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r/Choosingbeggars I've just found an incredible job opportunity! This person wants a full-time love slave to clean their house, do their dishes, and drive them around town for free! However, there will be no hanky-panky of ANY kind. So basically this person just wants a full-time live-in slave who does all of their chores for free. Why on earth would anybody sign up for that? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP has an incredibly toxic mother-in-law who tries to insert herself in OP's life at every opportunity. She somehow gets it in her head that OP cheated on her husband, and the baby is a bastard child! One day when OP falls asleep, the mother-in-law kidnaps the baby and sneaks off to a hospital to get a paternity test. The hospital staff panics and gets ready to call the cops because the baby doesn't belong to the mother-in-law. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge OP is dating a guy who has very fishy behavior. He keeps driving over state lines to buy marijuana so he can drive back into his state and sell it illegally. On one such trip, OP notices that one of her boyfriend's female friends is posting pictures of her snuggled up to her man. She puts the pieces together and discovers that he is a felon with several baby-mamas! In her quest for revenge, OP reports all of her former boyfriend's illegal activities to the government to ensure that his life will be completely destroyed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole When OP was 10 years old, she came home from school one day to discover that her father had completely abandoned her. He just left! No note, no goodbye, nothing! Luckily, OP's grandmother was able to take care of OP from then on. Many years later, OP inherited her grandmother's house when her grandma passed away. OP's dad showed up for the first time in over a decade to harass OP and demand that she hand over the house. He says that she should be a good daughter 🙄 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP and her husband engage in an alternative relationship lifestyle. Her husband encourages OP to make a profile on a specialty dating website, but someone from his family finds the profile. All of OP's in-laws confront OP, calling her a cheater for making a profile on this website. OP defends herself by revealing all of her husband's dirty secrets. Is OP the butthole here for telling her husband's family what they do in private? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance Ever stand behind a Karen at a grocery store? They're always in such a hurry because their life is just SO important! This Karen gets pissy that the grocery store clerk isn't following all of the rules, even though this particular rule is a huge waste off time. The clerk happily complies with Karen and wastes the Karen's time by giving her exactly what she asked for! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance OP has a blue collar job laying pipe at a large corporation. His white collar boss gets pissed off at OP because OP dared to enter the white collar worker building to retrieve some important blueprints. His boss bans OP from the building forever, which means that none of the workers have the blueprints to lay any of the pipes. The workers have nothing to do for a month, which results in a staggering $2,000,000 in wasted labor costs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars This young lady is looking for a sperm donor! Are you the lucky guy? All you have to do is pay her the low price of about $180,000 over 18 years! It's the deal of the century! This woman wants you to knock her up, but also pay child support throughout the child's entire life. Oh, and did I mention that you will have NO parental rights? Why on earth would anybody take her up on this insane offer? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP discovers that his own mother secretly stole the dog that he had as a child, and then sold it to a man in the next town over. Later in life, OP happens to cross paths with the man, who graciously gives the dog back to OP after OP proves that he owned the dog. OP's mother was shocked when she realized that her crime had been discovered! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/TIFU In today's episode, OP experiences what can only be described as a date from hell. He hooks up with a girl, and in the middle of the night she starts acting really weird. He kicks her out, and she collapses in the hallway of his apartment complex. He then drags her lifeless body to the front desk to get help. The paramedics arrived, and she was clinically dead for a few minutes! Luckily they were able to revive her, and then the girl asked OP for a second date. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance OP works at a grocery store that's on a military base. One day, a woman comes in and tries to pay off her store credit. OP's computer says that the customer is deceased, so he informs the woman that she is dead. The woman is understandably confused, but is excited when she realizes that dead people don't have to pay off debts! She makes a new account and OP starts calling her "zombie!' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a young woman who is constantly getting harassed by a male cousin. This guy just won't leave OP alone and keeps sending her inappropriate images. She begs him to stop! When he refuses, OP decides to take the nuclear option and share all of his illicit images with his family group chat! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP buys a window seat on an airplane. When he arrives at his seat, he discovers that his window seat has been stolen by another passenger, leaving OP to sit in the middle seat. OP happily complies because he wants to sit next to his wife in the aisle seat anyway. Justice is swift for the seat thief because the stewardess gives OP a gift bag thinking that he was the seat thief! The seat thief was livid that OP get the prize instead of him! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP was the targeted by a car thief! Luckily, he caught the robber in the act and was able to scare her off. The thief was so startled by OP that she dropped her UNLOCKED phone in OP's car and left it behind when she ran off. OP found the phone and saw that it was still logged into her social media. So, OP began systematically ruining this thief's life by posting all of her illegal, dirty secrets online to her friends and family! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars You know what the problem is with young people nowadays? They don't have any work ethics, like a willingness to work unpaid labor for free. How selfish! A choosing beggar actually uses that argument in today's video. Not only does she fire her employee for not wanting to work for free, she actually writes an article and posts it online about how terrible workers nowadays don't want to work for free. How deluded can you possibly be? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole OP lives next to a couple of young boys and their hands-off, entitled parents. The boys are constantly messing around on OP's property, and he even catches them trying to break into his house! Eventually, OP gets sick of the harassment and gives his dogs a command to chase the boys. The kids run away in terror and OP calls his dogs back -- no harm done. Does this make him the butthole? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents Little Miss Karen and her kids are at a theme park expecting to go down a water slide. The Karen brings up the wrong type of tube, so the ride attendant tells her to wait while she radios a manager to bring up the right tube for her. Does the Karen wait? Of course not! She's a Karen, after all. She and her kids start spitting at the attendants, destroying the ride, and absolutely freaking out. If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit videos! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP worked as a lifeguard in a small town. For some reason, OP's supervisor absolutely hated OP and tried to sabotage his job at every opportunity. She even broke into OP's house and then filed a complaint that OP was asleep in his own house naked! OP plays the long game and retaliates by systematically destroying the girl's job, family, education, and career! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Askreddit What is that one embarrassing moment that keeps coming back to haunt you? We've all got a story like that. I even have an embarrassing story of my own from high school when I suddenly became a weirdo in the presence of a girl. These stories are hilarious, strange, and downright cringeworthy. If you've got an embarrassing story of your own, share it down in the comments! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Murderedbywords Are you ready for morons on the Internet getting absolutely massacred by words? We've got angry employees quitting in spectacular fashion, gold diggers getting embarrassed, and some idiot who tries to lecture an literal gold medal winner about how to play their sport. Call an ambulance, because there's been a murder! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP was run over by a hit-and-run when he was a teenager. This incident completely ruined his life because it slammed his poor family with medical bills and it destroyed his athletic scholarship. Later in life, he's chatting with his friend's girlfriend, and she brags about getting away with a hit-and-run against a teenager when she was younger. OP puts the pieces together and realizes that this is the woman who ran him over when he was a teenager! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP helps out the old lady next door by clearing snow off her driveway, mowing her lawn, etc. He doesn't even ask the old lady for compensation -- he just does it because it's the neighborly thing to do. Well, when the mean old lady complains about OP driving over her property, OP happily stops doing free yard work for her. If you don't want OP on your property, then OP will stop going on your property! Be careful what you wish for! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a Latina woman who has fallen in love with a white guy of Irish descent. As a result, OP's fiancé doesn't grow much facial hair. This is a point of constant criticism from OP's mother, who thinks that only real men can grow a full beard. Things eventually blow up when OP's mom buys the fiancé a shaving set as a way to mock his lack of masculinity. OP flips out and bans her mother from the wedding. Does that make her the butthole? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance OP gets stuck with an incredibly lazy, toxic professor who refuses to actually teach the subject matter to his students. To make matters worse, he's one of those professors who intentionally fails a certain number of students every semester. OP gets tired of dealing with his professor's attitude, so he orchestrates a secret meeting with his fellow students where they ALL agree to file official complaints against the professor. This causes the dean to personally get involved! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars Fellas, have I got a girl for you! She's unemployed, lazy, entitled, and wants to drain you of every dollar you own! The woman in this dating profile genuinely expects to date a man who has a car, a job, and a solid 6-figure job, even though she brings absolutely nothing to the relationship. And to top thing's off, she has a kid and a baby-daddy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents OP works at a doctor's office where she provides skin care services to clients. One woman comes in and immediately starts grilling OP about her personal life. Eventually, the Karen hits OP with the big question: "Can I have your eggs?" The Karen wants OP to give her eggs (as in, her ovary eggs) to some complete and total stranger. When OP shuts it down, the woman flips out and says that OP isn't being Christian. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Pettyrevenge In today's episode, OP's job is to block of sections of the road for construction -- you know, setting up signs and traffic cones. A group of entitled teenagers start giving OP a hard time by throwing away all of her traffic cones. So, OP happily gets some petty revenge by spraying the traffic cones with a healthy coating of pepper spray. The next time the teenagers threw away the cones, they got the spray on their hands, and then they started eating snacks... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/TIFU In today's episode, OP is watching Tiktoks with his wife. A content creator makes a joke about shaving "down there" and OP's wife innocently asks him, "Would you shave me down there?" OP acts disgusted and then says something that he would definitely come to regret later. Clearly, he should have just gone to grab some shaving cream 😂 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP works at Subway for an incredibly toxic, penny-pinching boss who breaks the law to save a few bucks. Unsurprisingly, the manager also tries to screw over OP by paying him less. OP isn't having any of that, so gets some prorevenge by reporting his boss's crimes to the local authorities. Say goodbye to your business, boss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Idontworkherelady In today's episode, OP is a young man who parked in a paid lot to visit the bank. A Karen sees him and literally throws her keys at his skull and demands that he park her car for her. OP tries to explain that he doesn't work at this parking lot, but she refuses to listen to him. So, he grabs her keys, throws them in his half-finished milkshake, and then throws the milkshake in a restaurant dumpster! Enjoy dumpster diving for your keys, Karen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is an absolute moron who doesn't seem to understand that maybe its a bad idea to give alcohol to another family's 3-year-old child! Giving alcohol to a child is bad enough -- you know, because it's illegal and unethical. But giving alcohol to someone else's kid is even worse! How stupid do you have to be to feed alcohol to a literal three-year-old, and then post on the Internet like, "Did I do something wrong? 🤔" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP was married to a man who tragically passed away. They had frozen his sperm so that they could have a baby. However, OP lost all interest in having a baby once her husband passed away. The parents of OP's dead husband demand to have their son's frozen specimen so that they could hire a surrogate and have a grandchild. OP refuses, which leads to conflict in the family. Is OP the butthole in this situation? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a woman working at a car repair shop. A customer comes in and becomes enraged that the shop would have a female work on a car. GASP! But working on cars is a guy's job! The customer refuses to allow OP to work on his car, which means he has to wait... and wait... and wait for a male employee who can deal with his car. Be careful what you wish for, you dumb jerk! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance A hotshot manager thinks that he's the most important person in the factory. So when the manager catches OP thinking about a problem instead of working, the manager yells at him, "I DON'T PAY YOU THINK!" No problem, boss! OP stops problem-solving and starts doing grunt work. Well, it turns out that OP is the most experienced worker in the factory and everybody relies on him to fix machines when they break down. When OP refuses to do his work because his manager specifically told him not to, the manager suddenly ends up in a world of trouble! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we have a literal choosing beggar! This guy claims to be completely broke and he needs strangers to buy him food so he can survive the week. Instead of asking for basic necessities, this guy demands steaks, chocolate, and other luxury foods! When people on Facebook call him out for being greedy, he doubles down and says that he deserves to eat like a king no matter how broke he is. Give me a break! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP is sailing on his boat with his kids. An absolute insane Karen docks next to OP, and hilarious hijinks ensue. To start off, the Karen thinks that every single boat in the marina is a rented boat, and that she can just take any boat she wants. OP is shocked when Karen demands to have his boat because she assumes that she can just rent it. OP refuses, and when he tries to leave Karen literally grabs his boat to stop it from leaving, and then falls into the ocean! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP has an incredibly toxic boyfriend. The boyfriend cheats on OP and regularly insults his partner, which completely destroys OP's self esteem. Eventually, one of the boyfriend's cheating partners contacts OP through Facebook, and together they come up with a plot to get revenge against the boyfriend and utterly destroy his relationship with his foamily. OP does a simple phone trick to deceive the boyfriend into insulting his own mother. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole OP and her husband have fertility issues, so they hire a surrogate to carry their baby for them. As the birth of their child gets closer, the surrogate starts acting strangely possessive of OP's husband. She keeps cutting OP out of conversations with the husband, and she demands access to the husband's credit cards. OP is starting to worry that the surrogate is trying to steal her husband! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance OP works at a doctor's office and she needs to deliver a certain document to a customer. The customer listed his mistress as one of his contacts, so... OP called his mistress. The mistress comes and picks up the records. Later, the customer's wife calls OP asking when she can pick up the records. Uh oh... OP has no choice but to tell the woman that the mistress already came to pick up the records. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole OP's wife is about nine months pregnant and is ready to give birth at any moment. OP has been understandably stressed about it, so he decides to go hang out with his friends for an evening. One of his friends is salty because OP missed his birthday party, so he decides to prank OP by hiding is cell phone for the night. Unfortunately, this happened to be the exact day that OP's wife gave birth, so he didn't catch the phone call and missed the birth of his son. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works at a bike shop that is heavily staffed by women. An incredibly sexist man comes in to buy a bicycle, and he snubs OP because he wants a male employee. OP happily gets him a different employee -- another woman. This upsets the customer even more, so he asks to speak to the manager. Would you like to guess the gender of the manager? Yep -- a woman! The sexist customer was completely embarrassed in front of the whole store. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Askreddit We've all had some pretty bad dates before, but these dates are the absolute worst of the worst. In one story, OP goes on a date with a guy and his angry wife shows up! In another story, OP's date sneaks off into the bathroom and overdoses on drugs. WTF! Do you have any terrible date stories of your own? Let me know down in the comments! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars You think you've got a bad job? Imagine applying for a full-time unpaid job working for an organization that fights for human rights, LOL. The company cares about human rights, but it can't even be bothered to pay its own employees in exchange for all of their hard work? That's pretty much the exact definition of "hypocrite." If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit episodes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP has the misfortune of having a father who's an entitled parent. His father has a gambling addiction, and he genuinely believes that OP should give him his paycheck each month so that he can go out and blow it all at the casino. OP is 20 and needs the money for college, but that doesn't stop his father from being an entitled jerk. If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit episodes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge If there's one thing that I've learned from reading prorevenge stories, it's to never destroy your neighbor's mailboxes. Because eventually the neighbor will get sick of replacing the mailbox, and instead reinforce it with concrete and steel. A couple of neighborhood teenagers learned that the hard way when they tried to smack OP's mailbox with a baseball bat, only to break their own arms instead! How do you like a taste of justice?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Pettyrevenge In today's episode, OP is a college girl who gets sick of two other girls constantly harassing her friend. They steal her friend's stuff and are just plain rude! OP heard about a prank where you slip a manila folder containing shaving cream under the door, and then stomp on it to blow the white cream all over the inside of the room. Enjoy cleaning up this white, creamy mess, ladies! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Askreddit Today, users answer the question, "What made you quit your job on the spot?" We've got stories of abusive managers, insane customers, and absolutely ridiculous working conditions. Some of these employees even walked out of their jobs in spectacular fashion, leaving their bosses to panic. If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit episodes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a parent of a child attending middle school. The school takes away her kid's phone, so OP drives to the school to get it back. However, the school refuses to hand it over. OP becomes enraged because it's her daughter's phone, not the school's phone, so what ride do they have to keep it? She activates Karen mode and makes a scene in the principal's office until they give back the phone. Is she the butthole here? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works for a trio of bosses. Two of the bosses are brothers, and they never ever clean their concrete stirring stick. They leave that job to OP, which takes a full hour out of his day to clean the concrete. Eventually, OP gets sick of spending so much time chipping the concrete of the stick. When his bosses tell him, "It's your job!" OP grabs the concrete stick and smashes it against his boss's van, shattering the concrete and instantly cleaning the stick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Relationships_Advice In today's episode, OP and her husband have a very open marriage. OP sleeps with other women, and her husband sleeps with other men. Somehow, OP's stepfather finds out about this and decides that he wants to passionately hug OP's husband. The stepfather starts making aggressive moves on the husband. The husband eventually cracks and tells OP what's been going on, and OP just doesn't know how to handle it. What should she do? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices