Savage Lovecast

Two tales of texting exes: Is obsessive texting a modern way of cheating? Her friend is in a miserable, sexless marriage. Is it wrong to advise her to cheat in order to save the relationship? A betrothed couple have been saving themselves for marriage for religious reasons. But what if they're a lousy match sexually? Would that make God happy? Well would it? Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.

A man in his 20s is dating an 18-year-old woman. He's trying to be a good and responsible lover but still wonders if he's being a creep. A man and his mother watching TV together argue about whether rape fantasies are icky or not. She's into being humiliated. He's into humiliating her. Still, she wonders: "Why is he doing this to me?" And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

First, a semantics discussion. Does the word "fetish" have to be so very dirty? A man in his 20s wonders if he can calm his brain down and curb his desire to bang every woman he sees. A woman complains that her lover won't go down on her, yells at her, and then whines that he doesn't want her to break up with him. When is the right time for a bisexual come out to his lovers? And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.

Poly pain: It's so sad when one person wants to open the relationship and the other doesn't. You know what else is sad? When your boyfriend tells you he's asexual. A woman with strong pro-–gay rights views discovers to her horror that her fiancé is against gay marriage. And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

A woman wonders if she lacks a clitoris. Dan speaks with a guest human-sexuality expert to get the answer. A 19-year-old REALLY doesn't want to get his anorexic girlfriend pregnant. Would you? A fit and confident 17-year-old gay boy on the swim team struggles with his crush on a macho dickhead. And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.

A potentially kinky female college nerd is having a hard time finding others of her ilk. A gay man wants to come out to his longtime conservative religious buddy. Does this spell the end of their friendship? She likes lesbian porn. She lies to her boyfriend about liking lesbian porn. What will happen when she comes clean? Hear the yapping of dog-lovers offended by Dan's anti-dog sentiments. Bad Dan Savage. No more cookies. And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

Obama has yanked funding for abstinence-only education. But the damage is done. Just how dumb is our children? Boy likes girl. Girl likes boy. But boy has decided to adhere to an obscure Jewish tenet that disallows any contact between boys and girls. What's a nice sane Jewish girl to do? She likes to be on top, but she feels like he finds it terribly, terribly dull. Should she demand that he perk up? Here's a man who only gets off if he imagines that he's impregnating his lady. And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064. We're all sending good wishes your way, Tim. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.

A caller, speaking for all the unrealizable fetishists of the world, reassures Dan that he needn't worry so much. Dog custody: the problem with visiting her dog is that she has to see that other bitch. Listen to a man fight for self-control as he describes his jealousy problem. A conversation with Tristan Taormino, author of "Opening Up" on the do's and don'ts of open relationships. And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

OMG! After we stayed at my aunt and uncle's place, they totally found a used condom and some lube! But it wasn't ours! Should a gay man come out to his extended family at an upcoming wedding? Ladies: Dan Savage, noted homosexual, tells you where your G-spot is. A woman's coworker identifies as male. But all her other coworkers call him "her." Should she stand up to the receptionist and the rest of the gang? How can a kind, gay-friendly relative reassure her closeted cousin that being gay is A-okay? And more. Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.

Centaur fetishists are coming out of the woodwork! Has anybody heard of the "A-Spot," or is Cosmopolitan magazine fucking with our heads? Are kid-shaped robots for pedophiles in our future? Virginity: Ladies find it hot, too, you know. And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

A gal threw up a little orange soda while going down on her fella. Disaster or no biggie? On the raging controversy of penis versus vagina, DAN GETS SCHOOLED. By a sex professor, no less. On the problem of romance for sex workers: One caller is a go-go boy who finds his lovers freak the fuck out when they learn his profession. And a former male escort wonders when and how to tell his partners about his past. And more. Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.

A 25-year-old virgin man never enjoyed sexual activity until he fixed the medical problem with his dick. Now how can he explain his late virginity? A confused masochistic lesbian needs to learn how to back away from the BDSM roles with her twisted top lover when they're out of the sack. A transgender teenager is under severe lockdown from her protective parents. Should she fly the coop? While house-sitting for a friend, a woman "discovers" some sex toys. Should she broach the subject with her kinky friend? And more. Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

Men who love pegging, and the ladies willing to oblige them. Two sordid tales. Women are supposed to have their sexual peak in their 30s. Here's a woman who thinks she peaked at 16. In an earlier call, a teenager confessed his desire to knock his girlfriend up. Did he? And more. Call us at 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

A formerly obese gay teen worries about his stretch marks. A man can't come, not even when drunk. A woman worries that she will soon be an unwilling date-rape accomplice. And more. Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.

A doctor who is against vasectomies? WTF??!! An ugly man implores other ugly men to lower their expectations. More cock-hungry lesbians, and other delightfully offensive topics. Call us and SCREAM! 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

Here's a brainteaser: If a man is into sounding, could he possibly stretch his urethra out so much that he can have the equivalent of a pussy fart, only from his dick? Facial remorse: A 23-year-man wonders if giving a facial to a "slutty" 16-year-old is a good idea. A kinky man wonders how he can convince his vanilla wife to employ prostate massage on him--or should he do it with his gay coworker instead? And more! Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

A sexually adventurous lass must lure her lover out of their boring old bed. A twisted teen dreams of impregnating his girlfriend. To answer a trans question, Dan elicits the help of Buck Angel, "The man with a pussy." So much snooping! A woman snoops in her daughter's journal only to discover that the daughter was snooping in her journal! If you are an offended member of the gay retard community, please call: 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

A man and his lady just broke through the condom. She took Plan B, but how likely is it that she is now pregnant? A libido-lacking lass would prefer chocolate ice cream to sex. How can she fix herself? Is nude housecleaning a viable career choice? How do you tell your small child that daddy is gay? And more. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

Poor, poor caller. His dick is so big that his friends make fun of his "magnum" sized condoms. A married woman in an open relationship wonders if it's too much to ask for her husband to refrain from PASSING OUT DRUNK and sleeping over at his lover's house. Is it okay for a coach to sleep with one of his former athletes? Dan reads a letter from a VERY ANGRY lesbian. And more! 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

How do you gently tell your girlfriend that the other girl in a three-way gives better head? Dan speaks with Wayne Besen from Truth Wins Out about the absurd "ex-gay" movement. And more. 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

Her boyfriend got caught in a stinky lie. Are there more to come? Poor young kinky lady-… all the men she meets at sex clubs are dirty old men. The spark is gone, the sex isn't fun anymore —and they're not using birth control. Brilliant! A straight woman in the Bible Belt feels terribly, terribly guilty because she fucked her married friend. And more. 206-302-2064

His dick is shaped so crazy, he can't find a condom to fit the thing! What is the polite way to kick the third in your three-way out of your bed? Crazy in-laws: Will their problems plague the caller for the rest of her life? And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

One caller has got herself a crossdressing grandpa. Another caller has got himself a psycho girlfriend. Yet another caller has a boyfriend who's ashamed of sex. And a very lucky 4-month-old has a very cool dad. Whatchoo got? 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

Is impotence a silent epidemic afflicting our nation's menfolk? Why would anybody want to be friends with an ex? What on earth is that brown fluid? These and other questions you never knew you had are answered by America's Sweetheart: Dan Savage. Ask away: 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

A couple weeks ago, "Macho" asked the question on many chagrined straight men's minds: Why do so many fem lesbians prefer butch dykes over men? The lesbians called in by the dozens to answer this question. Their answers just might shock you. Shock us. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

Happy New Year to our perverted listeners. Be the first to call in 2009: 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

The birth of Christ doesn't stop us from dishing out a show chock-full of topics like toe-sucking, sexual loss of bowel control, and sticking metal rods up the penis. Happy holidays, perverts. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

A 70-year-old man finds himself addicted to the expensive charms of a "financial dominatrix." A woman's husband can't be bothered to use the vibrator that sends her over the moon. A kinky couple can't be bothered to take the time to do the BDSM that gets them both off. Hmmm. The gift of ho: The sister of a disabled man wonders how to go about buying him a sex worker for the holidays. Dan brings in guest expert Cory Silverberg, author of The Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability, to help her along. And a question for the lesbians of the world: Why don't you want to date a "real man" instead of a "fake man"? Let us know, ladies: 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

Drunken hookups—they're so wonderful when you're drunk. How can you keep up the casual sex sans alcohol? Mother, here's my wife... now meet our girlfriend. Please pass the turkey. A young man recalls a bad party one year ago, when his friend had sex with an unconscious woman. Was it rape? Can they still be friends? A foot fetishist isn't satisfied with just his girlfriend's feet. He needs more and more toes. Call us up! 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

On this week's Savage Lovecast: A man is jealous of his wife's wild past (things like having sex in the back of a police car). A woman discovers that her father is gay. Should she let him know she knows? Over Christmas? And: Is pee-hole fucking real? Is it safe? Is it fun? And more, more, more. Call us with your concise questions at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

Pubes removal. What's a girl who dislikes shaving, Nair, plucking, and waxing--and can’t afford laser--to do? Latex and latkes. A young man was attracted to his raincoat as a child; now he likes latex on ladies. As for the latkes, you'll have to listen to find out how this relates. A very GGG lady knows her boyfriend wants to pee in her mouth. She's willing to oblige, but he only asks when he's drunk. And, the homo Miss Manners edifies our listeners on the proper etiquette for what to do if one vomits after performing oral sex. And more. Call us up! 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

Jesus had two daddies.… Get ready for a very ranty, very political, very gay-marriage-obsessed show. Need a pep talk? Listen in. Also: smelly dick piercings, orgasmus interruptus, and spunk overload. You can add to this sweltering brew. 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

A woman's Brazilian boyfriend tells her that if she got fat it would be a deal breaker. Should his deal breaker be a deal breaker for her? A father frets that the rainbow "keep on truckin'" bear his wife bought for their daughter might be rife with gay meaning. How do you talk to your 13-year-old son about the porn he's beginning to surf? And, for the record, the college student dating a 17-year-old is "not creepy." And more! Call us up with your question: 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

A very hot personal trainer can't understand why he keeps getting objectified. His girlfriend says she doesn't like getting licked off. What up? A Texan man gushes like an oil field when he comes. How can he reduce his volume? Last night his girlfriend went off with another man at a party. Is it wise to blame the booze? And more! 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by LivePerson.com. Get advice from the world of experts.

Cantaloupes: orb of pleasure or deadly danger? A 21-year-old college student is dating a 17-year-old. But she is SO IMMATURE. A GGG gal is dating a virgin man who dreams of getting shrunk and squished like a bug. And so much more. Call 206-302-2064 with your question. And vote for Obama, K? This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

What's a good, giving, and game gal to do when her anal-loving hubby's dick is too thick? A formerly single lady now finds herself feeling clingy and wracked with abandonment issues. A bisexual man just came out to his boyfriend and faces a world of trouble. A woman dating an engaged, bisexual, cross-dressing father needs a little sorting out. A 17-year-old wonders (among other mind-boggling things) if she can get pregnant during her period. And more. Always, there's more. Are you a couple that decided to have children? Give us a call and let us know what the kid has done to your relationship. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

A serial monogamist wonders if he's addicted to girls. A young lady's mother HATES her boyfriend. But she's paying the BILLS! Is it a bad sign when you and your fiancé are already in couples counseling? If you have nothing but dumb friends, can your dumb friends say the same about you? A charming bisexual man can't stop his many boyfriends from falling in love with him. What's a charming bisexual to do? And more! 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

In the weepiest call ever, a woman breaks up with her boyfriend rather than let him leave his children for her. But he also sounds like a creep. What is the ethically correct thing to do when your friend with benefits falls in love with you? When a man refers to his friends as "buddies," does that make him gay? A lesbian is impatiently waiting for her gay brother to take the leap she took long ago--come out to the parents already. And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com

A whole lot of S&M in this one, folks. We've got a piss rapist, a reluctant rape fetishist, a bottom learning how to become a top (by popping balloons?), and some discussion of legal issues with S&M. Also, an update from the woman whose boyfriend proposed to her on the podcast--did she accept? Listen up and find out. 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

Dan welcomes back his old Savage Love Live radio-show cohost and college sweetheart Mary Martone for a very special guest appearance. Topics covered: lesbian porn, vibrator dependence, country crotches, friendship drama, and lesbians "of size." 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com

In this very special 100th episode, America's favorite homo Dan Savage attempts to save the marriages of six straight couples. 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

A horndog keeps dating ladies who don't want to have sex. Now he's bugging out. A nonorgasmic woman is making a lot of noise during sex, but she's not closing the deal. How can she talk about it with her boyfriend? A gay man with a cute voice freaks out and clams up when faced with smart hotties. Dan urges a young woman dating a self-absorbed creep to fuck some sense into him. And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com

A boyfriend who wants to be kicked in the balls, an exhibitionist neighbor, a stalker, and a cheating uncle all await you on Dan Savage's beloved call-in sex advice podcast. Won't you join in? 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com

Dan Savage and professional dominatrix Mistress Matisse yap about kink, S&M, dungeon life, and Catholic priests. Check out the Mistress at MistressMatisse.com.

Two tales of parental meddling: A woman is in a happily open relationship with her boyfriend. But her parents don't know they're both free to see other people. What happens when her dad catches the boyfriend courting another lady? Another woman is in a blissful relationship with a man 20 years her senior. But her parents who are bankrolling her education have a "no-boyfriends-over-30" rule. Should she lie to them and keep riding the gravy train, or tell the truth and pick up a couple extra jobs? A man knows he should go down on his girlfriend, but he has a tongue-crippling mental block. A camp counselor learns that one of her campers is pregnant. Should she tell the girl's parents? In one of the saddest calls ever, a married man with a 10-year-old son faces divorce. And finally, hear the tale of the blowjob that saved a man's life. And more! 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

It's the medical episode! Somehow Dan conned his long-suffering medical expert from the University of Washington to answer your questions. Questions such as "Can I freeze my nipple off?" Some choice quotes: "Drinking menstrual blood is kind of yucky, Dan." "Antidepressants definitely can affect your 'orgasmia.'" Have YOU ever used the word "orgasmia?" You should… Call us up. 206-201-2720

The nuclear option: A man is threatening to tell his girlfriend's controlling family all about their sex life if they won't stop meddling. But who's controlling whom? "I can't talk to his penis." A submissive has been commanded to speak worshipfully to her master's dick. But the thought just makes her giggle. A gay man's daddy is a big ol' Christian who thinks the gays are all going to hell. How does one deal with a father like this? Closet cases in love: A young man's beloved is deep in the closet. It makes for a less than blissful relationship. A man entering a long-distance relationship begs Dan to call his girlfriend and command her to give him dirty pictures of herself. And call her, Dan does. You should call us. 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

Jiminy Crickets! A man's unconventional masturbation style has his girlfriend rather concerned. Will it result in the dreaded Death Grip Syndrome? An adopted teen wonders what's up with all the fat lesbians. Two POVs on shaving. One man's hair hang-up is another man's treasure. Pocket Pussies: Disturbing? Disgusting? Or just another sex-toy fact of life? Friend Zone: A kind, sympathetic man keeps finding himself in frustratingly platonic relationships with gorgeous women. What's it going to take to get a piece? Birthday Girl: A married woman wants to bring in another lady for her husband's birthday. Dan talks her through the rules and etiquette of properly executed three-ways. Listen up, and learn something. 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

We open the show with a couple of cute fellas who just can't seem to meet people, despite their scorching hot looks and charming personalities. Does scat reduce (or increase) life expectancy? She's digging him. He's digging her. But she wants kids and he hates kids. What does their future hold? Cuckoo for cuckolding: Enter the mind of a man with very complicated sexual desires. When does porn become a problem? When a woman's boyfriend prefers porn to having sex with her, she feels compelled to enlist the help of America's sweetheart, Dan Savage. And more, more, more. Call us at 206-302-2064

This week on the Savage Lovecast, must a man follow his girlfriend to a shitty city so she can go to grad school? A gay man wants to get double penetrated. He is also a barebacking enthusiast. Any health issues on the horizon? Proof of the existence of karma: A woman who used to poke fun at people with STDs is now anxiously dating a man with herpes. A gay, black teenager living in the South is accused of being "arrogant" (read "uppity"). Dan offers sweet words of encouragement for when he gets the fuck out of the South. And more, ya'll. 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage