Roz & Mocha

Have our parents ever told us a lie that we believed for way too long? Will we ever see the return of Snapped? Do we believe America landed on the moon in 1969? Is there something our parents accomplished that we won’t be able to?

Turns out a large percentage of people carry spare underwear with them. A round of ‘Name That Quarantunes’, this time the topic is ‘Songs turning 25 in 25’. Damnit Matthew can’t say the word ‘Horseradish’! Plus, we call Americans to see if they will welcome Canada as the 51st state! Plus, we chat naked dreams!

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We attempt the months in French, Pageant dogs and Maurie’s Mac N Cheese

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s we talk high rent, dealing with a neighbour that hates you, meeting new friends when you move to a new city, plus, handling a grown sibling who still gets treated like a child.

What does ‘prorogue’ mean? Ice-T goes OFF on the NYPD for pulling him over. Did Kim Jung-Un ban hotdogs? Why does Roz have a litterbox in his car!?

The cast of ‘Mufasa’ roast Roz for never having seen ‘The Lion King’. A.I mashup of ‘Baby It’s Cold Outside’ & ‘Move Bitch’. Highlights from the Golden Globe Awards. Justin Trudeau steps down as Prime Minister. Jelly Roll gets a pet donkey. Maurie chats with Kevin O’Leary about buying TikTok. Reaction from the California wildfires.

Would Roz ever sing one of his songs from his demo tape? Did we buy Christmas gifts for our pets? Did Maurie receive a Christmas gift from Roz? What’s Roz’s favourite BBQ he owns? How long can we hold a grudge?

Re-live all of Shem’s monthly recaps from this year!

From Mouth Charades, ‘5IN7’ and ’30 Seconds Or Less’ and so much more! All the games we played in 2024 in one podcast!

Everyone on The Roz and Mocha Show pick their favorite moments of 2024 on the show!

The Roz & Mocha’s Fans’ Choice Countdown, where we celebrate the biggest, funniest, weirdest, most dramatic and awkward moments of 2024 on The Roz & Mocha Show! It’s the show where YOU pick all of your favourite moments until we get to #1!

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – The Damnits go camping, Maurie is worried about the supply of chickens and things that turned 10 in 2015

Did we grow up playing sports? When we get really angry, how do we apress it? what nicknames do we call our dogs? Which Star Wars character best fits us?

A full festive Roz & Mocha Show podcast! Full of games, guests & so much more! Merry Christmas from all of us!

From Christmas traditions, to debating who the Queen of Christmas is! Plus, how well did Maurie do making the bed? Go inside the condo of the Damnits for the first annual CHRISTMAS WITH THE DAMNITS special!

Maurie was in North Bay to crash Christmas parties! Shem’s Christmas song roasts us all. James Marsden chats ‘Sonic 3’ with us. Did Mocha get an email from Michael B. Jordan?

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We chat about what our finger length means, the popularity of the term “What’s poppin?” and Christmas jokes with the Maple Leafs

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, we tackle a countertop stain, getting overpaid at work, looking for love when you also have a child and what to get a husband for Christmas who already has everything

The winner of the Drake look-a-like contest joins us. Christian Slater joins us to chat ‘Dexter’. The new ‘Superman’ theme will give you chills. A day in the life of Jelly Roll. Are skin care routines ruining sex lives?

Possible UFO sighting in Oregon. What is Fartcoin? Canada Post back to work. Terry Fox to be on the next $5 bill. ‘Sesame Street’ needs a new home.

What is one thing you will never leave the house without? Tom Hanks Vs. Tom Cruise. Are there any foods that adults just have to retire because they’re an adult now? If we could stay one age forever, what age would it be?

How does Roz barely age? How clean is our belly button? Halloween or Christmas? What’s the one food item we always look for at a restaurant? Do Mocha and Shem have garlic pork at Christmas??

Mocha’s embarrassing osteopath story. The Damnits Christmas greeting. Beyonce’s mom claims she was hacked. A Christmas store owners vented moment.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We chat online shopping, suggesting Christmas gifts & Bedtime With The Damnits Christmas edition.

In this weeks Roz & Mocha’s FML’s, we help with nerves of moving away. Moving in with a guy. Dealing with a crappy boss and dealing with grief over the holidays.

Dating tips from 1938. Shem has new glasses. A Helluva Story from inside a prison! Roz’s struggle with building a new BBQ. Plus, a fight breaks out at a Mariah Carey show!

Selena Gomez is engaged to Benny Blanco. The hottest male celebs of 2024 according to Grindr. Lewis Hamilton finishes up with Mercedes. Barry Keoghan addresses his break up.

What is our favourite midnight snack? Skills we wish we were better at. Do we stress eat? What is the most romantic thing someone has done for us?

Would you rather be trapped in a room full of the most embarrassing moments in your life or in a room where everyone knows your worst secret? What’s a “must have” side dish at your Christmas dinner? Are we the type to go to the doctor right away as soon as we feel sick? Does Roz still feel that one day he will get into a fight with Justin Trudeau? Has Drake jumped the shark?

Shem’s November recap song. We learn about the Detachable Penis Spider. Mocha takes the ‘Brain Rot’ test. Kate Winslet is done being asked about ‘Titanic’. Plus, did Tom Brady actually try the Turducken?

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We re-love the 2015 420 celebrations and talk to stoned people. We chat smiling in photos, and being dumped over the holidays.

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, getting over the fear of meeting someone famous, confidence in believing you’re a good dad and how to not mess up with relationships.

Trish Stratus joins us in studio! Jack Harlow covers Elvis’ ‘Can’t Help Falling In Love’. Snoop & Dr. Dre preview new album. Plus, we learn everyone on the show needs glasses.

Snoop Dogg has a fear of horses. Nick Cannon reveals his narcissistic personality disorder. Toronto’s WNBA team will be called the, ‘Tempo’ and drag superstar Priyanka will perform the first ever drag show in Guyana!

Would we rather speak 10 languages or play 10 instruments? What's the one toy we all wanted for Christmas as a kid? When do we start wishing people ‘Merry Christmas’? If we could put 3 musical artists or groups together for our ideal concert, who would they be? How do we motion to the waiter at a restaurant to get our bill? When Roz cooks, does he use just garlic, just onion or both garlic and onion?

What are our winter hobbies? If we could time travel, would we go into the past OR the future? What two "normal" activities would be really weird if we did them back to back? If Shem were gay and single, would he date Damnit Maurie? Apple Maps, Google Maps or Waze?

Bunnie XO defends Jelly Roll eating his boogers. Matthew’s reaction to Damnit Maurie’s collection of Taylor Swift friendship bracelets. Lindsay Lohan & Kristin Chenoweth on ‘Our Little Secret’. Emma from The Wiggles at the Santa Parade.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We head back to 2014 when Roz was learning Spanish. We chat wishes and geography.

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, how do handle work/life balance? Dealing with Christmas traditions and how do date while still married.

Roz is getting Viagra Ads now that he’s 50. The Mandela Effect of ‘I’ll Be Home For Christmas’. If we use ‘LOL’ in text, are we a phoney? Plus, If you listen to an audio book, does that count as reading?

Jason Kelce on Christmas gifts for Taylor Swift. The conspiracy behind Jay Leno’s injuries. Two new songs from Jelly Roll. New Christmas song from Ed Sheeran. Drake Vs. Universal Music. Jude Law’s ‘The Holiday’ bombshell. Plus, Elton John on why he can’t make new music.

How do we feel about wearing socks with flip flops? Now that Roz is 50, are there protocols in place at the studio for when he falls and can't get up? Do we like to recharge alone or around other people? Is there a TV show theme song that reminds us the most of our childhood or earlier years?

Has Roz ever visited Scarborough? Do you have a favourite comfort food? How does Maurie feel when Roz calls him "my love"? How excited is Cheesecake for ‘The Later Daters’ coming out soon on Netflix? How does Maurie feel about Mocha’s new neck tattoo?

Ralph Macchio on ‘Cobra Kai’ Season 6. Chad Michael Murray chats ‘The Merry Gentlemen’. Reaction from the Jake Paul Vs. Mike Tyson fight. Plus, a Helluva Story of how a guy crushed his fingers in a meat machine.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – Sexy male names, we talk grinding in the clubs and moms describing themselves and kids describing their moms.

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s we dish out advice on uncomfortable laughs, helping sick parents and being a good dad.

Extensive coverage from Taylor Swift’s Eras Toronto in Toronto. Dustin Mulligan on ‘Hot Frosty’. The banana art sells for $6 million. Hugh Grant sounds like Roz!

Highlights from Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour in Toronto. Shawn Mendes’ new album preview. The Argos win the Grey Cup. 60 million people watch the Jake Paul Vs. Mike Tyson fight. Drake’s new haircut. Plus, Maurie chats with Margo Martindate about ‘The Sticky’.

How do we take gum out of the pack? What are the top 3 ways we deal with stress? What would we do if we went to the moon? What is something we’ve purchased and get judged on?

What do we regret sharing on the radio? With it being Hallmark Christmas movie season, who do we think would make the best leading man based on our actual life? For those that sing in the car, do we go with the melody or try to harmonize? What colour/shades do we gravitate to when it comes to clothing?