The Garner Andrews Show

Garner and Taylor talk about the day their world turned grey, the day they found out things like where the pulled pork actually came from... Also Garner does a New Years Resolution check in, he's making art!

Garner used to wear a bow tie, Taylor wore red skinny jeans... Do you have fashion regrets? I think we all do.

Marketplace is a hassle, and there's a loooot of you with stories... Good and bad. Also, have you ever gone viral?

How many hours are you rockin' on your average screen time? We had some pretty high highs and some pretty low lows! We also talk Heated Rivalry and TV theme songs.

Today on the show: Dry January, free range seniors, gen X, and a bad chicken update.

We're swerving all over the place today talking about bad chicken, bad smells, books, and more. Come along for the ride!

Are you rocking a pair of steady winter boots? Or are you slipping and sliding everywhere? We also talk sleep divorce... And how that needs a new name.

Happy New Year, Garner is back! Now we've started the debate: is table tennis a sport? Are sports anything you get sweaty doing?

Have you experienced a shopping angel? It's a stranger at a store that says "hey, don't buy that". Also, does anyone really know anything about Avatar?

Have you shoveled yet in this snowmageddon? Also how are your kids Santa photos going? We also talk Fallout and NPCs.

How do you upgrade from shovel boy to snow blower man? Garner and Taylor explore such mysteries. Also, today we learn that there is no such thing as bad music.

Today we talk snow blowers, yellow snow warnings (eeeeew), and Guy Fieri.

Is there something you love so much, you stockpile it? We talked to a listener who's friend's dad found the perfect sneakers... so he did the math to see how many pairs he would need until he died, and bought them all. Dark... but practical!

Are you a slipper person? Garn thinks he might become one. We also talk frozen windows and rental trees!

Garner wants to start a page where he posts pictures of bathrooms and you have to guess, where is he peeing? It's a work in progress... Also we get an update on Taylor asking another dad out for beers.

Garner made an announcement... About his favourite lettuce. Which sparked a lot of controversy.

We continue the discussion of old timey things, that might not be that old timey at all. Also, some people don't have phones?? Weird.

Did your parents send you to the store as a little kid for bread and cigarettes? Did you ride to school in a sleigh pulled by horses? Ahh the good old days!

Have you ever licked a battery? Taylor has.

Are your listening habits "older" than you? Do you have a different "musical age"?

Today we're talking adult advent calendars, Chef Boyardee, and marketplace finds.

Do you tell your friends you love them? Ever say it to a stranger by accident? We're speaking the language of love today.

Is there a place in Alberta that doesn't allow dancing? We get a call from the mayor to set the record straight. Also, Taylor enters an adult spelling bee.

Ever run into someone you know in a really awkward location? Also Taylor is doing a spelling bee this weekend, and the new episodes of Stranger Things come out today!

Ever get a little backstabby and the person hears about it? Or gossip about someone in a private message, only to realize you sent it to the group chat? Uh oh...

Ever get a souvenir after a medical procedure? Gross right?

Garn wonders about provincial nicknames, discusses being dull, and reveals the story of a decade old run in with Carly Rae Jepsen.

Who in your family or friend group would be the best to share a life raft with and why? Also, Garn discusses his art, and Taylor talks about hockey.

Today we're celebrating Taylor Smith's social anxiety! Yaaaay... That, and Garn struggles with his Taco Night calendar.

Garner knows the exact measurements of his furnace filter by heart, and when to change it. That's dull... In the best way. Are you dull?

What was the last thing you searched on the internet? Was it embarrassing? Let's spill your secrets.

Today we're comparing speedometers. Garner is a little sad his isn't as high as others. (This is not about driving fast)

Ever sleep through something? Or sleep at work? Also, how should Garner give away his stuff?

Were you a pool kid? Or were you chosen by a pool kid? We also talk cozy vibes, and Miss Metal.

RIP Taylor's buffalo mac & cheese... Ever forget something on top of your car? Or forget your coffee in the drive-through?

Today we get way too into chairs, and talk the many ways you should be simplifying your life. And it turns out Garner likes his toothpaste crusty??

Garner has exposed the blanket industry! We talk about the weird places you're napping, who has the longest drive to work every day, and those horrible pillows at your in-laws...

We're still searching for the Mayor of Frugaltown. Plus Garner needs some help on how to have the perfect car nap...

Who's the cheapest person you know? We talked to someone who'll drive miles to save 10 cents, a guy who would print blank pages to get "free paper", and learn of some alternative tupperware. What are you doing to save money?

We talk getting ready for Halloween, which neighbourhoods have the best candy, pre-internet memes, and Garner brings up a topic that might have driven away every single one of our listeners this morning. Want to know what it is? Listen here:

Got a pile of stuff in your garage that is "still good" so you don't throw it away, even though you'll never use it again? You're not alone. Plus we get deep into the weeds on chips and chocolate bars.

Are you one of those people who can savour a bag of chips? Or do you eat it all in one sitting. Plus Garner and his wife have reached a new level of intimacy.

Writing a new chapter of the Dull Listeners Club... Hat Chat. Talking how you clean hats, how long your dishwasher takes to complete a cycle and other beautifully dull parts of life.

Do you have a big head? You're not alone! Welcome to Big Head Radio... talking to you about how hard it is to get a hat (and jump on the Blue Jays bandwagon) when you've got a big ole melon.

Today is Information Overload Day, celebrate by turning off all your notifications, and never looking at the price of gas!

Do you have a weird smell that you secretly love? Notice how the whole city smells like manure right now?? Turns out some people like that. And we hear from a Horse Girl who tells us too much about the smell of her farts

Garner captured the sound of Thanksgiving with a can of cranberry sauce. And we talk about that time you got stuck with a wildly huge bill to pay.

It's a Radio Weiner today. Garner disrupts the cleaning lady, students embarrass teachers, and technology is tough.