The Garner Andrews Show

Are you good at craft sales!? Garner is having a hard time with the social contract of talking to vendors, and feeling obliged to buy something... so his wife kicked him out of a craft sale.

Today we're talking about the weird things your algorithm brings.

Are you proud of all the books you've read, or how fast you can type? Today we're talking about how nerdy we all are.

What's something you've never tried? Or maybe tried too many times? That and we talk acts of kindness and life's mysteries.

Everyone has garbage problems, no matter where you live. Let's talk about your garbage.

Garner's wife made him a pretty sweet advent calendar. That and we discuss what you're hiding.

Every province seems to be weird in it's own unique way. Let's discuss the oddities of your home town.

What words are out of style? We're talking about the words that aren't in our vocabulary anymore, but should be!

Today we're discussing the desire for a simple life. The feeling of watching countless videos of tiny apartment tours and wanting to throw everything you own away.... Or something like that.

Are you a snow blower person? Should Garner become a snow blower person? That and we discuss your sweet work perks.

Garner thinks "grown-up Lego" is stupid... Do you still built it as an adult? And Taylor comes up with a theme for your next house party...

It's Radio Wiener Hour! We're sweeping up all the leftover bits and pieces of conversation, and making radio hot dogs. Delicious! We talk about that time you quit your job, replacing characters on TV shows, and giggling at the best shape of chicken nuggets.

What's the oldest thing in your fridge? Hear about the families that have been passing down expired food for generations, and see if you have anything that will make the Expired Food Hall of Fame.

Today Garner and Taylor are giggling about your carrots that look like pants, and getting creeped out by your spider stories. We're not sure how we got here either...

A couple in Toronto needs lawyers to figure out who gets the Taylor Swift tickets in their divorce. Have you ever been stuck going to a concert, on a vacation, or in an awkward situation after you broke up with an ex? We're talking all about it

Today we're visiting a story about a guy who faked his death and fled to Europe. That and Chantal is kinda weird about water...

Today on the show we're talking about things that are underrated like fresh sheet day and Chantal's new socks. That, and have you ever been a viral sensation? Did you make any money?

In Ontario right now there's a rise in butter theft. Have you seen it on the black market?

Have you ever found a wallet? Do you return it? Be honest... No judgment here.

Today we're talking about the weird things you've found hidden in your basement, maybe things in the walls. "Treasures" we'll say.

We're talking about how often you swear, and who your favourite celebrity swearer is. That, and have you been thinking about changing your identity? Maybe becoming the guy who chews toothpicks or something? Let's discuss.

Is it too early for eggnog? Also, Garner and Taylor answer some of your questions, about anything.

Maybe you refuse the free samples at Costco, or maybe you notice things other people typically don't. What makes you feel smug?

Garner was a victim of crime... A shoe crime.

Did you get some good stuff in that Halloween bag of yours? Or maybe some weird stuff? Let's discuss.

Let's continue talking about your sports trauma. That and is it too early for holiday lights?

A lot of us carry around trauma from our sports days. Like Taylor, who scored a goal on his own team. He turned it around though!

How often do you brush your teeth? Is once a day enough? That and KFC has an interesting new marketing tactic.

Apparently you can be kicked out of book club! Who knew! That and we discuss where you met your sweetie.

Garner talks about the time a scary movie bent your emotional frame, and left you with permanent damage. What movies are you still scared to watch? What's the scariest thing that's ever happened to you?

Garner is now the elected President of Nachos. Also, there are some pretty niche magazines out there, let's talk about 'em!

Did you parents wash your mouth with soap? Or maybe even hot sauce? We're talking about your childhood. Also, No Time to Shazam returns, and we touch on nacho etiquette.

We're talking about free-range kids. The kids who were allowed to swear, maybe even smoke. That and No Time To Shazam returns!

Today we're talking about merging, waving, and bumper stickers.

Do you have a lot of roommates? Or maybe you've rented a strange "room" before? We're talking about your weird living arrangements.

Do you have a forbidden lust for a certain vehicle? Maybe to others it's horrible but to you... It's perfect. <3

Do you like Zoom calls or Facetime? It's not fun being camera ready. Speaking of, grab your stretchy sweatpants, it's Thanksgiving!

Taylor Smith was the victim of a crime. How does it end? We'll find out.

Crazy story: a 74-year-old guy fought off a bear in his house. We'll also dive into whether you, as an adult, still like dressing up for Halloween.

What's the most awkward question you've had to ask? Maybe asking for a raise? A refund? We're unpacking all those uncomfortable moments.

Ever get an unsolicited picture? We're talking all about it, along with life upgrades and adulting.

Today we talk about all things embarrassing, from medical stories to the things lurking deep inside your phone.

Have you ever sent a text only to realize it was to the wrong person? We're talking about all your scandalous messages, voicemails, and pictures, that didn't go to the right person.

Today we're talking about who has the worst birthday. Then let's discuss your favourite filler shows to pass the time.

Why is October when we try to be sober? Plus, Jerry the nudist joins the show.

Have you ever inherited something cool? Or maybe something not so cool? Let's talk inheritance and the things you're not good at.

Ever see a commercial for a TV show and think: "Who watches that?" That's the topic today, along with that time you got into a fight with your partner.

Have you ever bought something weird or expensive on the fly? We're going through your tales of impulse purchases.

We're talking about all the unwritten rules of society you think are garbage... Or just don't follow.

What don't you finish? A book or show because you don't want it to be over? Or maybe you leave the last scrap of food on your plate. Weirdo.