Roz & Mocha

If we were in school and had to come up with a club what would it be? What’s worse, getting into a stifling hot car in the summer or a freezing cold car in the winter? Our favourite school snacks growing up, plus, do we buy coffee a lot during the week?

Margarine or butter? What is a TV show that has concluded, but still holds up today? When parking in our driveway at home, do we front or reverse park our car? What kind of a sneezer are we? If we could give truth serum to anyone, who would it be and what question would we ask?

Amy Schumer joins us to chat ‘Kinda Pregnant’. Maurie chats with Jack Quaid and Lucas Gage about ‘Companion’. Marcus Jordan was arrested and we have the arrest audio. Skinny Jeans are back! Plus, Roz doesn’t wear underpants!

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – Snake checking out toilets, lending friends money and all you can eat poutine!

On this weeks Roz & Mocha FMLs , what to do when your friend starts ghosting you. Thoughts on buying a home in a rural city. How do know if you pissed off your friend? Plus, Being friend zoned.

We talk to Americans about the Trump tariffs. Noah Centineo chats ‘The Recruit’ season 2. Roz breaks down his Super Bowl menu. Kendrick Lamar Super Bowl Half Time show news. Plus, Shem’s January recap song.

New music from The Weeknd. Lady Gaga drops a new song. Jelly Roll has lost over 120 pounds. Canadian sports fans are booing the U.S. anthems. Travis Kelce talks Super Bowl matchup. Clip from the new Fantastic Four movie. Notorious B.I.G.’s family is suing Target and Home Depot. Plus, the happiest part of the day is revealed.

Are we the people to wait for our friend to text us back or call endlessly until we get an answer? Will Maria finally start dating this year? What is the history of ‘Lets Do The News’? Will we ever going to get an ‘Ask the Spouses’ episode?

If society had a social credit score, how would we rank in order from highest to lowest? If GPS failed to work and we were limited to using a traditional map who would be able to navigate to an unknown part of town? Do we have something from childhood that we still own and won't throw out? Have we ever put something away or hid it so well we can never found it again? Do our parents have a favourite amongst us and our siblings?

Edmonton man’s penis freezes to sidewalk. Cardi B got her butt crack pierced. Anthem Singer Generald Wilson talks about going viral.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – The Damnits go camping, Roz insists Katherine call him King and we chat 80s music!

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s , drama with a wedding invite drama, to get a kitten or not get a kitten, that is the question, plus, ex-girlfriend drama!

Roz reveals that his cat ‘Pickles’ has passed away. Martha Stewart thirst trap ASMR. Maurie tells William Nylander cookie jokes. Plus, Tone Deaf Duets. New music from Bruno Mars and Sexxy Red.

Martha Stewart reveals why she’s never done SNL. Lady Gaga announces new album. ‘Little House On The Prairie’ is getting a reboot. Novak Djokovic gets booed. New music from Tina Turner. Pee-Wee Herman comes out in final interview.

How to find the right and left side of the bed. Do we have a pre-show ritual? The biggest misconception of us. Our favorite sea food dish. Plus, what is the best break up song?

What is one thing we loved about our parents growing up? What interest of ours do we wish our significant other also enjoyed? Have we ever been pulled over by a cop? What is one piece of clothing in our closet that we own, but will never wear? How smart or automated is our home?

Howie Mandel blindsides Bill Burr on his show. Maurie chats with fashion legend Bob Mackie. Maria does the ‘I Love You But’ challenge with her sister.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We chat about the ‘No Pants Subway Ride’. Giancarlo Esposito joined us in studio and did Maurie fall asleep while driving Roz to work back in 2014?

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s , how to handle a co-worker that isn’t pulling their weight. How to decide if a 3rd child is a good idea. How to save a school Semi-Formal and moving on from the past.

The Roz and Mocha Show try limes covered in salt. Maurie chats with Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt about losing their home in LA fires. Did Mocha Skype with Michael B Jordan? We call Americans about the short TikTok shut down. Plus, it’s damn cold out!

The ‘Home Alone’ house sells for $5.5 million. Christopher Walken can’t stream his own show. Black Eyed Peas cancel Vegas shows. The Razzie nominations are out. Justin Bieber unfollows and re-follows wife Hailey. Spencer Pratt on his beef with Alex Cooper. ‘The White Lotus’ renewed for season 4. New UFO documentary coming out.

Have we ever had an embarrassing moment on a date? If Roz had the chance to critique everyone’s fashion, what would he say? What’s our most annoying habit? How many hidden photos do we have on our phone? What's the lowest test score we've ever received?

What is the craziest ad or reel that has appeared on our phone after a conversation? What team building activities do we do as a group? Our favourite non-English songs? What is something we once thought was great, but now feel differently about?

The $175,000 robot girlfriend unveiled at CES this year. A ‘Wheel of Fortune’ proposal, Maurie chats with Robbie Williams and Stephanie Matto tells us a helluva story!

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – What did ladies find sexy on a man back in 2013. We chat beef patties and naps at work!

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, what do you do if your BFF is getting married but you don’t like her fiancé? You know your brother has herpes and you feel bad for the ladies he’s sleeping with, what do you do? How do deal with your families weird Christmas gift rules.

Everyone is thirsty for ‘Mufasa’ actor Aaron Pierre. The Golden State Warriors slam the Toronto Raptors, words we can’t use in 2025 and we chat with a man who got stuck on the TTC streetcar.

Drake is suing Universal Music Group. Vladimir Guerrero Jr. stays with the Blue Jays. The Wiggles are back with a new country song. Justin Bieber is set for a return to music. Snoop Dogg talks about the fires in Los Angeles. Blake Shelton talks about partying with Post Malone. David Schwimmer once served Rod Stewart divorce papers

What’s the longest line we’ve ever stood in line? What is everyone’s favourite and least favourite tattoo? Do we feel rested after the winter break? How did Shem get the nickname ‘Cookie Burger’?

Have our parents ever told us a lie that we believed for way too long? Will we ever see the return of Snapped? Do we believe America landed on the moon in 1969? Is there something our parents accomplished that we won’t be able to?

Turns out a large percentage of people carry spare underwear with them. A round of ‘Name That Quarantunes’, this time the topic is ‘Songs turning 25 in 25’. Damnit Matthew can’t say the word ‘Horseradish’! Plus, we call Americans to see if they will welcome Canada as the 51st state! Plus, we chat naked dreams!

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We attempt the months in French, Pageant dogs and Maurie’s Mac N Cheese

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s we talk high rent, dealing with a neighbour that hates you, meeting new friends when you move to a new city, plus, handling a grown sibling who still gets treated like a child.

What does ‘prorogue’ mean? Ice-T goes OFF on the NYPD for pulling him over. Did Kim Jung-Un ban hotdogs? Why does Roz have a litterbox in his car!?

The cast of ‘Mufasa’ roast Roz for never having seen ‘The Lion King’. A.I mashup of ‘Baby It’s Cold Outside’ & ‘Move Bitch’. Highlights from the Golden Globe Awards. Justin Trudeau steps down as Prime Minister. Jelly Roll gets a pet donkey. Maurie chats with Kevin O’Leary about buying TikTok. Reaction from the California wildfires.

Would Roz ever sing one of his songs from his demo tape? Did we buy Christmas gifts for our pets? Did Maurie receive a Christmas gift from Roz? What’s Roz’s favourite BBQ he owns? How long can we hold a grudge?

Re-live all of Shem’s monthly recaps from this year!

From Mouth Charades, ‘5IN7’ and ’30 Seconds Or Less’ and so much more! All the games we played in 2024 in one podcast!

Everyone on The Roz and Mocha Show pick their favorite moments of 2024 on the show!

The Roz & Mocha’s Fans’ Choice Countdown, where we celebrate the biggest, funniest, weirdest, most dramatic and awkward moments of 2024 on The Roz & Mocha Show! It’s the show where YOU pick all of your favourite moments until we get to #1!

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – The Damnits go camping, Maurie is worried about the supply of chickens and things that turned 10 in 2015

Did we grow up playing sports? When we get really angry, how do we apress it? what nicknames do we call our dogs? Which Star Wars character best fits us?

A full festive Roz & Mocha Show podcast! Full of games, guests & so much more! Merry Christmas from all of us!

From Christmas traditions, to debating who the Queen of Christmas is! Plus, how well did Maurie do making the bed? Go inside the condo of the Damnits for the first annual CHRISTMAS WITH THE DAMNITS special!

Maurie was in North Bay to crash Christmas parties! Shem’s Christmas song roasts us all. James Marsden chats ‘Sonic 3’ with us. Did Mocha get an email from Michael B. Jordan?

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We chat about what our finger length means, the popularity of the term “What’s poppin?” and Christmas jokes with the Maple Leafs

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, we tackle a countertop stain, getting overpaid at work, looking for love when you also have a child and what to get a husband for Christmas who already has everything

The winner of the Drake look-a-like contest joins us. Christian Slater joins us to chat ‘Dexter’. The new ‘Superman’ theme will give you chills. A day in the life of Jelly Roll. Are skin care routines ruining sex lives?

Possible UFO sighting in Oregon. What is Fartcoin? Canada Post back to work. Terry Fox to be on the next $5 bill. ‘Sesame Street’ needs a new home.

What is one thing you will never leave the house without? Tom Hanks Vs. Tom Cruise. Are there any foods that adults just have to retire because they’re an adult now? If we could stay one age forever, what age would it be?