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r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, a careless Karen causes a three-car accident while driving. Even though she's the person who was at fault, she demanded that OP call the cops. Sure thing, lady! The cops arrive, quickly determine that Karen was at fault, and then throw her in cuffs because she was driving without insurance. Why on earth would you call the cops when you're the person who's breaking the law? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a young girl who has an apartment next to some really creepy neighbors. She notices that the father of the household is constantly staring at her through her large windows, so she decides to put up one-way mirror film along her mirrors. She can see out, but the neighbors can't see in. These neighbors actually have the audacity to come knock on her door and scold her for not letting them spy on her through her windows anymore! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance OP is a trucker who has to make a pit stop every 2-3 hours to relieve himself. During one of his regularly scheduled pit stops, he has to go in a bottle instead of off the side of the road. Well, a cop pulls him over and suspects that he's up to no good, and the cop demands OP prove that he wasn't doing anything illegal. OP happily complies by handing over a bottle of his warmest, freshest brew! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, we have a chilling story from 2019, before all of the craziness of 2020. OP went on a cruise ship, and also on this cruise ship was an entitled mom and her extremely sick entitled kid. The entitled mom could have made the sick kid stay in his room while he recovered, but nope! She allowed her kid to spread the disease all over the cruise ship until virtually the entire ship was sick. It got so bad that ports wouldn't even allow the ship to dock! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Askreddit Have you ever had a coworker from hell? The Reddit users in these posts share their stories of the absolute worst of the worst coworkers. We've got one guy who likes to play with himself (to completion!) in the middle of a crowded office, toxic coworkers who haze female employees, and idiotic liars. Who is your coworker from hell? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge What does OP do when he discovers that his wife is cheating on him with a doctor? Does he confront her and call her names? Does he kick her out of the house? Nope! He plays the long con and patiently pursues a devious revenge plan over the course of 3 years. At the end of it all, he ends up with the house, the money, the kids, and even a new girl! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP wife is acting completely crazy. She claims that OP's cats are constantly waking her up in the middle of the night. OP decides to see how noisy his cats really are, so he pretends to go to asleep but instead spends all night listening to the cats. The cats are quiet all night, but in the morning his wife whines that the cats kept her up. When he confronts her on the lie, things go downhill really quickly. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Militarystories In today's episode, a bunch of army veterans were put back into basic training due to bureaucratic red tape. When these seasoned veterans go to help set up a shooting range, a bunch of drill sergeants immediately jump on the veterans and start screaming at them. Well, they picked on the wrong soldiers, because the veterans quickly establish the pecking order in hilarious fashion! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP gets his $2500 bicycle stolen by some spoiled teenager. Luckily, he's able to find that his bike is being sold on Facebook marketplace, so he goes to confront the teen. He's surprised to discover that the teenager's mom is there with the bike, trying to sell it. He calls the cops to get the teenager arrested, and later the teen's dad calls up OP for some good old-fashioned witness intimidation. Surprise! The father got arrested too! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is helping his friend resolve a bogus ambulance bill that is most definitely illegal. He calls up the ambulance company to try to resolve things peacefully, but the representative on the phone is less than helpful. She yells, "So sue me!" The thing is, OP is a lawyer, so he's more than happy to maliciously comply with that request! After he files the lawsuit, the company's lawyer calls back and practically begs to settle out of court. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has chronic ear infections and is deaf. She can't hear anything without her hearing aids, and unfortunately she can't wear her aids when she has an ear infection flare up. Her boss decides that she still has to work anyway, so he puts her on phone duty. A deaf person... on phone duty. When OP doesn't answer the phones, the boss yells at her. Dude, what did you expect? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, a 41 year old unemployed man decides that he's going to sue his rich parents for an allowance. Can you imagine being 41 and having to take your mommy and daddy to court for a weekly allowance? I wonder what his parents think of him. If you like this content and want to see more, be sure to subscribe for daily Reddit episodes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP was in Texas during the power outage. For some reason, his crazy neighbor Karen decides that she would rather live in OP's house during the outage, so she comes up and knocks on his door, demanding to live in his house. OP turns her down (obviously), so she forces her way inside and refuses to leave. Luckily, OP is able to trick her out of the house by telling her that he'll grab her a key, and then he locks the door behind her! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP lives next to a couple of idiots who love to throw loud, late night parties in their house. During their most recent shindig, the neighbors allow all of their guests to park on OP's property. But OP was prepared for this -- she works at a tow truck company! She called her office and had dozens of their cars towed away. Maybe next time you won't park like a bunch of jerks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Askreddit In today's episode, we have stories from people who have amazing stories to tell, but nobody on Reddit has ever asked the right question. We've got possums eating sandwiches, people losing their wallets on murder scenes, and a guy who loses thousands of dollars from Uber Eats just because he bought some chicken nuggets. If you like this content, be sure to subscribe for more daily Reddit episodes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Relationships_Advice In today's episode, OP has a boyfriend who is constantly using Tinder, even though they've been in a committed relationship for 3 years. At least, she THINKS they have a committed relationship. When OP catches her boyfriend in one too many lies, she decides that enough is enough and it's time to end their relationship permanently. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a young woman who's taking online classes at her school. She needs to leave the class session to attend to feminine hygiene, so she messages her teacher to ask for permission to leave. The teacher refuses, and tells her that she should control herself better. OP decides to report her teacher, which could result in the teacher getting fired. Is OP the butthole here? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's sister-in-law is an absolute mega-Karen who is constantly blowing all of her money in get rich quick schemes. Karen ropes OP's wife into a scheme. OP's wife withdraws a huge chunk of their life savings to invest in an MLM scheme. OP tells his wife that if she doesn't return the money, he's going to divide all of their finances because he can't trust her anymore. Naturally, she flips out on him and says that he's suppressing her dreams. What do you think? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance OP decides to do some shopping at a convenience store, where he happens to find some packaged salami. Delighted, he buys the seemingly innocent meat and takes it home to eat. However, when he unpackages the ancient and terrible beast, he discovers a foe that no mere mortal could defeat. He takes the stinky sausage back to the convenience store, where the clerk demands OP to unwrap the salami before she processes a refund. You want to smell the salami, lady? Don't say I didn't warn you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works at a fast food joint and a Karen takes over as a new manager. On her very first day on the job, Karen retreats to the office and completely ignores the business so she can watch TV. She was even scheduled to work the line that day, so all the other workers were working a man down due to her laziness. The workers eventually become too stressed out due to the toxic work environment, so one of the employees throws a milkshake at a customer, which leads the employees mass quitting. That Karen really messed up her first day on the job! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents OP is a pepper head! He loves all things spicy, so he decides to make himself some ultra spicy hot wings. Unbeknownst to OP, his roommate's friend (the entitled mother) comes over with her kid. The entitled mother sees the chicken wings sitting on the counter, so what does she do? Naturally, she steals a wing and gives it to her precious child. The poor kid eats it and immediately starts screaming because it feels like her mouth is on fire. The entitled mother then starts screaming at OP for not having safe food that she could steal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is struggling with some of the worst professors imaginable. He's got one professor, professor sleazy, who has a habit of making passes at young male students. He has another professor who treats her students unfairly and hands out grades based on favoritism. Eventually, one of his professors makes the mistake of propositioning him through email, so OP takes the email to the dean and threatens to destroy the school's reputation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP graciously decides to be a surrogate for her sister, who has troubles for fertility. The problem is that OP's sister keeps pretending that she's the one who's pregnant. When OP and her sister go shopping, a considerate worker offers OP a chair because, well, she is actually pregnant. OP's sister flips out and says that she's the one who deserves the chair because it's her child. OP yells at her sister that even though it's her sister's child, OP is the one who is actually pregnant and she's exhausted from constantly running around. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP works as an assistant at a big fancy company with lots of highly paid specialists. OP's coworkers gathered around to talk about how great it is to have money and how much they don't respect people who are poor. OP said that she's poor, so does that mean they don't respect her? Amazingly, her coworkers responded by saying that she was being disrespectful. What is wrong with some people? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, we have a student to grapples with his school's strict dress code. OP is a bisexual student who is constantly bullied by his classmates, who steal his belt. He retaliates by wearing a gay pride belt to school, which also gets stolen. When the bully gets caught with the stolen belt, the bully is stuck with an impossible choice: Does he admit he stole it and get in trouble, or does he say the belt is his and then get bullied himself? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance Ijn today's episode, OP is an accountant at a huge corporation. She notices a discrepancy in the numbers and realizes that somebody is embezzling a huge amount of money from the company. She tries to report it, but her boss shuts her down. A short while later the boss fires OP and requests that she do an exit interview. You want an exit interview, boss? Sure thing! I'll be sure to tell them all about how you stole $1,000,000 from the company! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we have a romantic gentleman looking for the love of his life. He attempts to find his better half by writing a long wishlist and posting it online. He's basically looking for a supermodel love-slave who likes to cook and has "thick muscle thighs." Can't say I blame you, buddy. Aren't we all? If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit videos! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP and her friend were raised in a toxic cult. Luckily, they were able to escape from their crazy cult and live a normal life on their owns. Tragedy strikes when OP's friend gets in a motorcycle accident and his hospitalized. The friend's family finds out about the accident and comes to the hospital where they try to abduct him. OP responds by systematically destroying their lives and families. If you like this content, subscribe to my channel for more daily Reddit content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Askreddit We've got stories of people who realize they need to get the hell out of here as quickly as possible. One guy goes camping by himself in the woods and finds a wild animal that looks like it's been ritualistically sacrificed. Another person witnesses an attempted murder at a Waffle House. Another guy nearly gets eaten alive by a pack of wild dogs. These stories are shocking, bizarre, and truly terrifying! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole OP is an older gentleman who's dating the mother of an adult daughter. OP searches the daughter's username on Google hoping to find the daughter's Instagram. Instead, he finds her Reddit account, which she uses to post ~adult~ pictures. He immediately exits out of the page, but it's too late: he saw pictures of body parts that he definitely shouldn't have seen. He told his girlfriend about it, and now his girlfriend and the daughter are upset at OP. Is the butthole for looking at a butthole? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's story, OP and his friends work at a fast food restaurant. The managers never trained OP and his friends on how to close, but nonetheless they force OP to close the restaurant. The next day, the managers yell at OP and his friends for closing down the restaurant incorrectly, even though they've never been trained. When OP protests, the manager says that if they don't like it, quit! Sure thing, boss! OP and his friends walked out in the middle of a slammed restaurant. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP is a photographer who specializes in taking ~adult~ photographs for her clients. OP gets a new girl as a potential client, and this client actually asks OP to pay for butt implant surgery so she can have a bigger butt for the photoshoot. And the crazy thing is that she expects the surgery to happen THE SAME DAY as the photoshoot. What reality are these choosing beggars living in? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Tifu In today's story, OP is in a very important interview with his dream job -- a job at Reddit.com! The interviewer asks OP what sort of content he would share with viewers, and of course he mentions the legendary poop knife story. The interviewer has never heard of this post, so he's shocked and horrified. Does OP take a hint and stop talking about that gross story? NOPE! He just keeps rambling on and on about that infamous Reddit post. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP finds out that he has an adult daughter from an old relationship with his ex-girlfriend. The ex-girlfriend recently passed away, so the daughter sought out OP to try to build a relationship with him. But here's the catch: the ex told the daughter that OP abandoned her, when in reality OP had no idea that the ex was even pregnant. The ex lied to OP! After OP told his daughter the truth, the ex's family is upset that the dead mother is revealed to be a liar. Is OP the butthole in this situation? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents Is there anything more dangerous than a Karen with a gun? In today's episode, OP is at the firing range practicing his aim. An entitled Karen decides that OP has no business shooting such a loud gun, so she actually walks up to him and tries to grab the gun out of his hands WHILE HE'S SHOOTING IT! Lady, do you have a death wish or something? Luckily, the store owners come to help and resolve the situation peacefully. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Storiesaboutkevin The Kevin in today's episode is especially dumb. Not only did he call the bomb squad on a stuffed animal and think that guys get periods, but he also randomly decided that it would be a good idea to drink his own pee. So, he starts guzzling it down by the gallon! Bottoms up, Kevin! If you like this content, be sure to subscribe for more daily Reddit videos! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a very skilled interior decorator and is living in a department. When the landlord discovers that OP's apartment looks incredibly beautiful, the landlord decides that he's going to start using OP's apartment as a model apartment to show prospective tenants. OP is having none of that, so he decides to do some redecorating... with mountains of gay e**tica. The landlord changes his mind pretty quickly! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, a bunch of greedy business owners decide that they're going to fire a huge chunk of their workers while giving all of the executive staff massive pay raises. The workers find out about the plan and decide to stage a mass walk-off... before the bosses are ready for it! The entire staff quits, leaving the company with no workers and too many managers, so of course the company can no longer handle the workload and it quickly crumbles. Oops! Maybe pay your workers next time 🤷 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP has a nutty neighbor who believes that OP should just give her a huge piece of his property so that she can build a swimming pool. She demands OP to come to her house and sign over his driveway to her. When OP refuses, she says that she will take it from him with or without his help, so he may as well make it easy on everyone. And the best part: we have a voicemail! Yep, this video has a voicemail from a crazy, ranting Karen about how she deserves someone else's property. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a black woman with a young daughter who goes to daycare. OP was shocked to discover that the daycare was segregating the black kids from the white kids by forcing the black kids to play in the sun, and letting the white kids play in the shade. OP told the daycare owner that this isn't safe because the kids could get sunburned, and then the daycare owner had the audacity to argue with the black woman and say that black people can't get sunburn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Pettyrevenge In today's episode, a complete jerkface decides to park in disabled parking even though he doesn't have a disabled placard. OP's mom, however, is disabled and she relies on those parking spaces. When jerkface walks off and leaves his car alone, OP's mom takes advantage of the freezing temperatures and some water to encase the jerk's key wells in solid ice. Maybe next time you'll think twice about being an inconsiderate prick! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Askreddit in today's Askreddit thread, we check out times when terrible rules at a person's school or work has backfired terribly! For example, one student threw his bully out of a school window because of his school's zero tolerance policy on violence. His perspective was, "If I'm going to get punished for defending myself, I may as well make it worth my while!" We also have stories of employees showing their bosses just how incredibly stupid the new company policies are. If you like this content, hit the subscribe button for more daily Reddit videos! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has dyslexia and joins a college class. OP is allowed to use digital devices due to ADA guidelines. However, when OP tries to bring this up to the professor, the professor flips out and criticizes OP in the middle of class, saying that disabled people don't deserve special treatment just because they were in special ed. When the professor says, "If you don't like it, drop my class," many students are happy to maliciously comply! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP has a new neighbor move in next to him. For some reason, this woman gets it in her head that OP's private property is actually public property. She sneaks into OP's backyard and steals vegetables from his garden. When OP catches her, does she feel shame and apologize? Of course not! She argues that she has a right to steal from him, because of course the world revolves around her. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Relationships_Advice Today's episode is a blast from the past! Almost a decade ago, a concerned wife posted on Reddit because her husband became obsessed with bitcoins and was purchasing every bitcoin he could get his hands on. Back then, bitcoins only cost $300 each, and OP's husband was buying dozens of them. OP thought that her husband was going crazy and she wondered if she should divorce him. Well, today bitcoins are worth about $50,000 each! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP drives up to his home as his wife runs out of their home in a panic. His wife tells him that the house is on fire, and that the baby is inside. Naturally, OP runs inside to save his infant child, all while the wife tries to stop him. OP put out the fire in the kitchen with a fire extinguisher and then saves the baby. He became furious at the wife for abandoning their child in a burning building, and now the wife is mad at him because he was mad at her. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a minority in America, and she just loves to cook. She starts bringing some of her dishes into class. For some reason, a racist classmate gets all pissed off at OP for bringing in minority food, and she lectures OP about how she should only cook white people food... even though OP isn't white. OP happily complies. If you don't want any minority food, then she'll stop making extra food for you to eat! Enjoy going hungry, you racist jerk! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Tifu It's fine to take a sleeping pill before bed -- lots of people do! But when you're staying over at your new girlfriend's house, maybe you shouldn't take extra sleeping pills. After all, sleeping pills are designed to help you relax. You wouldn't want to get TOO relaxed, would you? That's what happened to OP. He took one too many sleeping pills and ended up dropping a hot one on his new girlfriend's bed. Oopsie Poopsie! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP has to deal with his incredibly lazy and entitled brother-in-law. After his sister falls on hard times, she and her lazy boyfriend move into OP's house. Is this choosing beggar grateful that he has a free place to live? Of course not! All he does is whine and complain about how their place isn't good enough. When OP's sister finally finds a place they can afford, the choosing beggar expects OP to pay their rent for a full year! WTF? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r/Entitledparents In today's story, OP has an absolutely disgusting stepdad who likes to get drunk and then beat on women. One today, OP can't stand by any longer and grabs his baseball bat. Just as his stepdad goes to beat on his mom, he slams his stepdad in the knee and then starts wailing on him until the police show up. After he's been beaten to a pulp, the stepdad is hauled off to jail. If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit stories! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices