The Garner Andrews Show

It's radio wiener! Where we hop from topic to topic, like: There's a lotta theft going on nowadays, and do you have an embarrassing email address?

We spent a lot of time today talking about potatoes. No April Fools there.

Well you certainly couldn't do THAT nowadays.

When people come to your house for the first time do you show them around? Do you tell them tales from the rooms' past?

Have you ever thought about disappearing? In the traveling, getting off social media, and making your life more exciting kinda way?

Do you get competitive with people about how little sleep you get? Or how busy you are?

Buying a bottle of water in the drive-through is not a great financial decision. -Garner

It's a darker show today as we tell the stories of a professional cornhole player turned murderer and an ice fishing scandal... For real.

Do you still order adult drinks in restaurants? A lot of people don't anymore, according to a new survey. Also, can you wwatch a movie and be on your phone at the same time? Garner cannot.

We have an update on Punch the monkey! Garner has thoughts about the price of Costco Hotdogs, and we learn more about comparison parties.

Garner is feeling rejected by jury duty, and we learn about parties where we all do our boring adult tasks together.

Do you have a chair you stack laundry on? The stuff that you've already worn but is not ready to be washed yet? Also we get an update on Taylor's potential beaver dad friend.

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Let's talk about your plans, and more adult friendships.

Making friends as an adult can be challenging! Taylor needs some help. How do you approach an adult and ask them for friendship, without sounding weird?

Does your partner have anything in their wardrobe that you wish you could throw in the river? Like a certain hat, shirt, or wallet chain? Do you tell them or keep it to yourself?

What are you oddly sentimental about? Do you have a water bottle that would just break your heart if you lost it? Does it have a whole bunch of stickers on it?

We're doing the opposite of what social media does, instead of celebrating all your wins, we're looking at the underbelly of your life.

We wanna see in your fridge... and know what you packed for lunch.

One of Garner's prized possessions blew away in the wind storm this weekend. Will he ever get it back?

Are you rockin' a 30 year old popcorn maker? Or maybe a 20 year old saran wrap? What's the oldest thing in your house?

No more speaker phone in public!

Are mini vans lame? Yes or no? The Dull Listeners Club is also back with Tupperware and fitted sheets.

What was your longest day of work and how many lunches did you bring? 7? We also have a Punch the monkey update and a time change debate.

When you ask for a king sized bed on your vacation but get two queens, what's your reaction? Taylor loves it, but Garner doesn't like that at ALL. Also, the guys talk about Punch the monkey :(.

In today's mini episode we talk about the top baby names in Alberta, and Olympic Ski Jump.

Does anyone actually iron these days? Also, the guys debate on meatball subs.

What are things you see in public that just makes you go - awwww! Garner loves seeing elderly couples sharing ice cream sundaes. Also, who are the most and least romantic people in Edmonton? Let's find out.

Today is National Hug Day and we learned that you should have "minimum 4 hugs to survive" and "8 to maintain". Do pet hugs count?

Have you ever been trapped at a car wash? Well, maybe just in the lineup? Also, Garner is going through what he likes to call "algorithm hell".

Garner had an old timey day visiting the cobbler, and nobody wants Taylor's free stuff... Poor guy.

So many sports sports-ing! We talk Super Bowl, Olympics, and old timey games too. Garner also dissects darts.

Garn is sad because he finished his book and is only looking for books about lighthouses at this time. Know any? Also, are the Team Canada Olympic outfits brown??

The Winter Olympics are starting! There's a lot of excitement with NHL players being involved this year, but are Olympic sports just the dumb things you did as a kid?

There are way too many subscriptions! Do you use them all? This show is free, just sayin'.

Do you have any tattooed makeup? Did it hurt? Did it keep up with the times? We also talk about what the worst age is, Blink says it's 23...

Farewell to the juice of our past... Or the juice of Brandy Taylor's present.

We're talking about life's simple pleasures and what you do that's fun at your job. We also learn about the Spindle Factory.

Are you a puzzler? Did you keep the puzzles post pandemic? Also, do you use Temu? It's intimidating...

Does your work have a "free table"? Do your feelings get hurt when your items aren't taken? Have you scored anything good? We also recap the Oilers photo day.

Garner is starting an Audiobook Club, and yes it's the same as reading. We also talk clubhouses both for kids and adults!

Bag Chat is on the air! We also talk about the guy who climbed the skyscraper on Netflix, and of course, fart jokes.

Whether you like your job or hate it, what's the worst part? Also, how do you trick your kids into eating frozen berries? And finally, special guest Peter from July Talk joins us to talk about Sinners!

We're talking fashion on the show today, things from the 70s, 80s, 90s, that you still wear or you'd WANT to wear. Do you have anything super vintage?

Don't tell Taylor to have a good day... He doesn't like being told what to do. Also, do you know all your coworkers' names? Why don't we anymore?

Garner tells us all about his morning routine. It's okay to leave toothpaste on the brush overnight right? The guys also talk about goalie fights! Sports!

Do you have a road trip pee spot? Maybe you don't even buy anything while you're there, you rebel. Also why is broccoli trying to baby talk Taylor?

Taylor has another 'Top 5' for you! We also talk about hats, and doppelgangers.