Roz & Mocha

Pope Francis has passed away at the age of 88. Elizabeth Hurley and Billy Ray Cyrus are rumoured to be a couple. Jelly Roll once pooped himself on stage. John Cena admits to hair transplant. Wiz Khalifa believes the Earth is flat. New music from Lorde and Happy 20th YouTube.

If Canada had a Hunger Games style tournament, which province would win? If we had to pick one item in the studio to survive a Zombie Apocalypse what would we pick? When was the last time we did something for the first time? If we were stranded on a deserted island with one of the others on the show, who would we wish it was?

We have to delete ALL BUT ONE APP from our smartphone, what are we keeping? Thoughts on men shaving their underarms? Which of the two smells better? Fresh cut grass or bread baking in the oven? Would we rather eat cold fries or microwaved fries for the rest of our life?

We’re chatting with fans at Coachella, including a fan front row at Lady Gaga’s show! Can fish see water? Do raisins belong in carrot cake?

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – the 2013 words added to the dictionary. Is Yolo the modern day ‘Living La Vita Loca’? Plus, the time an actual judge came in to enforce a moustache agreement!

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s , how to still feel like a good mom when your two sons no longer talk, being ok with not having a second child and parking problems

More Roz & Mocha erotic fan fiction, Mocha’s mom roasts him for his birthday, Rory McIlroy wins The Masters and celebrating 50 years of the CN Tower.

‘Grey’s Anatomy’ star Eric Dane diagnosed with ALS. Justin Bieber cuts ties with Drew House. Jelly Roll drops 200 lbs! Mikey Rourke kicked off celebrity Big Brother UK. Amanda Bynes joins OnlyFans. ‘Home Alone’ director wanted to cut Donald Trump from movie. Bobby Brown says Britney Spears ‘butchered’ cover of ‘My Prerogative’.

What would we rather find living in your attic? 1000 cockroaches? Or a person? What is one concert we really want to go to? Did Roz ever feel that after his dad’s passed, that he had to honour him in his own way? Do any of us use the StairMaster at the gym? Will Maurie smell Roz’s hair?!

What is the most awkward one night stand we have ever had? If we could go back to university and study a whole new subject, what would it be? With summer around the corner, what is our favourite ice cream flavour? What recent online purchase do we regret the most?

Mickey Rourke gets warning on ‘Celebrity Big Brother UK’. Maurie chats with Michael B. Jordan about his new movie ‘Sinners’ and Damon Wayans reveals he dated his nephew’s ex!

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – Mocha does his best at LEGO trivia, our 2013 fascination of boneless chicken, plus, what do women think when men sit to pee?

In this week’s Roz and Mocha’s FML, how to create boundaries with your mom, missing your dream job, a woman dating two guys and being OK with daycare drop off.

Shawn Desman & Jamie fine join us in studio. Jon Hamm on how TV has changed since ‘Mad Men’. A Helluva Story with a guy that collects his finger nails. Alexander Ovechkin breaks Wayne Gretzky’s goal record and ‘Jersey Shore’ is coming to Canada!

‘The White Lotus’ finale was a ratings win. James Gunn drops trailer for ‘Superman’. Mariah Carey on sons Twitch account. Blue Jays & Vladdy Jr. agree to deal. Dire Wolves are back and Justin Bieber goes off on paparazzi.

Is Maria going to run her full marathon this year? Does Roz have any YouTube chefs he could recommend? Who on the show thinks they have the best laugh? Hot dogs for fingers or spaghetti for hair?

If we could commit one crime and get away with it scott-free, what would it be? Do we ever just Winnie the Pooh-it at home? What’s the most amount of money Roz, Mocha, Shem or Maria would loan Maurie and expect to get paid back? How does Roz reheat his pizza?

Dolly Parton releases a line of jeans called ‘Joleans’. Helluva Story of cops showing up while Frank was in a hottub at home. Shem’s March recap song. Maurie MC’s a wedding a bombs telling jokes.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – Remembering the time Mocha got engaged to Jenna, Maurie stays in haunted hotel room and Deep-V Jeans!

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s , what to do with a rude mother-in-law? How to entertain your new born baby and can you be friends with an ex?

Dolly Parton has a guitar-shaped toilet seat. Jason & Kylie Kelce welcome baby girl. Remembering the Roz & Mocha dirty fan fiction from 2013. How many spots can you hold in line for friends? New music from Will Smith.

Megan Fox & MGK welcome baby girl. The cast announced for new ‘Beatles’ film. New music from Miley Cyrus. Everything Jelly Roll eats in a day. Astronauts speak for the first time since returning to earth after 9 months. RIP Val Kilmer. Toronto Maple Leafs clinch playoffs spot. BBNO$ on his first JUNO win.

Which is the proper way to unload a dishwasher? What’s worse, being woken up at night by a noisy partner, or being woken up in the morning by a partner who leaves for work early? When did Mocha decide to turn 'Heel' ?

Do we have personal goals that we’ve haven't achieved yet? Who would we rather sleep the night with, Maurie or ‘Cheesecake’? Would we rather have every bite of our meal be a mystery in terms of temperature, or a mystery in terms of seasoning? If Mocha was gay and single, would he date Damnit Maurie? How hard is it to wake up in the morning for us?

A full day of Mocha having to be nice! Two new songs from Morgan Wallen. Cardi B’s kid draws on her $65,000 Hermes bag. We chat shampoo with Ernie Clement & Davis Schneider of The Toronto Blue Jays.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – This week it’s all about Roz rants! From hotel room service to ear wax and living with kids!

In this weeks Roz & Mocha’s FML’s, we help someone how do decide between two guys, someone needs help dealing with a Manager that micromanages and how to find ‘The One’ in 2025. Plus, an ex that just won’t go away.

Maurie’s Granny turns 95 and has the best advice for a long life. Pedro Pascal on his insane coffee order. Michael Jackson’s wild food demands. Seth Rogen & Catherine O’Hara talk ‘The Studio’.

Tesla is recalling Cybertrucks. ‘Snow White’ has a poor opening. George Foreman passed away. Canadians head to the polls on April 28th. Shocking finale of ‘The Bachelor’. Will Smith is on his own Mount Rushmore of actors. Gwyneth Paltrow and Meghan Markle are in fact friends. Ed Sheeran announces title of new album. Plus, someone took Elisabeth Moss’s underwear!

What is our top countries for food? Do we prefer to type or use voice notes when texting? Has Roz thought of running for public office? If we had a personal assistant, what would we have them do? When does ice coffee season start.

What did we do to get past the ‘roommate phase’ with our partner after having kids? Do we have a scent-free policy at work? Will we get a new lawn video from Roz this spring? If a stranger has something in their teeth, do you tell them? NSYNC or BSB? Who's getting most of the male attention on Instagram, Maurie or Maria?

Awkward interview with Alec and Hilaria Baldwin. John Cena gets heat on WWE Monday Night Raw. Top 5 Google searches during Covid. Magic Matt visits the show and blows our minds!

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – It’s all about food this week. What food would you marry? Why some people don’t like when you look at their food. Plus, songs about food!

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, we talk work-life balance, a jealous parent, a problematic message from a neighbour, plus what to do if your partner isn’t interested in the same stuff as you.

We’re chatting with the staff of the oldest pub in the world for St. Patrick’s Day. More love from Roz Weston Lane. Mocha’s parents called Maurie to tell him some jokes. Dina is back on BT and we chat with her. The Damnits react to THAT ‘White Lotus’ scene.

Donatella is out at Versace. Some good news from the Eglinton Crosstown. American Flags are being removed in Mississauga. Don Gorske ate his 35,000th Big Mac. Dina is BACK on BT! Hudson Bay could be closing soon. Ed Sheeran teases new music.

Would we rather shout all of the time or only be able to whisper? What is one dish that we make to impress people? Is there a spice we couldn’t live without? What is our favourite type of pasta?

Have we ever broken a bone? If so, how did it happen? Has Mocha watched THIS IS US’ yet? What TV or movie catchphrase do we use in real life? Are there any objects that you refer to as its brand name rather than the object itself? Would we trade our siblings for a day?

Maurie & Maria head back to school this March Break with ‘Roz & Mocha’s School Tingz’ where they are quizzed on Math, Geography and more. FIFA President on possible Drake halftime show. Plus, we compare Toronto & Vancouver’s World Cup songs.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We’re going to some memorable interviews from 2014! We revisit the time Claudia Wells, who played ‘Jennifer’ in ‘Back To The Future’ came in studio. The legendary Molly Ringwald stops by and so does Robert Englund who we know and love as ‘Freddy Krueger’.

On this weeks Roz & Mocha FML , how to impress your parents with your success, helping your own family deal with loss, celebrating your babies firsts without anyone taking those moments away, and when your friend is cheating, and you know, what do you do?

Khloe Kardashian is still in therapy over the time she hid under the bed while her parents were in bed… yup! Man swipes right over a million times on Tinder and goes on only ONE date. International Woman’s Day with Roz, Mocha and Maria’s mothers!

New Lady Gaga album ‘Mayhem’ is out now. We learn Millie Bobby Brown’s real name. The truth about Gene Hackman’s death. The trailer for ‘YOU’ Season 5 is out. Matt LeBlanc talks about his love of doing nothing. The Blue Jays have a new slogan, plus, tariffs, tariffs and more tariffs news.

Was there ever a song when we were in school that was so popular that everyone was singing it? Would we sell our pet for a million bucks? Has Roz ever made a dessert? Who would win in a snowball fight?

Who has the sexiest voice of out all of us? Where is the worst place we’ve farted? Aside from sitcoms, have we ever rewatched shows after they’ve aired? If Shem actually got a Martha Stewart-like lady, would his parents approve? What is something you do to make a depressing day better? Does Roz still use his Sous-Vide?

Alessia Cara joins us in studio to chat new music. What type of animal would we be? A Vented Moment about Ranch dressing. Plus, Tone Deaf Duets!

For this week’s Roz & Mocha Retro podcast, we’re taking it back to 2013 and celebrating the calls from YOU. Laurie called in to make a request on her birthday to hear Roz and Mocha sing. 12 year old Jonathan called in and acted like a total baller! Plus, we celebrate 10 years of the viral ‘Dress’ with our 2015 exclusive interview with the dress’ owner Caitlin McNeill!

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, how to get your family on board with your favourite TV show, a one sided friendship, someone has issues accepting their sisters boyfriend, plus, someone is struggling being the ‘cool’ mom but still a good mom.

The Rock & Damnit Maurie chat jorts and Mocha! Trish Status’ son Maximus talks about watching her fight. Amanda Seyfried on getting the wrong ‘Ghostbusters’ autographs.

Zendaya joins ‘Shrek 5’. Travis Kelce’s retirement decision. Razzies and Oscars coverage. Lady Gaga talks ‘Mayhem’. Millie Bobby Brown addresses criticism on her looks and ‘Vanderpump Rules’ star Jax Taylor admits to drug use.