Roz & Mocha

It was Damnit Maurie’s birthday! And to celebrate, we get an epic new birthday song from Shem—this time featuring Maurie’s dad, Frank J. Sherman. Michael Bunting calls in with a surprise birthday message, Maurie hits the streets to ask strangers to celebrate him, and things get awkward when he asks Mocha for a hug. Plus, Roz humiliates himself and gets a parking ticket. Also: Roz can’t get a jingle out of his head since 1998, we vent about public FaceTime users and tech in cars, and the Human Centipede movie pitch left out one very key detail.

From the BET Awards to bizarre surgeries, we’re covering it all. A plastic surgeon in Florida will sing you to sleep. Donald Trump and Elon Musk’s bromance is officially over. We’ve got updates on the DHL strike, the Air India crash, and a look at the best smells in the world (yes, really). Plus, highlights from the Tony Awards and BET Awards, and Jason Biggs admits he once dumpster-dived for cocaine. Roz breaks down early box office projections for Superman, and we talk “office chair butt,” hotel front desk extinction, and Brian Wilson’s passing. Also: AI can now figure out your beach location from just a photo—and that should scare you.

What’s the secret to the show’s success after all these years? Which brand would you be proud (or embarrassed) to get sponsored by—tattoos and all? And why are guided meditations so annoying for some people, especially when they won’t stop talking during the breathing parts?

Who would fall for a scam the fastest? If we all lived in a dorm, what would be on our walls? Roz shares what finally changed his mind about working out. Plus, if The Roz & Mocha Show ran a school, which subjects would each of us teach? Let’s just say… not everyone’s getting a passing grade.

Maria and Maurie go head-to-head in a mini spelling bee—can either of them keep up with this year’s Scripps-level words? Mocha brings a prank video to the table that splits the room: is it hilarious or totally staged? Plus: a woman blames her 7-year sinus infection on her ex’s gas, a teacher reveals the wildest things her 8th graders have said, and we react to an A.I. remix blending Lil Wayne with California Dreamin’. And—if you had to get sponsored for life by one brand, who would you choose?

This week on the Roz & Mocha RETRO Podcast – It’s a Sing-Along Throwback! From Roz belting out The Sound of Music in 2013, to getting emotional during A Whole New World, to that unforgettable Milli Vanilli moment from 2014 — we’re hitting all the nostalgic high notes. Sing it loud, cry a little, and press play!

In this week’s Roz & Mocha FMLs – How do you tell someone they have bad breath without hurting their feelings? Should you ask a parent to repay a large debt, or just let it go? And how do you move on from family pressure to marry and embrace a healthier relationship path?

The team takes on the “Blue Glue Gun, Green Glue Gun” tongue twister—and it does not go well. Mocha plays Roz a viral video of a little girl singing Moana on a delayed flight, and Roz is immediately annoyed. Plus: the poor people habits we just can’t quit, the most demanding bridezilla ever, Maurie recycling the same Pride jokes for a fourth year, and ride-to-work times that make Roz question everything. Also: Shem returns with a May recap song, and Roz accuses everyone of Wordle cheating.

The Edmonton Oilers are heading to the Stanley Cup Final—again! Netflix finally gives us Stranger Things Season 5 release dates, Sydney Sweeney’s bathwater becomes a limited-edition soap (yes, really), and Lady Gaga joins Wednesday. Plus: Mariah Carey teases new music, Rick Astley hits 1 billion Spotify streams, Wayne Gretzky names his sports GOATs, and Tinder adds a controversial “height filter.”

If our group chat leaked... who’s getting fired first? How do guys want to be hit on — and how do girls shoot their shot? Have we started picking up each other’s habits and quirks after all these years together? Plus, Is Shem still deep in the church game? And which of us actually takes naps?

Who would make the best trivia teammate on our show? We reveal the most unforgettable things we’ve ever won, and Roz shares what he actually eats while sitting on the toilet. Plus, would Shem, Maurie, Roz—or even Maria—ever pose as a Sunshine Boy or Girl?

A DJ ends the night with a “Deez Nuts” drop and Roz is obsessed. Maurie gets roasted for texting Roz’s wife Katherine at 1AM, and we hear from a listener who got a tattoo of Roz, Mocha, and Shem’s names on her back. Plus: What happens when Maurie tries to plan his own birthday gift? A.I.-generated R&B bangers, slow-mo back scratchers, and the real story behind Gwen Stefani’s “performance” at the AMAs. Oh—and Roz talks memoirs, cat cuddles, and why every show feels like The White Lotus now.

This week on the Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast — as promised — it’s all about Roz being sexy. Back in 2013, Roz was nominated as one of Toronto Sun’s Sexy Males. In 2014, a listener called in with a spicy Roz dream… and not to be outdone, even Maurie had one too.

This week on Roz & Mocha’s FML: Wearing your old engagement ring after divorce — weird or totally fine? How do you get your dad to admit he needs glasses? And Karla wants a vacation but feels guilty spending the money.

Mocha finds out he has the exact same neck tattoo as Justin Bieber — and the team won’t let him live it down. Maurie hits the Post Malone & Jelly Roll concert, including the wild story of a fan who got hit in the head by pyro. Plus: A listener with a brutal 2-hour commute vents, Mocha comes dead last in the parent relay (again), we try the Toilet Paper Challenge (again), and people are asking ChatGPT to rate their attractiveness. Oh — and did COVID just make a comeback?

Big changes in Leafs Nation as Brendan Shanahan is out. The Florida Panthers are on fire, while Team Canada takes a hit in hockey. Shaq gets real about a bathroom emergency, Jennifer Aniston accidentally shares her phone number, and Joe Exotic’s husband gets deported. Plus: Morgan Wallen’s grandma spills secrets, “Lilo & Stitch” breaks box office records, and Kid Cudi claps back after testifying in the Diddy trial.

Are we socks-in-bed people? Did we get our tattoos for the meaning… or just for the vibe? What books blew us away and made for amazing movie or TV adaptations? And how long could we actually survive stuck in a car?

What’s your boy dinner or girl dinner? Which food group could you live without forever? Plus, we pick new hair from the team, fight off dandelions, and figure out which element on the periodic table best represents us. Science, style, and snacks — let’s go!

A film just got a 19-minute standing ovation at Cannes — so naturally, Mocha and Shem battle to see who can clap the longest. Travis Kelce’s back hair becomes a hot topic, and we tour Canada’s tiniest apartment — 95 square feet! Plus: roaches in Punta Cana, a heartfelt tribute to a listener’s dog, and Maurie chats with Courtney B. Vance and Tia Carrere, stars of the new 'Lilo & Stitch' movie. And Sarah from Sudbury calls in with love for the show… and throws some accidental shade.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We’re throwing it back to 2013 for a very sexy episode! Is sexting considered cheating? We hit the streets to find out what you thought back then. Plus, we were live at a Leafs game asking fans the big question: Who was the sexiest Maple Leaf in 2013? (Spoiler: Kadri, Phaneuf, Bozak, Van Riemsdyk, and Lupul were all in the running.) And just like today—some things never change—we took a call about Roz being sexy.

This week on Roz & Mocha’s FML: What do you do when your mom refuses to accept your boyfriend? Can a marriage survive the constant battles over kids’ sports schedules? And how do you find patience when both your parents are living with dementia? Real stories. Real problems. Real talk. It's FML time.

Roz and Mocha are mentally gone heading into the long weekend — watching YouTube and leaving the work to Shem and Maurie. Roz is still spiraling from the Leafs' brutal Game 7 loss (he didn’t even shower at the hotel!), and Shem drops a new song to ease the pain. Plus, Maria returns from Orlando and gets roasted for her “back to the hell of reality” post, Maurie interviews the cast of Final Destination: Bloodlines, and we finally explain why Shem is called Cheesecake.

New heat on the Leafs: troubling stats, brutal losses, and Mitch Marner under fire. Jimmy Fallon and The Weeknd surprise grads — but Roz slams The Weeknd’s new movie. Hudson’s Bay is selling its iconic stripes to Canadian Tire, Diddy’s trial takes a bizarre turn, and Jelly Roll brings out Eminem in Detroit. Plus: Taylor Swift hits The Handmaid’s Tale, Netflix saves Sesame Street, and we finally meet… Peppa Pig’s sister?

Do we consider ourselves to be high maintenance or too attached to luxurious things in life? If we were a key on a keyboard, which one would we be? Is chivalry dead?

Did we ever cheat in high school? Did Maurie finally find his missing car? And how do you tie your shoes—loop, swoop, and pull or something else entirely? Roz geeks out over a new kitchen gadget, we find out if Roxy’s ready to hit the road next year, and everyone reveals their favourite day of the week—and why it matters more than you think.

Shem hits the high notes performing at church for Mother’s Day. Maria’s mom shares her very real thoughts on Maria’s packing skills. Roz reveals why he’s feeling unusually sticky (ew?). And get this—science says psychopaths might actually be more attractive.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – In this week’s Roz and Mocha Retro Podcast, we are going back to 2014 and talking all things sing songy. Singing LET IT GO is hard enough, but a dude went viral for singing LET IT GO in 21 different Disney voices! How hard is it to sing two notes AT THE SAME TIME?!? Well, this guy made it look easy! Plus, you might be shocked at this list of actors – WHO ALSO SING!

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s , what to do when you resent your own mother. Having those tough conversations with your child when your other younger child is around. Getting paint off your new walkway. Plus, getting your dad to pay you back the money he owes you.

Dan Aykroyd drops some breaking Ghostbusters news. Reactions from Leafs fans at Maple Leafs Square after each game. Would you dump your partner to save your pet? A Helluva Story about finding a human tooth during a home reno. A round of Name That Quarantune. Plus, a round of 5IN7!

Maple Leafs anthem singer Natalie Morris gets the ultimate subway serenade—fans belting out “O Canada” to her! NBC pulls the plug on Night Court. Justin Baldoni finally speaks out. Leafs Nation reacts live from Maple Leafs Square, and Max Domi’s wallet takes a $5,000 hit. Maurie catches up with Mike Myers for a very important Shrek update. The Menendez Brothers could be up for parole. Morgan Wallen explains why he left SNL so suddenly. Plus, Jelly Roll is officially cleared to perform in England.

How do we make ourselves sound good on the radio? On a scale of 1 to 10, how screwed would we be if our IG DMs ever got leaked? What’s our favourite non-American red wine?

Where did the way Roz says “no spoilers” come from? If someone offered us a million dollars and all we had to do was call someone and have them NOT answer for us to win the money, who are we calling? When is Maria going to try Maurie’s famous tuna and corn Mac N Cheese? Since Maria is leaving her spin classes when are Shem, Maurie and Mocha going to her class? Has Shemmy tried deep fried cheesecake? Is there any advice we learned from a movie or TV show that we found to be the best advice?

All the mom confessions as part of Roz & Mocha’s Mother’s Day Confessional!

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – Flaming RoMo’s from 2014 call in about killing spiders, washing your face and never try and lie to Roz & Mocha!

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FMLs, how to get rid of clovers on your lawn, how to break bad news to your kid, getting your family to cut down on screen time at home and being a new dad but not feeling guilty that your wife is doing more work than you.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus joins us in studio to chat about ‘Thunderbolts’.Leafs are winning and Maurie was with all the fans each game. We all met Maria’s new boyfriend. Plus, we chat with Matty Matheson about ‘The Bear’ season 4 and find out if he’s in the ‘GTA 6’ trailer.

Lady Gaga set all all-time attendance record. ‘Thunderbolts’ changes its name to ‘The New Avengers’. Men shaving their eyelashes in new TikTok trend. Toronto Maple Leafs are doing so well. Rihanna is pregnant. Is matty Matheson in the ‘GTA 6’ trailer? ‘Yellowstone’ spinoffs. Plus, Maurie chats with Leafs legend Darryl Sittler.

What is something we do that would be embarrassing if everyone found out? What’s our best hangover cure? What is a food combination people eat that we just can’t get behind? Would we rather have a male nurse or female nurse insert a catheter? If we could pick a day to relive again and again, which would it be?

What is an object we use daily that we can't live without? What movie did we watched as a kid and thought was AMAZING but then watched again as an adult and realize that it didn’t hold up? Now that the winter is finally gone, what is everyone’s favourite thing to cook on the barbeque? Which way does a ceiling fan spin? What’s the correct way that a roll of toilet paper should roll?

Celebrating Shem’s birthday with a new song & fan reaction. Jack Black & Amy Poehler talk about their C-PAP machines. Could 100 people beat 1 Gorilla in a fight? Maurie chats with Chad Michael Murray about ‘Freaky Friday’.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – looking back at some interviews from 2013, including the times Roz & Mocha spoke to both Snooki & JWoww, the time we welcomed David Hasselhoff in studio as well as Selena Gomez!

In this week Roz & Mocha FML’s, how to recognize your collection is junk and the importance of letting go, getting sibling kids to get along and caring less about your job when you’re a teacher because care too much.

Fan reaction from Maple Leaf Square. Martha Stewart has never ordered food to her house. The top countries for Expats

Leafs Vs. Sens fan reactions. Jelly Roll talks weight loss. Massive power outage in Europe. Travis Kelce unfollowed Ryan Reynolds. Mark Carney is the new PM. Oldest woman ever is from England.

How would we all react if our siblings moved in with us? What is the difference between a button and a pin? What celeb do we all look like? Will we use public bathrooms? Would we clone our dead pets?

After a shower, do we dry off while still in the shower or after stepping out? What are Mocha’s favourite pair of sneakers? Do we put our finished laundry or dishes away as soon as they’re done or do we procrastinate with it? What’s something that if we’re offered by someone, we can’t turn down?

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‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – It’s all things food! Maurie makes pickles. What if pasta was good for you and are we eating spaghetti wrong?!

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, how to come clean to your parents about a lie, being honest to your friend about her new teeth and an update on love, plus, owning a Tesla but dealing with the hate.

Maurie chats with Penn Badgley about ‘YOU’ season 5 on Netflix. Reaction for all the Leafs playoff wins so far. On the red carpet for ‘Andor’ season 2 with Stellan Skarsgård & Genevieve O’Reilly. How someone annoyed Mocha at work. Study finds men don’t hear as well as woman.