Roz & Mocha

How does Roz barely age? How clean is our belly button? Halloween or Christmas? What’s the one food item we always look for at a restaurant? Do Mocha and Shem have garlic pork at Christmas??

Mocha’s embarrassing osteopath story. The Damnits Christmas greeting. Beyonce’s mom claims she was hacked. A Christmas store owners vented moment.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We chat online shopping, suggesting Christmas gifts & Bedtime With The Damnits Christmas edition.

In this weeks Roz & Mocha’s FML’s, we help with nerves of moving away. Moving in with a guy. Dealing with a crappy boss and dealing with grief over the holidays.

Dating tips from 1938. Shem has new glasses. A Helluva Story from inside a prison! Roz’s struggle with building a new BBQ. Plus, a fight breaks out at a Mariah Carey show!

Selena Gomez is engaged to Benny Blanco. The hottest male celebs of 2024 according to Grindr. Lewis Hamilton finishes up with Mercedes. Barry Keoghan addresses his break up.

What is our favourite midnight snack? Skills we wish we were better at. Do we stress eat? What is the most romantic thing someone has done for us?

Would you rather be trapped in a room full of the most embarrassing moments in your life or in a room where everyone knows your worst secret? What’s a “must have” side dish at your Christmas dinner? Are we the type to go to the doctor right away as soon as we feel sick? Does Roz still feel that one day he will get into a fight with Justin Trudeau? Has Drake jumped the shark?

Shem’s November recap song. We learn about the Detachable Penis Spider. Mocha takes the ‘Brain Rot’ test. Kate Winslet is done being asked about ‘Titanic’. Plus, did Tom Brady actually try the Turducken?

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We re-love the 2015 420 celebrations and talk to stoned people. We chat smiling in photos, and being dumped over the holidays.

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, getting over the fear of meeting someone famous, confidence in believing you’re a good dad and how to not mess up with relationships.

Trish Stratus joins us in studio! Jack Harlow covers Elvis’ ‘Can’t Help Falling In Love’. Snoop & Dr. Dre preview new album. Plus, we learn everyone on the show needs glasses.

Snoop Dogg has a fear of horses. Nick Cannon reveals his narcissistic personality disorder. Toronto’s WNBA team will be called the, ‘Tempo’ and drag superstar Priyanka will perform the first ever drag show in Guyana!

Would we rather speak 10 languages or play 10 instruments? What's the one toy we all wanted for Christmas as a kid? When do we start wishing people ‘Merry Christmas’? If we could put 3 musical artists or groups together for our ideal concert, who would they be? How do we motion to the waiter at a restaurant to get our bill? When Roz cooks, does he use just garlic, just onion or both garlic and onion?

What are our winter hobbies? If we could time travel, would we go into the past OR the future? What two "normal" activities would be really weird if we did them back to back? If Shem were gay and single, would he date Damnit Maurie? Apple Maps, Google Maps or Waze?

Bunnie XO defends Jelly Roll eating his boogers. Matthew’s reaction to Damnit Maurie’s collection of Taylor Swift friendship bracelets. Lindsay Lohan & Kristin Chenoweth on ‘Our Little Secret’. Emma from The Wiggles at the Santa Parade.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We head back to 2014 when Roz was learning Spanish. We chat wishes and geography.

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, how do handle work/life balance? Dealing with Christmas traditions and how do date while still married.

Roz is getting Viagra Ads now that he’s 50. The Mandela Effect of ‘I’ll Be Home For Christmas’. If we use ‘LOL’ in text, are we a phoney? Plus, If you listen to an audio book, does that count as reading?

Jason Kelce on Christmas gifts for Taylor Swift. The conspiracy behind Jay Leno’s injuries. Two new songs from Jelly Roll. New Christmas song from Ed Sheeran. Drake Vs. Universal Music. Jude Law’s ‘The Holiday’ bombshell. Plus, Elton John on why he can’t make new music.

How do we feel about wearing socks with flip flops? Now that Roz is 50, are there protocols in place at the studio for when he falls and can't get up? Do we like to recharge alone or around other people? Is there a TV show theme song that reminds us the most of our childhood or earlier years?

Has Roz ever visited Scarborough? Do you have a favourite comfort food? How does Maurie feel when Roz calls him "my love"? How excited is Cheesecake for ‘The Later Daters’ coming out soon on Netflix? How does Maurie feel about Mocha’s new neck tattoo?

Ralph Macchio on ‘Cobra Kai’ Season 6. Chad Michael Murray chats ‘The Merry Gentlemen’. Reaction from the Jake Paul Vs. Mike Tyson fight. Plus, a Helluva Story of how a guy crushed his fingers in a meat machine.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – Sexy male names, we talk grinding in the clubs and moms describing themselves and kids describing their moms.

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s we dish out advice on uncomfortable laughs, helping sick parents and being a good dad.

Extensive coverage from Taylor Swift’s Eras Toronto in Toronto. Dustin Mulligan on ‘Hot Frosty’. The banana art sells for $6 million. Hugh Grant sounds like Roz!

Highlights from Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour in Toronto. Shawn Mendes’ new album preview. The Argos win the Grey Cup. 60 million people watch the Jake Paul Vs. Mike Tyson fight. Drake’s new haircut. Plus, Maurie chats with Margo Martindate about ‘The Sticky’.

How do we take gum out of the pack? What are the top 3 ways we deal with stress? What would we do if we went to the moon? What is something we’ve purchased and get judged on?

What do we regret sharing on the radio? With it being Hallmark Christmas movie season, who do we think would make the best leading man based on our actual life? For those that sing in the car, do we go with the melody or try to harmonize? What colour/shades do we gravitate to when it comes to clothing?

The 10 sexiest bald men. A round of ‘5IN7’. The new WORST guess during ‘Wheel Of Fortune. Brett Goldstein chats ‘Shrinking’ Season 2.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We chat about men shaving legs, the top one hit wonder songs and being on Tinder in 2015

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, we give some advice on how much to spend on an engagement ring. Not telling the truth about wanting a second kid. Lies in a relationship and a wedding photographer lost the SD card!

We’re with Taylor Swift fans in Toronto at her merch store. ‘Jeopardy’ has a Travis Kelce question. Rihanna alludes to being done with music. We all watch THAT scene in the show ‘From’.

Three people charged in Liam Payne’s death. Australia plans to ban social media for those under 16. Frankie Muniz hurt in NASCAR race. Megan Fox is pregnant. John Krasinski is the sexiest man.

We try and figure out Shem’s cologne, what childhood trait do we think we still have? Roz’s painted nails color. Plus, we chat nicknames.

Would we rather be able to speak every human language or be able to speak with every animal? If we scroll up on the mouse do we expect the screen to go up or down? Did Maurie ever get the TV for his bedroom? What is your favourite Adam Sandler movie?

A large scale butter theft happening in Guelph. Louis Vuitton is selling a $60,000 doghouse. We learn what ‘Gate Lice’ are at the airport. Plus, Roz’s new fancy lawn chairs.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We relove the time Roz got roasted by YOU for how he dressed. Relationship advice and learning how to kiss from a 1911 study.

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, we’ll help with living arrangements, a woman is missing her family since she’s moved away, plus, overbearing parents.

Both Mocha and Shem drop new diss track at each other. Maurie stars in a new episode of ‘My Haunted Home Town’. Shem’s October recap song. The Weeknd is set to act alongside Jenna Ortega. A Helluva Story about a wedding with Zombie Crashers. Plus, we chat with a bunch of kids during their Trick-Or-Treat outing on Halloween.

James Van Der Beek shares his cancer diagnosis. Chappell Roan on SNL. Toronto unveils ‘Taylor Swift Way’. Jason Kelce apologizes for homophobic slur. Quincy Jones dies. ‘Outer Banks’ renewed for Season 5 and Donald Trump officially becomes the 47th President.

What is something we’ve always wanted to dress up as for Halloween but never have? Have we ever been cheated on? What do we use to cut raw meat? Who would be in charge in an escape room? Plus, would we rather give up the internet or our pet?

What advice or pep talk would we give our kids for their first date? Did we watch the new Martha Stewart documentary on Netflix? What is Roz’s favorite thing to do while sitting for hours on the toilet? What was the most recent chivalrous or random act of kindness we’ve done for a stranger? What’s the most common way we greet each other?

Maria on her first half marathon. Maurie chats with Pamela Anderson. Roz found the most disgusting thing in his beard! A funeral directors shocking helluva story. Plus, is 3 minutes to long for a hug at the airport

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We chat about the meaning of the word ‘thirsty’, Roz remembers his dream and we discuss the time Roz wanted Katherine to call him her ‘King’.

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, we dish some advice on leaving for a new job, a problematic condo board and we give out some Christmas gift advice.

Mocha’s big surprise for Roz’s 50th birthday. The Damnits unveil their 2024 Halloween costume. The 2024 Halloween Radio Drama! Plus, Maurie sings with Buju Banton!

Timothe Chalamet goes to a Timothe Chalamet look alike event. Aaron Rodgers says he didn’t eat his own boogers. Maitreyi Ramakrishnan on her ‘Freaky Friday 2’ role. Channing Tatum and Zoe Kravitz break up. Shawn Mendes on his sexuality. Plus, The Dodgers win the world series.

To celebrate Roz’s 50th birthday, we present, The Roast Of Roz Weston! With special guests, Russell Peters, Scott McGillivray and a special performance from Shawn Desman!

What are our top tips for the toddler years? How do we prefer to read time? Military or regular time? If Shem was on ‘The Voice’ this season and all four chairs turned , who would he pick to coach him and why? We know Roz loves a small wiener, but does he ever use a long wiener or a thick one, like a smokie, for any other recipes?