The Garner Andrews Show

After a list surfaces online, Garner and Bryce start talking about the most hated TV characters of all time. Its amazing how many of them are teens or children. They also start talking about your dream advent calendar!

Garner and Bryce are here to talk about a major bummer in your life...the biggest and worst cancellation you've ever faced. Maybe it was a concert you travelled to see, or maybe it was a destination wedding that fell apart....

With about a month to go until Christmas, Garner and Bryce are talking about Hallmark movies. They are terrible, right? They also get to talking about chunky drinks. Like Bubble Tea or juice with pulp. THEY ARE THE WORST.

Garner and Bryce continue to hear about the dumb rules you force yourself to follow. Some of them make sense, others are just outrageous. They also stumble into talking about eggnog. 'Nog season is here, are you a fan?

Garner has entered a new phase of his life...eating all the samples at Costco. Garn and Bryce break down that game film, and also talk about the weird rules that impose on yourself.

Today Garner and Bryce are joined by some special guests! Cone and Dave from Sum 41 stop by for a chat about their upcoming final album and tour. Garn and Bryce also talk about the time you caused a scene in public. The cringe is very real.

Have you ever had a job that had some sweet perks at first, but over time those perks got a little tired? Garner and Bryce discuss. Lots of former fast food employees that cant eat that food anymore!

Garner and Bryce continue to hear the ways that you are old fashioned. They also have a weird amount to say about the Jonas Brothers.

Today Garner and Bryce are asking the age old question, are you old fashioned? Are there anything you do, or dont do, as time and technology advance?

Everyone today always has their face buried in their phones. Yesterday Garner was forced to spend time without his phone and today he is alive to tell the tale. Gets Garn and Bryce talking about the longest stretch you've done without a phone in your hands.

Garner and Bryce only talk about subjects that are very important. Today they discuss the best place to sit at one of those long pub tables. They also debate soft pants vs hard pants. Its like a Mensa meeting over here.

It sure looks like every person alive has had their parents lie to them at one point or another. Some are small, innocent lies...others could bend a frame. Garner and Bryce continue to hear the tales of your parents and the lies they've told.

Everyone has that same dream, right? The one where you are trapped inside a department store overnight? But which store would be best? Garner and Bryce debate this very important subject. They also talk about the lies our parents told us.

It seems like more and more people today are living with no boundaries. Really hard to keep their noses in their own business. Garner and Bryce hear tales of no boundaries. They also hear more weird compliments.

Garner and Bryce continue to talk about things that feel illegal, but arent. That leads into another conversation...about compliments. Have you ever gotten a really odd compliment before? One you arent sure was meant to be nice or if it was meant as a slam?

Garner and Bryce are talking about things that feel like they are illegal, but totally arent. Like using one grocery stores bags in a different store. HOW DO WE NOT GET ARRESTED FOR THAT?!

Today Garner and Bryce are talking about movies. Who doesnt love a good movie? BUT are there times you are watching a show or film and notice something that is just a little too fake? Like people not saying goodbye at the end of phone calls? Or walking away from a massive explosion?

It was Halloween last night and Garner and Bryce hear tales of trick or treaters and how that all went. They also talk about the weird encounters while buying or selling things online.

Garner and Bryce continue their conversation about songs that hit WAY harder than they should. Some are TV theme songs, some are commercial jingles, and who could forget that music from the Goldeneye game on N64?!?

It takes a special person to willingly do a footrace through the Sahara desert...it takes someone even more special to get lost for DAYS and come away from the ordeal alive. Garner and Bryce dive into this one.

Today Garner and Bryce are talking about songs that hit way harder than they should. Whether its real songs, or jingles...sometimes songs can pack an unexpected punch.

Everybody has smells that they love. I'm not talking about cookies and fresh bread...but rather those smells that most people find gross, but you cant stop smelling. Garner and Bryce discuss smells like gasoline, and shoe polish.

With Halloween about a week away, Garner and Bryce get to talking about haunted houses, and the people who get so spooked that they start throwing punches. They also get a call from Stuart Skinner from the Edmonton Oilers to talk about the upcoming Heritage Classic!

Garner wont stop gushing about his recent trip into Leduc, Alberta. What a town. He and Bryce also talk about the best halloween candy you got as a kid.

Have you ever won a big prize, like a car? Garner and Bryce talk about the time you won a sweet ride. They also talk about the anger everyone feels while traveling. Why are planes so stressful?

Remember being a child, going back and forth to school on the bus? Well now imagine that entire bus full of kids GETS KIDNAPPED!! It happened. Garner and Bryce relive the insane story.

Did you ever work at McDonalds, or any other fast food place when you were a kid? Garner and Bryce talk about your jobs from the past, and also about when your friends worked at fast food places and would give you all the free food.

It sounds like Best Buy is getting out of the business of selling DVDs, which begs the question....is anyone still buying them? Garner and Bryce take a stroll down memory lane.

Today Garner and Bryce have the debate that is as old as time itself: Is it worth it to dunk cookies in milk? Some say yes, some say no...where do you land on this most important issue?

Did you grow up with a lot of rules? Garner and Bryce want to hear about your super strict parents. Can you beat the person who said they werent allowed to fart while growing up?!?!?!

Garner thinks its weird to watch TV while you're eating dinner, Bryce lives by it. What about you? They also talk about those among us who think its ok to wash dishes in the shower while bathing.

Imagine going for a fishing trip, having EVERYTHING go wrong during a storm, and end up lost on the ocean for OVER A YEAR. No way that could actually happen.....right?!?!? Garner Andrews tales the incredible tale to Bryce Kelley.

When most of us wash our pants, we put them in a washing machine. That is normal, right? The CEO of Levi's says no...instead put on your pants, and take them into the shower with you. He must be messing with us, right?

Today Garner and Bryce are back and talking about that time you messed up. Specifically that time you broke something. Maybe it was something really expensive, or maybe it just had lots of sentimental value. Garner also introduced a new segment, that gets....we'll say....mixed reviews.

Its Thanksgiving and Garner and Bryce are ready to celebrate.....by which we mean they talk about the giblets. Does anyone really want those?!?!

Do you have a cute and charming story of how you met your sweetie? Maybe it was at a coffee shop? Maybe a club? Maybe you busted them for shoplifting. You never know where it could happen.

The only thing that can make going into work worse, is going into work and being held hostage. Monday's, am I right? This week Garner and Bryce talk about a guy who had that very thing happen to him. Call me crazy, but having a shotgun duct taped to your head sounds like a bad time.

Today Garner and Bryce spend a lot of time talking about thefts at the grocery store. Have you ever witnessed someone stealing meat? They also talk about red flag TV shows and Garner gives a lovely suggestion for what to do with your corn on the cob.

There is no greater sign that you are aging, then finding out the hard way that you are out of touch with todays slang terms. Garner and Bryce are no exception. They also talk about fun ways to customize otherwise boring food.

After hearing about how many people are flocking to Alberta to live, Garner and Bryce think its appropriate to get the new people's thoughts on our city and province. They also talk about how many photos you have on your phone. Its probably way too many.

Garner and Bryce are back with another shocking tale of survival. Do you think that you could survive inside a boat that sank and is at the bottom of the sea? No? You are probably right, but there is 1 guy who laughed in the face of death.

Garner and Bryce are back with more tales of that time your wardrobe betrayed you. Maybe you left the size sticker on the pants, or the pants ripped up the middle while you were at work. Painful for you, hilarious to us.

Today Garner and Bryce talk about fashion. Clearly its their field of expertise. Specifically they are talking about that one time you had a 'whoopsie' when it comes to your clothes.

Today Garner and Bryce return with maybe their most elegant and classy podcast to date. They are talking about the worst thing that has ever happened to your phone. Turns out lots of people lose them in toilets.

With the weather changing, its officially Jacket weather. Garner dishes about his new coat. Its a thrill a minute over here. They also talk about gambling. Have you ever won big?

Today Garner and Bryce tell the tale of a man who got lost in the Australian Outback. Turns out the conditions out there are extremely harsh and unforgiving. Who knew?

Is there a job or career that you see other people doing, and you are super jealous? You have a bad case of job envy? Garner and Bryce talk about what you WISH you were doing for a living.

How often do you think about the Roman Empire? That is the question sweeping the internet right now, Garner and Bryce (not shockingly) know very little about it. They also continue to talk about sounding the alarm when there was no actual reason to do so.

Have you ever had a moment of panic, only to realize that it was nothing? Today Garner and Bryce are talking about the time you sounded the alarm...for no real reason.

Everyone has things that they just can't be bothered to care about. What is on your Mount Rushmore of 'meh'? Garner and Bryce share some of theirs. They also talk about sexy bald men.