your house... they shouldn't be there. What are they doing there? Also, Garner doesn't believe Australia is real.

What just isn't around anymore?

It's a radio weiner! A bunch of random stuff packed into one weiner tube. That and your hockey superstitions.

Garner debuted some new shoes today, but there's no one in the office to notice... so we're starting the Garner Andrews Show New Outfit Appreciation Society. We'll give you the compliments you DESERVE. And we talk about how hard it is to buy and sell things online these days. Hi, is this still available?

So much outrage for the day after the Oilers make the Stanley Cup Finals... We try to figure out what is going on in those Instacart Commercials, Taylor's Top 5 Oilers of All Time makes people real mad... and we discuss "upper deckers"...

We play another round of "Are You Jersey Worthy" to find real Oilers fans, Taylor got a wellness check from his neighbour because he hasn't mowed his lawn yet, and we stumble into the wild world of hockey smut.

Taylor is going up to random people wearing Oilers jerseys and asking them to name 5 players to see if they are "jersey worthy"... Garner is asking important questions like "what time of day gets the most toilet flushes"... and we find out if the Oilers are now Calgary's team

What skills will you bring to the table if the world ends? Garner is the gatekeeper of the apocalypse and based on your abilities, he'll give you an invite to the end of the world. Plus we see how big of an Oiler fan random people wearing jerseys are.

Who's better? Sherwood Park or St. Albert? Spruce Grove or Stony Plain? Beaumont or Leduc? It's a battle of the Bedroom Communities, and there can only be one winner.

Street sweeping season stresses Garner out, he's gotta figure out what to do with all the junk in his car, and banks need to change man

The Parade of Pettiness continues. What's the most petty thing that has ever happened to you? We hear stories of hidden glasses, "lost" wallets, and extreme pettiness

We want to hear about the time you were absolutely petty. We continue dishing out Short Term Service Awards, and have a quick TV chat. What are you watching?

What is the shortest amount of time you've ever worked a job? Everyone celebrates "long term service awards" we want to celebrate the short term. Plus we talk about your road trip enemies and besties.

What "Dad Moves" do you pull? Don't have to be a dad to do it... controlling the thermostat, having a coffee while starting at your lawn, maybe you have a shoe horn? Actually we talked a LOT about shoe horns.