Roz & Mocha

We try and figure out Shem’s cologne, what childhood trait do we think we still have? Roz’s painted nails color. Plus, we chat nicknames.

Would we rather be able to speak every human language or be able to speak with every animal? If we scroll up on the mouse do we expect the screen to go up or down? Did Maurie ever get the TV for his bedroom? What is your favourite Adam Sandler movie?

A large scale butter theft happening in Guelph. Louis Vuitton is selling a $60,000 doghouse. We learn what ‘Gate Lice’ are at the airport. Plus, Roz’s new fancy lawn chairs.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We relove the time Roz got roasted by YOU for how he dressed. Relationship advice and learning how to kiss from a 1911 study.

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, we’ll help with living arrangements, a woman is missing her family since she’s moved away, plus, overbearing parents.

Both Mocha and Shem drop new diss track at each other. Maurie stars in a new episode of ‘My Haunted Home Town’. Shem’s October recap song. The Weeknd is set to act alongside Jenna Ortega. A Helluva Story about a wedding with Zombie Crashers. Plus, we chat with a bunch of kids during their Trick-Or-Treat outing on Halloween.

James Van Der Beek shares his cancer diagnosis. Chappell Roan on SNL. Toronto unveils ‘Taylor Swift Way’. Jason Kelce apologizes for homophobic slur. Quincy Jones dies. ‘Outer Banks’ renewed for Season 5 and Donald Trump officially becomes the 47th President.

What is something we’ve always wanted to dress up as for Halloween but never have? Have we ever been cheated on? What do we use to cut raw meat? Who would be in charge in an escape room? Plus, would we rather give up the internet or our pet?

What advice or pep talk would we give our kids for their first date? Did we watch the new Martha Stewart documentary on Netflix? What is Roz’s favorite thing to do while sitting for hours on the toilet? What was the most recent chivalrous or random act of kindness we’ve done for a stranger? What’s the most common way we greet each other?

Maria on her first half marathon. Maurie chats with Pamela Anderson. Roz found the most disgusting thing in his beard! A funeral directors shocking helluva story. Plus, is 3 minutes to long for a hug at the airport

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We chat about the meaning of the word ‘thirsty’, Roz remembers his dream and we discuss the time Roz wanted Katherine to call him her ‘King’.

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, we dish some advice on leaving for a new job, a problematic condo board and we give out some Christmas gift advice.

Mocha’s big surprise for Roz’s 50th birthday. The Damnits unveil their 2024 Halloween costume. The 2024 Halloween Radio Drama! Plus, Maurie sings with Buju Banton!

Timothe Chalamet goes to a Timothe Chalamet look alike event. Aaron Rodgers says he didn’t eat his own boogers. Maitreyi Ramakrishnan on her ‘Freaky Friday 2’ role. Channing Tatum and Zoe Kravitz break up. Shawn Mendes on his sexuality. Plus, The Dodgers win the world series.

To celebrate Roz’s 50th birthday, we present, The Roast Of Roz Weston! With special guests, Russell Peters, Scott McGillivray and a special performance from Shawn Desman!

What are our top tips for the toddler years? How do we prefer to read time? Military or regular time? If Shem was on ‘The Voice’ this season and all four chairs turned , who would he pick to coach him and why? We know Roz loves a small wiener, but does he ever use a long wiener or a thick one, like a smokie, for any other recipes?

What emoji best describes the person we are? Does Mocha love wearing hats all the time? What are our goals for the future of the show? What is something we refuse to buy new?

Shem’s instant song about ‘Booty’. Dina Pugliese stops by to talk about her beauty line. We chat about the new game ‘Zorse’. We get reaction to the Leafs losing Game 1 of the season.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We celebrate stupid question day with THE Bill Nye. Reliving a debate on naps and have we ever consensually grinded up on someone?

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We chat sitting down to pee, the best ‘freak’ songs and ‘bloody Mary’ challenge!

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, we dish out some advice on how to deal with a hard-to-get man, a partner who loves to spend too much money, plus, confusion in a relationship.

We celebrate Maria’s dog Romeo’s birthday. We try the ‘Doe, Ray, Me’ Tiktok challenge. Chef and star of ‘The Bear’ Matty Matheson joins us to talk about his new cook book.

‘Heartstopper’ author Alice Oseman sits down with Maurie for an emotional chat. JellyRoll wants to sing forever. Sum 41’s Deryck Whibley alleges abuse by former manager. Damnit Matthew’s reaction to the Leafs first loss of the season. Netflix’s hot and steamy Christmas movie.

When are we the most tired? If we could shop at one store for 30 minutes what store would it be? Are we ready for Halloween? Do we prefer to watch movies in the theatre or at home? Do we hold hands with our partners?

Did Roz ever go to a Diddy party when he worked for ET Canada? If life didn’t happen, could we have gone pro in something? What’s something big or small that we have accomplished recently? Do we like to fold our clothes as soon as they come out of the dryer to prevent wrinkles or leave them until you’re ready to get them?

Drake unfollows Lebron James. Ludacris on a quest to find the best water. The controversy around Maurie’s work bag. Vince Carter on his number being retired by the Raptors.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – What we'd look like in 1981, sexy male body parts and dating crazy people!

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, moving in with family, concerns of losing friends & revenge in separation.

The SHOCKING amount Travis Kelce spent on Patrick Mahomes’ birthday. What is sleepmaxxing? Maurie chats with Jason Segel about ‘Shrinking’ season 2. Shem’s September recap song.

The Menendez family are NOT happy with Netflix ‘Monsters’ show. RIP Dikembe Mutombo and Pete Rose. Oasis are coming to Toronto! Shawn Mendes opens up about love for Camila Cabello. Raptors retiring Vince Carter’s number. Madonna is back in studio. Will Smith can clear a room with his farts!

If we could name our brain, what would we name it? What’s our most-watched movie? Do we listen to music when we are home doing tasks? If we had to give up coffee or alcohol, which one would we choose?

Do we change our clothes as soon as we arrive home? Did Roz take anything from ET Canada when he left? If we could remove one food item from existence, which one would we pick? Is there a snack food that we loved as a kid, but hate as an adult?

Do you kiss with your eyes open? Reve’s SHOCKING story of her song ending up in a adult video! ‘Blues Clues’ star Steve checks in with everyone. Terrence Howard’s shocking way he taught his son to drive.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We revisit a very funny interview between Maurie & Michael Cera. Do you dance at concerts & Mocha and DJ Clymaxxx were once on Tinder!?

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, a wedding gift dilemma, still having feelings for an ex, plus, forgiving someone for their cheating ways.

An emotional moment between Maurie & Kelsey Grammer. Tate McRae on NOT being followed on IG by her boyfriend. Jason’s Helluva Story about being slammed by a whale.

Sylvester Stallone buys a house for his daughters. Shohei Ohtani breaks his own record. Ryan Murphy defends ‘Monsters’ series. William Nylander on the Prime ‘Face Off’ documentary. Toronto Raptors’ Scottie Barnes is accused of cheating. New music from Lady Gaga. Plus, Maurie chats ‘Heartstopper’ Season 3 with Joe Locke!

Is an open door on or off? If we were the lead singer of a band, what would the band be called? Would we let delivery people use our bathroom? Do we have road rage? Plus, our favorite quote from a movie.

If we could only communicate using animal sounds for a day, which animal would we choose? Does Dammit Matthew still believe that the podcast needs a subscription the condo can't afford? What is our favourite thing to get at a buffet? If we have to pass gas in bed with our partner, do we go to the bathroom or just do it while in bed?

Maurie dyed his hair bright red! ’90 Day Fiance’ star ‘Big Ed’ engaged again. Are we sick of the tip prompt on debit machines? Madison Goodwin’s Helluva Story about her nipple falling off!

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We learn how young people don’t like the bone when it comes to chicken wings. We chat tanning and taking selfies.

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s , what do you do when you’re burnt out at work? How to connect with your students as a new teacher? How to get over a break up and move on. Plus, dealing with family siding with an ex after a break up.

Roz thought he was getting arrested! We try pickles and Kool-aid! What are ‘Sonic Logos’? Maurie chats Transformers with Keegan-Michael Key! Plus, Prince Harry got $10 million for his birthday?!

The Rock has a wild party trick. Justin Timberlake gives a statement after DWI case. Lil Wayne breaks his silence on Super Bowl Half Time Show snub. Miley Cyrus being sued. Diddy arrested. We’re with Willem Dafoe & JK Simmons on the TIFF red carpet for ‘Saturday Night’. Lottie Moss talks Ozempic. What is the 666 rule? Plus, Eric Roberts apologizes.

Do we have any family heirlooms? What meals remind us of our childhood? Have we ever done a DIY project? How were we as students in school?

Why has Maurie not gotten a part time job if he's so poor? Do we pull into parking spots or back in? What’s our favourite artificial fruit flavor? Roz and Mocha have multiple tattoos, what is their favorite tattoo? Do we keep purchase receipts and how long before discarding them?

Roz & Mocha original game ’30 Seconds Or Less’ with ‘the Old Man Challenge. Plus, the controversy it caused. Dave Grohl as a kid outside of his marriage. Fyre Fest 2 will happen. Diddy is selling his Beverly Hills mansion for $60 million.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We celebrate National Unfriend Day, Blue Monday and the rules of ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors’.

In this weeks Roz and Mocha FML’s: how to handle an unruly 13 year old, no luck in the dating world, thinking you can date co-workers, plus, being ripped off by a contractor.

Snoop Dogg gives us his rules of life. We’re at TIFF with Ben Stiller, Julianne Moore, Don Cheadle, Kevin Kline, Bill Murray, Kate Hudson! Gayle King might have eaten a piece of pie someone else already started, and, did Maurie meet J.Lo?!