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There's a lot of cheating in this episode. Through the miracle of audio, you'll experience the world through the eyes of a former cheater, an aspiring temptress and the judgmental sister of a home-wrecker. And just to make sure you feel some feelings, Dan's rant is about guns. And there's a self-loathing pedophile in here too. Call us up. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.

Is there reasonable etiquette regarding the casual eating of pussy? A man refuses to go down on ladies he doesn't know well. Does this make him an asshole? When she was 14, she made up a violent rape and milked the lie for drama to her boyfriend at the time. Now they are friends and he still believes the story. How on earth can she come clean? And just when you thought you'd heard it all, Dan counsels a soon-to-be grieving woman on which of her polyamorous partners she should bring to her father's funeral. Humans be complicated. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something, and be sure to enter GGGgiving at checkout. Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.

Lesbians! Have you noticed that wherever you go you run into your lover's ex and your friends are all the same and there's only one lesbian bar in town? Thought so. The continuum of culpability; when is infidelity a misdemeanor and when is it a felony? When underpants = biohazard: A frolicsome lass had a super-hot time with a lad involving her underpants. Now, she wants to keep them as a memento, but worries the magic will eventually disappear or ...worse. Whatever should she do? As always, Dan has the answer. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something, and be sure to enter GGGgiving at checkout. Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Wasn't that a fun opening rant? Here's an idea. Go to NARAL and give them some money: www.naral.org

A bride-to-be faces a problematic wedding guest list. Should she invite her gaggle of gay friends and let them commingle with her conservative, bigoted relatives and coworkers? Hear the complicated tale of the not-quite-out lesbian and her chattering godmother. Your fetish! It is impossible! Simply impossible! Sometimes they really are. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something, and be sure to enter GGGNovember at checkout. Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.

A man receives a mysterious image of a woman's pregnant belly, accompanied by a simple message telling him he's the father. Does he have the right to ask for proof? A conversation with Jillian Keenan, whose article in the New York Times explores her obsession with spankings and how she learned to "come out" about her kink. And an update from the newly out gay kid whose family demanded he go back in the closet AND come home for the holidays. Spoiler alert: He did neither. We love holidays! But holidays can be hard! Try to have a good one. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Look! It's Ms. Keenan's article:

Cock blocked! A man's friend did his best to steal the girl. How can the caller tell his "buddy" to get lost? Can Dan Savage prevent a potentially disastrous three-way from occurring? A man ruined his chances with a lovely lady by getting a little too drunk and getting a little too gropey. How can he get a second chance to show her the "real" him? Call us and show us the real you. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Honey Toad Studios. Be sure to check out their online sexy comedy show "Wrecked": Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Gays! Thank your straight comrade right here: By the way, we're blushing terribly… And we couldn't help but notice that Dan's tears dropped to the table, burned through the table, then through the floor, and through all 23 floors here at the Washington Mutual building. Weird. We never knew.

Hear a nail-bitten, wretched Dan Savage counsel the lovelorn despite a wracking flu, and election day jitters. Topics! Coming out at your cousin's bar mitzvah. Introducing your ugly new boyfriend to your friends. Telling your jerko ex-boyfriend that he got you pregnant. Don't worry Abby. The election will be over soon. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something be sure to enter GGGNovember at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at

Face-eating zombies, infested snacks, and buckets and buckets of blood! It's the Lovecast Halloween show, featuring true tales of sex-related horror. Plus an interview with Caitlin Doughty of . Listen only if you dare. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something, and be sure to enter GGG500 at checkout. This episode is also brought to you by . They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the code Savage11 for a 10% discount and free web domain registration. Do check out Caitlin's wonderful YouTube series: And here's her .

Dad likes to wear women's clothing. This doesn't bother his daughter, but she doesn't want to hear much more. (But knowing his dress size might come in handy over the holidays.) When your "straight" friend appears on a gay online dating site, does that mean he's out? A gay man loves to huff his boyfriend's body odor. The boyfriend finds this revolting, and prefers to wear deodorant and cologne. Whose side will Dan Savage take in this skanky debate? You'll have to listen to find out. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.

An autistic virgin woman wants to get into the swinging lifestyle. Should she get sterilized now, or kick that can down the road? During a fight with his ex-girlfriend, a big man discovered that he likes getting slapped around a bit. How can he let future lovers know this, and get over his shame? A woman on painkillers finds that she's turned on by the idea of a man "taking advantage" of her while she's blotto on meds. Is this a thing? Can it be done safely? Silly kinkster! Everything is "a thing." 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.

Paging Miss Manners! A man's mother detests his wife's mother so much, that she wants to exclude her from the baby shower. How can he tip-toe his way through this field of turds? A woman very much wants to pursue amorous relations with a hot fireman. But she has insider information suggesting he might be a dick-head. Should she throw caution to the wind? Hear mighty Dan Savage blush like a schoolboy at theater camp as he interviews the swoon-worthy Andrew Rannells from Book of Mormon. And some super-sad stuff too. 206-201-2720 People! We need more tales of creepy sex, vampires you've dated, methy zombies and other blood curdling encounters. Our Halloween show is fast approaching. This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something by October 14, 2012 and you just might win $500. Be sure to enter GGG500 at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at

A man's ex-lover nearly blabs some very personal info about him to the caller's sister. How much should he now reveal to her? Does he owe his sister the whole story? A 7-months pregnant lady has never been hornier. And she's scaring her husband's dick to death. A porn watching pastor is scared he's going get busted by his wife and fired by his church for watching porn. So what does he do? He calls a very popular sex advice podcast and tells everyone listening about his problem. Call us with your most intimate secrets. 206-201-2720 And make it spooky! We're harvesting your tales of sex horror from now until Halloween. This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGGOctober at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at

Ah, the sex toy double standard. He doesn't mind her vibrator, but she feels threatened by his Fleshlight. Is it reasonable to be in favor of gay rights but be against gay marriage for religious reasons? Open marriage: Is it bad for kids? Is there a way to make it work in the long run? Also, Dan interviews Salon's sex and relationships writer Tracy Clark-Flory about the tendency in kinky circles to belittle and disdain vanilla folk. Call us, won't you? 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Check out Tracy's article ""

This week the Lovecast welcomes Cindy Gallop, creator of . Dan and Cindy discuss her project, the effect of pornography on real sex and relationships, and the state of the porn industry, while Dan tries in vain to get a word in. This one is long, and amazing. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Please visit and The Tech-Savvy At-Risk Youth are still waiting for the picture of Cindy Gallop we were promised. Some of us are very nice men in our 20s after all. But Dan is far too busy winning fabulous to send it to us, apparently.

When you're an 18 year-old homo living in the South, and your mother is a conservative Christian pastor, how on earth do you come out? Oooooh, how tantalizing! A famous comedian is maybe cheating on his wife based on dubious hearsay! We all know that gays should come out as soon as it's safe for them to do so. But what about folks in open relationships? Does mom need to know about partner #2? Oh, and if you were planning on sending Dan a carton of smokes for Christmas, you might want to rethink that. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGGSeptember at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at

If you knew a gal had an unreciprocated crush on you, would you kiss her on the forehead and cuddle with her, knowing these actions would be misconstrued? Well, would you?? In other news, we got a man who loves to receive blow jobs, but hates to eat pussy. And, once you switch to anal sex, can you ever go back? These questions, and important matters of pronunciation are addressed right here. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGGSeptember at checkout.

It's the One-Minute Wonders show! All questions less than a minute! Fast! Topics: Prostate massage, kinky punishment, kiss-o-phobes, deep throat breath play, uncut blowjobs, yucky facials, double penetration and so much more. You can do it too. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at

Is it stalking if you know where a cute girl works and you just happen to…pop in? A man's friend sends him unwanted pictures of his dick. How can the caller tell his pervy friend to knock it off without ruining the friendship? A man snooped and caught his girlfriend cheating with another "bro". Does the "bro code" stipulate that he must rat out the cheating girlfriend, and let said "bro" know that she is as nutty as a fruitcake? These, and many other questions you never knew you had are answered. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Info about toxic sex toys can be found at www.badvibes.org. Comment on this episode at Info about HUMP at www.humpseattle.com.

Meet the Savages! This week, in deepest, darkest Iowa, Dan sat down with his sister and two brothers to discuss strippers, the word "vagina," and good ol’ fashioned dog-fucking, among other things. Just like you do with your family, right? 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGGAugust at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at

Damaged buttholes? Penis cracking? Molluscum contagiosum? Dr. Vy Chu fears nothing! Hear Dan and the venerable men's health expert discuss everything under where the sun don't shine. And don't worry ladies. There are some gems in here for you too. Ask Dan a question: 206-201-2720 Keep it under a minute and it might be aired on the upcoming One Minute Wonders show. This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGGAugust at checkout. This episode is also brought to you by They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the code Savage8 for a 10% discount and free web domain registration.

Isn't it sad when your kink makes you sad? A woman who likes (and even needs) to be cuckolded wishes her kink wasn't all about her own humiliation. In another call of cuckolding weirdness, a woman's boyfriend wants her to sleep with her fuck-buddy while he hides in the closet and watches. Should she keep the caper secret, or secretly tell the lover? And, it gets weirder. A very GGG lady simply cannot be her adult baby husband's "mommy" with any genuine enthusiasm. Should she let him find a new mommy in the adult baby community? Are there any three words that work better together than "adult baby community?" No, there are not. 206-201-2720 Hey windbag! Try keeping it down to one minute or less, and you might make it on the "One Minute Wonders" show. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at

We're back! And what did we come back to? Online dishonesty, webcam addiction, and incest paranoia. Ah, you people. It's nice to be home. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by the magical Stack Soap. Stack Soap allows you to merge your old soap slivers into a brand-new bar that lasts forever. You get clean AND touch infinity. www.stacksoap.com. Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at

Sorry folks- no show this week. Dan is on "vacation," in deepest, darkest Europe, "relaxing." Or something. Call us and cry about it: 206-201-2720 See you next week.

A man's boyfriend's super-hot ex-lover is coming back to town. Should he feel jealous and insecure when they go out for drinks, or start scheming to make a three-way happen? A man got dumped by his girlfriend. He demanded that she submit an explanation in writing. For some reason, she hasn't done this yet. Any chance they'll get back together? And a typical question about dick-biting. Ho hum. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGGJuly at checkout. This episode is also brought to you by . They make it easy to build a website or a blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the code “Savage7” for a 10% discount and free web domain registration.

A most magnanimous woman is married to a man who likes trans women. Instead of buying her an anniversary present, he bought himself time with a trans dominatrix. She wants to forgive. A kinky widow is falling for a trans woman. But she isn't used to the staring and general hostility toward trans people. How can she tell her vanilla friends all about her new, interesting girlfriend? Dan speaks with activist, sex educator and kinky blogger about losing the childhood shame around kinky desire. And more, more, more. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at

Do you know what a "'bater" is? A 'bater only wants to masturbate. No sex. Now, now would a relationship between a 'bater and a sex-loving fella work out, you think? A bride-to-be enlists Dan's advice on how to bring her rape fantasy to life on their honeymoon. A woman has sex-crippling vaginal pain. Dan speaks with human sexuality expert Dr. Debby Herbenick on what she can do. And more. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at

This week, we present a live recording of the Savage Lovecast. We recorded the fundraiser show in Seattle at the Neptune Theatre, along with musical guests Garfunkel and Oates and a special appearance by Washington State senator Ed Murray. And the usual topics were covered: auto-fellatio, giving vibrators as gifts, sex with ducks. Ho hum. This was a super-fun show. We hope you like it. You can contribute to Washington United for Marriage by going to their website: This episode is brought to you by Babeland—a women-owned sex toy retailer. Babeland offers a variety of sex toys and workshops designed to enhance your sex life. Enjoy 10% off with free shipping when you shop . This episode is also brought to you by . They make it easy to build a website or a blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the code “Savage6” for a 10% discount.

Naughty butt plug! Why must you fly out of my bottom?! A lesbian has a male best friend—her “dyke Mike.” But this gentleman has been sending her rambling missives of a highly sexual nature. Is it the pain medication he’s currently on, or does she need to tell him to keep his horny thoughts to himself? A woman begs the straight male population to please stop sending pictures of their penises. And more! 206-201-2720 Savage Lovecast Live sold out? Not to worry. You can listen to it in an upcoming extra episode, and you can donate to Washington United for Marriage . This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGGJune at checkout.

Isn't it sad when a lady can't come? Hear two tales of ladies who can't come with another person involved, and Dan's elegant solutions. You know what else is sad? When a man can't get horny. That's sad. Maybe he just needs rest and a sandwich. "But how do mangos fit into all of this?" you ask. Listen, and you will find out. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at Savage Lovecast Live in Seattle! June 13. To buy tickets to see Dan and the TSARY (we're not quite sure WHAT to wear…) go to

Ugh! She's so BORED. Bored of tying up her boyfriend and having sex with another woman. Bored with calling him a "little bitch." The real problem is that he won't lift a finger to give her what she wants. It just goes to show that when you're into vanilla, kinky sex can be dull, dull, dull. Another woman wonders how to be GGG when the sex he wants makes her cry. And yet another woman asks how she can forgive her boyfriend for stealing naked pictures of her off her computer. Boy. Some of you are real cads. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at Savage Lovecast Live in Seattle! To buy tickets to see Dan and the TSARY (we're not quite sure WHAT to wear…) go to

Gentle listeners: Are you sitting down? Now that you and Dan have been communing lo these past six years, he feels that he can trust you enough to share a little secret. We won't say what it is here, but it involves his butt. A straight girl feels like a prying fool for asking her lesbian coworker how she got pregnant. Dan speaks with Jennifer Pritchett, owner of Smitten Kitten, about toxic sex toys and how to avoid them. Find Smitten Kitten at www.SmittenKittenOnline.com. View a video about toxic sex toys at And more. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by . They make it easy to build a website or a blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the code “Savage5” for a 10% discount. This episode is brought to you by . Enter the code “SAVAGE” and get 20% off your entire order.

Dan advises a recovering alcoholic on how to let people know why he's drinking ginger ale in the bar without causing the date to come to a screeching halt. Is it better to admit that you've been dumped or keep on circling around trying to seek "closure"? Hey, cute, flirty straight boys! Why do you have to tease your homo buddies so hard? And more. Can you stand it? 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by . Enter the code “Savage” and get 20 percent off your entire order. Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.

A woman gets paid to dress up like a superhero and roll around in bed. Nothing sexual. Is she obligated to tell her boyfriend about this revenue stream? A 40-year-old man is dating a 20-year-old man who was a friend of his kids from a previous marriage. Is it just one of love's many whims or is he the mayor of Creepytown? And hear a cautionary tale of lies, passion, and extortion on Grindr. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.

How do you hit on someone with Aspergers? This week on the Savage Lovecast, Dan speaks with Maxine Aston, author and relationship counselor who specializes in relationships and Aspergers Syndrome. Find her at Also, supporting sissy sons, kinky glitter and the damage that youthful experimentation can do. Confidential to everyone who lost your virginity last night: Congratulations! 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by . Enter the code SAVAGE and get 20% off your entire order. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Comment on this episode at Want to lend a hand in North Carolina? Go to

Bisexuals! Grab your pitchforks and fire up those torches. This show is all about you. Also, does a BJ get you into the Mile High Club? A man who will be staying with his sister-in-law for a few months wonders if he needs to keep his carnal relations inaudible. Shhhhhhh! 206-201-2720 Neal Boulton is over at This episode is brought to you by . Enter the code SAVAGE and get 20% off your entire order. This episode is brought to you by . They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the offer code Savage4 for a 10% discount.

Dan counsels a very GGG woman on how she can lovingly kick her boyfriend in the nuts. Rape scenarios are tricky, aren't they? You have to plan and communicate clearly, or you might end up in jail. But does it kill the sexy to say, "Okay, honey, I'll rape you next Tuesday"? And "Miss Manners" Savage has the solution for how to send the third in your three-way off to the guest bed. Is there nothing Dan Savage can't solve? 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by . Enter the code “SAVAGE” and get 20% off your entire order. Now, people, listen up. Earlier, the tech-savvy at-risk youth commanded you to listen to , which you are still contractually obligated to do. But now you must also listen to . Both podcasts will send milk shooting out your nose if you aren't careful.

A gay man is being stalked by a sexually aggressive woman… in his DREAMS. Another man is being stalked by an actual lady in a waking nightmare. Also, serious conversations about domestic violence and confronting politicians with little knit tchotchkes. Call us with your quandaries. 206-201-2720 Knit those lady bits! Check out Government Free VJJ here: The National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1−800−799−SAFE(7233) Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. This episode is brought to you by . They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the offer code Savage4 for a 10% discount.

Dan welcomes his old MTV tour wife, the ever-gigglin' Lucy to talk about getting dumped, gender queers and furry pride. Let Lucy's infectious merriment fill your heart with love. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Comment on this episode at

How can a chronically adulterous lass embark on an open relationship when she is also chronically jealous? When he was a youth, he and his cousin used to play strip poker. Now the cousin is all grown up, a born again Christian, and pissed. Should make for an awkward family gathering, yes? A woman is dating a callous, disdainful and incredibly handsome man. He won't have sex with her, but will only deign to accept blow jobs. Any ideas on what she should do with this young man? But he's so hot! 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by www.Squarespace.com. They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the offer code Savage3 for a 30% discount.

When lesbians flirt: What is a red-blooded lad to think when his lesbian pal makes goo-goo eyes at him? Are parents today too sex-positive? Dan and sex educator Amy Lang talk about water sports among 3-year-olds and a bad place to put Legos. And more. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGG2012 at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Comment on this episode at Check out Anna Pulley: And Amy Lang:

Introducing… the Panty Bandit! Coming to a bed near you? A woman is enjoying a friends-with-benefits relationship. But the lad always bolts out of bed postcoitus without so much as a quick kiss good-bye. Would a little cuddling kill him? A woman's boyfriend admits that he isn't sexually attracted to women. He's exclusively attracted to animals. Dan brings in Dr. Jesse Bering of Scientific American to help him with this one. Neigh? 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. This episode is brought to you by www.Squarespace.com. They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the offer code Savage3 for a 30% discount.

We begin our podcast with arguably the sleaziest caller we've ever encountered. It really has to be heard to be believed. How can you help a friend when she's hung up on a psycho? To aid a man who's wife has no libido whatsoever, Dan enlists the help of human sexuality expert, scientist, author and the generally convivial Dr. Debby Herbenick. And Dan speaks with mighty Washington state Senator Ed Murray on the strategy for winning gay marriage rights. And win, we will. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at

Yet another snooping girlfriend finds a cache of straight anal porn on her boyfriend's computer. Does this mean he should try sleeping with men? Poor babysitter: The 5-year-old she was taking care of accidentally watched some homemade porn starring… her parents! How can the babysitter mitigate the damage? And, is it possible to come out… too much? Plus a lot more. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by . They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the offer code Savage2 for a 15% discount. This episode is also brought to you by www. Have you had safe sex lately? Put yourself on the map.

A lesbian's partner shows her love by paying for everything. Unfortunately, she's kind of a jerk otherwise. A man can't please his lady in bed unless he's blasted drunk. When sober, he worries that she's too tender and shy for the rough treatment she likes. The mother of a little person is worried about all the little-people fetishists out there who will be interested in her daughter. She's only 17 months old, but when you're a mother, you worry. Call us with your questions, large and small. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by www.Squarespace.com. They make it so easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the offer code Savage2 for a 15% discount. This episode is also brought to you by www.WhereDidYouWearIt.com Have you had safe sex lately? Put yourself on the map. View the full Making it Better video from the University of Florida: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJWtvwALxQo

The doctor is IN. Kindly, long-suffering Doctor Barak is back to answer your medical questions and submit to Dan's unique brand of torture. Dan and Doc discuss smoking weed while pregnant, herbal abortions, torn penises, and more. Some choice lines to listen for: "We aren't running out of Jamaicans" and "Grab the babies and run." Call us up to make us giggle and squirm. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Comment on this episode at

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a topless maid agonizes over her role in the aiding and abetting of infidelity. A man's sister employs a nanny. The nanny is hot. Should he shtup the nanny? And hear Dan's timeless Valentine's Day advice. Hint: It holds true on other days of the year, too. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGG at checkout. Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at t

Swoon! It's Ira Glass, off his perch at This American Life, to join Dan in dispensing both sex advice and fart jokes. It's Ira as you've never heard him before... Don't miss this one. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGG at checkout. Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at

We've been getting lots of calls about losing one's virginity. Dan addresses a couple of them. Hey, 17-year-old boy: The tech-savvy at-risk youth would very much like to go back in time and lose our virginity to you. A man catches a lot of heat for being attracted to large women, so he dates thin women. How can he get over this? And you will learn a little Hebrew. We teach you all sorts of things on this show. Teach us something: 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGG at checkout. Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at

A newly employed dishwasher wants to have sex with both of his bosses because he suspects they may be swingers. Is this a wise course of action? Dan discusses the intricate financial and marketing strategies of selling your used underpants. Everybody worries about coming out to their parents, but what about grandparents? Here's a big shout-out to the open-minded oldsters out there. And we know you're out there. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

If your lady has a dream about being penetrated by five dicks, does that mean she actually wants to be penetrated by five dicks? Have you ever masturbated for a pretty lady on Chatroulette? Well, here's a man with a pretty face who looks a lot like a lady. Perhaps you've already met. And for those of you with troubled relationships with your siblings, come hear the horrid tale of the woman who hacked into her sister's e-mail, discovered that she has bi tendencies, and then forwarded these e-mails to everyone she knows. Now your sister doesn't look so bad, right? Right? 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at