The Garner Andrews Show

Have you ever had a close call with a wild animal? We talk moose chases, mean monkeys, and a woman who lost her hands trying to take a photo of a shark. Nature is fun!!

The topic of scary marketplace adventures returns. This story is a winner.

Ever see a strange distracted driver? We don't recommend doing these things.

We're talking about your worst day at work, and if you enjoy canceled plans.

Chairs shouldn't make sounds when you sit on them. Ever. Also, today on the show we got to talk to the woman who chased down her porch pirates in that viral video!

If you're snowed in what do you watch? And when you were a kid did you take the bus and stand in those little farm shelters?

Are there snow snitches in your neighbourhood? Also, here's a music documentary recommendation.

We were not smart as kids. Why did we play such painful games? Also, Garn has some notes.

Have you ever had a strange experience buying/selling on Marketplace or Kijiji? Any weird online shopping stories? Let's discuss.

Parenthood is hard. Sometimes our parents put us in open dresser drawers, it happens.

How's your Dry January going? And today we learned, Dr. Internet isn't always the way to go.

Chantal has a pretty cool neighbour who made her SONiC coloured slippers! How are your neighbours?

Garner is test driving a new pillow. What kinda head cushion are you rockin' these days?

What are your hopes and dreams? If you could start over and do something different, what would it be?

What are the disturbing things you get on your social media algorithm? Garner won't judge. We're also talking about your hopes and dreams.

We have more lame injury stories to share! We'll also talk about your weird snacks.

Today we're talking about that time you injured yourself in a kind of lame way. That, and Jerry the nudist returns!

Has someone ever tried to buy your dog off the street? Or maybe your shoes? Let's talk propositions.

A new study says the average person has 4 "good pairs" of underwear in their rotation... Are you one of those people? We'll also discuss finding money and propositions.

Are you a cool parent? So cool that you'd let your child get a tattoo? That's a story we'll get to.

Do you trade goods for other goods? Let's talk bartering.

What is your pant of choice? It's not always jeans! Also, ever been on a game show?

Are you photogenic? Ever had a bad photo taken? Let's discuss that and the good ol' days of Vico.

Would you buy a house knowing people would pose in front of it for pictures? Also, are you a conspiracy theorist? Let's discuss.

Sing it! "It's the least productive dayyy of the year." Happy Holidays.

It's Festivus! Let's get into the holiday spirit.

Did your parents ever leave you in the toy section while they shopped? A lot of this you can't do nowadays.

Do you have what it takes to be a glove box hero? Most people do. That, and is there a right age for slippers? Let's discuss.

Do you have an item in your closet that would be a tragedy to lose? A piece of emotional support clothing?

What vehicles nowadays, do you think will be restored as ol' classics in the future?

What makes you feel like a grown up? Let's discuss.

Garner has more of your Porch Pirate stories to share, but keeps getting sidetracked by talking about his true passion... boxes. And we get visited by Greg the Poet who changes our lives for the better.

It's Porch Pirate season... have you been a victim? Garner chats with people who have been burgled, and somehow we bring the One Chip Challenge back?

Should you be nice to Siri, Google, Alexa, and AI when you ask them questions? Are best before dates a lie? How good are donuts? We'll answer all these questions and more on today's episode.

We break down the worst Christmas songs ever, ask how to get away with not giving your partner gifts for Christmas, and get a "romantic text" that definitely wasn't meant for us.

Are you good at craft sales!? Garner is having a hard time with the social contract of talking to vendors, and feeling obliged to buy something... so his wife kicked him out of a craft sale.

Today we're talking about the weird things your algorithm brings.

Are you proud of all the books you've read, or how fast you can type? Today we're talking about how nerdy we all are.

What's something you've never tried? Or maybe tried too many times? That and we talk acts of kindness and life's mysteries.

Everyone has garbage problems, no matter where you live. Let's talk about your garbage.

Garner's wife made him a pretty sweet advent calendar. That and we discuss what you're hiding.

Every province seems to be weird in it's own unique way. Let's discuss the oddities of your home town.

What words are out of style? We're talking about the words that aren't in our vocabulary anymore, but should be!

Today we're discussing the desire for a simple life. The feeling of watching countless videos of tiny apartment tours and wanting to throw everything you own away.... Or something like that.

Are you a snow blower person? Should Garner become a snow blower person? That and we discuss your sweet work perks.

Garner thinks "grown-up Lego" is stupid... Do you still built it as an adult? And Taylor comes up with a theme for your next house party...

It's Radio Wiener Hour! We're sweeping up all the leftover bits and pieces of conversation, and making radio hot dogs. Delicious! We talk about that time you quit your job, replacing characters on TV shows, and giggling at the best shape of chicken nuggets.

What's the oldest thing in your fridge? Hear about the families that have been passing down expired food for generations, and see if you have anything that will make the Expired Food Hall of Fame.

Today Garner and Taylor are giggling about your carrots that look like pants, and getting creeped out by your spider stories. We're not sure how we got here either...

A couple in Toronto needs lawyers to figure out who gets the Taylor Swift tickets in their divorce. Have you ever been stuck going to a concert, on a vacation, or in an awkward situation after you broke up with an ex? We're talking all about it