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Ah, the sex toy double standard. He doesn't mind her vibrator, but she feels threatened by his Fleshlight. Is it reasonable to be in favor of gay rights but be against gay marriage for religious reasons? Open marriage: Is it bad for kids? Is there a way to make it work in the long run? Also, Dan interviews Salon's sex and relationships writer Tracy Clark-Flory about the tendency in kinky circles to belittle and disdain vanilla folk. Call us, won't you? 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Check out Tracy's article ""

This week the Lovecast welcomes Cindy Gallop, creator of . Dan and Cindy discuss her project, the effect of pornography on real sex and relationships, and the state of the porn industry, while Dan tries in vain to get a word in. This one is long, and amazing. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Please visit and The Tech-Savvy At-Risk Youth are still waiting for the picture of Cindy Gallop we were promised. Some of us are very nice men in our 20s after all. But Dan is far too busy winning fabulous to send it to us, apparently.

When you're an 18 year-old homo living in the South, and your mother is a conservative Christian pastor, how on earth do you come out? Oooooh, how tantalizing! A famous comedian is maybe cheating on his wife based on dubious hearsay! We all know that gays should come out as soon as it's safe for them to do so. But what about folks in open relationships? Does mom need to know about partner #2? Oh, and if you were planning on sending Dan a carton of smokes for Christmas, you might want to rethink that. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGGSeptember at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at

If you knew a gal had an unreciprocated crush on you, would you kiss her on the forehead and cuddle with her, knowing these actions would be misconstrued? Well, would you?? In other news, we got a man who loves to receive blow jobs, but hates to eat pussy. And, once you switch to anal sex, can you ever go back? These questions, and important matters of pronunciation are addressed right here. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGGSeptember at checkout.

It's the One-Minute Wonders show! All questions less than a minute! Fast! Topics: Prostate massage, kinky punishment, kiss-o-phobes, deep throat breath play, uncut blowjobs, yucky facials, double penetration and so much more. You can do it too. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at

Is it stalking if you know where a cute girl works and you just happen to…pop in? A man's friend sends him unwanted pictures of his dick. How can the caller tell his pervy friend to knock it off without ruining the friendship? A man snooped and caught his girlfriend cheating with another "bro". Does the "bro code" stipulate that he must rat out the cheating girlfriend, and let said "bro" know that she is as nutty as a fruitcake? These, and many other questions you never knew you had are answered. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Info about toxic sex toys can be found at www.badvibes.org. Comment on this episode at Info about HUMP at www.humpseattle.com.

Meet the Savages! This week, in deepest, darkest Iowa, Dan sat down with his sister and two brothers to discuss strippers, the word "vagina," and good ol’ fashioned dog-fucking, among other things. Just like you do with your family, right? 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGGAugust at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at

Damaged buttholes? Penis cracking? Molluscum contagiosum? Dr. Vy Chu fears nothing! Hear Dan and the venerable men's health expert discuss everything under where the sun don't shine. And don't worry ladies. There are some gems in here for you too. Ask Dan a question: 206-201-2720 Keep it under a minute and it might be aired on the upcoming One Minute Wonders show. This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGGAugust at checkout. This episode is also brought to you by They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the code Savage8 for a 10% discount and free web domain registration.

Isn't it sad when your kink makes you sad? A woman who likes (and even needs) to be cuckolded wishes her kink wasn't all about her own humiliation. In another call of cuckolding weirdness, a woman's boyfriend wants her to sleep with her fuck-buddy while he hides in the closet and watches. Should she keep the caper secret, or secretly tell the lover? And, it gets weirder. A very GGG lady simply cannot be her adult baby husband's "mommy" with any genuine enthusiasm. Should she let him find a new mommy in the adult baby community? Are there any three words that work better together than "adult baby community?" No, there are not. 206-201-2720 Hey windbag! Try keeping it down to one minute or less, and you might make it on the "One Minute Wonders" show. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at

We're back! And what did we come back to? Online dishonesty, webcam addiction, and incest paranoia. Ah, you people. It's nice to be home. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by the magical Stack Soap. Stack Soap allows you to merge your old soap slivers into a brand-new bar that lasts forever. You get clean AND touch infinity. www.stacksoap.com. Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at

Sorry folks- no show this week. Dan is on "vacation," in deepest, darkest Europe, "relaxing." Or something. Call us and cry about it: 206-201-2720 See you next week.

A man's boyfriend's super-hot ex-lover is coming back to town. Should he feel jealous and insecure when they go out for drinks, or start scheming to make a three-way happen? A man got dumped by his girlfriend. He demanded that she submit an explanation in writing. For some reason, she hasn't done this yet. Any chance they'll get back together? And a typical question about dick-biting. Ho hum. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGGJuly at checkout. This episode is also brought to you by . They make it easy to build a website or a blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the code “Savage7” for a 10% discount and free web domain registration.

A most magnanimous woman is married to a man who likes trans women. Instead of buying her an anniversary present, he bought himself time with a trans dominatrix. She wants to forgive. A kinky widow is falling for a trans woman. But she isn't used to the staring and general hostility toward trans people. How can she tell her vanilla friends all about her new, interesting girlfriend? Dan speaks with activist, sex educator and kinky blogger about losing the childhood shame around kinky desire. And more, more, more. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at

Do you know what a "'bater" is? A 'bater only wants to masturbate. No sex. Now, now would a relationship between a 'bater and a sex-loving fella work out, you think? A bride-to-be enlists Dan's advice on how to bring her rape fantasy to life on their honeymoon. A woman has sex-crippling vaginal pain. Dan speaks with human sexuality expert Dr. Debby Herbenick on what she can do. And more. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at

This week, we present a live recording of the Savage Lovecast. We recorded the fundraiser show in Seattle at the Neptune Theatre, along with musical guests Garfunkel and Oates and a special appearance by Washington State senator Ed Murray. And the usual topics were covered: auto-fellatio, giving vibrators as gifts, sex with ducks. Ho hum. This was a super-fun show. We hope you like it. You can contribute to Washington United for Marriage by going to their website: This episode is brought to you by Babeland—a women-owned sex toy retailer. Babeland offers a variety of sex toys and workshops designed to enhance your sex life. Enjoy 10% off with free shipping when you shop . This episode is also brought to you by . They make it easy to build a website or a blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the code “Savage6” for a 10% discount.

Naughty butt plug! Why must you fly out of my bottom?! A lesbian has a male best friend—her “dyke Mike.” But this gentleman has been sending her rambling missives of a highly sexual nature. Is it the pain medication he’s currently on, or does she need to tell him to keep his horny thoughts to himself? A woman begs the straight male population to please stop sending pictures of their penises. And more! 206-201-2720 Savage Lovecast Live sold out? Not to worry. You can listen to it in an upcoming extra episode, and you can donate to Washington United for Marriage . This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGGJune at checkout.

Isn't it sad when a lady can't come? Hear two tales of ladies who can't come with another person involved, and Dan's elegant solutions. You know what else is sad? When a man can't get horny. That's sad. Maybe he just needs rest and a sandwich. "But how do mangos fit into all of this?" you ask. Listen, and you will find out. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at Savage Lovecast Live in Seattle! June 13. To buy tickets to see Dan and the TSARY (we're not quite sure WHAT to wear…) go to

Ugh! She's so BORED. Bored of tying up her boyfriend and having sex with another woman. Bored with calling him a "little bitch." The real problem is that he won't lift a finger to give her what she wants. It just goes to show that when you're into vanilla, kinky sex can be dull, dull, dull. Another woman wonders how to be GGG when the sex he wants makes her cry. And yet another woman asks how she can forgive her boyfriend for stealing naked pictures of her off her computer. Boy. Some of you are real cads. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at Savage Lovecast Live in Seattle! To buy tickets to see Dan and the TSARY (we're not quite sure WHAT to wear…) go to

Gentle listeners: Are you sitting down? Now that you and Dan have been communing lo these past six years, he feels that he can trust you enough to share a little secret. We won't say what it is here, but it involves his butt. A straight girl feels like a prying fool for asking her lesbian coworker how she got pregnant. Dan speaks with Jennifer Pritchett, owner of Smitten Kitten, about toxic sex toys and how to avoid them. Find Smitten Kitten at www.SmittenKittenOnline.com. View a video about toxic sex toys at And more. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by . They make it easy to build a website or a blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the code “Savage5” for a 10% discount. This episode is brought to you by . Enter the code “SAVAGE” and get 20% off your entire order.

Dan advises a recovering alcoholic on how to let people know why he's drinking ginger ale in the bar without causing the date to come to a screeching halt. Is it better to admit that you've been dumped or keep on circling around trying to seek "closure"? Hey, cute, flirty straight boys! Why do you have to tease your homo buddies so hard? And more. Can you stand it? 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by . Enter the code “Savage” and get 20 percent off your entire order. Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.

A woman gets paid to dress up like a superhero and roll around in bed. Nothing sexual. Is she obligated to tell her boyfriend about this revenue stream? A 40-year-old man is dating a 20-year-old man who was a friend of his kids from a previous marriage. Is it just one of love's many whims or is he the mayor of Creepytown? And hear a cautionary tale of lies, passion, and extortion on Grindr. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.

How do you hit on someone with Aspergers? This week on the Savage Lovecast, Dan speaks with Maxine Aston, author and relationship counselor who specializes in relationships and Aspergers Syndrome. Find her at Also, supporting sissy sons, kinky glitter and the damage that youthful experimentation can do. Confidential to everyone who lost your virginity last night: Congratulations! 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by . Enter the code SAVAGE and get 20% off your entire order. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Comment on this episode at Want to lend a hand in North Carolina? Go to

Bisexuals! Grab your pitchforks and fire up those torches. This show is all about you. Also, does a BJ get you into the Mile High Club? A man who will be staying with his sister-in-law for a few months wonders if he needs to keep his carnal relations inaudible. Shhhhhhh! 206-201-2720 Neal Boulton is over at This episode is brought to you by . Enter the code SAVAGE and get 20% off your entire order. This episode is brought to you by . They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the offer code Savage4 for a 10% discount.

Dan counsels a very GGG woman on how she can lovingly kick her boyfriend in the nuts. Rape scenarios are tricky, aren't they? You have to plan and communicate clearly, or you might end up in jail. But does it kill the sexy to say, "Okay, honey, I'll rape you next Tuesday"? And "Miss Manners" Savage has the solution for how to send the third in your three-way off to the guest bed. Is there nothing Dan Savage can't solve? 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by . Enter the code “SAVAGE” and get 20% off your entire order. Now, people, listen up. Earlier, the tech-savvy at-risk youth commanded you to listen to , which you are still contractually obligated to do. But now you must also listen to . Both podcasts will send milk shooting out your nose if you aren't careful.

A gay man is being stalked by a sexually aggressive woman… in his DREAMS. Another man is being stalked by an actual lady in a waking nightmare. Also, serious conversations about domestic violence and confronting politicians with little knit tchotchkes. Call us with your quandaries. 206-201-2720 Knit those lady bits! Check out Government Free VJJ here: The National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1−800−799−SAFE(7233) Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. This episode is brought to you by . They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the offer code Savage4 for a 10% discount.

Dan welcomes his old MTV tour wife, the ever-gigglin' Lucy to talk about getting dumped, gender queers and furry pride. Let Lucy's infectious merriment fill your heart with love. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Comment on this episode at

How can a chronically adulterous lass embark on an open relationship when she is also chronically jealous? When he was a youth, he and his cousin used to play strip poker. Now the cousin is all grown up, a born again Christian, and pissed. Should make for an awkward family gathering, yes? A woman is dating a callous, disdainful and incredibly handsome man. He won't have sex with her, but will only deign to accept blow jobs. Any ideas on what she should do with this young man? But he's so hot! 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by www.Squarespace.com. They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the offer code Savage3 for a 30% discount.

When lesbians flirt: What is a red-blooded lad to think when his lesbian pal makes goo-goo eyes at him? Are parents today too sex-positive? Dan and sex educator Amy Lang talk about water sports among 3-year-olds and a bad place to put Legos. And more. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGG2012 at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Comment on this episode at Check out Anna Pulley: And Amy Lang:

Introducing… the Panty Bandit! Coming to a bed near you? A woman is enjoying a friends-with-benefits relationship. But the lad always bolts out of bed postcoitus without so much as a quick kiss good-bye. Would a little cuddling kill him? A woman's boyfriend admits that he isn't sexually attracted to women. He's exclusively attracted to animals. Dan brings in Dr. Jesse Bering of Scientific American to help him with this one. Neigh? 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. This episode is brought to you by www.Squarespace.com. They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the offer code Savage3 for a 30% discount.

We begin our podcast with arguably the sleaziest caller we've ever encountered. It really has to be heard to be believed. How can you help a friend when she's hung up on a psycho? To aid a man who's wife has no libido whatsoever, Dan enlists the help of human sexuality expert, scientist, author and the generally convivial Dr. Debby Herbenick. And Dan speaks with mighty Washington state Senator Ed Murray on the strategy for winning gay marriage rights. And win, we will. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at

Yet another snooping girlfriend finds a cache of straight anal porn on her boyfriend's computer. Does this mean he should try sleeping with men? Poor babysitter: The 5-year-old she was taking care of accidentally watched some homemade porn starring… her parents! How can the babysitter mitigate the damage? And, is it possible to come out… too much? Plus a lot more. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by . They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the offer code Savage2 for a 15% discount. This episode is also brought to you by www. Have you had safe sex lately? Put yourself on the map.

A lesbian's partner shows her love by paying for everything. Unfortunately, she's kind of a jerk otherwise. A man can't please his lady in bed unless he's blasted drunk. When sober, he worries that she's too tender and shy for the rough treatment she likes. The mother of a little person is worried about all the little-people fetishists out there who will be interested in her daughter. She's only 17 months old, but when you're a mother, you worry. Call us with your questions, large and small. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by www.Squarespace.com. They make it so easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the offer code Savage2 for a 15% discount. This episode is also brought to you by www.WhereDidYouWearIt.com Have you had safe sex lately? Put yourself on the map. View the full Making it Better video from the University of Florida: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJWtvwALxQo

The doctor is IN. Kindly, long-suffering Doctor Barak is back to answer your medical questions and submit to Dan's unique brand of torture. Dan and Doc discuss smoking weed while pregnant, herbal abortions, torn penises, and more. Some choice lines to listen for: "We aren't running out of Jamaicans" and "Grab the babies and run." Call us up to make us giggle and squirm. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Comment on this episode at

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a topless maid agonizes over her role in the aiding and abetting of infidelity. A man's sister employs a nanny. The nanny is hot. Should he shtup the nanny? And hear Dan's timeless Valentine's Day advice. Hint: It holds true on other days of the year, too. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGG at checkout. Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at t

Swoon! It's Ira Glass, off his perch at This American Life, to join Dan in dispensing both sex advice and fart jokes. It's Ira as you've never heard him before... Don't miss this one. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGG at checkout. Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at

We've been getting lots of calls about losing one's virginity. Dan addresses a couple of them. Hey, 17-year-old boy: The tech-savvy at-risk youth would very much like to go back in time and lose our virginity to you. A man catches a lot of heat for being attracted to large women, so he dates thin women. How can he get over this? And you will learn a little Hebrew. We teach you all sorts of things on this show. Teach us something: 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGG at checkout. Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at

A newly employed dishwasher wants to have sex with both of his bosses because he suspects they may be swingers. Is this a wise course of action? Dan discusses the intricate financial and marketing strategies of selling your used underpants. Everybody worries about coming out to their parents, but what about grandparents? Here's a big shout-out to the open-minded oldsters out there. And we know you're out there. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

If your lady has a dream about being penetrated by five dicks, does that mean she actually wants to be penetrated by five dicks? Have you ever masturbated for a pretty lady on Chatroulette? Well, here's a man with a pretty face who looks a lot like a lady. Perhaps you've already met. And for those of you with troubled relationships with your siblings, come hear the horrid tale of the woman who hacked into her sister's e-mail, discovered that she has bi tendencies, and then forwarded these e-mails to everyone she knows. Now your sister doesn't look so bad, right? Right? 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at

Dan speaks with Dr. James Cantor, professor of Psychiatry at the University of Toronto, about pedophilia. What the hell can be done? Also, Science weighs in on the mysterious case of the mushroom in the jizz. Happy New Year. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

It's the long-anticipated holiday horror show! We asked for your tales of holiday lovin' gone wrong, and you delivered in force. You'll hear some freaky shit, a cautionary tale or two, and even some holiday gift ideas!!! Thanks for calling, listening, and sticking with us all these years. 206-201-2720 Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

Dan speaks with cancer physician and researcher Dr. Ted Teknos about the HPV vaccine. A GGG married woman acts out a cuckolding fantasy for her husband, and discovers that she likes it an awful lot. He- not so much. Can she make it work, or is it doomed to be a failed experiment? And finally, prepare to have your tears jerked, folks. Dan speaks with the kid from episode 266 who was struggling with coming out to his conservative Christian family over the holidays. If you know anyone in this situation, let them listen to the tender conversation that follows. Call us. Make us cry. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by www.ExtremeRestraints.com. Go buy something and be sure to enter LUCY at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

She received some flowers from her ex for her birthday. Does her current boyfriend have the right to freak the fuck out? A woman wants to be splashed with her husband's semen, and have the semen be "live." How can they store jizz so that it remains potent? Like Santa Claus, she makes a list. Unlike Santa, she fucks every man on the list, and then crosses them off when she's done. Is this so wrong? And more. Call us, and leave us a tale of holiday love gone wrong, right or weird. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

It's Lucy's last show. Hats off to Dan's brave, plucky assistant. Small hands- big heart. The calls! Wood. He shows it and grows it at the earliest opportunity. Is this a turn-off or something to cultivate? A woman discovers her boyfriend has stashed away some women's underpants. They're definitely not hers…is this a problem? A stunningly insecure gay man wonders if he should get circumcised to please his rude lover. And so much more. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

Dan converses with a former rent boy, and you get to listen in. Should a man with a jealousy problem date his neighbor who happens to be a stripper? Gather round, listeners, and hear the spooky tale of the lover who still carries a torch for his dead mother. And other oddities. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Check out Ask Dominic: Comment on this episode at

Lucy is back to help Dan navigate his way through questions about dicks snapping right off, living with sex addiction, and a triad of soft weenies. Happy Thanksgiving, one and all. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

Poor, lonely Dan, broadcasting from an empty hotel room, finds it in his heart to advise a pee-shy watersports fetishist, an insecure autofellator, and a couple of sisters who both humped their cousin. All this before room service. (But don't worry! No on-air eating!) 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audiobook of your choice today at Comment on this episode at Here's the tiny url: www.tinyurl.com/wakerob

Baby? I know we don't know each other all that well, but I dig you so much that I want you to sleep with another man. Ok? Is it true that soon churches will be FORCED to marry same sex couples or lose their delicious tax exemption??? A woman who hasn't had sex for years is considering ordering in. But should she rent a man or a woman? And more. Lordy, you people are interesting! Call us up with whatever you got: 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download Susie Bright's podcast for free at Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast And finally. The Tech-Savvy At-Risk Youth command you to listen to this podcast as well: Why? Because it's really, really funny. You'll see.

A woman is in an unacknowledged fuck-buddy situation. He calls her up to "watch a movie or something," and then they have sex. But he always seems to call her when she's on her period… An open-minded mother isn't worried that her son watches porn. It's just that she doesn't like the kind of porn he's into. Listen in as Lucy learns what a cream pie is. And a lot more. Call us with your questions, but please—not from the car. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something, and be sure to enter SANTORUM at checkout.

This week, Dan is joined by his animal handler, Lucy! Lucy can answer questions about shit skid marks left on couches, cheating lying girlfriends, jerk dom creeps AND do Dan's laundry with a smile. She is truly a wonder. Call us with your questions. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

Come hear the tale of the woman who wanks like a toddler. Remember that boy who got booted out of the Christian singing group "Psalm 100" for being gay? Dan chats him up a bit. How can a fickle bisexual chicken take the plunge and suck some cock already? And more. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast