Savage Lovecast

Pubes removal. What's a girl who dislikes shaving, Nair, plucking, and waxing--and can’t afford laser--to do? Latex and latkes. A young man was attracted to his raincoat as a child; now he likes latex on ladies. As for the latkes, you'll have to listen to find out how this relates. A very GGG lady knows her boyfriend wants to pee in her mouth. She's willing to oblige, but he only asks when he's drunk. And, the homo Miss Manners edifies our listeners on the proper etiquette for what to do if one vomits after performing oral sex. And more. Call us up! 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

Jesus had two daddies.… Get ready for a very ranty, very political, very gay-marriage-obsessed show. Need a pep talk? Listen in. Also: smelly dick piercings, orgasmus interruptus, and spunk overload. You can add to this sweltering brew. 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

A woman's Brazilian boyfriend tells her that if she got fat it would be a deal breaker. Should his deal breaker be a deal breaker for her? A father frets that the rainbow "keep on truckin'" bear his wife bought for their daughter might be rife with gay meaning. How do you talk to your 13-year-old son about the porn he's beginning to surf? And, for the record, the college student dating a 17-year-old is "not creepy." And more! Call us up with your question: 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

A very hot personal trainer can't understand why he keeps getting objectified. His girlfriend says she doesn't like getting licked off. What up? A Texan man gushes like an oil field when he comes. How can he reduce his volume? Last night his girlfriend went off with another man at a party. Is it wise to blame the booze? And more! 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by LivePerson.com. Get advice from the world of experts.

Cantaloupes: orb of pleasure or deadly danger? A 21-year-old college student is dating a 17-year-old. But she is SO IMMATURE. A GGG gal is dating a virgin man who dreams of getting shrunk and squished like a bug. And so much more. Call 206-302-2064 with your question. And vote for Obama, K? This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

What's a good, giving, and game gal to do when her anal-loving hubby's dick is too thick? A formerly single lady now finds herself feeling clingy and wracked with abandonment issues. A bisexual man just came out to his boyfriend and faces a world of trouble. A woman dating an engaged, bisexual, cross-dressing father needs a little sorting out. A 17-year-old wonders (among other mind-boggling things) if she can get pregnant during her period. And more. Always, there's more. Are you a couple that decided to have children? Give us a call and let us know what the kid has done to your relationship. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

A serial monogamist wonders if he's addicted to girls. A young lady's mother HATES her boyfriend. But she's paying the BILLS! Is it a bad sign when you and your fiancé are already in couples counseling? If you have nothing but dumb friends, can your dumb friends say the same about you? A charming bisexual man can't stop his many boyfriends from falling in love with him. What's a charming bisexual to do? And more! 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

In the weepiest call ever, a woman breaks up with her boyfriend rather than let him leave his children for her. But he also sounds like a creep. What is the ethically correct thing to do when your friend with benefits falls in love with you? When a man refers to his friends as "buddies," does that make him gay? A lesbian is impatiently waiting for her gay brother to take the leap she took long ago--come out to the parents already. And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com

A whole lot of S&M in this one, folks. We've got a piss rapist, a reluctant rape fetishist, a bottom learning how to become a top (by popping balloons?), and some discussion of legal issues with S&M. Also, an update from the woman whose boyfriend proposed to her on the podcast--did she accept? Listen up and find out. 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

Dan welcomes back his old Savage Love Live radio-show cohost and college sweetheart Mary Martone for a very special guest appearance. Topics covered: lesbian porn, vibrator dependence, country crotches, friendship drama, and lesbians "of size." 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com

In this very special 100th episode, America's favorite homo Dan Savage attempts to save the marriages of six straight couples. 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

A horndog keeps dating ladies who don't want to have sex. Now he's bugging out. A nonorgasmic woman is making a lot of noise during sex, but she's not closing the deal. How can she talk about it with her boyfriend? A gay man with a cute voice freaks out and clams up when faced with smart hotties. Dan urges a young woman dating a self-absorbed creep to fuck some sense into him. And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com

A boyfriend who wants to be kicked in the balls, an exhibitionist neighbor, a stalker, and a cheating uncle all await you on Dan Savage's beloved call-in sex advice podcast. Won't you join in? 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com

Dan Savage and professional dominatrix Mistress Matisse yap about kink, S&M, dungeon life, and Catholic priests. Check out the Mistress at MistressMatisse.com.

Two tales of parental meddling: A woman is in a happily open relationship with her boyfriend. But her parents don't know they're both free to see other people. What happens when her dad catches the boyfriend courting another lady? Another woman is in a blissful relationship with a man 20 years her senior. But her parents who are bankrolling her education have a "no-boyfriends-over-30" rule. Should she lie to them and keep riding the gravy train, or tell the truth and pick up a couple extra jobs? A man knows he should go down on his girlfriend, but he has a tongue-crippling mental block. A camp counselor learns that one of her campers is pregnant. Should she tell the girl's parents? In one of the saddest calls ever, a married man with a 10-year-old son faces divorce. And finally, hear the tale of the blowjob that saved a man's life. And more! 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

It's the medical episode! Somehow Dan conned his long-suffering medical expert from the University of Washington to answer your questions. Questions such as "Can I freeze my nipple off?" Some choice quotes: "Drinking menstrual blood is kind of yucky, Dan." "Antidepressants definitely can affect your 'orgasmia.'" Have YOU ever used the word "orgasmia?" You should… Call us up. 206-201-2720

The nuclear option: A man is threatening to tell his girlfriend's controlling family all about their sex life if they won't stop meddling. But who's controlling whom? "I can't talk to his penis." A submissive has been commanded to speak worshipfully to her master's dick. But the thought just makes her giggle. A gay man's daddy is a big ol' Christian who thinks the gays are all going to hell. How does one deal with a father like this? Closet cases in love: A young man's beloved is deep in the closet. It makes for a less than blissful relationship. A man entering a long-distance relationship begs Dan to call his girlfriend and command her to give him dirty pictures of herself. And call her, Dan does. You should call us. 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

Jiminy Crickets! A man's unconventional masturbation style has his girlfriend rather concerned. Will it result in the dreaded Death Grip Syndrome? An adopted teen wonders what's up with all the fat lesbians. Two POVs on shaving. One man's hair hang-up is another man's treasure. Pocket Pussies: Disturbing? Disgusting? Or just another sex-toy fact of life? Friend Zone: A kind, sympathetic man keeps finding himself in frustratingly platonic relationships with gorgeous women. What's it going to take to get a piece? Birthday Girl: A married woman wants to bring in another lady for her husband's birthday. Dan talks her through the rules and etiquette of properly executed three-ways. Listen up, and learn something. 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

We open the show with a couple of cute fellas who just can't seem to meet people, despite their scorching hot looks and charming personalities. Does scat reduce (or increase) life expectancy? She's digging him. He's digging her. But she wants kids and he hates kids. What does their future hold? Cuckoo for cuckolding: Enter the mind of a man with very complicated sexual desires. When does porn become a problem? When a woman's boyfriend prefers porn to having sex with her, she feels compelled to enlist the help of America's sweetheart, Dan Savage. And more, more, more. Call us at 206-302-2064

This week on the Savage Lovecast, must a man follow his girlfriend to a shitty city so she can go to grad school? A gay man wants to get double penetrated. He is also a barebacking enthusiast. Any health issues on the horizon? Proof of the existence of karma: A woman who used to poke fun at people with STDs is now anxiously dating a man with herpes. A gay, black teenager living in the South is accused of being "arrogant" (read "uppity"). Dan offers sweet words of encouragement for when he gets the fuck out of the South. And more, ya'll. 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

This week on the Savage Lovecast, Dan always tells couples to wait until they're older to get married. But what if they want to have children? That bio clock keeps on ticking. … A lesbian and her girlfriend know they must part in a year when she will go off to another town. How can they bear their final year together, knowing it will end? A straight lass is mortified by her dark fantasies. Dan talks her down. A male escort in San Francisco tries to defend barebacking without disclosing his HIV status. Dan disapproves. An HIV-negative man is in a new relationship with a pos (and very hot) guy. He's scared shitless. Dan talks him down. And more! Would you like to be talked down by Dan Savage? Hyperventilate here: 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com

Down there hair: Must we remove it? Bad date: After a woman endures a super-creepy date, the fellow is still trying to contact her and pries her friends for info about her. How can she get rid of him? Is there something she should have done differently to give him the message? Unhappy endings? A gay man in a relationship of 12 years has been caught getting massages with "happy endings." Does this spell the end of their relationship? Polygamist sister: The caller's sis is involved in a potentially abusive polygamist relationship. What can the caller do to help? Lapsed Catholics: Are they damaged goods or a scorching-hot lay waiting to happen? All this, and even more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com

The 34-year-old Dan Savage tackles the following questions: If you're into older guys, will you always be into older guys? Like even when you're old? And is there anything wrong with that? What's so very wrong with young people getting married, anyway? How can a lesbian swirling in lesbian psychodrama develop a bionic bullshit detector? And more. This episode is brought to you by pineapples--believed to make a lady's vaginal secretions taste better. This episode was also brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage. Call us up! 206-302-2064

Blood and Sugar: Today's episode spans many topics, including ladies who get compensated for their sweet time. One caller is falling in love with her sugar daddy. Another caller has a fuck buddy who has suggested that he pay her for her services; how much should she charge? A fit gay man has fantasies of being fed into obesity. A man wonders if he and his buddies should pay a prostitute to pretend to pick up their socially awkward virgin friend out of pure desire. And a clever retaliation for the woman whose husband leaves his spunk all over the house. Not for the faint of heart. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com

How can a 21-year-old straight college student meet girls who will indulge his desire to be forced to clean their houses? After a rancorous break-up, she wants the sex tape that they made together returned to her. Who should own this precious memory? A recently dumped gay man wants to know how to make one last "grand romantic gesture" to try to save the relationship. A sadly sexless teen wants to lose her virginity to her dearly beloved boyfriend. But he wants to wait until marriage. He is also her "best friend." Is he gay? A married woman with two small children has discovered that her husband is having an affair. Should she allow it to go on or kick him to the curb? And more. 206-302-2064 This podcast is brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audiobook of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.

Lesbian Poly Drama: She stole her best friend's wife. How can she get rid of all that pesky guilt? Cheaters: One man in a four-year relationship wants to cheat because the sex is dull. Another fella got busted cheating and wonders how to negotiate an open relationship next time. Ah, to be a young gay man: An 18-year-old homo was at a party, when his drunken, "straight-identified" friend all but threw himself at him. Will he remember what he said tomorrow? And another 18-year-old homo is getting very close with a 17-year-old homo. The 17-year-old's parents are fine with it, but what would The Law think? Dan counsels a man whose girlfriend has decided that after six months of hot monkey sex, Jesus wants them to abstain until they get married. And, the final call illustrates why you should NEVER listen to this show just before you go to bed. You've been warned... 206-302-2064

He thinks he's a 61-year-old sex machine; she just likes the money he pays her. Should she keep pretending to enjoy the oral sex her sugar daddy insists on giving her? • Clark Kent: Hear the charming but confusing tale of a couple who maintain both a real and online relationship with each other. • Two calls from people wondering about open relationships, one from a happily married man whose wife wants to branch out, and another from a woman who very much wants to be the OTHER woman. • A brother and sister are gay. Should they both come out at the same time? • And, Dan Savage gets support from the fatosphere. Do you have an itchy rash? An inexplicable lump? Does it hurt when you go like this? We're getting a doctor in the house, so ask your medical questions now. 206-302-2064.

Join Dan Savage and guest star Cory Silverberg in a very special sex-with-disabilities episode of the Savage Lovecast. Also, a follow-up call from the French major house of drama. And an awful lot more. Call 206-302-2064 to get on the show. This podcast is brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at www.audiblepodcast.com/savage.

A former call girl is dating a conservative man. Should she tell him about her history with "compensated dating?" If you are a straight man, what is the polite way to reject a gay man? A woman who has been faking orgasms with her boyfriend wonders if she should tell him the truth now that they're breaking up. Amateur online porn: Some pros and cons. He's a kinky motherfucker who enjoys the BDSM. She, as a rape survivor and feminist, not so much. Is their new relationship doomed? And more. 206-302-2064

My, what a fabulously GAY show we have for you this week. First, a woman notices that though normally heterosexual, she tends to go gay at certain times during her menstrual cycle. Spooky. A GGG gay man would like to indulge his lover's piss fetish, but wants to make sure it's safe first. A man who was sexually abused by his father as a child has made a new friend. The hitch? This friend appears on the sex-offender registry. A father is miffed because his 12-year-old son who just came out won't dish about boys with him. Bareback porn--any ethical problems here? A young man has gained 100 pounds. Hear Dan's reasonable diet/lifestyle regimen here. And more. Call 206-302-2064 even if you're straight.

In a house full of college intrigue, the caller's roommate has invited his French mistress to come visit. Should the roommate bother telling his American girlfriend ahead of time? A self-described self-destructive lesbian wonders how she can lure some emotionally healthy ladies into her life. A straight man was perusing porn when he discovered some creepy pics of his ex! Should he tell her about it or keep it to himself? Should a masochistic lass feel guilty about her troubling rape fantasies? A cure for wet dreams, and so much more. Call us up: 206-302-2064

Today's Savage Lovecast features a lot of fellas who need fixin'. Go Down, Young Man: A woman's boyfriend won't go there. Should she school him or tolerate his refusal to give head? Piece of Shit?: He cheated on his girlfriend by chatting up "ladies" on the internets. His girlfriend found out and dumped him. Is he a sex addict? Can he be fixed? Jailbird brother: Her brother is in jail again, for publicly masturbating. Can he be fixed? Cum Litterer: Her husband likes to jerk off all over the house and leave her little jizzy surprises. What would you do in her situation? I know what I'd do. I'd call 206-302-2064. This podcast is brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audiobook of your choice today at www.audiblepodcast.com/savage.

He's back! A married man is having an affair: Does this make him a shit? Another married man is so horny he's "going bananas!" A lesbian ruminates on sagging balls and a gay man is pissed when fag hags get in his way. This and so much more on Dan's triumphant return. Give us a call: 206-302-2064.

Dan is still taking some time off, so here's a rerun from last May. We'll be back with fresh episodes soon. Keep the calls coming: 206-302-2064.

Dan's off this week, so we dug up this goodie from last October. Perhaps you remember the morality tale of the lady who fucked her concierge? How about sex with a marijuana enthusiast? How can you get back into the pants of a recently traumatized sexual-assault victim? And the nasty, brutish behavior of a woman's ex-boyfriend turns her on. How can she get some more of that? Back next week with a fresh one. Call us at 206-302-2064.

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a female-to-male trans who'’s not sure how to use the men’s bathroom, a father discovers his 4- and 5-year-old children doing a little nighttime touching, a drug thief, a shitstorm drunk, and so much more. Call us at 206-302-2064.

It's a fag-hag bonanza! We were flooded with calls from fags, their hags, and tales from the heart of this twisted, tender relationship. Call 206-302-2064 with your sex and relationship advice questions about anything BUT fag hags, because we are SO done.

The perfect couple: A master snooper is paired up with a chronic cheater. What could be better? A straight man freshly out of a relationship has found a hottie who wants to get it on. But he always seems to find an excuse to get out of it. Is he listening to a chickenshit voice in his head, or is it a wise one? Blowjob receivers of the world! A caller exhorts you to treat your blowers with respect. Then there will be more blowjobs for everyone! Her partner of 13 years has discovered that he's asexual. Is this a problem? A 22-year-old virgin woman has the opportunity to lose her virginity in a three-way with a hot couple she knows. Is this the best way to launch her maiden voyage? And finally, a newly out gay man's parents are still feeling squeamish about his gayness. How much acceptance should he demand? How long is this going to take? Next week: A Fag Hag Extravaganza! Be you fag or hag, call 206-302-2064.

A straight woman with a high libido is stuck with a man who feels that there are better things to do than have sex. DTMFA? A gay man is stuck with a moocher who would rather surf porn than get a job. DTMFA? With the help of guest expert Soraya Galeas from Planned Parenthood, Dan answers some condom-failure, lesbian-STI, and hepatitis C questions. Finally, the kissing test. A gay man often ends up with partners who don't like kissing, and the relationship never lasts. Sigh. Call us at 206-302-2064.

Time limit: Her boyfriend says he loves her, but he's not "in love" with her. How long should she put up with this sort of nonsense? Bitch: If you think your buddy's new girlfriend is a bitch, should you tell him so? What's the etiquette here? Death by dildo: Hear the sordid tale of a man who impaled himself on a dildo. True or false? Intervention time?: Her friend is being pimped out and abused by her boyfriend. What is the caller's responsibility as a friend? And more. There's always more. 206-302-2064.

Sisterhood is powerful. And so are blowjobs. A caller explains to Dan and all female listeners that a blowjob bestows tremendous power on the blower over the blowed. Lutheran jailbait: A teenage, "very, very Lutheran" girl living with her parents wonders whether she should tell them about her attraction to older men? A crossdressing man wants to get together with other crossdressers and have a "girls' night out." How can he find others like him, and keep it platonic? Neglected fag hag: You've all heard the tale—. The caller's gay friend isn't hanging out with her anymore now that he's come out. Why are the gays so mean to their former best friends? And more. 206-302-2064.

A married man is aggressively hitting on a kinky bi lady; she thinks he's a jerk, but she wouldn't mind fucking his wife while he watches. •Confused straight people: One lady fantasizes about women, and only dates boys whom she can dress up like girls. Another fellow is "interested in fellatio." He finds the subject... fascinating. • A German man can't come unless it's all over his girlfriend's face. Truth or fiction? •A straight man has always had vanilla sex, but now he wants to indulge in some darker desires. Should he try it out with a hooker? And, a fabulous new theme song! 206-302-2064 (We still love you Tim.)

A gay man went camping to heal his broken heart. He ended up fucking the forest ranger. But it turns out Ranger Rick is already friends with the caller's ex. Who's got dibs? A bi lady and her partner share the same fetish. But they only do the kinky stuff once every six months. Why do lesbians have to process everything so much? Three responses to the gal who is dating a Jesus freak. Can a relationship survive on sex alone? Is it a bad thing when your husband insists that you are possessed by demons if you question the historical accuracy of Noah's Ark? One last question: If a lady gets into bed, and she's naked, is she sending sexual signals? Come hither: 206-302-2064.

The great porn debate: Does it harm women? Can it be produced ethically? • A man has been monitoring his 14-year-old’s online activity. Guess what! She’s having sex and drinking! Now what the hell should he do? • A man is in love with his sweetheart, but her friend is attempting to undermine the relationship. Who’s worse, the meddling friend or the easily swayed girlfriend? • A hooker with a heart of gold wants some advice on how to get the condoms on her clients without losing their lucrative erections. • A foster dad wants to help his gay daughter get over the idea that she's going to hell. And more. 206-302-2064.

An ex-punker and a Jesus-lovin' jock have earth-shattering sex, but that's about it. Can their relationship survive based on sex alone? Shit in the mouth: Safe? Sexy? A real, live grammar fetishist calls and reads off some of her favorite words. After hearing tales of violence as a result of the drug trade in Mexico, Dan is forced to defend marijuana use. But he feels terribly guilty about it. And more, more, more. 206-302-2064.

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a potpourri of problems only Dan can solve. A gay man just got dumped and he's a miserable wretch: How do you get better after a breakup? Me so horny, you so ugly: A young, newly single hottie is hornier than ever, but everyone she could get with seems ugly to her. Spare Tire: A man asks Dan if he's fat, though Dan will never set eyes on him. Trans Flip-Flop: First she was attracted to girls; then she became a he and now he's attracted to boys. The juicer: Listen in as a sleepy straight boy in his underwear tries to explain why he wouldn't go down on his overly wet ex-girlfriend. And a 50-year-old lesbian finds she has a hankering for... men! You just never know, you know. 206-302-2064.

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a couple of tearjerkers. A woman discovers her boyfriend's computer is riddled with homemade porn of his many ex-girlfriends. Another woman discovers her boyfriend of three years is gay, gay, gay. Yet another woman can only have great sex when she's blotto drunk. Sad, right? On the lighter side, some polyamorous relationships work out just fine, reports a happy poly lady. And a man wants to indulge his girlfriend's bad-grammar fetish without laughing and ruining the moment. That's right: bad-grammar fetish. Call 206-302-2064.

Happy New Year, perverts. On this week's episode, a medical fetishist's maiden voyage, an S&M player with small-town troubles, new lovers who feel terribly awkward that they were once friends. Plus, a caller profusely thanks Dan Savage for breaking up her marriage, a man is too scared of venereal disease to kiss his lady, and more. May 2008 be the year of great sex for you. But if it isn't, call: 206-302-2064.

It's a very special War on Christmas episode of the Savage Lovecast, full of enough foul-mouthed perversity to make the Baby Jesus weep. A kinky coed and her girlfriends live in dorm rooms with thin walls. How can they get nasty without being expelled? And a considerate houseguest wonders how he and his special lady can get it on when they're staying with friends in New York City. More polyamory problems, coming-out issues, and sex, sex, sex. Call us up: 206-302-2064

On this week's Savage Lovecast: When does a poly relationship turn to poison? Dan solves an interoffice squabble about whether female ejaculation is a myth or a beautiful, sloppy reality. A guy with little sexual experience has fears about approaching women. Should he be honest about his inexperience? A pretty but heavy girl is trapped in a beach town with a bunch of skinny babes and immature jackasses. How long must she wait to catch a good man who appreciates a curve or two? And finally: Poor, poor Owen. Owen is the boy a previous caller moved to New York for, despite his selfish, manipulative behavior. He called the show to assure Dan that he was in the right, his girlfriend was lying, and their relationship is just fine. Listen to the carnage that ensues. 206-302-2064. If you've been on the show, please call and give us an update!