The Garner Andrews Show

Today we're visiting a story about a guy who faked his death and fled to Europe. That and Chantal is kinda weird about water...

Today on the show we're talking about things that are underrated like fresh sheet day and Chantal's new socks. That, and have you ever been a viral sensation? Did you make any money?

In Ontario right now there's a rise in butter theft. Have you seen it on the black market?

Have you ever found a wallet? Do you return it? Be honest... No judgment here.

Today we're talking about the weird things you've found hidden in your basement, maybe things in the walls. "Treasures" we'll say.

We're talking about how often you swear, and who your favourite celebrity swearer is. That, and have you been thinking about changing your identity? Maybe becoming the guy who chews toothpicks or something? Let's discuss.

Is it too early for eggnog? Also, Garner and Taylor answer some of your questions, about anything.

Maybe you refuse the free samples at Costco, or maybe you notice things other people typically don't. What makes you feel smug?

Garner was a victim of crime... A shoe crime.

Did you get some good stuff in that Halloween bag of yours? Or maybe some weird stuff? Let's discuss.

Let's continue talking about your sports trauma. That and is it too early for holiday lights?

A lot of us carry around trauma from our sports days. Like Taylor, who scored a goal on his own team. He turned it around though!

How often do you brush your teeth? Is once a day enough? That and KFC has an interesting new marketing tactic.

Apparently you can be kicked out of book club! Who knew! That and we discuss where you met your sweetie.

Garner talks about the time a scary movie bent your emotional frame, and left you with permanent damage. What movies are you still scared to watch? What's the scariest thing that's ever happened to you?

Garner is now the elected President of Nachos. Also, there are some pretty niche magazines out there, let's talk about 'em!

Did you parents wash your mouth with soap? Or maybe even hot sauce? We're talking about your childhood. Also, No Time to Shazam returns, and we touch on nacho etiquette.

We're talking about free-range kids. The kids who were allowed to swear, maybe even smoke. That and No Time To Shazam returns!

Today we're talking about merging, waving, and bumper stickers.

Do you have a lot of roommates? Or maybe you've rented a strange "room" before? We're talking about your weird living arrangements.

Do you have a forbidden lust for a certain vehicle? Maybe to others it's horrible but to you... It's perfect. <3

Do you like Zoom calls or Facetime? It's not fun being camera ready. Speaking of, grab your stretchy sweatpants, it's Thanksgiving!

Taylor Smith was the victim of a crime. How does it end? We'll find out.

Crazy story: a 74-year-old guy fought off a bear in his house. We'll also dive into whether you, as an adult, still like dressing up for Halloween.

What's the most awkward question you've had to ask? Maybe asking for a raise? A refund? We're unpacking all those uncomfortable moments.

Ever get an unsolicited picture? We're talking all about it, along with life upgrades and adulting.

Today we talk about all things embarrassing, from medical stories to the things lurking deep inside your phone.

Have you ever sent a text only to realize it was to the wrong person? We're talking about all your scandalous messages, voicemails, and pictures, that didn't go to the right person.

Today we're talking about who has the worst birthday. Then let's discuss your favourite filler shows to pass the time.

Why is October when we try to be sober? Plus, Jerry the nudist joins the show.

Have you ever inherited something cool? Or maybe something not so cool? Let's talk inheritance and the things you're not good at.

Ever see a commercial for a TV show and think: "Who watches that?" That's the topic today, along with that time you got into a fight with your partner.

Have you ever bought something weird or expensive on the fly? We're going through your tales of impulse purchases.

We're talking about all the unwritten rules of society you think are garbage... Or just don't follow.

What don't you finish? A book or show because you don't want it to be over? Or maybe you leave the last scrap of food on your plate. Weirdo.

We're continuing the conversation about things your family did that you thought were "normal", but maybe weren't so normal.

Let's talk about the weird things your family does, that maybe you thought was normal until a friend went.... ummm?

Today we're looking back on allll that nostalgic Tupperware you had, and havin' some nerdy talk with Tiny Tuba Taylor.

Garner and Taylor unpack all your TMI stories.

Join Garner as he wonders "Why do pranks have to be gross?"

Garner and Taylor chat about the guy in the UK who married his high school gym teacher... celebrate Bald Beauties Day, and workshop a new radio game show that they need you to come up with a name for.

Campbell's is dropping the Soup, and Garner is not about it. Also, why are we all trying to scare each other?

NUGGETS! What is your go-to "fake swear"? When you need to keep it clean, but you also got to let it out, for Fox Creek.

Garner celebrates TV Dinner day with a trip down memory lane, and reveals that strange place he never eats dinner. Plus we try to find out who is using the oldest phone.

Garner is a Waving Weirdo, and he's proud of it. Garner rented a Jeep this weekend, and thought he had entered a secret car club of Jeep drivers waving at each other... but he got nothing. What kind of cars have owners that all wave at each other!? And do are you a Waving Weirdo?

How long does your morning routine take? Do you give yourself plenty of time to get ready, or are you a REDLINER!? Screaming out the door in the morning.

The NFL season kicks off this week, and so does DnD for jocks... Fantasy Football. Garner and Taylor talk about the worst punishments you've ever seen for someone losing their fantasy football leagues.

We're swerving all over the road today. Listen for Cheque Chat, Your Favourite Pop, and the least attended conference of them all... Loner Con 2024.

Did You Get Stung By A Wasp This Weekend? Garner did, and he's getting dramatic about it.

What's something you never cheap out on? Even when money is tight, you splurge on the good stuff?