The Garner Andrews Show

Garner and Bryce are talking about things that feel like they are illegal, but totally arent. Like using one grocery stores bags in a different store. HOW DO WE NOT GET ARRESTED FOR THAT?!

Today Garner and Bryce are talking about movies. Who doesnt love a good movie? BUT are there times you are watching a show or film and notice something that is just a little too fake? Like people not saying goodbye at the end of phone calls? Or walking away from a massive explosion?

It was Halloween last night and Garner and Bryce hear tales of trick or treaters and how that all went. They also talk about the weird encounters while buying or selling things online.

Garner and Bryce continue their conversation about songs that hit WAY harder than they should. Some are TV theme songs, some are commercial jingles, and who could forget that music from the Goldeneye game on N64?!?

It takes a special person to willingly do a footrace through the Sahara desert...it takes someone even more special to get lost for DAYS and come away from the ordeal alive. Garner and Bryce dive into this one.

Today Garner and Bryce are talking about songs that hit way harder than they should. Whether its real songs, or jingles...sometimes songs can pack an unexpected punch.

Everybody has smells that they love. I'm not talking about cookies and fresh bread...but rather those smells that most people find gross, but you cant stop smelling. Garner and Bryce discuss smells like gasoline, and shoe polish.

With Halloween about a week away, Garner and Bryce get to talking about haunted houses, and the people who get so spooked that they start throwing punches. They also get a call from Stuart Skinner from the Edmonton Oilers to talk about the upcoming Heritage Classic!

Garner wont stop gushing about his recent trip into Leduc, Alberta. What a town. He and Bryce also talk about the best halloween candy you got as a kid.

Have you ever won a big prize, like a car? Garner and Bryce talk about the time you won a sweet ride. They also talk about the anger everyone feels while traveling. Why are planes so stressful?

Remember being a child, going back and forth to school on the bus? Well now imagine that entire bus full of kids GETS KIDNAPPED!! It happened. Garner and Bryce relive the insane story.

Did you ever work at McDonalds, or any other fast food place when you were a kid? Garner and Bryce talk about your jobs from the past, and also about when your friends worked at fast food places and would give you all the free food.

It sounds like Best Buy is getting out of the business of selling DVDs, which begs the question....is anyone still buying them? Garner and Bryce take a stroll down memory lane.

Today Garner and Bryce have the debate that is as old as time itself: Is it worth it to dunk cookies in milk? Some say yes, some say no...where do you land on this most important issue?

Did you grow up with a lot of rules? Garner and Bryce want to hear about your super strict parents. Can you beat the person who said they werent allowed to fart while growing up?!?!?!

Garner thinks its weird to watch TV while you're eating dinner, Bryce lives by it. What about you? They also talk about those among us who think its ok to wash dishes in the shower while bathing.

Imagine going for a fishing trip, having EVERYTHING go wrong during a storm, and end up lost on the ocean for OVER A YEAR. No way that could actually happen.....right?!?!? Garner Andrews tales the incredible tale to Bryce Kelley.

When most of us wash our pants, we put them in a washing machine. That is normal, right? The CEO of Levi's says no...instead put on your pants, and take them into the shower with you. He must be messing with us, right?

Today Garner and Bryce are back and talking about that time you messed up. Specifically that time you broke something. Maybe it was something really expensive, or maybe it just had lots of sentimental value. Garner also introduced a new segment, that gets....we'll say....mixed reviews.

Its Thanksgiving and Garner and Bryce are ready to celebrate.....by which we mean they talk about the giblets. Does anyone really want those?!?!

Do you have a cute and charming story of how you met your sweetie? Maybe it was at a coffee shop? Maybe a club? Maybe you busted them for shoplifting. You never know where it could happen.

The only thing that can make going into work worse, is going into work and being held hostage. Monday's, am I right? This week Garner and Bryce talk about a guy who had that very thing happen to him. Call me crazy, but having a shotgun duct taped to your head sounds like a bad time.

Today Garner and Bryce spend a lot of time talking about thefts at the grocery store. Have you ever witnessed someone stealing meat? They also talk about red flag TV shows and Garner gives a lovely suggestion for what to do with your corn on the cob.

There is no greater sign that you are aging, then finding out the hard way that you are out of touch with todays slang terms. Garner and Bryce are no exception. They also talk about fun ways to customize otherwise boring food.

After hearing about how many people are flocking to Alberta to live, Garner and Bryce think its appropriate to get the new people's thoughts on our city and province. They also talk about how many photos you have on your phone. Its probably way too many.

Garner and Bryce are back with another shocking tale of survival. Do you think that you could survive inside a boat that sank and is at the bottom of the sea? No? You are probably right, but there is 1 guy who laughed in the face of death.

Garner and Bryce are back with more tales of that time your wardrobe betrayed you. Maybe you left the size sticker on the pants, or the pants ripped up the middle while you were at work. Painful for you, hilarious to us.

Today Garner and Bryce talk about fashion. Clearly its their field of expertise. Specifically they are talking about that one time you had a 'whoopsie' when it comes to your clothes.

Today Garner and Bryce return with maybe their most elegant and classy podcast to date. They are talking about the worst thing that has ever happened to your phone. Turns out lots of people lose them in toilets.

With the weather changing, its officially Jacket weather. Garner dishes about his new coat. Its a thrill a minute over here. They also talk about gambling. Have you ever won big?

Today Garner and Bryce tell the tale of a man who got lost in the Australian Outback. Turns out the conditions out there are extremely harsh and unforgiving. Who knew?

Is there a job or career that you see other people doing, and you are super jealous? You have a bad case of job envy? Garner and Bryce talk about what you WISH you were doing for a living.

How often do you think about the Roman Empire? That is the question sweeping the internet right now, Garner and Bryce (not shockingly) know very little about it. They also continue to talk about sounding the alarm when there was no actual reason to do so.

Have you ever had a moment of panic, only to realize that it was nothing? Today Garner and Bryce are talking about the time you sounded the alarm...for no real reason.

Everyone has things that they just can't be bothered to care about. What is on your Mount Rushmore of 'meh'? Garner and Bryce share some of theirs. They also talk about sexy bald men.

Turns out people love cheating the system. Skirting the rules. Garner and Bryce talk about how you bend the rules. They also talk about eating at fast food chains in far, distant countries.

Its Episode 2 of 'That Was Close', and today Garner is taking us a remote rainforest for a true, and shocking story of survival. This episode has it all, plane crashes, maggots, and laughter.

Its the debut episode of 'That Was Close.' Garner Andrews has incredible true tales of survival, and shares them with Bryce Kelley...who doesnt know anything about the story he's about to hear. Today Garner talks about a small boat that gets lost at sea during a storm.

Have you ever had a real bad time in a hotel? Something horrifying happened? Garner and Bryce touch on that today. They also talk about the steps you take to skirt the 'system', and also talk about human poop bags. Yes...they are real.

Is there an invention you cant live without? Not a phone, not a computer. That's obvious. But is there something more small and obscure that has become a fixture for you? Garner and Bryce discuss.

Do you have any really lazy habits? That is what Garner and Bryce are talking about today. Maybe its not returning your shopping cart at the grocery store, maybe its not picking things up off the lawn while mowing. What's yours?

Garner and Bryce close out the week continuing to talk about the weird rules you have to follow at work. Some of them don't even sound legal.....

Some people live in workplaces that allow for no fun. Today Garner and Bryce talk about the crazy rules you have to follow in the office.

Certified relationship experts Garner and Bryce are here to answer your questions about love. Today we get a text from a young man looking for advice after a wind-breaking accident on the 2nd date.

Garner and Bryce are back!! *crickets* They talk about kids heading back to school today. They also talk about your weird grandparents and how you successfully wasted company time.

It was a gloomy day in Edmonton today, so we thought we'd bring our own sunshine and have a detailed conversation about the greatest candies of all time!

Garner and Bryce are talking about the daily tasks we all have to do, but you absolutely dread. They also ask why the pockets on women's clothing are SO SMALL?

Garner felt a bit blue today, so he listened to a song that turned his day around. That led to Garn and Bryce talking about your 'Frowner Turner Upside Downer' songs!

Garner and Bryce continue to talk about the jingles from your past that are still stuck in you head. They also talk about people who are doing things wrong.

Garner and Bryce are back and talking about jingles. Do you have any jingles you remember from back in the day that are STILL stuck in your head?