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r/Entitledparents Have you ever heard that you shouldn't eat anything before surgery? That's because the anesthesia can cause you to throw up while you're unconscious, and you could choke to death on your own vomit. Yet for some reason, this entitled parent thinks that she knows more than an actual doctor and tries to trick the hospital by sneaking her kid some food before surgery. When the hospital finds out, they can cancel the surgery and of course the entitled mother flips out. Lady, they're trying to save your kid's life! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole OP works as a waiter, and he comes across a rather unusual customer. This pregnant lady has a craving for garlic bread; however, she says that the smell of garlic makes her nauseous, so she wants garlic-free garlic bread. OP asks... "Do you mean regular bread?" The lady screams at OP and insists that she wants garlic bread, but without the garlic. But, lady, garlic bread is just regular bread with garlic butter! After much arguing, OP just decides to bring out normal bread with garlic butter on the side, and the woman happily gobbles up all of it. What? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is a student studying archaeology down in Australia. She's tasked with performing a dig at an ancient burial site, and she gets two absolute doofuses as her dig partners. On the very first night of the dig, her two partners spend hours digging where they're not supposed to dig and then make a joke out of everything. Well, this must have gotten them cursed, because pretty soon their lives were completely ruined! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole OP is stuck in a real pickle... kind of like how girls get stuck in the washing machine, if you know what I mean. OP's mother secretly marries her fiancé's father, which means that her fiancé has suddenly become her step-brother! OP's mother is now telling OP that she can't marry her fiancé because they're step-siblings, and that would be wrong. OP wants to go along with it anyway, because their parents violated their trust by getting married in secret and sabotaging their wedding. Is OP the butthole for wanting to marry her step-bro, or are their parents the buttholes? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, we have one of the craziest stories I've ever read. An out of touch multi-millionaire boss has one of his employees invest some of his cash into the stock market. When OP grows the investment, his boss demands that OP also hand over his portion of the profits. OP begrudgingly agrees, but he doesn't tell his boss that there's still some leftover cash in the stock market. The boss either forgets about that cash or never realized it was there in the first place, leaving OP to walk away with a cool $2,000,000. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance Get ready for your daily dose of malicious compliance! We've got a Karen who gets a dose of reality when she tries to buy a starfish that she would undoubtedly fail to care for, a tough biker guy who gets the sweetest drink imaginable, and a disgruntled worker who swindles thousands of dollars out of his employer due to their stupid policy. If you like this content, subscribe fore more daily Reddit videos! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we've got a parent looking for a nanny to hire. Wait, did I say "hire?" What I really mean is "enslave!" This choosing beggar expects her nanny to work for free, yet somehow she thinks that this will be a tempting offer because the nanny will get to live in her house. The funny thing is that the choosing beggar still expects her nanny to pay for food and gas, but how on earth is she supposed to buy those things when she's working full-time at a job that pays $0? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents OP is sound asleep in her bed when she wakes up to movement in her room. She opens her eyes and sees a strange man standing at the foot of her bed, so of course she screams in horror! Her roommate rushes in to help and immediately calls the cops. It turns out that the guy was another tenant who was under the influence and accidentally went into the wrong room. When the guy's parents show up, they scold OP for calling the cops and say that she should have let their son break into her room! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP works as a delivery driver and gets a significant amount of his income from tips. Unfortunately, his toxic boss has a policy where drivers have to share tips with the company, which is extremely illegal. OP patiently waits and collects as much evidence as he can before eventually handing over all the evidence to the IRS. The IRS gleefully audits the boss's company, and in the end OP gets a huge payout! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Idontworkherelady In today's episode, an angry Karen at a mall restaurant argues with a restaurant worker about them not having the correct sauce. OP, a police officer, overhears the commotion and approaches to get the woman to calm down. This dumb woman assumes that OP is a security guard and just screams louder and louder, until eventually OP has to arrest the Karen and drag her off to booking! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Ispeakthelanguage Have you been in public, heard people speaking in a foreign language, and wonder what they were talking about? Well, in today's episode, we've got people who DO speak the language, and who overhear gossip in other languages that was definitely not meant for their ears. For example, a pair of front desk workers trash talk OP, who understands every word. When OP confronts them, they practically die from embarrassment! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Pettyrevenge In today's episode, OP is a lawyer who's trying to contest a bogus medical bill for a friend of his. As a lawyer, OP knows for an absolute fact that the bill is 100% illegal, so he assumes it will be a very simple problem to fix. However, when he calls up the company, the woman on the phone gives him attitude, refuses to drop the bill, and then says, "If you don't like it, then sue us!" Sure thing, lady! OP files a lawsuit and almost immediately wins! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP has a dog that he inherited from his deceased father. Meanwhile, OP's mother has gotten remarried to a new guy. Unfortunately, the step-father is allergic to dogs, so OP's mom decides that OP has to get rid of the dog. OP is 17 years old, so takes his dog to his grandpa's place and lives there. His mother completely flips out and is shocked that he would chose a dog over his own mother and step-father. Is OP the butthole in this situation? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, a careless Karen causes a three-car accident while driving. Even though she's the person who was at fault, she demanded that OP call the cops. Sure thing, lady! The cops arrive, quickly determine that Karen was at fault, and then throw her in cuffs because she was driving without insurance. Why on earth would you call the cops when you're the person who's breaking the law? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a young girl who has an apartment next to some really creepy neighbors. She notices that the father of the household is constantly staring at her through her large windows, so she decides to put up one-way mirror film along her mirrors. She can see out, but the neighbors can't see in. These neighbors actually have the audacity to come knock on her door and scold her for not letting them spy on her through her windows anymore! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance OP is a trucker who has to make a pit stop every 2-3 hours to relieve himself. During one of his regularly scheduled pit stops, he has to go in a bottle instead of off the side of the road. Well, a cop pulls him over and suspects that he's up to no good, and the cop demands OP prove that he wasn't doing anything illegal. OP happily complies by handing over a bottle of his warmest, freshest brew! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, we have a chilling story from 2019, before all of the craziness of 2020. OP went on a cruise ship, and also on this cruise ship was an entitled mom and her extremely sick entitled kid. The entitled mom could have made the sick kid stay in his room while he recovered, but nope! She allowed her kid to spread the disease all over the cruise ship until virtually the entire ship was sick. It got so bad that ports wouldn't even allow the ship to dock! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Askreddit Have you ever had a coworker from hell? The Reddit users in these posts share their stories of the absolute worst of the worst coworkers. We've got one guy who likes to play with himself (to completion!) in the middle of a crowded office, toxic coworkers who haze female employees, and idiotic liars. Who is your coworker from hell? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge What does OP do when he discovers that his wife is cheating on him with a doctor? Does he confront her and call her names? Does he kick her out of the house? Nope! He plays the long con and patiently pursues a devious revenge plan over the course of 3 years. At the end of it all, he ends up with the house, the money, the kids, and even a new girl! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP wife is acting completely crazy. She claims that OP's cats are constantly waking her up in the middle of the night. OP decides to see how noisy his cats really are, so he pretends to go to asleep but instead spends all night listening to the cats. The cats are quiet all night, but in the morning his wife whines that the cats kept her up. When he confronts her on the lie, things go downhill really quickly. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Militarystories In today's episode, a bunch of army veterans were put back into basic training due to bureaucratic red tape. When these seasoned veterans go to help set up a shooting range, a bunch of drill sergeants immediately jump on the veterans and start screaming at them. Well, they picked on the wrong soldiers, because the veterans quickly establish the pecking order in hilarious fashion! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP gets his $2500 bicycle stolen by some spoiled teenager. Luckily, he's able to find that his bike is being sold on Facebook marketplace, so he goes to confront the teen. He's surprised to discover that the teenager's mom is there with the bike, trying to sell it. He calls the cops to get the teenager arrested, and later the teen's dad calls up OP for some good old-fashioned witness intimidation. Surprise! The father got arrested too! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is helping his friend resolve a bogus ambulance bill that is most definitely illegal. He calls up the ambulance company to try to resolve things peacefully, but the representative on the phone is less than helpful. She yells, "So sue me!" The thing is, OP is a lawyer, so he's more than happy to maliciously comply with that request! After he files the lawsuit, the company's lawyer calls back and practically begs to settle out of court. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has chronic ear infections and is deaf. She can't hear anything without her hearing aids, and unfortunately she can't wear her aids when she has an ear infection flare up. Her boss decides that she still has to work anyway, so he puts her on phone duty. A deaf person... on phone duty. When OP doesn't answer the phones, the boss yells at her. Dude, what did you expect? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, a 41 year old unemployed man decides that he's going to sue his rich parents for an allowance. Can you imagine being 41 and having to take your mommy and daddy to court for a weekly allowance? I wonder what his parents think of him. If you like this content and want to see more, be sure to subscribe for daily Reddit episodes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP was in Texas during the power outage. For some reason, his crazy neighbor Karen decides that she would rather live in OP's house during the outage, so she comes up and knocks on his door, demanding to live in his house. OP turns her down (obviously), so she forces her way inside and refuses to leave. Luckily, OP is able to trick her out of the house by telling her that he'll grab her a key, and then he locks the door behind her! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP lives next to a couple of idiots who love to throw loud, late night parties in their house. During their most recent shindig, the neighbors allow all of their guests to park on OP's property. But OP was prepared for this -- she works at a tow truck company! She called her office and had dozens of their cars towed away. Maybe next time you won't park like a bunch of jerks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Askreddit In today's episode, we have stories from people who have amazing stories to tell, but nobody on Reddit has ever asked the right question. We've got possums eating sandwiches, people losing their wallets on murder scenes, and a guy who loses thousands of dollars from Uber Eats just because he bought some chicken nuggets. If you like this content, be sure to subscribe for more daily Reddit episodes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Relationships_Advice In today's episode, OP has a boyfriend who is constantly using Tinder, even though they've been in a committed relationship for 3 years. At least, she THINKS they have a committed relationship. When OP catches her boyfriend in one too many lies, she decides that enough is enough and it's time to end their relationship permanently. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a young woman who's taking online classes at her school. She needs to leave the class session to attend to feminine hygiene, so she messages her teacher to ask for permission to leave. The teacher refuses, and tells her that she should control herself better. OP decides to report her teacher, which could result in the teacher getting fired. Is OP the butthole here? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's sister-in-law is an absolute mega-Karen who is constantly blowing all of her money in get rich quick schemes. Karen ropes OP's wife into a scheme. OP's wife withdraws a huge chunk of their life savings to invest in an MLM scheme. OP tells his wife that if she doesn't return the money, he's going to divide all of their finances because he can't trust her anymore. Naturally, she flips out on him and says that he's suppressing her dreams. What do you think? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance OP decides to do some shopping at a convenience store, where he happens to find some packaged salami. Delighted, he buys the seemingly innocent meat and takes it home to eat. However, when he unpackages the ancient and terrible beast, he discovers a foe that no mere mortal could defeat. He takes the stinky sausage back to the convenience store, where the clerk demands OP to unwrap the salami before she processes a refund. You want to smell the salami, lady? Don't say I didn't warn you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works at a fast food joint and a Karen takes over as a new manager. On her very first day on the job, Karen retreats to the office and completely ignores the business so she can watch TV. She was even scheduled to work the line that day, so all the other workers were working a man down due to her laziness. The workers eventually become too stressed out due to the toxic work environment, so one of the employees throws a milkshake at a customer, which leads the employees mass quitting. That Karen really messed up her first day on the job! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents OP is a pepper head! He loves all things spicy, so he decides to make himself some ultra spicy hot wings. Unbeknownst to OP, his roommate's friend (the entitled mother) comes over with her kid. The entitled mother sees the chicken wings sitting on the counter, so what does she do? Naturally, she steals a wing and gives it to her precious child. The poor kid eats it and immediately starts screaming because it feels like her mouth is on fire. The entitled mother then starts screaming at OP for not having safe food that she could steal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is struggling with some of the worst professors imaginable. He's got one professor, professor sleazy, who has a habit of making passes at young male students. He has another professor who treats her students unfairly and hands out grades based on favoritism. Eventually, one of his professors makes the mistake of propositioning him through email, so OP takes the email to the dean and threatens to destroy the school's reputation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP graciously decides to be a surrogate for her sister, who has troubles for fertility. The problem is that OP's sister keeps pretending that she's the one who's pregnant. When OP and her sister go shopping, a considerate worker offers OP a chair because, well, she is actually pregnant. OP's sister flips out and says that she's the one who deserves the chair because it's her child. OP yells at her sister that even though it's her sister's child, OP is the one who is actually pregnant and she's exhausted from constantly running around. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP works as an assistant at a big fancy company with lots of highly paid specialists. OP's coworkers gathered around to talk about how great it is to have money and how much they don't respect people who are poor. OP said that she's poor, so does that mean they don't respect her? Amazingly, her coworkers responded by saying that she was being disrespectful. What is wrong with some people? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, we have a student to grapples with his school's strict dress code. OP is a bisexual student who is constantly bullied by his classmates, who steal his belt. He retaliates by wearing a gay pride belt to school, which also gets stolen. When the bully gets caught with the stolen belt, the bully is stuck with an impossible choice: Does he admit he stole it and get in trouble, or does he say the belt is his and then get bullied himself? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance Ijn today's episode, OP is an accountant at a huge corporation. She notices a discrepancy in the numbers and realizes that somebody is embezzling a huge amount of money from the company. She tries to report it, but her boss shuts her down. A short while later the boss fires OP and requests that she do an exit interview. You want an exit interview, boss? Sure thing! I'll be sure to tell them all about how you stole $1,000,000 from the company! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we have a romantic gentleman looking for the love of his life. He attempts to find his better half by writing a long wishlist and posting it online. He's basically looking for a supermodel love-slave who likes to cook and has "thick muscle thighs." Can't say I blame you, buddy. Aren't we all? If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit videos! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP and her friend were raised in a toxic cult. Luckily, they were able to escape from their crazy cult and live a normal life on their owns. Tragedy strikes when OP's friend gets in a motorcycle accident and his hospitalized. The friend's family finds out about the accident and comes to the hospital where they try to abduct him. OP responds by systematically destroying their lives and families. If you like this content, subscribe to my channel for more daily Reddit content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Askreddit We've got stories of people who realize they need to get the hell out of here as quickly as possible. One guy goes camping by himself in the woods and finds a wild animal that looks like it's been ritualistically sacrificed. Another person witnesses an attempted murder at a Waffle House. Another guy nearly gets eaten alive by a pack of wild dogs. These stories are shocking, bizarre, and truly terrifying! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole OP is an older gentleman who's dating the mother of an adult daughter. OP searches the daughter's username on Google hoping to find the daughter's Instagram. Instead, he finds her Reddit account, which she uses to post ~adult~ pictures. He immediately exits out of the page, but it's too late: he saw pictures of body parts that he definitely shouldn't have seen. He told his girlfriend about it, and now his girlfriend and the daughter are upset at OP. Is the butthole for looking at a butthole? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's story, OP and his friends work at a fast food restaurant. The managers never trained OP and his friends on how to close, but nonetheless they force OP to close the restaurant. The next day, the managers yell at OP and his friends for closing down the restaurant incorrectly, even though they've never been trained. When OP protests, the manager says that if they don't like it, quit! Sure thing, boss! OP and his friends walked out in the middle of a slammed restaurant. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP is a photographer who specializes in taking ~adult~ photographs for her clients. OP gets a new girl as a potential client, and this client actually asks OP to pay for butt implant surgery so she can have a bigger butt for the photoshoot. And the crazy thing is that she expects the surgery to happen THE SAME DAY as the photoshoot. What reality are these choosing beggars living in? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Tifu In today's story, OP is in a very important interview with his dream job -- a job at Reddit.com! The interviewer asks OP what sort of content he would share with viewers, and of course he mentions the legendary poop knife story. The interviewer has never heard of this post, so he's shocked and horrified. Does OP take a hint and stop talking about that gross story? NOPE! He just keeps rambling on and on about that infamous Reddit post. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP finds out that he has an adult daughter from an old relationship with his ex-girlfriend. The ex-girlfriend recently passed away, so the daughter sought out OP to try to build a relationship with him. But here's the catch: the ex told the daughter that OP abandoned her, when in reality OP had no idea that the ex was even pregnant. The ex lied to OP! After OP told his daughter the truth, the ex's family is upset that the dead mother is revealed to be a liar. Is OP the butthole in this situation? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents Is there anything more dangerous than a Karen with a gun? In today's episode, OP is at the firing range practicing his aim. An entitled Karen decides that OP has no business shooting such a loud gun, so she actually walks up to him and tries to grab the gun out of his hands WHILE HE'S SHOOTING IT! Lady, do you have a death wish or something? Luckily, the store owners come to help and resolve the situation peacefully. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Storiesaboutkevin The Kevin in today's episode is especially dumb. Not only did he call the bomb squad on a stuffed animal and think that guys get periods, but he also randomly decided that it would be a good idea to drink his own pee. So, he starts guzzling it down by the gallon! Bottoms up, Kevin! If you like this content, be sure to subscribe for more daily Reddit videos! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a very skilled interior decorator and is living in a department. When the landlord discovers that OP's apartment looks incredibly beautiful, the landlord decides that he's going to start using OP's apartment as a model apartment to show prospective tenants. OP is having none of that, so he decides to do some redecorating... with mountains of gay e**tica. The landlord changes his mind pretty quickly! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices