Roz & Mocha

Megan Fox & MGK welcome baby girl. The cast announced for new ‘Beatles’ film. New music from Miley Cyrus. Everything Jelly Roll eats in a day. Astronauts speak for the first time since returning to earth after 9 months. RIP Val Kilmer. Toronto Maple Leafs clinch playoffs spot. BBNO$ on his first JUNO win.

Which is the proper way to unload a dishwasher? What’s worse, being woken up at night by a noisy partner, or being woken up in the morning by a partner who leaves for work early? When did Mocha decide to turn 'Heel' ?

Do we have personal goals that we’ve haven't achieved yet? Who would we rather sleep the night with, Maurie or ‘Cheesecake’? Would we rather have every bite of our meal be a mystery in terms of temperature, or a mystery in terms of seasoning? If Mocha was gay and single, would he date Damnit Maurie? How hard is it to wake up in the morning for us?

A full day of Mocha having to be nice! Two new songs from Morgan Wallen. Cardi B’s kid draws on her $65,000 Hermes bag. We chat shampoo with Ernie Clement & Davis Schneider of The Toronto Blue Jays.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – This week it’s all about Roz rants! From hotel room service to ear wax and living with kids!

In this weeks Roz & Mocha’s FML’s, we help someone how do decide between two guys, someone needs help dealing with a Manager that micromanages and how to find ‘The One’ in 2025. Plus, an ex that just won’t go away.

Maurie’s Granny turns 95 and has the best advice for a long life. Pedro Pascal on his insane coffee order. Michael Jackson’s wild food demands. Seth Rogen & Catherine O’Hara talk ‘The Studio’.

Tesla is recalling Cybertrucks. ‘Snow White’ has a poor opening. George Foreman passed away. Canadians head to the polls on April 28th. Shocking finale of ‘The Bachelor’. Will Smith is on his own Mount Rushmore of actors. Gwyneth Paltrow and Meghan Markle are in fact friends. Ed Sheeran announces title of new album. Plus, someone took Elisabeth Moss’s underwear!

What is our top countries for food? Do we prefer to type or use voice notes when texting? Has Roz thought of running for public office? If we had a personal assistant, what would we have them do? When does ice coffee season start.

What did we do to get past the ‘roommate phase’ with our partner after having kids? Do we have a scent-free policy at work? Will we get a new lawn video from Roz this spring? If a stranger has something in their teeth, do you tell them? NSYNC or BSB? Who's getting most of the male attention on Instagram, Maurie or Maria?

Awkward interview with Alec and Hilaria Baldwin. John Cena gets heat on WWE Monday Night Raw. Top 5 Google searches during Covid. Magic Matt visits the show and blows our minds!

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – It’s all about food this week. What food would you marry? Why some people don’t like when you look at their food. Plus, songs about food!

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, we talk work-life balance, a jealous parent, a problematic message from a neighbour, plus what to do if your partner isn’t interested in the same stuff as you.

We’re chatting with the staff of the oldest pub in the world for St. Patrick’s Day. More love from Roz Weston Lane. Mocha’s parents called Maurie to tell him some jokes. Dina is back on BT and we chat with her. The Damnits react to THAT ‘White Lotus’ scene.

Donatella is out at Versace. Some good news from the Eglinton Crosstown. American Flags are being removed in Mississauga. Don Gorske ate his 35,000th Big Mac. Dina is BACK on BT! Hudson Bay could be closing soon. Ed Sheeran teases new music.

Would we rather shout all of the time or only be able to whisper? What is one dish that we make to impress people? Is there a spice we couldn’t live without? What is our favourite type of pasta?

Have we ever broken a bone? If so, how did it happen? Has Mocha watched THIS IS US’ yet? What TV or movie catchphrase do we use in real life? Are there any objects that you refer to as its brand name rather than the object itself? Would we trade our siblings for a day?

Maurie & Maria head back to school this March Break with ‘Roz & Mocha’s School Tingz’ where they are quizzed on Math, Geography and more. FIFA President on possible Drake halftime show. Plus, we compare Toronto & Vancouver’s World Cup songs.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We’re going to some memorable interviews from 2014! We revisit the time Claudia Wells, who played ‘Jennifer’ in ‘Back To The Future’ came in studio. The legendary Molly Ringwald stops by and so does Robert Englund who we know and love as ‘Freddy Krueger’.

On this weeks Roz & Mocha FML , how to impress your parents with your success, helping your own family deal with loss, celebrating your babies firsts without anyone taking those moments away, and when your friend is cheating, and you know, what do you do?

Khloe Kardashian is still in therapy over the time she hid under the bed while her parents were in bed… yup! Man swipes right over a million times on Tinder and goes on only ONE date. International Woman’s Day with Roz, Mocha and Maria’s mothers!

New Lady Gaga album ‘Mayhem’ is out now. We learn Millie Bobby Brown’s real name. The truth about Gene Hackman’s death. The trailer for ‘YOU’ Season 5 is out. Matt LeBlanc talks about his love of doing nothing. The Blue Jays have a new slogan, plus, tariffs, tariffs and more tariffs news.

Was there ever a song when we were in school that was so popular that everyone was singing it? Would we sell our pet for a million bucks? Has Roz ever made a dessert? Who would win in a snowball fight?

Who has the sexiest voice of out all of us? Where is the worst place we’ve farted? Aside from sitcoms, have we ever rewatched shows after they’ve aired? If Shem actually got a Martha Stewart-like lady, would his parents approve? What is something you do to make a depressing day better? Does Roz still use his Sous-Vide?

Alessia Cara joins us in studio to chat new music. What type of animal would we be? A Vented Moment about Ranch dressing. Plus, Tone Deaf Duets!

For this week’s Roz & Mocha Retro podcast, we’re taking it back to 2013 and celebrating the calls from YOU. Laurie called in to make a request on her birthday to hear Roz and Mocha sing. 12 year old Jonathan called in and acted like a total baller! Plus, we celebrate 10 years of the viral ‘Dress’ with our 2015 exclusive interview with the dress’ owner Caitlin McNeill!

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, how to get your family on board with your favourite TV show, a one sided friendship, someone has issues accepting their sisters boyfriend, plus, someone is struggling being the ‘cool’ mom but still a good mom.

The Rock & Damnit Maurie chat jorts and Mocha! Trish Status’ son Maximus talks about watching her fight. Amanda Seyfried on getting the wrong ‘Ghostbusters’ autographs.

Zendaya joins ‘Shrek 5’. Travis Kelce’s retirement decision. Razzies and Oscars coverage. Lady Gaga talks ‘Mayhem’. Millie Bobby Brown addresses criticism on her looks and ‘Vanderpump Rules’ star Jax Taylor admits to drug use.

Some of our recent cravings. What is stressing us out recently. when you have a two layer box of chocolates is it OK to get a chocolate from the second layer? What is one thing that we always travel with? Plus, What’s our favorite board game to play?

What is the weirdest thing a stranger has offered us? Do we turn on the water before entering the shower, or do we step in first and then turn on the water? With Easter coming up, who do we think would be the best at an Easter egg hunt? Do we ever get stressed out about work?

Delta Air Lines passenger Nate joins us and describes the moment he thought he was going to die after Flight 4819 crashed in Toronto last week. Shem’s February recap song. The most stressful video games. Mocha’s embarrassing DM to The Rock.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We relive the early days of Drake when he was learning his autograph, we talk chin fat and Roz on ‘Rookie Blue’.

This week, in the Roz & Mocha FML segments – How to deal with a constant crying baby. Helping a friend in need. Your kids loving your ex’s new girlfriend. How to decide if reconnecting with your brother is worth it.

Ayo Edebiri set to write and star in a ‘Barnie’ movie. Is flirting cheating? Maurie chats with Jose Bautista about his Hall of Fame induction. Shem visits and sings his beloved Black History month song. Stephen Amell joins us to chat ‘Suits LA’.

Team Canada wins 4 Nations Face Off! The Wiggles are back with a new song featuring Dolly Parton. This is the 10th anniversary of the viral dress. RIP Roberta Flack, Michelle Trachtenberg & Gene Hackman. Jelly Roll on life with no cell phone. Plus, Is Millie Bobby Brown getting ready to play Britney in a biopic?

Has Roz learned how to send a voice note? Food obsessions. Who taught us how to live independently? Plus, is mocha going to design any new hats in the coming months?

What’s a recent trend that we find looks awful and we just can’t understand? How long should someone take to come outside when being picked up before it’s considered rude? How do we keep our clean underwear in the drawer? Folded, rolled or just tossed? Is there anyone in our past that we always wonder about? When walking, do we look straight ahead or do you look to the ground?

New report out that says the typical person has 1,598 photos on their phone's camera roll. Lucy Liu on 25th anniversary of ‘Charlie’s Angels’. RIP inventor of Nutella.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – Can you name 10 famous Canadians? Mocha’s nose ring and ugly 80s singers

On this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, we help with finding trust again, someone needs help dealing with a cheating boyfriend, plus, moving for love.

Roz got a new kitten. What is the ideal work week? Toronto Raptors star Gradey Dick wasn’t ready for the snow! Health Canada is warning people against using unauthorized sexual enhancement products. Hilarious commercial fail with Shem & Maurie.

Post Malone does an epic Nirvana cover. The Toronto Blue Jays and Vladimir Guerrero Jr. did not agree on a contract extension ahead of his self-imposed deadline. A$AP Rocky was found not guilty of felony assault. Will Smith confirms ‘I am Legend 2’ and talks with Zendaya in ‘Hancock 2’. A new study found that just 20 minutes of dance each day could help you hit the recommended exercise target.

What is something that we do that people point out as a problem? How do we hold our cup of coffee?The ultimate fantasy one hit wonder concert, plus, what would be our WWE finishing move?

What is the best time of day to get pulled over by the police? What would we not want our kids to do when they grow up for a profession/career? Did we have a rebellious phase toward our parents? Is there a hobby we always wish we would’ve had growing up?

We give you, the Roz and Mocha fans the chance to shoot your shot for Valentine’s Day. The Damnits argue about Valentine’s Day. How important is pronunciation on ‘Wheel Of Fortune’? Maurie’s 91 year old Nana on what love was like back in the 50s. How a Wi-Fi name canceled a flight, plus, Justin Bieber teases new music.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We chat beard maintenance, the no pants subway riders and all things Chumbawamba!

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, an update on how to deal with the loss of a mom, what to do when a friend drunkenly confesses their love for you. Also, a PURR-fect update on a new kitten, plus, how to handle the loss of a partner on Valentines day.

Tom Brady’s watch cost over $700,000. A shocking ‘Family Feud’ guess. Maria chats with Loud Luxury about performing in the cold. Bill Murray’s weird Yahoo Super Bowl commercial. Roz gets solicited for a free waxing session. Mocha messes up his Super Bowl dinner order.

From Lady Gaga to Kendrick Lamar, all your Super Bowl coverage. Patrick Schwarzennegger talks ‘The White Lotus’ season 3. Jelly Roll gives amazing advice on exercise. We chat with BBNO$ and Preston Pablo about their JUNO nominations. RIP Rex from ‘Hudson & Rex’. Cardi B blames Trump for her busted up shoes! Everyone this week was talking about ‘Big Balls’.