The Garner Andrews Show

Turns out people love cheating the system. Skirting the rules. Garner and Bryce talk about how you bend the rules. They also talk about eating at fast food chains in far, distant countries.

Its Episode 2 of 'That Was Close', and today Garner is taking us a remote rainforest for a true, and shocking story of survival. This episode has it all, plane crashes, maggots, and laughter.

Its the debut episode of 'That Was Close.' Garner Andrews has incredible true tales of survival, and shares them with Bryce Kelley...who doesnt know anything about the story he's about to hear. Today Garner talks about a small boat that gets lost at sea during a storm.

Have you ever had a real bad time in a hotel? Something horrifying happened? Garner and Bryce touch on that today. They also talk about the steps you take to skirt the 'system', and also talk about human poop bags. Yes...they are real.

Is there an invention you cant live without? Not a phone, not a computer. That's obvious. But is there something more small and obscure that has become a fixture for you? Garner and Bryce discuss.

Do you have any really lazy habits? That is what Garner and Bryce are talking about today. Maybe its not returning your shopping cart at the grocery store, maybe its not picking things up off the lawn while mowing. What's yours?

Garner and Bryce close out the week continuing to talk about the weird rules you have to follow at work. Some of them don't even sound legal.....

Some people live in workplaces that allow for no fun. Today Garner and Bryce talk about the crazy rules you have to follow in the office.

Certified relationship experts Garner and Bryce are here to answer your questions about love. Today we get a text from a young man looking for advice after a wind-breaking accident on the 2nd date.

Garner and Bryce are back!! *crickets* They talk about kids heading back to school today. They also talk about your weird grandparents and how you successfully wasted company time.

It was a gloomy day in Edmonton today, so we thought we'd bring our own sunshine and have a detailed conversation about the greatest candies of all time!

Garner and Bryce are talking about the daily tasks we all have to do, but you absolutely dread. They also ask why the pockets on women's clothing are SO SMALL?

Garner felt a bit blue today, so he listened to a song that turned his day around. That led to Garn and Bryce talking about your 'Frowner Turner Upside Downer' songs!

Garner and Bryce continue to talk about the jingles from your past that are still stuck in you head. They also talk about people who are doing things wrong.

Garner and Bryce are back and talking about jingles. Do you have any jingles you remember from back in the day that are STILL stuck in your head?

After hearing that Taylor Swift gifted all the truck drivers on her tour a $100,000 bonus...Garner and Bryce talk about the awesome perks you get at work!

Today Garner and Bryce are talking about things you've spend lots of money on, but nobody will ever notice. Easily one of the lamest feelings. They also start talking about CPAP machines and how unflattering they are.

Today Garner and Bryce talk about the realtor in BC that got an insane fine for drinking milk out of someone's fridge while showing a house. They also talk about the things you did during lean, broke times.

In your line of work, what is something that you have that lets everyone know that you have arrived and are at the top of your game? Garner and Bryce talk about status symbols in the office.

Do you believe in aliens? How about bigfoot? Today Garner and Bryce talk about the things you believe in. They also talk about status symbols at work, and eating with your hands.

If its one thing Garner and Bryce are passionate about, its apples. Apple Chat makes its glorious return today. They also talk about the new trend, 'loud quitting'. Basically its quitting your job in a ball of flames.

When you are watching TV at home, do you keep the Closed Captions on? Garner and Bryce talk about that today. they also talk about winning the lottery...after someone in Edmonton won big this week.

Garner and Bryce continue their conversation about that time you were wrongfully accused of doing something you shouldn't have. Maybe it was a crime, maybe it was crop-dusting the office. This show has range.

Have you ever been wrongfully accused of something? Maybe it was a crime, maybe it was some far less serious. Garner and Bryce talk about the time fingers got pointed in your direction.

With the Barbie movie coming out, Garner and Bryce get to talking about the past...specifically toys. What do you think is the best toy of all time?

You can plan and prepare all you want, but sometimes its the most random topics that take off. For example: Who knew so many people had thoughts and opinions on corn on the cob...and produce in general?

We have all had second hand embarrassment, but what about second hand discomfort? Garner and Bryce talk about things that fill you with dread, even when they are not happening to you.

Who knew we had so many criminals living among us? Garner and Bryce continue their talk about the shady things from your past, and the stories keep going up a notch!

Today Garner and Bryce are feeling like bad boys. So they are talking about your criminal past, and the little things you'd do to skirt the law. They also talk about the Meat Draw that Garner won!

Today Garner and Bryce are talking about your beige flags. Those things you do that arent deal breakers in a relationship, but definitely something other people notice. Also, Bryce is currently living the minivan life! How exciting!

Turns out everyone has some low level dreams! Some people want to be the CEO of a major company, others just want to be the first person to ever stay in a new hotel room. Its about balance.

Lots of people have lofty dreams and goals, but today Garner and Bryce are talking about your low-bar dreams. Think you'd love to accomplish, but some may not think are a big deal. They also talk about KFC and skunks.

Are 'above ground' pools......good? That is what Garner and Bryce are wondering today. They also talk about walking around barefoot in public, and doggy doors!

Its pretty obvious that Garner and Bryce are foodies. They are all about those fancy, gourmet meals. Today they talk about a classic: Beans on toast. Cant get enough.

Do you collect anything? Today Garner and Bryce are talking about the things you like to collect. Even if its not worth a lot of money. They hear about everything from old lawnmowers, to tea towels, to Lego!

Garner and Bryce enter the debate as old as time: when you go to a restaurant with your sweetie, do you sit on the same side of the table, or sit across from them?

Both Garner and Bryce are back in the house and feeling fresh. Well....slightly more fresh than usual. Today they talk about your tale of nearly dying, but you know, not actually dying.

Garner and Bryce continue their conversation about the things that you have just learned to live with. Repairs you've never made, walls you've never painted. Turns out we all have a BUNCH of stuff like that.

Do you have any issues with your house that you have just learned to live with? Things that are broken or ugly, but you just cant be bothered to fix it? Garner and Bryce talk about that today. They also learn a lesson about cycling...

All eyes are on the story of the missing sub near the wreck of the Titanic. Garner and Bryce talk about that situation and hope there is still a chance for a rescue there. That also leads to discussions of other amazing rescues.

There is no shortage of people who have had really, really bad days at work. We even hear from someone who tells Garner and Bryce about the time they made a mistake, and it cost the company MILLIONS of dollars!

Garner is back from his travels, and he and Bryce talk about bad days at work. Have you ever made a big mistake on the job? One that caused damage or cost lots of money?

Edmonton is about to lose its iconic big yellow slide. Its been sitting by the exhibition grounds since the 70's, but today will be torn down. Garner and Bryce share memories of that big hunk of yellow junk.

After Bryce was in a minor fender-bender, he and Garner are talking about car accidents. Is it better sometimes to just write-off a car instead of getting it replaced?

Have you ever spent money on something, but spent shockingly little time understanding what it is or what it does? Garner and Bryce talk about that today.

Today Garner and Bryce are talking about KILLER ROBOTS.....well, not really killer robots as much as robots being used to serve and deliver food in restaurants. For some odd reason, they are also talking about horse meat.

Today Garner and Bryce hit a bunch of bases. That includes talking about that weird race in England where people chase a wheel of cheese down a hill, how there are no young people named Bonnie, and of course Vienna Sausages. Are they good?

The topic of pettiness was back on the show today. Garner and Bryce talk about the most petty thing you've ever done, or has ever happened to you!

Garner and Bryce are once again taking a stroll into the past...talking about being in school. They want to know what your favourite day at school was! Was it hot dog day? Track and Field day? They also talk about your super embarrassing dog.

Garner and Bryce both dream of one day living on a lovely acreage. However, there is word on the street that acreage people tend to be weird. Is that true? They talk about them, and other weirdos that we see everyday.