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Ep 723Top 5 Divorced Dad Rock Songs

We continue talking about that time you lent something to someone and they NEVER get it back. And we countdown to Top 5 Divorced Dad Rock Songs... because it looks like Justin Trudeau could use them after posting a photo of him shopping at Canadian Tire with major divorced dad vibes.

Mar 19, 202520 min

Ep 722How Do You Ask Someone to Return An Engagement Ring!?

France wants the Statue of Liberty back from The States... so we talk about the time you had to awkwardly ask someone to give something back... including engagement rings. And how do you show off Edmonton when people come to visit?

Mar 18, 202525 min

Ep 721Life's Simple Pleasures

What are some of life's simple pleasures? We chat St. Patrick's Day, and some more of your irrational fears too

Mar 17, 202517 min

Ep 720What's Your Irrational Fear?

What's your irrational fear? Maybe it should be a delivery driver crashing through the front of your house... because that almost happened to Taylor last night.

Mar 14, 202526 min

Ep 719Garner Confesses to a Crime

It's a very important episode of the Garner Andrews Show Podcast for Good Samaritan Day, he confesses to a crime from his youth, and we try to figure out what happens if you win a prize and get the "skill testing question" wrong.

Mar 13, 202514 min

Ep 718How Do You Sleep At Night

There's a new trend called "Sleepmaxxing" where people have elaborate bedtime routines, trying to get the best sleep possible... so what does your bedtime routine look like? And Garner shames Taylor for his dental hygiene.

Mar 12, 202521 min

Ep 717Does Garner Need a Cough Syrup Intervention?

How many days after your sick are you still allowed to take cough syrup to sleep? What do you have way too much of at home? And did you celebrate Canadian Tuxedo Tuesday!?

Mar 11, 202525 min

Ep 716How Are You Overcomplicating Your Life?

Who do you think has the most unread emails on their phone? Garner or Taylor? We chat about the ways your life is overly complicated... and hopefully help you make things a bit simpler.

Mar 10, 202531 min

Ep 715Chantal Asks Garner About Lady Things, and What's Your Dream Room Look Like?

The jackpot for SONiC's $40,000 Mystery Word is getting HUGE, so we start fantasizing about turning one room in your house, into the ultimate theme room. What would you build? Garner is going nautical, and Taylor wants a Tiki bar. Plus, Chantal asks Garner questions about Lady Things for International Women's Day and it does not go well.

Mar 7, 202527 min

Ep 714Top 5 Ways To Be More Canadian

Taylor's back with another Top 5 List... this time, how to be more Canadian, and can you guess who on the show has never peed in the shower?

Mar 6, 202522 min

Ep 713Funeral Songs, Crib Hands, and Lost Money

We're all over the place today... talking about what songs you want to hear at your funeral, Garner doesn't give Taylor enough credit for a big accomplishment, and we talk about the most valuable thing you've ever lost

Mar 5, 202529 min

Ep 712You Should Be Doing THIS Alone

Garner has a PHD in doing things alone, and thinks you should give it a try. Plus we chat tariffs and Dolly Parton

Mar 4, 202527 min

Ep 711Is Garner OK?

Garner's diet went off the rails this weekend... and it sounds like he's not the only one. We talk the McDonald's McDavid's re-brand, menu anxiety, and check in on each other to make sure we're all doing ok.

Mar 3, 202521 min

Ep 710Places You Shouldn't Wear Sweatpants, Top 5 Oscars, and Beer

It's a full Friday show! Taylor counts down the Top 5 Oscars, and you have a lot of thoughts. Garner tells you where you should and shouldn't wear sweatpants, and we talk about beer and parenthood.

Feb 28, 202533 min

Ep 709What's the Most Expensive Gift You've Ever Been Given

Tom Brady gave his son a 3 million dollar watch... what's the most expensive gift you've been given?

Feb 27, 202534 min

Ep 708Mannequin Chat

Garner's wife is out of town, and he's thinking about buying a mannequin. Should we be concerned?

Feb 26, 202517 min

Ep 707Free Backup Camera Detailing

For one hour only, we open up a Free Backup Camera Detailing business. Not your headlights, not your mirrors or windows. Just the backup cam. How many customers will we get? Will we have any good reviews? Listen now!

Feb 25, 202523 min

Ep 706How To Keep Your Backup Camera Clean

It's warm, dirty, and sloppy out there... how do you keep your car's backup camera clean? GARNCO has a revolutionary new invention to help you out. And we talk about Garner's embarrassing encounter with a tankard of beer.

Feb 24, 202526 min

Ep 705Bad Clothing

If you could strike an article of clothing from existence, what would it be? And why is it Crocs?

Feb 21, 202512 min

Ep 704Go Canada

Today's the big day. Team Canada vs. Team USA in the Four Nations Face-Off. Are you watching? Are you getting swept up in Canadiana??

Feb 20, 202520 min

Ep 703What TV Intro Do You Never Skip?

There's a lot of outrage over the new White Lotus theme song... it used to be unskippable, but now it's just kind of ok. Garner chats about the TV Theme songs that you can NEVER skip

Feb 19, 202532 min

Ep 702Your Crazy Animal Encounters

Have you ever had a close call with a wild animal? We talk moose chases, mean monkeys, and a woman who lost her hands trying to take a photo of a shark. Nature is fun!!

Feb 18, 202520 min

Ep 701Marketplace Scaries

The topic of scary marketplace adventures returns. This story is a winner.

Feb 7, 20258 min

Ep 700You Did What While Driving??

Ever see a strange distracted driver? We don't recommend doing these things.

Feb 6, 20259 min

Ep 699Canceling Plans & Bad Work Days

We're talking about your worst day at work, and if you enjoy canceled plans.

Feb 5, 202516 min

Ep 698Fart Chairs & Chasing Porch Pirates

Chairs shouldn't make sounds when you sit on them. Ever. Also, today on the show we got to talk to the woman who chased down her porch pirates in that viral video!

Feb 4, 202515 min

Ep 697Rom Coms & Snow Days

If you're snowed in what do you watch? And when you were a kid did you take the bus and stand in those little farm shelters?

Feb 3, 202515 min

Ep 696Snow & Shows

Are there snow snitches in your neighbourhood? Also, here's a music documentary recommendation.

Jan 31, 202512 min

Ep 695Play Stupid Games...

We were not smart as kids. Why did we play such painful games? Also, Garn has some notes.

Jan 30, 202515 min

Ep 692Marketplace Adventures

Have you ever had a strange experience buying/selling on Marketplace or Kijiji? Any weird online shopping stories? Let's discuss.

Jan 27, 202513 min

Ep 691Were You a Box Baby?

Parenthood is hard. Sometimes our parents put us in open dresser drawers, it happens.

Jan 24, 202514 min

Ep 690Moistuary & Internet School

How's your Dry January going? And today we learned, Dr. Internet isn't always the way to go.

Jan 23, 202513 min

Ep 689Neighbours: The Good, The Bad, & The Weird

Chantal has a pretty cool neighbour who made her SONiC coloured slippers! How are your neighbours?

Jan 22, 202510 min

Ep 688Pillow Talk

Garner is test driving a new pillow. What kinda head cushion are you rockin' these days?

Jan 21, 202515 min

Ep 687Reinventing Yourself

What are your hopes and dreams? If you could start over and do something different, what would it be?

Jan 20, 202514 min

Ep 686Dreams & Social Media Scaries

What are the disturbing things you get on your social media algorithm? Garner won't judge. We're also talking about your hopes and dreams.

Jan 17, 202516 min

Ep 685Weird Snacks & Injuries

We have more lame injury stories to share! We'll also talk about your weird snacks.

Jan 16, 202516 min

Ep 684Lame Injury Hall of Fame ft. Jerry the Nudist

Today we're talking about that time you injured yourself in a kind of lame way. That, and Jerry the nudist returns!

Jan 15, 202513 min

Ep 683Propositions

Has someone ever tried to buy your dog off the street? Or maybe your shoes? Let's talk propositions.

Jan 14, 202513 min

Ep 682Underwear Rotation & Finding Money

A new study says the average person has 4 "good pairs" of underwear in their rotation... Are you one of those people? We'll also discuss finding money and propositions.

Jan 13, 202515 min

Ep 681Are You a Cool Parent?

Are you a cool parent? So cool that you'd let your child get a tattoo? That's a story we'll get to.

Jan 10, 202512 min

Ep 680Bartering For Goods

Do you trade goods for other goods? Let's talk bartering.

Jan 9, 202515 min

Ep 679Pant of Choice & Game Shows

What is your pant of choice? It's not always jeans! Also, ever been on a game show?

Jan 8, 202513 min

Ep 678Nostalgia & Passport Photos

Are you photogenic? Ever had a bad photo taken? Let's discuss that and the good ol' days of Vico.

Jan 7, 202511 min

Ep 677Would You Buy a Famous House?

Would you buy a house knowing people would pose in front of it for pictures? Also, are you a conspiracy theorist? Let's discuss.

Jan 6, 202510 min

Ep 676Christmas Eve Edition

Sing it! "It's the least productive dayyy of the year." Happy Holidays.

Dec 24, 202412 min

Ep 675Festivus Edition

It's Festivus! Let's get into the holiday spirit.

Dec 23, 20249 min

Ep 674Where Were You Dropped Off As A Kid?

Did your parents ever leave you in the toy section while they shopped? A lot of this you can't do nowadays.

Dec 20, 202412 min

Ep 673Slipper Chat & Glove Box Heroes

Do you have what it takes to be a glove box hero? Most people do. That, and is there a right age for slippers? Let's discuss.

Dec 19, 202412 min

Ep 672Emotional Support Clothing

Do you have an item in your closet that would be a tragedy to lose? A piece of emotional support clothing?

Dec 18, 202412 min