Savage Lovecast

Dan is joined by Christopher Ryan, coauthor of Sex at Dawn. The two attempt to tackle your freaky sex problems from an evolutionary psychologist's perspective. Dan just wants to talk about plunger dicks, big sperm babies, and bonobo vulvas. Science! 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today here: http://j.mp/savageaudible Check out Dan's It Gets Better Project. Today's episode is brought to you by Get STD Tested. Call today for easy, reliable, and confidential STD testing: 888-387-1879

It's the Damsels in Distress episode! A college coed lost her virginity while blasted drunk. Though she remembers giving consent, her shame caused her to call it rape. Now what? Another woman got pregnant with her brand-new boyfriend. Should she keep the baby? She and her fiancé broke up. Can they stay living together in their teeny tiny apartment as friends? Women! 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve Today's episode is brought to you by Get STD Tested. Call today for easy, reliable, and confidential STD testing: 888-387-1879 Check out Dan's It Gets Better Project.

A woman and her mother have a tumultuous relationship. How will she take is when her daughter comes out as poly? A man and his wife have a great sex life, except she won't fuck his pal. Does pegging make you gay? Real men actually wonder this. Remember: It's just a dolphin. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today here: http://j.mp/savageaudible Check out Dan's It Gets Better Project

A woman is married to a cruel dickhead, pure 'n' simple. Will she DTMFA? Confused Unicorn: A married bisexual is chagrined by the treatment she gets among the gays. The poignant question is, —is the B in LGBT silent? A woman uses the wrong pronoun to address a transsexual pal. All hell breaks loose. And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten Today's episode is brought to you by Get STD Tested. Call today for easy, reliable, and confidential STD testing: 888-387-1879

It's the bisexual visibility show! All bisexuals, all of the time. Happy belated Bisexuality Day. Call us up. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today here: http://j.mp/savageaudible Check out Dan's It Gets Better Project

A gay man is bewildered when a lover asks him to save his spunk in a Ziplock bag. If the lady you're making love to tells you that you don't need to wear a condom, is she saying the same thing to all the other fellas? Two tales of massages with happy endings. One of them getting happier and happier… Feeling tense? Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Get STD Tested. Call today for easy, reliable, and confidential STD testing: 888-387-1879 Today's episode is brought to you by ExtremeRestraints.com For steep discounts, go to www.ExtremeRestraints.com and enter the secret code you'll hear on this show at checkout. And be sure to visit www.YouTube.com/ItGetsBetterProject

A woman's boyfriend got fired in May and still hasn't gotten his ass off the couch. Should she cut and run or hang in there? A lesbian grapples with her hypnosis fetish. A woman's new lover whimpers like a kicked puppy when having sex. She finds this… not so sexy. And on and on. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve Today's episode is also brought to you by Get STD Tested. Call today for easy, reliable, confidential STD testing: 888-387-1879.

Polyamory: There's a dark side, you know. When a stripper pays you extra attention at a strip club, does it automatically mean you're being hustled? Gusher on Aisle 3! This lady has the dubious problem of ejaculating so much that she needs three layers of towels lest she soak the bed. And more. 206-302-2064 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today here: http://j.mp/savageaudible Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten

Dan is joined by Adam Carolla for a tag team on three-ways. (For the first and last time...) And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten

It's the 'mo show! All homosexual men, all of the time! One 'mo's parents still can't deal with it, even though he came out a year ago. Another 'mo isn't out at work yet because he fears the response at his conservative office. Yet another 'mo is only a 'mo when he's drunk. Otherwise, he's busy swearing that he's straight to his girlfriend. And more 'mos. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Hear the sordid tale of the rat, the alley, and the eight-inch cock. A man and his buddy enjoy banging the same girl at the same time. Are they getting a touch of the queer? When your boyfriend calls sex an "ordeal" and prefers porn to you, you might have a quaver in your voice, too. And a cavalcade of dry-humping lesbians! Call us at 206-302-2064! This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today here: http://j.mp/savageaudible

Amnesia: How would you like to have to break up with your boyfriend over and over again? A young woman discovers that her mother is a part of a small S&M community. The problem is the daughter wants that community to herself! And an udderly mooooving tale about a lesbian on all fours. And more... Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

A disgruntled boyfriend is sick to death of his girlfriend's meddling mom. Two homos grapple with their desire for allegedly straight friends. Dan goes into rant overdrive on the subject of, of all things, monogamy. And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten

An interview with the victorious Constance McMillen. A message from Dan to high school teachers everywhere: You should err on the side of not fucking your students. A parade of autofellators. And more... Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is also brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50% off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Will Dan Savage lose his job to 18-year-old Damian? Damian's classmates voted him most likely to replace Dan Savage. Hear Dan go mano a mano with a Twittering snot-nosed teenager. Call us at 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audiobook of your choice today here: http://j.mp/savageaudible Today's episode is also brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50% off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

The Lovecast is humbled to welcome Dr. Anna Kaminski from Planned Parenthood. She and Dan discuss the twin bogeymen of herpes and HPV. The upshot? Not so scary! Also, Dan talks to Eyal Feldman, purveyor of Boy Butter. Sorry about the popping p's, people. Note to selves: must get second pop-blocker. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50% off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Dan interviews Christopher Ryan, coauthor of Sex at Dawn, which uses evolutionary science to vindicate Dan's position on monogamy. Double rebound: two stories of ex-lovers who quickly find someone new, leaving their former partners behind to mope. Don't you hate it when you're caught masturbating by your sister's boyfriend, whom you secretly want to fuck? And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten

Sometimes spring-winter romances just can't work. Like when he is 19 years old, and she is 11. Dan helps a very confused bisexual woman and a virgin Muslim homo to come out—at least to themselves. After their third child is born, a man is no longer attracted to his wife. And he feels like a big jerk. And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten

Hear the erotic tale of the woman who inhaled a gummy bear. Another whiny man who can't bear to get a vasectomy. And a call to all our self-fellating listeners. Call us even if you can't fellate yourself. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam Male: Get 50 percent off when you enter GUYS at checkout. http://j.mp/SavageAdamMale

Lots of dicks in this one. Really small dicks, bloody uncircumcised dicks, dicks that grow tremendously... and that doesn't even include the host! Zing! Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam Male: Get 50 percent off when you enter GUYS at checkout. http://j.mp/SavageAdamMale This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audiobook of your choice today here: http://j.mp/savageaudible

A woman in a four-year relationship prefers anonymous sex without love. Her boyfriend wants monogamy. How can they reconcile this? How much porn does it take to call it a porn addiction? Two sordid tales of barebacking... And tons more. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam Male: Get 50 percent off when you enter GUYS at checkout. http://j.mp/SavageAdamMale Today's episode is brought to you by Sex Is Fun. www.sexisfun.net

Will a good fisting dislodge an IUD? She's too scared to ask her doctor. Men don't rape each other: true or false? Hey, fellas: Do you have an outie belly button? There's a lady who would like to meet you. And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten

Dear girlfriend. I love you so much. But can you please wash your vagina? A woman at the beginning of an online dating adventure is warned that her potential paramour has a terribly bruised penis from extreme masturbation. Hot or not? A man wants to date dominatrixes, but not because he wants to be a sub. He just thinks they're hot. And tons more. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by ExtremeRestraints.com www.ExtremeRestraints.com

Grandpa up and died. And he left behind his porn stash. Should his granddaughter rush in to hide it before the rest of the family discovers Grandpa's little secret? A man treats his boyfriend like a Madonna, when he just wants to be a whore. A 23-year-old woman is sick being the only single gal at her friends' weddings. She speaks fluent French. Why can't she land a man? The answer: Apitoiement. And tons more. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Angry gay fucking: Her neighbors are doing it. How can she tell them to knock it off or at least keep it down? The tragedy of our inadequate sex education in the U.S. reveals itself in this call, in which a young man wonders how to get an abortion without telling his parents and how to find out if his girlfriend is indeed pregnant. Dan talks a man out of castrating himself. Seriously. And tons more. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audiobook of your choice today here: http://j.mp/savageaudible

Her new boyfriend can spray the walls with his spunk. How can she perform oral sex without drowning? A man and his prostitute are getting friendly outside of the business transaction. Would it be prudent for him to ask her out? A young homo in the South is rejected by the negative community for being positive. He's rejected by the positive community for refusing to bareback. How is he supposed to have any fun? And tons more. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamMale. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamMale Hey, Lovecast listeners! Meet Ronald Greer, principal of Wesson Attendance Center. Ronald Greer: [email protected], 601-643-2221 Ron? Meet the Lovecast.

Today, Dan is joined by special guest expert Francisco Ramirez! Francisco dishes out free sex advice in Washington Square Park. Hear Dan and Fran double-team on your weekly dose of smut. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten Here's Francisco's website: www.franciscoramirez.org

Sympathy for the pedophile: Dan and Dr. James Cantor, assistant professor of psychiatry at University of Toronto, discuss the nightmare of being burdened with a sexual attraction to children. What treatment is there? Can pedophiles resist hardwired sexual urges all their lives? Also, hear Dan's conversation with a Christian virgin slut. And tons more! Call us at 206-302-2064 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Click here for a free audiobook: http://j.mp/savageaudible Today's episode is brought to you by AdamMale. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamMale

A man who cheated on his girlfriend 10 years ago feels so guilty about it that he decides to come clean all over her. A cautionary tale about exploring S&M with a man who has anger-management issues. Boy loves girl. Girl doesn't love boy. Instead, girl has noisy sex with boy's best friend in his own damn room. And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten

Can you think too hard about S&M? More pertinently, who really needs the gag? A young homo is joining the air force. How carefully should he cover his tracks when he goes back into the closet? Speaking of being careful, this man's girlfriend is on the pill and makes him wear a condom AND pull out. Would you put up with this? We wouldn't. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten

Whatever happened to "mystery porn"? A blubbering crybaby is scared to get a vasectomy. Do they really end in castration? Okay. What's with the "Q" in "LGBTQ?" And tons more. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

A lucky, lucky man thinks he may have been subtly propositioned by a hot couple. How can he close the deal without looking like a creep? A woman living rent-free with her stepfather is horrified to discover that he occasionally masturbates. A young couple into Dom/sub play like to role-play in public. The caller's little sister doesn't understand why her big sister is being so mean. For the record, oral sex counts. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

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Is it leotarded for a woman to suck on a man's nipples? A well-intentioned women tries to give her lover a blowjob in his sleep. Most men would kill for this--why did he freak out? Remember, homos: Every time a fag fucks his hag, an angel dies. And more. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today: http://j.mp/savageaudible

Exactly how leotarded is it to have centerfolds up on the walls when you're in your mid 20s? When subs marry: How can they each get what they want, when what they both want is a good whuppin'? A man's sister is shocked, appalled, and very, very inquisitive about a three-way he had recently. Is it any of her business? Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Her boyfriend had sex with his ex, didn't tell her, and got the ex pregnant. Should the caller be angry? A man with an interracial cuckold fantasy has a very GGG wife, willing to do everything short of fuck a black man for him. In other interracial news, a black woman wonders if her white lover sees her whole self or just her beautiful black skin. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Dan delivers a lecture to a teenage girl at the behest of her concerned father. Thin walls: The neighbor is making life unpleasant for the couple who just moved in. When she was a drug abuser, she had great, crazy, kinky sex. Now that she's clean and sober, the sex is a little too vanilla. How can she get a little bit of the crazy back? And, an adult baby responds. Call us at 206-302-2064

Word to the wise for those of you in open relationships: Don't tap the next-door neighbor. What's the delicate way to ask the lady whose panties you just bought if she would like to, you know, go out sometime? And now: Dan's detailed tutorial on how to give a great blowjob. Key lime cheesecake. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

A coven of bitches? All his girlfriend's pals hate him. Is it them, or is he the problem? Is a man a man if he likes other men? Internalized Homophobia 101. Down in the steamy Deep South, things are not as they seem. Sex clubs! Infidelity! Three-ways! Swinging! And, the woes of a conservative Christian couple make Dan's head explode. Boom! Call us at 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today: http://j.mp/savageaudible Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Dan's old radio chum Mary Martone joins us for a very special episode of the Savage Lovecast, featuring unwitting exhibitionists, fat-baiters, adult babies, and the word fuck. Fuck! Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Her cousin's boyfriend is locked away in prison. If the cousin slept with someone else while she waited it out, would that make her a skank-ass ho? A man who was abused as a child discovers that his lover wants to be the dominant in a BDSM relationship. Should he end it now? As a former waiter, Dan explains the proper etiquette for hitting on servers. And more. Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today: http://j.mp/savageaudible

Hear the tale of the bi, pagan, poly lady who is dating, of all things, an asexual. A man committed a pretty nasty electronic crime. Does he deserve to do time? A new Pavlovian weight-loss program. And more! Call us at 206-302-2064. Congratulations, Tim! Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

You've heard of sleep walking...but sleep spanking? A fat man with toxic insecurity begs Dan to help him get some game. A man recently diagnosed with ALS wonders if he should seek out a relationship knowing he'll soon be gone. This one's rough. Count your blessings. Call us at 206-201-2720. This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today: http://j.mp/savageaudible

Hooray! It's the good doctor Barak come to answer your gnarly medical questions! Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today: http://j.mp/savageaudible Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Did you hear the news? Science approves of porn! How many dating sites can your boyfriend be an active member of before you have the right to get pissed? And, from coming out to bedbugs: the complete lesbian experience. And more! Call us at 206-201-2720. Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

More with the webcamming! A woman is doing it. Her BF doesn't know about it. Is it cheating? In a similar conundrum, a woman wants to watch two guys doing it. But her BF doesn't know about this desire. She's contacted the guys on Craigslist-… should she tell her man? And, hear the tale of the dick-punching pussy. Listen for the phrase that pays: "If my pussy doesn't punch you in the dick, you must acquit." Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today: http://j.mp/savageaudible

Is it wrong for a fellow who loves big asses to ask his big-assed girlfriend to shake it for her man? A white bi man is only attracted to black men and Asian females. Hand-wringing ensues. A man's sister is getting married. She has Asperger's and a lot more sexual experience than her fiancé. Is this grounds to make him try to stop the wedding? And more. Always more. Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Special guest star Mistress Matisse joins Dan to answer a cavalcade of kink questions! And more. Always more. Call us at 206-302-2064. The Mistress commands you to check out her website at www.MistressMatisse.com. Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Is a dom entitled to sex with her sub on her birthday, even if he doesn't wanna? In another sub call, a bondage-loving woman goes from aroused to totally freaked out in the blink of an eye. What went wrong? What the heck is going on in Tonga? What the fakelele? Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today: http://j.mp/savageaudible

After a drunken, seedy hookup with an alleged straight man, a gay man wonders if he should follow up. Will he still love him tomorrow? For a couple who suffers from recurrent miscarriages, sex = death. Sharing butt plugs: How do you do it safely? And more. Always more. Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve