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r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is an older woman who has an incredibly irresponsible son. The guy is a womanizer who would rather sleep with random women than raise a family. So when her son inevitably knocks up a woman and abandons his child, OP steps up to take care of her grandchild and help her daughter-in-law. Then, OP's son has the audacity to get upset at his mom for choosing his baby-mama over him, even though he's the one who already abandoned his family. Who do you think is the butthole here? Get Honey for FREE at joinhoney.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a hearing-impaired student in a music class with a stuck-up teacher. The battery in OP's hearing aid dies, so he raises his hand to ask his teacher for permission to go get more batteries. The teacher shuts him down, which means OP can't hear a single thing going on for the entire class. Eventually, the teacher hits him with "ARE YOU LISTENING?" and OP can honestly respond, "Nope!" Get Honey for FREE at joinhoney.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP has a tradition with his family where he gives them lottery tickets every Christmas. This year, his cousin's ticket was a winner and he won an whopping $50,000. As soon as OP's wife found out about this, she immediately told OP to ask for the winning ticket back, saying that they need $50,000 more than the cousin does. OP refuses, so she calls flips out and gives him the silent treatment as punishment. Is OP the butthole here? Get Honey for FREE at joinhoney.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works with a toxic Karen who is terrible at her job. A new high-level director comes into the organization and immediately realizes that Karen is dead weight. Karen becomes enraged, and turns in her letter of resignation as a threat to try to get what she wants. However, the new boss HAPPILY accepts the resignation letter, and refuses to allow Karen to change her mind. You wanted to quit, Karen, so we're happy to see you go! Get Honey for FREE at joinhoney.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we have this bizarre, unhinged rant from a Karen. She goes on and on about how she wants to change the world by creating some sort of kid's book? Or kid's movie? Or kid's museum? It's not exactly clear because this lady is off her rocker. She expects OP to help her make a free movie/book/museum out of the goodness of his heart. OP tries to give her some constructive criticism, but this causes her to spiral even more. Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP works at an ice cream parlor where scoops ice cream. One little girl asks for bubblegum flavor ice cream. OP warns her Karen mother that their bubblegum ice cream has real chunks of bubblegum in them, so its a choking hazard for young children. The Karen ignores OP's advice, which of course leads to the little girl almost choking to death. OP saves her with the Heimlich, and Karen calls the cops on him! WTF lady? Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Pettyrevenge In today's episode, OP was dating a boy for years until she found out that he was cheating on her! She started chatting with the other girl online, and the two bonded over trashing on their now ex-boyfriend. Pretty soon, they became bffs and started spending all of their time together. OP lost her boyfriend but gained a best friend! Now, the boyfriend has to endure constant ridicule from his two ex-lovers. Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP went on a date with a guy who has some... interesting beliefs. He told OP that girls get periods from their butts. OP was shocked and asked if he was joking, and he said no. He actually tried to argue with her that she was wrong and he was right -- that women get butt periods. OP laughed at him, which led to him storming off and then breaking up with her. LOL WHAT? Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Askreddit Have you ever been cockblocked or beaver-dammed? This Reddit thread is filled with depressing, frustrating, and infuriating stories about the worst times that people have been SO CLOSE to the finish line, only to get shut down at the last moment. What about you? Do you have any stories to share about times when you *almost* sealed the deal, but got denied in the end? Share them in the comments! Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP goes to pick up his mom, who lives next to a total douchebag neighbor. The neighbor gets pissed off for no reason at OP, and tells OP to wait right there for a tow truck. So, OP does exactly that and waits right there. When the tow truck driver arrives, the driver assumes that OP is the caller and he tows the neighbors car instead! LOL! Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is separated (but not divorced) from her cheating husband who is living with his hot, young mistress. Her husband refuses to sign divorce papers because he's hoping that she will pay him alimony. This tension leads to a blow-up confrontation at OP's work, so OP calls her husband's boss and gets him fired! Now her cheating ex is boo-hooing about his own wife getting him fired. Is OP the butthole here? Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP recounts a tale where he almost fell victim to insurance fraud. He was sitting in his truck at an intersection, when the lady in front of him reversed her car into OP's truck. When OP get out to confront her, she was already on the cops screaming about a crazed man wielding a tire iron. Thinking fast, OP jumps back into his vehicle and turns the tables on the Karen by pretending to be unconscious and tricking both Karen and the cops! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP's boss constantly piles more and more work onto his desk. Then, his boss leaves the office so he can go play golf during work hours. OP eventually gets sick of doing his boss's job for him, so he complains and gets told to do his job. OK boss, sure thing! OP will do HIS OWN job, not YOUR job, which results in the boss getting in huge trouble with the company and eventually getting fired. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars It's time for another episode of spoiled, out of touch people who don't understand the basic concept of spending money. We've got a guy who is demanding that women give him free breast milk. We've also got a company that is trying to pay people $10 per 4 hours of work, which comes out to $2.50/hour! What an incredible job opportunity! If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit stories! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP has to deal with an incredibly toxic family. His older brother is the golden child who can do no wrong in his parents' eyes. So when OP's older brother steals his car to go hang out with his friends, OP immediately calls the cops on his brother. OP's parents defend the brother and they even try to frame OP for his brother's crimes! This eventually leads to OP's entitled dad getting into a brawl, which gets him thrown in jail! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Antiwork In today's episode, OP has landed the perfect job! It's a straightforward data entry position. OP realizes that the job is insanely simple, so OP hires a freelance coder to write a piece of software that will automatically enter all the data. All OP has to do is click a single button, then sit around and watch TV all day while the program automatically does their job. OP literally gets paid to do nothing! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Relationships_Advice In today's episode, OP tells one of the most bizarre stories that I've ever encountered on Reddit. Her boyfriend has been cooking a lot of meals for her lately, and she's been getting really sick. One of their mutual friends approached OP at work and warned her that her boyfriend has been secretly blending up slugs and putting them in her food. He even killed her pet snail and fed it to her, and he kept a bucket of dead slugs under the sink. Disgusting! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole OP's sister is a real piece of work. When she was young, she got pregnant and dumped her child on OP to raise. OP has been dutifully raising her adopted niece for years. Then, OP's sister goes out and gets pregnant AGAIN! She once again plans on dumping her child on OP to raise so that she go right back to partying without any responsibilities. Except this time, OP doesn't want to be forced to adopt a second child. Is OP the butthole in this situation? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is trying to purchase a new phone from a retailer. He pre-purchases it online and shows up in store to pick it up, except that the clerk won't give him the phone. Instead, the guy tries to sell him the phone that he already paid for! When OP complains, the guy mocks OP and tells him to call customer support. So, that's exactly what he does and he gets the dude fired! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is the father of a teenage girl who has developed a mean streak. She constantly bullies and mocks OP's new wife, who is a breast cancer survivor. Things eventually take a turn for the worse when OP's daughter buys her stepmom a bra for Christmas... after she had a mastectomy due to breast cancer. OP is furious and punishes his daughter, which causes family members to call him the butthole. What do you think? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a waiter serving a group of rich, stuck-up Karens at a fancy restaurant. They're dining out on the patio, enjoying the ocean view. OP warns Karen and her party that it's about to rain soon, but of course they ignore them. Inevitably, the rain starts pouring down, but oh no! All the tables inside the restaurant have been filled! Guess you'll just have to eat out in the rain Karen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, a bakery is looking for a professional photographer to help build a new website for their store. Are they willing to pay the photographer for his time, equipment, expertise, and editing skills? Hahaha, of course not! No, they want to pay with bagels. Yep, the photographer can take home all of the leftover bagels he wants as a form of payment. Hey, at least it's better than getting paid in exposure, right? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP is a young girl who is paralyzed from the neck down. She was in her wheelchair waiting at a doctor's office. An entitled parent has her hands full, so she puts her purse on OP's lap without getting permission. When OP calls the Karen out on her behavior, the Karen replies, "Aren't you glad that you can finally feel useful?" Wow, imagine being so entitled that you literally treat a disabled child like a coffee table. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP recounts a story from his youth when his family was down on their luck and had to rent a place in a trailer park. The home they rented was repulsive. They had leaks, a cockroach infestation, mold, and the entire place was completely falling apart. Their landlord didn't care at all -- the only thing he card about was that they paid rent. So when one of their pipes starts to leak, OP's family doesn't bother reporting it! This leads to thousands of dollars of wasted water and hugely expensive repair costs that add up to $25,000! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Niceguys vs r/Nicegirls It's time for another epic showdown between the sexes! In this video, you get to decide which group is crazier: nigeguys or nicegirls. We've got cringey niceguys who think that women owe them love and affection, and we've got women who brazenly manipulate guys out of their money before ghosting them. If you ask me, each group is incredibly toxic in their own unique way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP and her fiance only have 1 car, which they share between them. OP's fiance asks to borrow OP's car so he can blow her off and hang out with his friends on New Years. She shuts him down because she needs to go to work nightshift that evening. Her fiance then secretly steals her car to go party with his friends, and when she calls him out on it, he basically says "Too bad! Just call into work sick." So, she calls the cops on him to get her car back. Is she the butthole here? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP gets assigned into a dreaded group project by his professor. Naturally, his teammate is a complete no-show, so OP has to do all of the work himself. OP tries to tell his professor that his teammate isn't helping, but the professor ignores him. So when the professor fails OP for not working as a team, OP takes up the issue with the dean and gets the professor fired! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a mother who recently gave birth to her first child. While delivering her baby, she had a very common "accident" in the delivery room. OP's husband saw it happen and was utterly disgusted. He constantly mocks OP for her accident, and even joked in front of their family that she needs to wear a diaper. She blows up at him for publicly mocking her, so then he gets upset that she embarrassed him in front of family. Who's the butthole in this situation? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a server at a restaurant that has horrible managers. The most toxic manager brings OP onto the bakery team, where OP discovers that their strawberries have gone rotten. Instead of throwing the strawberries away, the boss orders OP to serve the mold-covered strawberries, so OP complies. Pretty soon, the entire restaurant is angry and upset at the managers for serving mold-covered food, which leads to the manager getting fired! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP's toxic manager tries to screw OP over by cancelling his very important family vacation. OP laughs at his boss and warns that he's going to take his vacation no matter what. The boss threatens OP to work, or else! This prompts OP to get some revenge on this boss by refusing to do extremely critical work that nobody else in the company can do, resulting in MASSIVE fines. Maybe next time they'll try treating their employees with more respect! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP has absolutely repulsive parents who use their love life as a way to control OP. They passionately hug in every room in the house, including OP's own bed 🤮. Now, OP feels disgusted in her own home, and she doesn't even have a place of her own where she can feel safe because she knows that her parents have done it there too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is a star earner at his business. His job is to find high-paying clients for the company. After he gets transferred to a new branch, OP discovers that his new boss is lazy, entitled, and a lying jerk. The boss constantly promises OP that he will give him raises and more help, but then never follows through. So, OP decides to enact some prorevenge and completely nukes the branch office, and making the boss look like the one responsible for the massive failure! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Askreddit In today's episode, we have stories from the men and women of Reddit who share why they did NOT choose to go on a second date. We've got stories about creepy men who try to control their dates, insane girls who send out some major red flags, and even stories of people who show up to the date drunk and/or high on hard drugs. Do you have any similar stories about terrible first dates? Download Honey for free at Joinhoney.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's mother-in-law constantly tries to snoop on OP and her husband. She even sneaks into OP's bedroom to rummage through her private belongings. OP gets sick of the snooping and decides to set up a glitter trap! She places glitter above a door that her mother-in-law is banned from entering. Naturally, the mother-in-law can't resist snooping and triggers the glitter trap, covering her in glitter from head to toe. Good luck trying to argue that you weren't snooping when you're covered in glitter! Download Honey for free at Joinhoney.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works for as a campaign manager for a local candidate. She is incredibly good at her job, so much so that the candidate's entire campaign depends on OP. The candidate does what all Karens do -- she pisses off the wrong person by firing OP and refusing to pay OP her last month's salary. OP gets her revenge by systematically destroying her campaign and exploiting Karen's own stupidity to get a copy of the contract forcing Karen to pay up. Download Honey for free at Joinhoney.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is sick and tired of working at his terrible job. 20% percent of the department has already quit, which of course means more work, but not more money. OP overhears his boss saying something awful to another employee, so he sends out a company-wide resignation email telling everyone what happened. This causes a mass quit because everyone is disgusted by the boss's actions. Now, the business is in jeopardy. Is OP the butthole for ruining his boss's business? Download Honey for free at Joinhoney.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP's sister keeps walking around the house in just a tiny tanktop and a thong. OP is sick of constantly having to look at his sister's body, so he complains to their mom. The mom defends the sister, saying she can wear whatever she wants. Fine! Two can play at that game! OP (a guy) changes into a French maid outfit and hangs out in the family room. OP's sister and mom quickly realize the error of their ways and implement a new clothing policy around the house! Download Honey for free at Joinhoney.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars I feel sorry for professional artists sometimes. Can you imagine how often people come to them asking for free work? The artist in today's episode is tired of being used by choosing beggars, so he decides to give them exactly what they ask for -- and what they pay for! Terrible art for terrible people. What's the worst they could do... ask for a refund? Download Honey for free at Joinhoney.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, an entitled dad allows his loud kids to play on his neighbors' property. When OP calls them out on their sucky behavior, the entitled dad flips out and demands that OP move out of their home and work someplace else. This guy actually has the audacity to argue that OP doesn't have a right to work in the privacy of his own home. What is wrong with some people? If you like this content, be sure to subscribe for more daily content! Download Honey for free at Joinhoney.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP works for a CTO who is one of the dumbest workers on the planet. The guy honestly thought that it was a good idea to give every single person in the company the exact same password. Anybody could literally log into the CEO's email whenever they wanted. OP pointed out that this was a bad idea, but the CTO refused to make any changes because he's a lazy douchebag. So, OP calls out the CTO in front of the entire company and embarrasses his boss so badly that the CEO fires him! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/TIFU In today's episode, OP had some free time before his online Zoom class, so he and his girlfriend decided to "entertain" each other. OP finished up first, so he started the call while his girlfriend finished up next to him. Unfortunately, OP forgot to mute his microphone! So when his girlfriend crosses the finish line, his mic picks up the sound and his window lights up to let everybody in the class know where the noise came from. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP has a male coworker who wears a wedding band. Unfortunately, his wife passed away. OP finds this confusing. Why would he want to wear a wedding band when his wife is dead? She calls her coworker out on this, and her coworker basically tells her to mind her own business. OP doubles down and insists that OP should take off his wedding band, which deeply upsets her coworker. Now OP wants to know if she was the butthole in that situation! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works at a factory where she supervises a team of workers. These workers aren't allowed to start their day until after OP gives them directions. A new boss joins the factory and decides that OP has to start each morning with an ultra-important mandatory meeting that OP absolutely cannot skip! OP happily shows up to the meeting, which means that all of her underlings just stand around for hours waiting for her to give them directions. The boss learns about OP's malicious compliance and QUICKLY changes his stupid policy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP gets a visit from his brother and his family. Unfortunately, OP's nephew is a spoiled little brat who throws temper tantrums if he doesn't get what he wants. The nephew wants to steal a toy that belongs to OP's 2-year-old son, but OP refuses. This sparks a temper tantrum, and OP's brother tries to scold OP for ruining the trip by not preventing the temper tantrum. OP doesn't understand why he has to give up his own son's toys just to make his nephew happy. Is OP the butthole in this situation? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is working at a company where he helps many different teams. Things start just fine, but he quickly becomes overwhelmed as departments request more and more of his time. He eventually becomes unhappy and starts looking for a way out. Meanwhile, OP's boss order OP to just shut up and do his job, so that's exactly what he does! He does ONLY the things required in his job description and stops spending hours helping out all the departments that depend on his help. Before long, the entire department crumbles and OP's boss has to take all the blame! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars This story is pretty nuts. A 41-year-old lawyer decides that he's tired of working, so he actually sues his rich parents for money. Basically, he wants them to pay him a weekly allowance so that he doesn't have to go into work anymore. I should also mention that the dude already lives in a $1,000,000 house that his parents bought for him. Not only did he lose the case, but now he's pretty much guaranteed to be written out of inheritance. How stupid can you be? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP is a young child with brain damage. The doctors thought that OP was going to pass away, so he got a wish with the Make-A-Wish foundation. OP's mom basically said that since OP is dying anyway, he should just give his wish to his sister so that she could go to Disney World. OP's family even harassed and criticized OP, saying that they hate him for being selfish. Can you imagine trying to manipulate a literal dying child? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is constantly running into a douchebag who had an affair with his ex-girlfriend. The dude feels some sort of obligation to rub it into OP's face at every opportunity. Eventually, the guy goes too far and harasses OP at his favorite bar. The bartender has OP's back and tips off the police that the guy is about to drunk drive. The cops catch him on a three-strike policy and he gets tossed in jail! Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Pettyrevenge In today's episode, OP leaves a job and doesn't get his final paycheck. He contacts his old boss to let her know that he hasn't been paid yet, but she just blows him off. OP isn't the type of person to accept defeat, so he gets a judge involved! The judge hears the case and quickly rules in OP's favor. The boss originally owed OP $150, but she ends up paying him $3,000! Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, an entitled boy at school targets OP's younger sister. Luckily, OP was in the right spot at the right time to intervene before something terrible could happen. OP's younger sister recorded the incident on her phone, which put the boy in hot water with the school. Naturally, the boy's mother showed up and threw a fit that her son was being rightfully punished. She said that the girl probably deserved it and other absolutely awful statements. Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices