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r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works for a boss who thinks that he can get away with stealing software and using trial versions of programs illegally. When the bossman tries to screw over OP, OP retaliates by turning his boss over to the authorities. The boss ends up paying a $1,000,000 fine, and OP is rewarded with a $45,000 payout. Thanks for the severance package, boss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP causes one of her managers to get fired. This leads to all of the other managers retaliating against her by constantly subjecting her to "random" locker searches. You wanna search OP's locker? No problem! OP makes sure that they are really going to regret searching through her locker. First, she stores thousands of pennies in her locker, which the manager has to count out to make sure she isn't stealing. When that doesn't work, she ups the stakes by keeping her dirtiest of dirty laundry in her locker. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP is asked to be a godfather for a friend's unborn baby. OP's friend sends over this long, unusual contract that spells out all the things he has to do in order to qualify for being a godfather. For example, he has to work as a free, unpaid babysitter for the child for 18 years. He also has to give the baby $25,000 for education, and even more money over the following 18 years. Why would you give someone money to become an unpaid babysitter-slave for life? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents OP is nice enough to let his mother move into his house, which has a separate attached apartment. The mother moves in, and instantly starts treating the house as if it belongs entirely to her. She uses OP's kitchen, living room, and constantly disrespects his boundaries. He eventually decides to put locks on the door attaching the house to the apartment, so his mother responds by calling the cops. She tells the police that her son locked her out of her house. The audacity of some people! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Idontworkherelady OP works as a stringer, which is a person who drives to the scene of accidents or crimes and records the incident so they can sell the footage to news stations. One night, he manages to show up to a murder scene really early, even before the police arrive. When the cops show up they just assume that he's part of evidence collection, so the cops actually open the door and invite him to walk into the murder scene to start filming. A little while later, the actual evidence collection guys show up, and all the cops turn to stare at OP. Uh-oh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Talesfromtechsupport Are you ready for stupid end users and moronic bosses? In today's episode, a company thinks they can trick their team of IT workers into working free overtime in a state where free overtime is strictly illegal. The IT workers happily put in the hours, log how much time they work, and then wait for the perfect moment to file a group lawsuit against their employers and sue them for hundreds of thousands of dollars. Don't mess with the IT people! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Growing up, OP had an absolutely evil twin brother who tried to make OP's life miserable. He bullied, teased, and harassed OP at every possible opportunity. He also lied to break up OP's first relationship. Years later, when OP's brother is lying in his death bed of kidney failure, OP doesn't feel an ounce of sympathy. OP walks out of the hospital knowing that he's a match to his brother, but he refuses to save the life of the person who bullied him for years. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Pettyrevenge Every week, OP makes pizza for his family. He loves extra sauce, so he pours extra pizza sauce on his pizza. His parents flip out and accuse him of selfishly hoarding all the sauce for himself instead of sharing with the family. He tells his mom that he was only using the leftover sauce, and that there's no way she could finish the rest of the sauce by herself. Infuriated, OP's mom dumps the remaining jar of sauce onto her pizza, creating a gooey mountain of tomato sauce. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole OP is an American girl who speaks Japanese, and she's married to a guy of Japanese descent who doesn't speak Japanese, but his parents do. OP's husband starts demanding that she call him the Japanese term for "honored husband," even around his parents. OP refuses because it's extremely cringey and inappropriate, which causes her husband to sulk and lash out. Is she the butthole for not becoming a kawaii anime waifu for her beloved husbando? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP discovers that his mother committed identity fraud and secretly took out a massive loan in his name. By the time he found out about it, the loan amount had grown to a massive $43,000! His mother hadn't been making any payments on it, so it just kept accruing interest and fees. Once OP finds out about it, his mom actually expects him to just suck it up and pay off the loan by himself as a favor to her. OP is thinking about reporting his mom to the authorities for effectively stealing from him. Would that make him the butthole? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, an angry parent approaches OP (a teacher) and demands that OP changes a student's grade. The guy is screaming at OP while OP is trying to direct traffic after school, which is dangerous and just plain inconsiderate. Eventually, OP relents and agrees to changes the kid's grade... to something worse! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance OP is one of the most valuable employees in his company. He delivers a premium product to the company's clients and gets rave reviews. When a new boss takes over the company, she immediately begins cutting costs by reducing the quality of the product and laying off employees. Eventually, the big boss puts her crosshairs on OP and fires him. You want me gone, boss? Sure thing! Hope your company can succeed without its most valuable employee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars OP is trying to sell a pony, so of course he gets a choosing beggar who demands that he gives her the pony for free. The Karen complains that she can't afford to pay for pony delivery, so she also expects OP to deliver the pony to her house. Lady, if you can't even afford to transport a pony, then you certainly can't afford to shelter, feed, and care for a pony. How can people honestly be this delusional? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents OP works at a daycare, and one of the moms gives her a few bottles of her milk to feed her young child. An entitled mother sees OP with the bottles of milk and confronts her, demanding that OP give the milk to her son. OP is confused because the entitled mother's son is 5, and why would she want another woman's milk? Still, the entitled mother is adamant and demands that the milk be shared because it's important to be fair. WTF? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP works for an incredibly toxic boss who decides that he wants to date OP. He begins harassing her on an almost daily basis, and even gets OP's coworkers to pressure her into dating her boss. When OP turns him down, he begins setting her up to fire her. OP starts collecting evidence and contacts an employment lawyer. After he fires OP, he sues her for an estimated $500,000! Thanks for the generous severance package, boss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Askreddit We've all worked terrible jobs before, but these jobs are the worst of the worst. These Reddit users have stories from toxic bosses, unbearable customers, and horrible working conditions. For example, one Reddit user went to a job where he was expected to take advantage of senior citizens to sell them junk they didn't need and couldn't afford. Another Reddit user had a boss who expected OP to live on a $3,500/year salary. Yeah, you read that right... $3,500 PER YEAR. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's mother tragically died many years ago. OP has her mother's necklace as a keepsake. When OP's stepsister sees the necklace, she asks OP if she can wear it during her wedding. OP refuses and hides the necklace in her house, but somehow her sister finds the necklace and steals it! When OP finds out that her late mother's necklace has been stolen, she sends the cops to her stepsister's wedding to get it back! Is OP the butthole for ruining her stepsister's wedding by sending in the cops? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole One day, OP was clicking around the Internet looking for content 😏 when he stumbled upon an OnlyFans account and instantly recognized the girl. It's his best friend's little sister! He wasn't sure what to do, so he contacted his friend's sister and let her know that he was able to identify her due to her tattoos. When her older brother found out that OP knew about the account, he becomes furious at OP and cuts him out of his life. Is OP the butthole in this situation? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance OP works at a restaurant where a new manager who thinks that he's God's gift to mankind starts bossing people around. He explodes on OP over nothing and actually fires her on the spot. She walks out of the restaurant... and so does half the staff! Good luck running your restaurant without any employees, you idiot! Turns out that paying people minimum wage and treating them like garbage is a terrible way to retain employees! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP starts working at a company where his friend is also an employee. When OP's friend realizes that OP is making more than her, she starts to jealously harass OP, forcing him to take on extra projects and work on weekends. OP is more than happy to comply because he's racking up overtime! OP's friend thought that she was making OP's life miserable, when in reality she was just helping him make fat stacks 💰 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars Welcome to the insane world of incel choosing beggar dating! We've got ugly, basic girls who want to date handsome millionaires, and incel neckbeards who want to date supermodel, submissive slaves. And what they offering to these high-value partners? Well, absolutely nothing. They just expect the world to conform to their completely unrealistic expectations because that's what choosing beggars always do. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP has a young infant who was born with complications. Due to the child's cleft lip, OP has to feed her baby with the help of a milk syringe. Another woman at the shopping center sees OP feeding her child and just automatically assumes that OP is some drug addict who's shooting up in public, and that her baby's birth defects are caused by drug abuse. Luckily, security guards arrive to put a stop to her insanity and permanently ban the woman from the shopping center. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge OP is dating a girl in high school, and he discovers that she's been secretly cheating on him by finding guys to hook up with online. Luckily for OP, he's also tutoring her in a very important subject at school. Instead of getting mad, OP gets even? He photoshops fake lesson plans to trick his girlfriend into learning wrong information so that she's guaranteed to fail the class and delay her graduation! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Nuclearrevenge In today's story, OP starts dating a girl named Lisa, and he falls for her hard. After a night of drinking, he discovers that she has been cheating on him repeatedly throughout their entire relationship. What follows is an incredibly epic, toxic, and destructive plan for revenge wherein OP systematically destroys every aspect of her life. He's so destructive in his path for vengeance that he even destroys his own life as well, but nothing can stop OP from hurting his cheating ex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Idontworkherelady In today's episode, OP takes his dog to visit the animal shelter so he can donate some pet supplies. A Karen at the shelter with her son sees OP's dog and just thinks, "A dog at a shelter? It must be adoptable!" She demands to be able to adopt OP's dog, despite OP telling her that his dog isn't up for adoption. Eventually, the shelter employee gets involved and has to tell Karen that she can't just adopt any dog she wants. Lady, you can't just try to take someone's dog. Haven't you ever watched John Wick? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Pettyrevenge What is this, the Jerry Springer show? Nah, just r/Pettyrevenge! In today's story, OP's husband breaks up with her out of the blue, and then OP's husband starts living with OP's sister. Her husband swears up and down that he's now sleeping with her sister. Yeah, right! Then OP shouldn't need to warn him that her sister has an STD, right? If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit episodes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole OP is the product of his mother's affair, which resulted in his father divorcing his mother. As a result, OP's mother blames him and treats him like absolute garbage throughout his entire life. She even convinces the rest of her family to bully him as well. The abuse gets so bad that he leaves to live on his own. Well, eventually OP becomes fairly successful, and OP's mom comes knocking because she wants money for life-saving medical treatment. OP tells her to pound sand, but then has second thoughts and thinks that he might be the butthole. What do you think? https://anchor.fm/rslash/subscribe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole OP is a teenage girl who's attending an event with her parent's friends. She also has much darker skin than her siblings. When she goes to clean the dishes, one of the party guests starts talking to OP and just assumes that OP is the maid, apparently because of her dark skin. OP, being a teenager, pranks the guest by going along with their assumption and calling her siblings "young master." When the truth gets revealed, the guest is so embarrassed she has to leave. Who's the butthole here: OP or the guest? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance OP is enlisted in the military, and he also works a normal 9-5 job. He gets orders to appear for a training drill, so he informs his boss. Like an absolute idiot, OP's boss tries to tell him that coming into work is more important than showing up for military duty, so OP will be fired if he skips work. Well, turns out that violating an active soldier's rights is a pretty big deal in the eyes of the US military. After OP makes just one phone call, the manager is stumbling over himself trying to apologize to OP. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, an uptight manager decides that OP's uniform isn't up to company standards. OP wears shorts while he collects shopping carts from the parking lot in 90 degree heat. The manager threatens OP, "Change your uniform, or you're fired!" Sure thing, boss! OP walked off the job and didn't come back, leaving his stupid manager to collect all those carts himself! If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit episodes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars It turns out that anybody can become a choosing beggar, even doctors! This choosing beggar doctor went to a business and demanded that she get free stuff just because she's a doctor. The business actually agreed and gave her free items. How did she show her gratitude? By giving the business a negative review online! Sometimes, it feels like you just can't win with these people. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents You ever go to a store and see parents who let their misbehaved kid just run around and do whatever he wants? Well, the parents in today's story definitely regret letting their kid run wild. The dumb kid manages to get stuck in a vase owned by the store, so they have to shatter the vase to get him out. Naturally, the parents blame the store and refuse to pay, but the store is well within their rights to force these entitled parents to fork over money for the broken vase! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP works for an incredibly toxic boss who steals from his employees by paying them less than they're owed. Eventually, OP gets sick of constantly getting shorted by his employer, so he hatches a plan with his friend. They create a website together and trick his boss into thinking that a huge hedge fund is going to invest in his ideas. There's only one catch: the catfishing company wants proof that the boss is running a "legitimate" business that pays their employees. So, the big boss has to write an even bigger pay check! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole OP works at his father's company. His mother has an affair with one of the employees at that company. Then, OP's father dies and leaves the entire company to OP. OP's mother then marries the guy she had an affair with, which means that OP's employee is also his step-father. His stepdad starts acting like he owns the place, breaking rules and bossing other people around. OP decides that enough is enough and fires his own stepdad. This pisses off both his mom and his stepfather, leaving him to wonder if he's the butthole here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP discovers that his grandfather may have cheated on his grandmother, resulting in a half-brother. After the grandfather dies and leaves OP a considerable estate, the half-brother shows up and asks for a DNA test because he wants to know who his father really is. OP refuses because he doesn't want to share his inheritance with this total stranger. Does that make him the butthole? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance Here's a general tip for you: if you plan on firing an employee, make sure that your entire business doesn't depend on that employee to function. That's exactly what happened to OP in today's story! OP is the only person who manages a massive warehouse of tires. So when his idiot manager fires him, they suddenly don't have a clue where anything is and their business struggles without him. A few months later, they beg OP to come back! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Askreddit In today's Askreddit thread, users share their dark family secrets. One user tells us about his grandma, who was a notorious bootlegger back during prohibition. She would help illegally transport bottles of alcohol in her vehicle. When she got caught, the state demanded that she confess to her crimes. She refused, so the state gave her a lifetime driving ban. Crazy, right? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Relationships_Advice OP has a BFF from her childhood who's always been a little... off. Her friend is vindictive, mean, and always has to be right. Their relationship eventually sours when OP experiences a personal tragedy and snaps at her friend. Instead of forgiving OP, the friend goes on the warpath and starts trying to destroy OP's life! She contacts her boss, tries to turn their mutual friends against OP, and even sends nudes to OP's boyfriend. Is there anything OP can do to escape this toxic situation? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance OP does IT work for a dentist office, and for some stupid reason the office is paying for a bunch of email licenses that are a complete waste of money. OP and his team disables the licenses to save the client money, but the client decides that OP screwed everything up and demands that ALL emails get a premium license. OP warns that this will cost them literally thousands of dollars a month, but the idiot doesn't listen so this malicious compliance will cost him! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars Hey kids, wanna earn some money for your hard work? Well TOO BAD! According to this choosing beggar, all teenagers should have to work for free as some sort of modern day child slave. Yep! This terrible boss actually made an angry rant on Facebook about how he should be able to pay his teenage employees $0/hour while he pockets all the profit. It's almost hard to believe that somebody could actually be that delusional. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, a Karen at an amusement park decides that OP and his family doesn't deserve to cut lines at the rides, despite the fact that they have a special pass that allows them to do exactly that. She confronts OP's family and yells horrible slurs at OP's children, and even kicks OP's service animal! Luckily, park security shows up and calls the cops. Karen gets dragged off in cuffs and OP has to cut their family vacation short to go to the vet to care for their dog. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP has an incredibly obnoxious neighbor who holds loud parties until 4 am almost every night, despite the fact that OP has a newborn in the house. OP asks the neighbor to keep it down, but of course that never works. So, OP decides to get some prorevenge against his douchebag neighbor by taking a closer look at his neighbor's illegal activities. OP figures out that his neighbor is commuting a serious federal crime, so he reports it to the authorities and then sits back to enjoy the fireworks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Relationships_Advice OP makes a shocking discovery when he finds out that his father is cheating on his mother. To make matters worse, his father is dating a girl who's young enough to be his daughter! In fact, the girl went to OP's high school and was one grade below him. It turns out that his father was cheating on his mother while the mom was caring for a sibling who had a life-threatening illness. OP doesn't know how to feel because the father doesn't even act guilty about it. What should he do? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Pettyrevenge OP has a new roommate who is constantly stealing his food and snacks. He tries to confront his roommate about it, but nothing ever works. So, he decides to enact some petty revenge by storing dog treats that look like cookies in the kitchen. When the roommate eats all of the dog treats and later complains about them, OP reveals his little trick: they were dog treats! The roommate stopped stealing food after that revelation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole OP is a student who uses a wheelchair. She's had the same wheelchair for about four years, so it's starting to look a little rough. OP has a teacher who absolutely hates OP's wheelchair, and one day in class the teacher criticizes OP for having an ugly wheelchair and demands that she upgrade to a nicer one. Somehow, the teacher managed to be both ableist and classist in a single sentence. OP stood up to the teacher and pointed out that it's none of her business, but another student pointed out that OP is the butthole for that. What do you think? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's girlfriend has a pregnant sister, who moves in with them after her boyfriend kicked them out. For some reason, the pregnant sister starts to immediately have an issue with OP's cat. She's constantly criticizing the cat, and she even intentionally takes the cat out into the middle of nowhere and leaves it there. Luckily, OP is able to find the cat, and he promptly kicks the pregnant sister out of his house. Now everyone is calling OP the butthole in this situation. What do you think? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance A particularly picky and stupid Karen hires OP to bake a cake for a young girl's birthday party. The Karen gives OP overly specific and detailed instructions that are just plain wrong. OP tries to warn Karen that the cake won't turn out the right way, but the Karen just refuses to listen. So what does the Karen do when OP delivers bad cake that perfectly fits Karen's request? She spends the kid's entire birthday party whining about it, because that's what every kid wants to hear on their birthday! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance OP gets selected for jury duty, so he tells his controlling boss that he'll have to miss work for a few days. His toxic boss does NOT like this, so he instructs OP to do whatever he can to get our of jury duty. Later in court, OP tells the judge that he might get fired if he has to go through with jury duty, so the judge has sheriff deputies drag OP's boss to the court room so the judge can threaten him with jail time! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars This choosing beggar is so angry at OP! OP works as an insurance adjuster, and he's working on a claim where a young driver clearly broke the law and was responsible for a 3-car crash. Despite the kid obviously being at fault, his parents call up OP and scream at him because they expect him to pay for the damage to his car. OP tries to explain that their kid is clearly the one at fault, but they just won't listen. They even ask him how they're supposed to commit insurance fraud when he's being so uncooperative! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Tifu Who knew that it's possible to just steal a penguin? Well, it turns out that it's easier than you might think. So easy, in fact, that a kid manages to get his hands on a baby penguin in a field trip, stuff the poor little guy into his backpack, and then sneak back onto the school bus. The other students told on the kid to a teacher, and the teacher didn't believe them! It wasn't until they actually showed the teacher that the kid stole a real life penguin that the teacher had to turn the school bus around so they could return the confused animal! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices