The Garner Andrews Show

Today Garner and Bryce are talking about the shower. We all take them...but we all do it a bit different. Some people like to wash themselves in the shower...others like to wash dishes and shoes and hats while they are in there. Today we talk about your shower routine.

Today Garner and Bryce are talking about names. Names that you share with a famous person, or names that have been ruined by TV shows, movies and songs!

We've all been to weddings...but have you ever seen anything strange happen? Garner and Bryce hear your tales!

Garner and Bryce continue to hear the stories of the dumbest thing you ever spent money on. This includes the story of someone who financed a mink coat while they were in High School!! - Bryce

Garner and Bryce are both good at wasting money on dumb things, but how about you? Today they talk about the thing you bought that turned to just be a huge waste of money.

Today Garner and Bryce are talking about the self-checkout machines you see in grocery stores. Some people love them, some hate them...and it appears everyone steals from them.

Garner and Bryce are talking about CRIME. Specifically that time you stole something from your office. They also talk about Friends and wearing an autographed hockey jersey.

Garner and Bryce are talking about CRIME. Specifically they are talking about stealing things. Do you have sticky fingers? Ever gotten the five finger discount? They also talk about puzzles, apples and cannibalism. One of those is not like the other....

It was -45 in Edmonton today...so Garner and Bryce are obviously talking about heated socks and underwear. They also come up with a new idea. Its like The Purge...but instead of crime being legal for 24 hours, its for people in retail and the service industry to talk to customers honestly. And 'Vacuum Chat' also makes it glorious return!

It took a while, but the brutal winter weather has finally arrived in Edmonton. Garner and Bryce talk about how to best deal with this drop-kick from old man winter.

People are still calling Garner and Bryce to talk about their old timey hobbies. There is a shocking number of people out there who are making their own butter.

Garner and Bryce continue their conversation about old timey hobbies. This includes taking a deep dive into the world of jigsaw puzzles. Puzzle Chat is where its at!

The holidays are over, and boring old January is setting in. Garner and Bryce are talking about the old fashioned hobbies you have to help pass the time! They also talk about proper snow-blower etiquette and the Flaman Fitness Man!

Garner and Bryce have been talking about the hardest thing you've tried to quit, and today that turns into talking about your odd habits. A crazy amount of people are eating a bowl of cereal before bed....and I dont hate it.

With everyone trying hard with their New Years resolutions, Garner and Bryce decide to talk about the hardest thing you've ever had to quit!

Garner and Bryce are brought back to a topic from late 2023...the pettiest reason you would ever dump someone. Maybe its for loud chewing, maybe its non-stop hiccups. They also talk about the Cosmic Crisp apple and its rapid climb up the apple charts.

The new year is here! Garner and Bryce have returned from the holidays and are talking about the super fun/lame ways you spend New Years Eve. They also celebrate world introvert day! They celebrate alone, in the privacy of their own homes. Of course.

It takes a special person to willingly do a footrace through the Sahara desert...it takes someone even more special to get lost for DAYS and come away from the ordeal alive. Garner and Bryce dive into this one.

Remember being a child, going back and forth to school on the bus? Well now imagine that entire bus full of kids GETS KIDNAPPED!! It happened. Garner and Bryce relive the insane story.

Imagine going for a fishing trip, having EVERYTHING go wrong during a storm, and end up lost on the ocean for OVER A YEAR. No way that could actually happen.....right?!?!? Garner Andrews tales the incredible tale to Bryce Kelley

The only thing that can make going into work worse, is going into work and being held hostage. Monday's, am I right? This week Garner and Bryce talk about a guy who had that very thing happen to him. Call me crazy, but having a shotgun duct taped to your head sounds like a bad time.

Garner and Bryce are back with another shocking tale of survival. Do you think that you could survive inside a boat that sank and is at the bottom of the sea? No? You are probably right, but there is 1 guy who laughed in the face of death.

Today Garner and Bryce tell the tale of a man who got lost in the Australian Outback. Turns out the conditions out there are extremely harsh and unforgiving. Who knew?

Its Episode 2 of 'That Was Close', and today Garner is taking us a remote rainforest for a true, and shocking story of survival. This episode has it all, plane crashes, maggots, and laughter.

Its the debut episode of 'That Was Close.' Garner Andrews has incredible true tales of survival, and shares them with Bryce Kelley...who doesnt know anything about the story he's about to hear. Today Garner talks about a small boat that gets lost at sea during a storm.

This is the end of the line. The final podcast of 2023. Where has the time gone? Garner and Bryce finish the year by talking about charcuterie boards....makes sense.

Christmas is just days away, and Garner and Bryce are talking about all the amazing Christmas treats you are stuffing your face with. They also talk about stressful jobs at this time of year. Pray for the retail worker in your life.

After learning that Prince apparently wore women's perfume, Garner and Bryce are talking about the secrets you keep.

Christmas is only a week away, so Garner and Bryce are engaging in the age old debate: Real tree or fake tree? Both of them are proud members of team Fake Tree!

When your sweetie gets home from work, do you greet them at the door? Garner and Bryce discuss.

Are there normal, everyday things that you just cant figure out? Things that do nothing but make you feel dumb? Garner and Bryce are talking about that. Everything from card games to morse code!

Garner and Bryce continue to talk about the best way to boot people out after a party is over. They also become obsessed with some old apple turnovers they found in the office.....classy.

The Christmas season is here, which means holiday party season is here!! Today Garner and Bryce talk about the trickiest part of hosting a party....getting people to leave. Do you have a technique to let people know that its time to head home?

Today Garner and Bryce are talking about your weird eating habits. Maybe you eat normal foods, but in a really weird way. Some of these are just baffling. Who eats spaghetti with the sauce on the side?

Garner and Bryce continue their discussion of your dream advent calendar. 24 days of treats. What would you love to have as an advent calendar?

After a list surfaces online, Garner and Bryce start talking about the most hated TV characters of all time. Its amazing how many of them are teens or children. They also start talking about your dream advent calendar!

Garner and Bryce are here to talk about a major bummer in your life...the biggest and worst cancellation you've ever faced. Maybe it was a concert you travelled to see, or maybe it was a destination wedding that fell apart....

With about a month to go until Christmas, Garner and Bryce are talking about Hallmark movies. They are terrible, right? They also get to talking about chunky drinks. Like Bubble Tea or juice with pulp. THEY ARE THE WORST.

Garner and Bryce continue to hear about the dumb rules you force yourself to follow. Some of them make sense, others are just outrageous. They also stumble into talking about eggnog. 'Nog season is here, are you a fan?

Garner has entered a new phase of his life...eating all the samples at Costco. Garn and Bryce break down that game film, and also talk about the weird rules that impose on yourself.

Today Garner and Bryce are joined by some special guests! Cone and Dave from Sum 41 stop by for a chat about their upcoming final album and tour. Garn and Bryce also talk about the time you caused a scene in public. The cringe is very real.

Have you ever had a job that had some sweet perks at first, but over time those perks got a little tired? Garner and Bryce discuss. Lots of former fast food employees that cant eat that food anymore!

Garner and Bryce continue to hear the ways that you are old fashioned. They also have a weird amount to say about the Jonas Brothers.

Today Garner and Bryce are asking the age old question, are you old fashioned? Are there anything you do, or dont do, as time and technology advance?

Everyone today always has their face buried in their phones. Yesterday Garner was forced to spend time without his phone and today he is alive to tell the tale. Gets Garn and Bryce talking about the longest stretch you've done without a phone in your hands.

Garner and Bryce only talk about subjects that are very important. Today they discuss the best place to sit at one of those long pub tables. They also debate soft pants vs hard pants. Its like a Mensa meeting over here.

It sure looks like every person alive has had their parents lie to them at one point or another. Some are small, innocent lies...others could bend a frame. Garner and Bryce continue to hear the tales of your parents and the lies they've told.

Everyone has that same dream, right? The one where you are trapped inside a department store overnight? But which store would be best? Garner and Bryce debate this very important subject. They also talk about the lies our parents told us.

It seems like more and more people today are living with no boundaries. Really hard to keep their noses in their own business. Garner and Bryce hear tales of no boundaries. They also hear more weird compliments.

Garner and Bryce continue to talk about things that feel illegal, but arent. That leads into another conversation...about compliments. Have you ever gotten a really odd compliment before? One you arent sure was meant to be nice or if it was meant as a slam?