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Dan speaks with Dr. James Cantor, professor of Psychiatry at the University of Toronto, about pedophilia. What the hell can be done? Also, Science weighs in on the mysterious case of the mushroom in the jizz. Happy New Year. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

It's the long-anticipated holiday horror show! We asked for your tales of holiday lovin' gone wrong, and you delivered in force. You'll hear some freaky shit, a cautionary tale or two, and even some holiday gift ideas!!! Thanks for calling, listening, and sticking with us all these years. 206-201-2720 Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

Dan speaks with cancer physician and researcher Dr. Ted Teknos about the HPV vaccine. A GGG married woman acts out a cuckolding fantasy for her husband, and discovers that she likes it an awful lot. He- not so much. Can she make it work, or is it doomed to be a failed experiment? And finally, prepare to have your tears jerked, folks. Dan speaks with the kid from episode 266 who was struggling with coming out to his conservative Christian family over the holidays. If you know anyone in this situation, let them listen to the tender conversation that follows. Call us. Make us cry. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by www.ExtremeRestraints.com. Go buy something and be sure to enter LUCY at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

She received some flowers from her ex for her birthday. Does her current boyfriend have the right to freak the fuck out? A woman wants to be splashed with her husband's semen, and have the semen be "live." How can they store jizz so that it remains potent? Like Santa Claus, she makes a list. Unlike Santa, she fucks every man on the list, and then crosses them off when she's done. Is this so wrong? And more. Call us, and leave us a tale of holiday love gone wrong, right or weird. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

It's Lucy's last show. Hats off to Dan's brave, plucky assistant. Small hands- big heart. The calls! Wood. He shows it and grows it at the earliest opportunity. Is this a turn-off or something to cultivate? A woman discovers her boyfriend has stashed away some women's underpants. They're definitely not hers…is this a problem? A stunningly insecure gay man wonders if he should get circumcised to please his rude lover. And so much more. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

Dan converses with a former rent boy, and you get to listen in. Should a man with a jealousy problem date his neighbor who happens to be a stripper? Gather round, listeners, and hear the spooky tale of the lover who still carries a torch for his dead mother. And other oddities. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Check out Ask Dominic: Comment on this episode at

Lucy is back to help Dan navigate his way through questions about dicks snapping right off, living with sex addiction, and a triad of soft weenies. Happy Thanksgiving, one and all. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

Poor, lonely Dan, broadcasting from an empty hotel room, finds it in his heart to advise a pee-shy watersports fetishist, an insecure autofellator, and a couple of sisters who both humped their cousin. All this before room service. (But don't worry! No on-air eating!) 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audiobook of your choice today at Comment on this episode at Here's the tiny url: www.tinyurl.com/wakerob

Baby? I know we don't know each other all that well, but I dig you so much that I want you to sleep with another man. Ok? Is it true that soon churches will be FORCED to marry same sex couples or lose their delicious tax exemption??? A woman who hasn't had sex for years is considering ordering in. But should she rent a man or a woman? And more. Lordy, you people are interesting! Call us up with whatever you got: 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download Susie Bright's podcast for free at Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast And finally. The Tech-Savvy At-Risk Youth command you to listen to this podcast as well: Why? Because it's really, really funny. You'll see.

A woman is in an unacknowledged fuck-buddy situation. He calls her up to "watch a movie or something," and then they have sex. But he always seems to call her when she's on her period… An open-minded mother isn't worried that her son watches porn. It's just that she doesn't like the kind of porn he's into. Listen in as Lucy learns what a cream pie is. And a lot more. Call us with your questions, but please—not from the car. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something, and be sure to enter SANTORUM at checkout.

This week, Dan is joined by his animal handler, Lucy! Lucy can answer questions about shit skid marks left on couches, cheating lying girlfriends, jerk dom creeps AND do Dan's laundry with a smile. She is truly a wonder. Call us with your questions. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

Come hear the tale of the woman who wanks like a toddler. Remember that boy who got booted out of the Christian singing group "Psalm 100" for being gay? Dan chats him up a bit. How can a fickle bisexual chicken take the plunge and suck some cock already? And more. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

"No sex before the game!" Is this bit of conventional wisdom wise? A gay man wonders if his date being specifically NOT invited to a family wedding is in any way bigoted. A man and woman are married only in the legal sense. But they still live together and enjoy each other's company. How do they roll out the nature of their odd relationship to potential lovers? And more, more, more. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

Ladies: How should you react when your boyfriend accuses you of cheating on him because he can feel that your vagina is looser than he remembers it being? Oh, and he has a really small dick. Do you have man boobs? Maybe you shouldn't. Do lesbians perform oral sex on strap-ons? DO THEY??? And! Dan responds to Douchegate 2011. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter SANTORUM at checkout.

Apparently, there is someone more qualified to answer your filthy questions than Dan Savage. The identity of Dan's replacement may shock you… A man's buddy is accused of sexual assault by an acquaintance. The caller is dubious, but pretends to believe her. Should he confront her or lie in order to protect his friend? Is there a polite way to suggest that a lady shave her nether-regions? Remember: Think of the children. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast Also, would it kill you to Facebook-like Dan Savage? No it would not.

It's the fairy dust show! Can Dan Savage reach into his man-purse, pull out a handful of pink fairy dust, sprinkle it all over your sexual problems, and cure you of whatever ails you? No, he cannot. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at

This week the Lovecast is honored to welcome Dr. Anna Kaminski, medical director from Planned Parenthood. Hats off, everyone. Dan and Anna discuss the risks of herpes, chlamydia, pre-come, ass-licking and other deep medical topics. Anna quotes from scientific studies and Dan makes repulsive off-color jokes. What's not to like? Call us up: 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at Donate to Planned Parenthood:

The Savage Lovecast is delighted to welcome Mistress Matisse, Seattle's charming and terrifying dominatrix. Can sadists get it on with other sadists? Is domming a viable career choice? Can the master-slave relationship work when it's time to do the dishes? All of this and more await you, worm. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter SANTORUM at checkout.

After a young queer woman came out to her high-school friends, one of them utterly rejected her and expressed retroactive squeamishness for all the hugs they ever shared. What a creep. A woman's gay friend with internalized homophobia disparages other gays and comes on to women when he's drunk. What a jerk. A young lesbian's cousin sends her links to anti-gay reparative-therapy sites. Asshole! Each one faces Dan's wrath. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Comment on this episode at Tim's incredible music lives on at

A son is more than a little jealous that his dad has multiple orgasms, and prays that perhaps it's genetic? Research scientist and hymen expert Debby Herbenick confirms that *spoiler alert* the hymen does indeed exist. You think you got it bad? At least YOU have a rectum… And more. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

A woman who enjoys vanilla sex feels discriminated against by her kinky, poly posse. A man recently home from Iraq doesn't know how to speak gently to the ladies anymore. And hear the tale of Mike's friend's wife's nipples and the trouble they're bringing to his relationship. Naughty nipples! 206-201-2720 Sex at Dawn is now out in paperback. Read the book that Dan Savage wants to marry. Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Hey, Lovecast listeners! Take this —it will help us out. Comment on this episode at .

Gentle listeners of the podcast, it pains us to have to remind you to TEND TO YOUR UNICORN. In other words, if you have secured a lovely lady who is willing to be the third in your three-way, you are obligated to do her the courtesy of providing her with an ORGASM. Jesus Christ, people. In other matters concerning etiquette, it is now officially BAD FORM to open your relationship to include your brother. A young curmudgeonly lass has a long list of deal breakers. No drinking, no drugs, and no porn. Is she destined to be a spinster for all of her days? And for the record, none of the TSARY are straight edge… we don't think. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

What is the proper etiquette when you are offered $20 on the street to perform a sex act? A female sex worker in a new relationship wants to leave the life. Her boyfriend wants her to leave the life. But the money is so damn good! Can she ask him to support her while she gets her new life together? Can slapping a girl who didn't want to be slapped be reasonably construed as a "dick move"? We thought so, too. 206-201-2720 Oh! And we almost forgot! Hear Rachel's response to last week's marriage proposal… This episode is brought to you by FyreTV: the ultimate adult video experience. Sign up for FREE at Comment on this episode at Get yourself a copy of the Savage Love App (SLAP) for iPhone or Android while the gettin's good. Get yourself a copy of the Savage Love App (SLAP) for iPhone or Android while the gettin's good.

The open-minded father of a 14-year-old lesbian wonders if he should allow her to have sleepovers with her girlfriend.Dan's position on the Mormon poly lifestyle… revealed!Is it intolerable to dump your boyfriend right when he's about to go into surgery?And more ethical dilemmas.206-201-2720Comment on what you heard here at And be sure to get yourself a copy of the Savage Love App for iTunes and Android.

A meddling, deluded mother changes the relationship status on her gay son’s Facebook page to say he’s interested in women. How can this patient son help his mother through her tantrum phase? A young woman’s 19-year-old cousin is planning on meeting a 42-year-old man she met online. He claims to be in an open relationship. What could go wrong? A woman and her Method-actor boyfriend planned a night where they acted out their rape fantasy. Let’s hear how it went, shall we? Call us up and ramble on: 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by FyreTV—the ultimate adult video experience. Sign up for FREE at . Today’s episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter “Savage” at checkout. Comment on this episode at

A bi man and his lady enjoyed glorious bi-friendly sex until they had a baby. Then she demanded an immediate end to his bisexuality for fear he isn't a good enough role model for their son. Doesn't that suck? A lesbian and her lady made a commitment to lose weight together. Our heroine has succeeded where her partner hasn't even tried. Does the caller have the right to demand that her partner lose a few pounds? Dan speaks with David Jay, founder of Asexuality.org about what asexuality is and means to be a part of the asexual community. And a lot more. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.

Dan Savage? What is the connection between homosexuals and unicorns? Can a gay man make out with a straight girl? Can he do that?? A woman complains that her boyfriend lays out a mighty sexy scene when he's texting her, but when it's time to actually do anything, he can't deliver. Is this a case of Madonna/whore syndrome? And so much more. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at This episode is brought to you by FyreTV- the ultimate adult video experience. Sign up for FREE at www.FyreTV.com Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

Seriously now. What's the most environmentally friendly way to dispose of your jiz? When encountering a man masturbating under cover of bushes in a public park, is it your responsibility to report him to the authorities? A woman is having mind blowing sex with a chronic liar. Should she just nod and smile and take the sex, or run as fast as she can in the other direction? What would you do? 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by www.PinkVisual.com. They innovate, you masturbate. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

More rantings about a man named Weiner. Are garter belts inherently sexist, and is there a male equivalent? Dan interviews Ogi Ogas, co-author of "A Billion Wicked Thoughts" in which two computational neuroscientists embark on the largest study of sexuality since Kinsey. And more. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. This episode is brought to you by FyreTV- the ultimate adult video experience. Sign up for FREE at www.FyreTV.com To comment on what you're heard on the show, go to www.thestranger.com/lovecast.

Is it wrong to contact the subsequent lovers of your lying, cheating, abusive ex and compare notes? What if one of the notes is that you have herpes? A closeted lesbian is worried that if she comes out it will impact her parents- pillars in their conservative community. A jealous lover makes his boyfriend write essays about his previous relationships. Dan has five special letters for this caller. Now class. Your assignment is to call: 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Today's episode is brought to you by Netflix. For a free 30-day trial, go to .

How do you ask your lady if her boobs are the work of god or man? A woman engaged to be married wants to help a gay couple she knows by being a surrogate mother. Her fiancé isn't having it. Who should prevail? Poppers! Deep fried snack or sex enhancing drug- they're both nasty. Call us. Tell us everything. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Today's episode is brought to you by Netflix. For a free 30-day trial, go to . Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

Today we are joined by the venerable athiest, science-lovin', feminist blogger Jen McCreight who has a thing or two to say about skepticism. She takes Dan to task for his lack of critical thinking while interviewing a recent guest about female ejaculation. So, the calls today are all viewed through the cold, hard prism of science. This all BEFORE the rapture proved to be a non-event. That took courage. Call us up: 206-201-2720 Check out Jen's magnificent blog: at www.blaghag.com. Today's episode is brought to you by Netflix. For a free 30-day trial, go to . Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

This week we are joined by the good doctor Vy Chu- a specialist in gay men's health. So there's a lot of talk about butts. And balls. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Today's episode is brought to you by Netflix. For a free 30-day trial, go to www.. You can and should comment on this show over at

What does a neglectful drunk have to do to win his wife back? A man with a doll fetish wonders if his turn-on for the "little girl" look automatically makes him a pedophile. An attractive man with a homely girlfriend wonders if he's missing out by leaving all the world's hotties on the table. And more. 206-201-2720 Hello Randy Marquardt from West Bend K-12! Email ole Randy at [email protected] Or give him a friendly jingle at 262-306-2601 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Today's episode is brought to you by Netflix. For a free 30-day trial, go to . You can and should comment on this show over at

Too much information? A woman confides in a friend that she is having an affair. Now the friend feels on the hook with this unwanted knowledge. Should she tell or clam up? A man and his girlfriend have agreed to embark on an open relationship. But it's open only for him. She's not allowed to go outside the relationship. Is this okay? Heike Rodriguez, an educator who teaches women how to achieve female ejaculation, talks with Dan in the studio and makes him squirm in about a dozen ways. Two words: vulva puppet. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Today's episode is brought to you by Netflix. For a free 30-day trial, go to Comment on this episode at

What happens when you're turned on by rape fantasies and then you actually get raped? Time to find a new fantasy. Marijuana! Is it Viagra for women? A transvestite in Kansas: A college crossdresser finds it hard to meet women who will accept him for who he is. We accept you. Call us at 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Netflix. For a free 30-day trial, go to . Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. You can and should comment on this show over at

A woman is having an affair with a man who is probably gay. Should she help him to cross the line into homo-land, or butt out and find somebody who digs chicks? A man is dating a gal who is perfect in every way except for one little problem. She is bat-shit, loony tunes crazy. Is the sex worth it? A queer woman has a girlfriend who's a real snoozer in the sack. She calls her hot gender-queer pals whenever she wants sex, fucks them and then comes home to her girlfriend to read in bed and fall asleep. Will it last? Is it right? And more. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Today's episode is brought to you by Netflix. For a free 30-day trial, go to netflix.com/savage.

OMG! Don't you hate it when you go to a gay bar, make out with TWO gay men (even though you are a woman), and then totally don't remember it because you were, like, too drunk? How do you tell your on-again, off-again lover that you are suddenly into kink? This includes a bonus anti-choking sermon from Father Dan Savage. Don't do it. A lost lesbian bemoans the fact that she is a butch dyke attracted to other butch dykes. Can she meet anyone like her? Maybe if she moved out of Tulsa, Oklahoma… And more. 206-201-2720 You can and should comment on this show over at

It's the one-minute wonder show! All calls less than one minute long! All answers less than one minute long! Why me talking like Hulk? Topics covered: Friends with overgrown bushes, herpes dating sites, more come, less come, loud neighbors, master-slave role-play, icing on boobs and so much more. Call us quickly!! 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast.

When he first met his future wife in college, she was a sex machine. Now their sex life is vanilla and boring. Is it all over for him? Has he missed out? Dan speaks with a staff member for the ACLU, doing the work and opening up a can of whup-ass on bigots and homophobes. A woman begs Dan to decode her dark fantasies. And decode them he does. And more. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Check out the ACLU's latest project to prevent schools from blocking gay/lesbian websites: http://action.aclu.org/dontfilterme

How to engineer the perfect fuck-buddy. She has him somewhat trained. But he won't buy his own condoms, and he won't switch and let her sub for a while. Can she perfect him? A woman and her husband have agreed to open up their marriage. But what will their friends and neighbors think when the gossip starts to fly? A man and a woman are coworkers. They share a small lab space together and work long hours. She is in love with him. He isn't in love with her. That's one bad petri dish. And more. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

We start the show off with a little wedding drama. The best man turns out to be a skirt-chasing cad. Should the bride & groom boot him out of the wedding or plug their noses and let him stand up? A married man isn't getting any at home. Can we blame him if he accepts the occasional blow job from a gay man? An American woman living in the Middle-East is dating a Pakistani man. He's a lousy, selfish lover, and deeply religious. Any ideas what she should do with him? Any ideas at all? 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at . Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

At the age of 22, a married woman is sick of sex with her husband and wants to branch out. Can Dan save her marriage? How can you avoid the typical pitfalls of a friends-with-benefits relationship? After a sadistic lover violated her safe word, a kinky woman is feeling gun-shy about kinky sex. So is her husband. And more. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.

Mike Huckabee? You're not going to like this show one bit. When friends are dickheads: two tales of nasty pals. One who insults his girlfriend and treats her poorly. Another who writes about his girlfriend on a sex blog against her wishes. Eeesh. She's young. She's kinky. She has a high sex drive. And… she likes to wear diapers and drink from a sippy cup. How can this lass find true love? And a lot more. Tell us your tale, won't you? 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at Comment on this episode at Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

A gay man who used to be bullied in high school testifies that when you get older, not only does it get better…it gets interesting. Three tales of porn: A man's long distance girlfriend forbids him from watching porn. A porn-friendly lady wants more porn, porn made for ladies. And, a man's boyfriend fucks him like it's a porno movie- no foreplay, no nothing. And that sucks! By the way, we hope you enjoyed Lady Porn Day. Call us up! 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.

A crazy bitch who goes out dancing on a second date with a guy she really likes ends up making out with a completely different guy on the dance floor, and then she worries about being perceived as a "crazy bitch." "I want to do anal right," proclaims a man preparing to pleasure his girlfriend. To help field this one, Dan enlists the help of Tristan Taormino, author of "The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women." A man wonders aloud if he has any recourse when his white flannel sheets get stained with menstrual blood. And more. There's always, always more. Give us more: 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at

It's the long-awaited episode with Mistress Matisse! Meet one of the few people who can make Dan Savage squirm. Topics covered: a sub who scares her dom's dick; "skin play"; unsexy, unwilling hostage situations; and a lot more. Faggot + dominatrix = delightful rapport. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter "Pony" at checkout. Mistress commands you to visit her website:

Come hear the tale of the lying bisexual who chickened out and denied her bisexuality to a friend. Now she's paying the price. An ex-Mormon teen wants to have some casual hook-ups. But it turns out that you can take the girl out of Utah, but you can't take the Utah out of the girl. The sugar-daddy decision: One caller is considering finding a sugar daddy to help pay the bills. Another caller has a chilling cautionary tale about being a sugar baby. Is it worth it? Be careful ladies... 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at

This week, Dan brings on Amy Lang—sex educator, author, and a generally hilarious and charming guest. All of today's calls concern how parents deal with sexuality and how to talk to your kids about sex. Call us at 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Learn about Amy Lang at Amy will also be answering your questions over at

A woman who broke up with her boyfriend after one year suffers from ADG (advanced dumper's guilt.) How can she get over it? In what sounds like an after-school special, a high-school couple really want to get it on. But the boy's violin teacher is poisoning the relationship! The drama! Violins! A queer woman wonders if she can maintain her friendship with a conservative Christian woman who thinks she's going to hell. How can you be friends with a woman like that? Can you? 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at