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r/Entitledparents Karen Called the Cops on Me... But SHE Got In Trouble!
r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP's neighbors run a car restoration shop out of their garage. The neighborhood Karen and her spoiled son decide that they want to buy the garage property so they can build a house. When the car mechanics refuse to sell their garage, Karen and her son become enraged! They call the cops on OP and claim that he is doing illegal crimes without any evidence. Unbeknownst to Karen, the mechanics had installed security cameras, which reveals that Karen was lying to the cops, so SHE got in trouble. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole for Recording My Roommate "Doing It" with a Hidden Cam?
r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP suspects that something fishy is going on in his bedroom while he's out. He decides to set up a hidden camera in his bedroom. He's shocked to discover that his roommate is passionately hugging girls in his bedroom while he's out. He confronts his roommate with the evidence, and his roommate calls OP a giant butthole for secretly recording him passionately hugging. Is OP the butthole in this situation? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge Scam Me? I'll Steal Your $1,000,000 Inheritance!
r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP has a manipulative cousin who is doing everything he can to get his rich grandfather's inheritance. The cousin tricks OP and the grandfather and gets OP kicked out of the house. OP gets revenge by setting a trap that he knows the cousin is too greedy to possibly resist. The cousin gets caught red-handed stealing jewelry from his grandparents, which invalidates his claim to his (possible) $1,000,000 inheritance! Get 10% off your first month at Betterhelp.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/TIFU By Accidentally Becoming a Ghost! 👻
r/TIFU In today's episode, OP recalls a story from his teenage years when he was hanging out in the woods with his buddies during Halloween. OP and his friends becomes spooked when two people approach their campsite, so they run to hide in the woods. OP eventually decides to scare off the newcomers, which results in an absurd series of events that ends with the entire town believing that the forest is haunted by ghosts! Get 10% off your first month at Betterhelp.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole for Refusing to Be My Dad's Wife?
r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a young teenage girl living with her widower father after her mother passed away. Her father keep making OP do all of the chores that the mother used to do. Meanwhile, the father doesn't make OP's brother do any extra chores at all. OP starts to feel like she's becoming her dad's replacement wife, so she finally takes a stand and shuts her father down. He gets upset at her, leaving OP to wonder if she's the butthole in this situation. What do you think? Get 10% off your first month at Betterhelp.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole for Getting My Kid's Teacher Fired?
r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP has a young daughter who is diabetic, so she needs to eat snacks at regular intervals to keep her blood sugar levels up. One of her teacher banned snacks in the class room, despite the fact that this violates federal law. OP warned the teacher about the snack policy, but when the teacher refused to comply OP has to escalate by reporting her to the principal. The teacher got fired as a result, leaving OP to wonder if she took it too far. Is OP the butthole here? Get 10% off your first month at Betterhelp.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance Karen Ignored Zoo Signs and A LION PEED ON HER!
r/Maliciouscompliance In today's video, an entitled Karen thought that zoo signs don't apply to her. So when Karen ignored a warning sign that said "Sit behind the yellow line," the zookeepers saw an opportunity for malicious compliance! Karen, I hope you brought your raincoat, because you just entered the SPLASH ZONE! A zookeeper tells a command to the lion, who turns around and gives Karen a full body spray! Get 10% off your first month at Betterhelp.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars Seeking Full-Time Employee - Pay: $1/hour!
r/Choosingbeggars Are you looking for a job? Well boy do I have the perfect job for you! If you're college educated, you have the amazing opportunity to watch FOUR young boys for the incredible rate of $1 per hour! You'll have to pay for your own meals and transportation, of course. That's only fair! LOL, good luck lady. If anybody is willing to watch your kids for $1/hour, they're definitely not the type of person you'd want hanging out with your kids. Get 10% off your first month at Betterhelp.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents Karen Claims She Owns My Kids!
r/Entitledparents OP has the mother-in-law from hell! OP has children, and her mother-in-law seems to think that just because she's a grandparent, she has the right to come and take the kids whenever she wants, even if OP disagrees. OP turns down her MIL's request to take the kids, so her MIL flips out and begins a day-long harassment campaign. She shows up unannounced, camps out in the parking lot outside of OP's house to spy on her, and harasses OP and her husband. She even threatened legal action! Imagine being so entitled that you think you're entitled to another person's children! Get 10% off your first month at Betterhelp.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge Speed on My Street? I'll Make You Crash Your Truck!
r/Prorevenge OP is a peaceful homeowner who has a couple of young kids who like to play on the street. Some jerk in a truck keeps speeding down OP's street, risking the lives of both him and his children. He tries to get the guy to slow down, which just makes him speed even more. So, OP decides to set up a clever little trap by filling orange cones with cement and rebar. When the driver tried to run over the cones, he was in for a big surprise! Download the GetUpside app and use Code "Slash" to get up to 50¢ off per gallon on your next tank of gas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Pettyrevenge I Embarrassed My Lying Boss in Front of the Entire Company
r/Pettyrevenge In today's episode, OP's boss gets Covid conveniently right before a giant deadline at work. The boss leaves OP and all of his coworkers hanging for months. Later, OP notices his boss in the trailer for an upcoming reality TV show. He quickly looks up when the episode filmed and discovers that his boss lied about being sick so that he could go on the reality TV show. OP concocts an elaborate plan to reveal his lie to the entire company! Download the GetUpside app and use Code "Slash" to get up to 50¢ off per gallon on your next tank of gas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/F-youkaren Karen Fights Giant T-Rex
r/F-youkaren Do Karens hate everything? I mean, who hates T-Rexes? I thought it was a universal law that everybody had to love T-Rexes. They may be the coolest animal to have ever existed. Well, this Karen decides that a giant T-Rex statue in a McDonalds parking lot is an affront to her sensibilities and it must be removed at any cost. What do you think? Should the T-Rex stay up, or should we feed the Karen to the T-Rex is some sort of ritualistic sacrifice? Download the GetUpside app and use Code "Slash" to get up to 50¢ off per gallon on your next tank of gas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance They Made Me Wear a Bra, So I Wore it on My Head
r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a woman who endured a double-mastectomy's. She's also an avid swimmer who swims at the local swimming pool. The pool manager go on OP's case because she wasn't wearing a tank top without a bra while swimming. OP carefully read through their policy and discovered that the rules don't explicitly state WHERE the bra has to be worn, so she wore it on her head. They quickly changed the policy after that! Download the GetUpside app and use Code "Slash" to get up to 50¢ off per gallon on your next tank of gas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents A KAREN ACTUALLY SPANKED ME!
r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP is a teenage girl who was sick at home. She was resting in her bed while family friends were visiting. An entitled brat walks into her room, so of course she kicks him out -- she's sick, after all! A furious entitled mom bursts into OP's room and then actually tries to spank OP. This wasn't OP's mom who spanked her -- the entitled mom was a guest in their house, and she thought it was a good idea to spank the homeowner's kid! Download the GetUpside app and use Code "Slash" to get up to 50¢ off per gallon on your next tank of gas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Rpghorrorstories A N*ked Catgirl Destroyed My D&D Game
r/Rpghorrorstories In today's episode, OP is a charming and attractive fella who decides to start a D&D game with a couple of friends. These friends also know that OP is in a relationship with his girlfriend. That doesn't stop the two girls in his D&D group from coming up with a plan to tempt OP into cheating on his girlfriend. One of the players sneaks off into OP's room and presents herself to him in full catgirl attire, and then gets upset when OP kicks her out of the apartment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance My Boss Wants to Race Me... But I'm Pro Racer
r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has a boss who's OBSESSED with racing. The boss forces all of his employees to attend a go kart racing company event so that he can beat all of his employees in the race and feel good about himself. The boss forces OP to go... but the boss isn't aware that OP is a competitive go kart racer. OP absolutely destroys his boss in the race, embarrassing him in front of the whole company! Download the GetUpside app and use Code "Slash" to get up to 50¢ off per gallon on your next tank of gas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars "BUY MY KIDS CHRISTMAS PRESENTS!"
r/Choosingbeggars It's November, so you know what that means! It's time for entitled Karens to demand that strangers buy Christmas presents for their kids! What? You don't want to buy presents for kids you've never met? What's wrong with you! Are you some kind of monster?! You're going to RUIN THEIR CHRISTMAS! The choosing beggar in today's video asks Facebook to supply free toys for her kids, and she actually gets upset when people try to help her. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Askreddit What Made You Walk Out of a Job Interview?
r/Askreddit Have you ever had a terrible job interview? Your experience probably doesn't come close to these AWFUL interview stories. We've got a story from one guy who was literally locked inside the building and couldn't escape. The interviewers called him to scold him for not showing up on time, and he had to beg them to let him out. Another person showed up for an interview at a school, and the teacher at the school were wearing blackface 😲 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge I Tricked My Boss into Giving Me $40,000!
r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP works for a toxic boss at a hair salon. She knows that her boss is screwing over her workers to make more money, so she decides to play a dirty trick on her manipulative boss. She tells a clever lie to the local gossip, so of course the rumor makes its way to the boss's ear. The rumor tricks the boss into giving OP a huge raise, resulting in an extra $40,000! The boss was too stupid to realize that she was being played into giving OP extra money for nothing! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/TIFU I Accidentally Married My Step-Brother
r/TIFU In today's story, OP is a young woman who happily married the man of her dreams. During their wedding, OP introduced her single dad to her new husband's single mom. The parents immediately hit it off and started dating. Eventually, they got married too! This means that OP accidentally got married to her own step-brother. Oops! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole For Kicking All the Women Out of My Wedding?
r/AmITheA**hole For some reason, all of the women in OP's family are incredibly toxic. They prank, harass, and tease other women who join the family. So when OP decides to marry the love of his life, his family members decide to "prank" OP's fiancé by them all showing up to the wedding wearing white. OP kicks them out -- every single one of them. They get upset at OP and his fiancé because they can't handle a "simple prank." Is OP the butthole in this situation? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance "Sue Me!" "Sure." "NO WAIT!"
r/Maliciouscompliance If this subreddit has taught me anything, it's that you should be extremely careful when you say, "So sue me." A real estate company learns that lesson the hard way when they refuse to remove OP from a no-renters list, which makes it extremely difficult for OP to find housing. They tell OP "so sue me," so that's exactly what OP does! The judge blasts the real estate company's lawyers for their incompetence and order them to comply with OP's request immediately. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole For Abandoning My Kids to Go Party?
r/AmITheA**hole I genuinely can't believe the woman in today's story. She has 3 kids: a 17-year-old girl, another daughter is recovering from surgery, and her youngest is a special needs child. OP wants to go off TO ANOTHER STATE to party with her sisters, leaving her 17-year-old in charge of her younger siblings. The 17-year-old is upset because this means that she will miss out on a school dance. OP basically says, "Sorry sweetie, but mommy's party time is more important than your party time." Is OP the butthole? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance How I Completely Destroyed My Toxic HOA
r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP resists joining his neighborhood HOA. The HOA eventually tricks OP into joining under false pretenses, and then starts billing OP for a huge amount of money. However, the HOA screwed up OP's contract, which left him with all of the power. He went to his lawyer and discovered that he absolutely had the HOA by the balls. They had to do whatever he said, and there was nothing they could do to stop him. He embarrassed the HOA so badly the the HOA president moved out of the country LOL! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars "Why Won't You Give Me $90,000?!"
r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, a choosing beggar wants a door company to hand over $90,000 in free product for "exposure." Yes, you read that correctly: $90,000 in free product. She thinks that installing the doors on her horse barn will help the company make money by exposing the product to other people. She also tried to argue that the doors should only be worth $10,000, so she should get an $80,000 discount. Lady, WTF??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents "I Have Kids, So Pay for My $3,000 Vacation!"
r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP is happily childfree, which of course means that he's able to save more money. His friends, however, decided to have kids so they're frequently strapped for cash. OP has been saving money for months to go on a long vacation. When his entitled-parent friends find out about that, they demand that OP gives them $3,000 so they can have a vacation of their own. Fat chance! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge My Boss Fired Me & Gave My Job to His Mistress!
r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP worked at a very high level in a large company. He accidentally discovered that his boss was embezzling money from the company, so OP's boss fired OP. Then, the boss turned around and gave the job to his mistress! OP patiently created a revenge plan that involved luring his boss out of the country (on the boss's dime) during a very important corporate meeting. Then, he tipped off the company that the boss was about to quit. In one weekend, OP destroyed his old boss's job, dreams, and marriage! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/TIFU By Accidentally Kidnapping a Child!
r/TIFU In today's episode, OP was babysitting his nephew for the day. When he went to go pick up his nephew, his nephew says that his friend can come hang out for the day as well. OP asks the friend if his mom knows about this, and the kid says "yes." So, OP takes his nephew and the friend to his home without realizing that the friend was lying about having permission. He later gets a frantic call from his sister asking if he had the friend. She was about to call the cops and file a missing person's report! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole A 16-year-old Stalker Broke Into My House to Give Me Cake!
r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's son is a 16 year-old-boy who was in a relationship with a girl from school. He lost a family member, so he broke up with his girlfriend so he could have time to heal. The girl did NOT take it well and started harassing and stalking her ex-boyfriend. Eventually, she took it way too far when she broke into OP's house, redecorated a room, and served her ex-boyfriend a cake. OP decided to press charges for breaking and entering, but now people are calling him a butthole. What do you think? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance The Owner said "Take that Off," so I Stripped!
r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a part of a biker crew that visited a bar. One of the bikers was wearing a full-body leather riding suit. The owner demanded that everybody take off their biker gear, so he maliciously complied and took off his one-piece riding suit. He wasn't wearing anything underneath, so he was standing in the middle of the bar in his birthday suit! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole My Boyfriend Knocked Up My Sister!
r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP spent most of her childhood caring for her younger sister, who had cancer as a child. Her sister grew up to be spoiled, and decided to have an affair with OP's boyfriend for months without OP knowing. She even got pregnant by OP's boyfriend! When OP found, she was absolutely devastated. Now OP's family is pressuring OP to just accept the new relationship and move on. Is OP the butthole in this situation? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance "I'M THE BOSS SO I'M ALWAYS RIGHT!"
r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP goes head-to-head with an egotistical manager at a Red Lobster. OP knows that the manager is wrong, but this is Malicious Compliance so OP is more than happy to obey the manager's stupid instructions. OP complies, causing the restaurant to get hugely backed up during rush hour. Everyone in the restaurant blames the manager, who of course tries to pin the blame on OP. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars "WHY WON'T ANYBODY BUY ME A CAR?! 😡"
r/Choosingbeggars Does anybody out there have about $20,000 just sitting around? This choosing beggar wants somebody to buy them a brand new car. Don't worry, it doesn't have to be a Ferrari or anything crazy like that. All they want is a new SUV that costs around $20-30,000. That's not too bad, right? You can just venmo the money to them. Thanks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents "GET PREGNANT OR I'M DISOWNING YOU!"
r/Entitledparents In today's episode, a happy couple decide to adopt a sweet little girl. When they announce that they don't intend to have biological children, their parents flip out and start harassing them to get pregnant. They even go so far as to say that they will disown their son if he doesn't give them a grandchild. If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit videos! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge Fire Me? I'll Destroy Your Life TWICE!
r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP works as a teacher at a private school. The owner is an incredibly toxic employer who treats his employees like garbage and looks down on his "lessers." He eventually fires OP, so OP goes reports his boss to the government for using hundreds of pirated software programs. The boss got hit with so many fines that he had to shut down his business! Apparently the boss didn't learn his lesson, because he tried to sue OP and lost even more money! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole "Here Lies a Dirty Cheater"
r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's father went through a bitter divorce with his mother. His father actually passed away while he was trying to run away to Canada with his mistress. OP's mom retaliated against her cheating husband by calling him an adulterer on his gravestone. Now OP's family members are pressuring OP to change the headstone. Is the butthole by sticking by his mother's decision? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/TIFU By Trying the One Chip Challenge... Twice
r/TIFU There's a trend going around to eat the world's spiciest potato chip. It only takes 1 chip to set your mouth on fire. For some reason, OP decides that it's a good idea to eat not one chip, but TWO! As you might expect, he immediately regrets that decision because it feels like a campfire is burning inside of his mouth. He tries to drink water, which just spreads the spicy oils down his throat and across his lips. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Idontworkherelady A Karen Tried to Rip My Clothes Off!
r/Idontworkherelady In today's episode, OP gets mistaken as an employee at a retail store because she happens to be wearing clothes from that store. A Karen asks OP where she got her clothes. OP says she doesn't work there, so the Karen becomes enraged and tries to physically rip the clothes off of OP's body! OP managed to clock the Karen in the face during the confrontation, so Karen got way more than she bargained for! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole My Hubby Skipped My Son's Birth to Watch Football
r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is so pregnant that she could go into labor at any moment. Despite this, her husband insists on hanging out with his buddies every night to watch sports games. OP goes into labor, and her husband refuses to come take her to the hospital because the game isn't over yet. He even lies to her and tells her that he's on the way, when in reality he was just hanging with his friends, watching the game. OP eventually had to call another relative to take her to the hospital. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance Obey the Dress Code? LOL OK!
r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has an obnoxious who likes to control people just because he can control people. He rides OP about the office dress code, so OP is happy to maliciously comply by exploiting a loophole in the company dress code that allows him to proudly display his thick chest hair. Careful what you wish for, boss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole My Baby "Assaulted" a Woman!
r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP takes her one-year-old child to work for a "take your kid to work" day. Her pregnant coworker also shows up. OP's child, being a young kid, looks up the pregnant coworker's dress. The coworker absolutely loses her mind and says that OP's literal baby was mean to her, and that this is how predators are made. Lady, WHAT? He's literally 1-and-a-half years old. He's not attacking you, he's just a curious kid. Are you actually that insane? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance Karen Yelled at Me, So I Towed Her Car 😂
r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works as a security guard at a large facility. He notices a Karen park her car in a reserved space, and then sneak in through a back door without paying for her ticket! OP doesn't really care about the stolen ticket, but he approaches her to get her to move her car. She assumes that he's there about the stolen ticket, so she quickly shuts OP down. OP just shrugs, walks off, and tows the Karen's car! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars "I'll Hire You If You Sleep with Me"
r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP gets a disgusting offer from a firefighter. OP's a woman, and the guy claims that he can help her get a firefighter job if she sleeps with him. He writes this long, gross, multi-page text with all the reasons why she should become his friends with benefits, and how he's a "really nice guy" who's also "amazing in bed." Dude, if you're really such a catch, why do you have to blackmail girls into being with you? 🙄 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents She Stole a Dying Child's Make-a-Wish!
r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP tells a story from when she was a young girl suffering from a very dangerous type of cancer. She got offered a wish by the Make-a-Wish foundation. She really wanted to go meet her favorite band, but her toxic mother forced her to take the entire family to a tropical vacation instead. OP gave in because she was just a child who wanted to make her mother happy, even though she really wanted to see that band. Wow, imagine stealing a dying child's last wish 🤡🤡🤡 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge I Got My Boss FIRED & Ruined His Company!
r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP's bosses try to save some money by forcing all of the employees into doing illegal maintenance around the store. OP refuses to do these highly dangerous tasks, so of course his boss tries to fire him. OP retaliates by reporting the company to government agencies, which immediately shut the company down for dangerous work practices. The freaking CEO of the company comes to fire OP's boss, and beg OP not to press charges! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/TIFU My Cat Thought My 🍆 Was a Cat Toy!
r/TIFU In today's episode, OP was taking a shower and chose not to wrap a towel around his waste when he was finished. This turned out to be a terrible mistake, because his wife's new kitten is very curious and playful. So when the kitten so a new *dangly toy* attached to OP's waist, the cat pounced! OP felt SEARING PAIN as the kitten attacked a certain body that should definitely never be attacked by kittens. Ouch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole My Roommate Robbed Me, and Wants ME to Pay HER!
r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's roommate sneaks into his room and steals a special dish that his girlfriend cooked for him. The dish contains nuts, which OP's roommate is extremely allergic to. When she eats the dish, she has a reaction and has to use an epipen. The roommate flips out on OP and demands that OP pays for her epipen because OP is "responsible" for the dish with nuts. But lady... YOU STOLE THE DISH! That makes you a thief, so why should OP pay you anything? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance Teacher: Prove You're Sick! Student: 🤮🤮🤮
r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has a toxic math teacher who absolutely hates his guts for no reason. So when OP is feeling sick one day during a test, his math teacher assumes that he's faking it and tells him to prove that he' ssick. OP happily obliges, even though he couldn't stop himself even if he wanted to. He barfs all over the classroom floor. This insane teacher then tries to get OP in trouble by claiming that he did it on purpose just to make a scene in class. WTF? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance Pay Me Less? Guess I'll Work Less 🤷
r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP overperforms at his new job because he's chasing a promotion! During his first yearly review, his boss tells him that they don't give out big promotions for people in their first year, so OP doesn't get a promotion. OP decides that if they're going to pay him a minimum wage salary, then he's going to deliver minimum wage work! He stops doing all of his boss's work, and his boss's life immediately becomes miserable. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars Now Hiring Full-Time Sex Slave - NO PAY!
r/Choosingbeggars I've just found an incredible job opportunity! This person wants a full-time love slave to clean their house, do their dishes, and drive them around town for free! However, there will be no hanky-panky of ANY kind. So basically this person just wants a full-time live-in slave who does all of their chores for free. Why on earth would anybody sign up for that? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices