Roz & Mocha

Shem gets mysterious compliments about his scent but refuses to reveal his cologne, sparking debate in the studio. Roz shares his strict charcuterie board preferences, and the team reacts to a wild story from Anna, whose mom faked her death when she was nine. Plus, Mocha defends his old Hulk Hogan-inspired moustache, Roz dreams up a “Roztaurant,” and Emma Memma joins the show to talk about her final performance at the CNE.

This week on the Roz and Mocha Retro Podcast, we’re heading back to school! We flash back to 2013 for some grown-up advice, hear what kids had to say in 2014, and revisit a fan favourite—Back to School Math with Maurie. Class is in session!

This week on the FML Podcast, we hear from listeners navigating heartbreak, loneliness, and the pursuit of super fandom. Jessica pleads her case to be recognized as a true Roz & Mocha superfan after nine years of loyal listening, while Steffi wrestles with what to do with Lady Gaga tickets gifted by her now ex-boyfriend. Jeff reflects on ending a 19-year relationship that never made it to marriage, and Erin shares her anxiety about living alone for the first time as her fiancé travels to Manitoba to care for his sick grandmother.

Mocha returns from vacation to a flood of messages, while Roz gets none. The team tackles the “Unique New York” tongue twister with hilarious results, and Maurie shares his pricey plumbing disaster. A listener calls in to celebrate a shared birthday with her mom, and another reveals she got a tattoo of the show’s signatures. Maurie and his nanny dine 150 feet in the air at the CNE, and Roz rants about cyclists and e-bike riders hogging sidewalks. Plus, Google’s AI gets Shem’s relationship status hilariously wrong, and Maurie chats with Riz Ahmed about his new film.

Canadian swimmer Summer McIntosh dominates the world championships with three gold medals, while Air Canada’s strike ends after a mediated agreement, allowing flights to resume. Doug Ford slams Stelco’s CEO over U.S. tariffs, and Donald Trump increases tariffs on Canadian goods to 35%. Meanwhile, Hulk Hogan’s coroner report confirms heart issues, Justin Timberlake reveals his battle with Lyme disease, and a Delta flight makes an emergency landing after severe turbulence. Plus, a widow preserves her late husband’s Steelers tattoo by framing his skin, and a Michelin-starred chef creates a burger made from cat food.

With back-to-school season just around the corner, Roz & Mocha are taking a trip down memory lane and diving into some big life questions. In this episode, they reflect on their favorite school memories—from unforgettable classroom moments to the friendships that shaped them. They also explore the kinds of life experiences everyone should have at least once, and share the lessons their kids picked up early that they wish they had learned themselves. Plus, the team discusses powerful quotes and dialogues from movies and TV shows that left a lasting impact. It’s a thoughtful, funny, and heartfelt episode that blends nostalgia with life wisdom—perfect for anyone gearing up for a new season of change.

We’re turning the spotlight on YOU in this Summer Special featuring some of the wild, weird, and wonderful calls we’ve received this year! From birthday song requests, to the listener who has no idea what we even look like. Plus, calls full of love… and even one from a hater. You’ll also hear from Mocha and Jenna as we celebrate the unforgettable moments that only you could give us.

All summer long we’re bringing the heat—this time with the wildest, weirdest, most jaw-dropping Helluva Stories you’ve shared with us. In this special edition, we revisit some of the most unforgettable tales: a survivor who lived through a plane crash, a man with a shocking fingernail collection, a flight attendant’s run-in with the passengers from hell, and a woman whose ex-husband ran a Ponzi scheme. These stories are anything but ordinary—because on this show, we don’t just tell stories… we tell Helluva Stories.

Back by popular demand! As part of our Summer Special series, we're revisiting one of the most iconic episodes ever — The Roast of Roz Weston! Originally recorded for Roz’s 50th birthday, this unforgettable celebration features special guests Russell Peters and Scott McGillivray, plus a surprise musical performance from Shawn Desman. It’s hilarious, heartfelt, and absolutely savage. ReLove the Roast!

This summer, we’re turning up the heat—and the frustration! It’s our ultimate collection of your biggest vents of the year so far. From the mom who found out her son was secretly peeing the bed, to rants about slow drivers, and full-on outrage over people FaceTiming in public—nothing was too petty or too real for you to sound off about. If you’ve ever wanted to scream “ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!”—this one’s for you.

This week on The Roz & Mocha Retro Show, we’re letting our hair down — literally. It’s all about hair! Back in 2014, Roz revealed he once shaved his chest hair into the shape of a giant “V” and proudly rocked the look. In 2013, Roz questioned whether he had “anime hair”… and the team had thoughts. And from 2015, for reasons still unclear, Maurie randomly called Roz to ask: how much does hair actually weigh? It’s the hairy moments you didn’t know you needed — all on this week’s Retro Show!

It’s a Roz & Mocha Summer Special! When news breaks or a weird survey needs answers, there’s only one man for the job — Damnit Maurie. In this episode, we round up some of the best man-on-the-street moments of the year, as Maurie hits the pavement to get your hot takes on everything from viral headlines to the most random questions we could think of.

Roz is once again raging about bananas — and the passion runs deep. We also get into the daily spider standoff happening in Roz’s bathtub and why a plastic cup is now part of his morning routine. Plus, the weird new debate: do you dry your feet on a towel… or just the floor? The everyday things that somehow turn into chaos — it’s all in the Deep Dive.

Roz & Mocha reflect on the life and legacy of Hulk Hogan following the wrestling legend’s passing — including some of his most outrageous claims and a touching tribute from his daughter Brooke. Damnit Maurie chats with Jason Momoa about his new Apple TV+ series Chief of War. Plus, Mocha shares the hilarious story of the time he had to share a bed in Vegas… complete with a “pillow wall.” And would you ever get a raise just for running? One company is paying people to lose weight.

This week on The Roz & Mocha Retro Show, we're throwing it back to some unforgettable celebrity moments from the vault! We kick things off in 2013 with the full in-studio interview from the late, great WWE legend Hulk Hogan — a truly iconic visit we’ll never forget. Also from 2013, Lady Gaga joined us during her Born This Way tour to talk music, fame, and everything in between — now, all these years later, she’s back on the road withThe Chromatica Ball. And from 2014, get ready to laugh as Kevin Hart drops by the studio for one of his classic, high-energy Roz & Mocha appearances. Relive all the magic on this week’s Retro Show!

This week on the FML Podcast: A long-distance relationship hits a breaking point, a hidden romance is tested by contract drama, someone discovers their ex is pregnant with another man’s baby, and one listener just wants to avoid playing pretend with a younger cousin. Tough choices, messy feelings — all the FMLs in one place.

Maurie’s under fire after revealing Mocha’s mom bought him a T-shirt — and the roasting is relentless. The crew tries to master the tongue-twisting “Irish Wristwatch” challenge with hilarious results. Plus, would you date your pet if they were human? The answers are weirder than you’d think. And Damnit Maurie chats with Dave Franco and Alison Brie about their new movie Together.

Stephen Colbert shocks viewers with news that The Late Show will end in 2026, raising questions about the future of late-night TV. A viral moment from a Coldplay concert puts a CEO and his coworker in the spotlight — thanks to a kiss cam scandal. Plus, new reports reveal why it took so long for Justin Bieber to settle his financial issues with Scooter Braun. We also dive into Trump’s alleged Epstein letter, Beyonce’s Destiny’s Child reunion, a possible Katy Perry–Justin Trudeau romance, and wild updates from Ozzy Osbourne’s funeral.

What’s something you never liked… until your friends changed your mind? Plus, Roz shares his legendary weekend toilet routine—yes, it involves coffee, a charger, and over an hour of alone time. Also: how do YOU pump gas? Do you stop at the click or round up? Elevator etiquette—do you talk to strangers? And would you rather drink your Thanksgiving dinner as a smoothie or chew gum through a fancy tasting menu?

Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast - Let’s rewind to this week in 2013 and 2014! Would you ever fake your own death just to end a relationship? One guy did, and Roz & Mocha had a lot to say about it back in 2014. Then in 2013, we talked about the unofficial throne in every house — the one chair nobody else is allowed to sit in because it’s Dad’s chair. And finally, we revisit the time a list leaked showing how rock stars shower — and yes, it’s as weird as you think.

We’re bringing the holiday cheer to the middle of summer with a festive blast from the past! It’s our full-on Christmas episode packed with games, laughs, surprise guests, and all the warm fuzzy chaos you’d expect from a Roz & Mocha holiday special. No snow required—just good vibes and great company. Happy Christmas in July from all of us!

Maurie’s disastrous teleprompter moment resurfaces—did he ever get better? The team reflects on their TV dreams and worst on-air moments. Plus, which movie makes each of them cry every time? Later, Roz shares his top tips for making pizza at home, and we answer: Would you ever take the law into your own hands? From burnt lawns to the office upgrade wish list and who's the biggest liability on the show—nothing is off limits in this week's Deep Dive.

Mocha pulls an all-nighter at the Wu-Tang concert and rolls into work with pizza and a pillow. Roz rants about his missing deodorant, Maurie gives questionable advice to his freshly graduated brother, and we ask — is Katherine a genius for turning bread into a makeshift pillow? Plus, a woman reveals the strangest thing she was told during a job interview, and we get into a wild conversation about swim trunks, mesh, and unfortunate... friction.

This week on the Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast — it’s all things summer! We’re throwing it back to 2014 when Jersey Shore ruled TV and Mocha breaks down the classic phrase “Suns Out, Guns Out.” Plus, can you really get a tan while wearing sunscreen? And in 2015, Roz & Mocha talk tanning with oil — is it worth it?

Meghan’s mother-in-law is hijacking her baby shower and ignoring all her wishes. What do you do when you want to plan your own celebration, but someone else takes the reins? Then, Kat is drowning in chaos trying to raise two kids and a wild new puppy — is it time to rehome the dog? Plus, 13-year-old Lily wants to join cadets, but her mom’s not having it. What other activities could give her the fun and friendship she’s looking for? Also, Chloe found out her best friend might be cheating — does she say something or stay out of it?

Roz finally saw the new ‘Superman’ movie! Mocha runs down Cristiano Ronaldo’s unreal perks in Saudi Arabia, and Maurie hits the streets to get your thoughts on the death of the Jersey Milk bar. Plus, we call out Cheryl Hickey for butchering Maurie’s name, and Shem shocks everyone with the cruise outfit he actually wore.

From Bezos’ wedding bash in Venice packed with A-listers, to Anna Wintour stepping down after 37 years at Vogue — we’ve got all the headlines that had everyone talking. Plus, Drake fuels the Kendrick feud at Wireless Festival, Martin Kove allegedly bites his Cobra Kai co-star, and Elmo’s Twitter gets hacked?! We’re also talking Bieber’s surprise album, Jelly Roll’s clap back at trolls, and a remix of Trump’s F-bomb you’ve got to hear to believe.

Who makes Shem’s Mount Rushmore of iconic older women? Plus, after all these years working together—what do Roz, Mocha, Maurie, Shem and Maria still not know about each other? We also debate the great existential mysteries: more missing socks or more missing Tupperware lids? Would you rather be Maurie or live with him? And in a stranded-on-an-island scenario—who leads, who cracks, and who cries first?

🎄 This week on the Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast — it’s Christmas in July! (Hey, if the Hallmark Channel says it’s a thing, we’re in!) We throw it back to 2014: Does Christmas music actually make your food taste sweeter? Plus, what did the 12 Days of Christmas cost that year? And it wouldn’t be Christmas in July without some festive math fun!

We’re celebrating all the birthday fun so far this year! From Mocha’s birthday to Maurie’s and Shem’s, relive the custom songs, surprise guests, and unforgettable moments that made each one special.

From '5IN7', 'Mouth Charades" & 'Name That Quarantune' we know you LOVE the games on The Roz & Mocha Show - Here's a full podcast with all the games we've played so far this year!

To wrap up the school year, Roz and Mocha present: School Tings! Maria and Maurie head back to class for their final exams with Roz. From health and sexual education to science, astronomy, economics, and even a spelling bee, the tests get tougher and the answers get funnier. How much skin covers the average adult? What happens if you pee in space? What does GDP really stand for? It’s the ultimate report card for Maria and Maurie.

Who on the show would you trust — or not trust — to date your kid? If we had to compete in the Olympics for something we’re good at, what would it be? We talk life coaches, fashion trends we can’t stand, and whether anyone on the show thinks they’re photogenic. Plus, could Shem ever see himself on Canada’s Got Talent?

It’s officially 6 months ‘til Christmas, and Mocha’s already getting festive—tree and all! Roz and Katherine treat a hard-working roofer like a houseguest, while Maurie hits the streets to ask if it’s really too early for Christmas talk. Plus, Roz worries about his mom in the heat (she’s fine—she was at Wonderland), and Shem recaps the entire month of June with a brand-new banger. We also get into cologne drama, Maria’s new boyfriend sleep struggles, the 24-24-24-24 challenge, and yes… the man who died from sitting on the toilet too long. Also: Maurie’s exclusive one-on-one with Leafs’ star Max Domi, and a wild Helluva Story about a guy who quit life to sail with his cat.

🌈 It’s Pride weekend — Happy Pride! 🎉 This week on the Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast, we’re celebrating with a look back at some of our most iconic and hilarious Pride moments! We revisit 2014’s unforgettable GRAMMYs when Madonna, Macklemore, and Queen Latifah helped 33 gay couples say “I do” — including one couple we spoke with right after their big moment. Plus, who’s got the gayer lips: Roz or Mocha? We took the debate to the streets (let’s just say Roz wasn’t thrilled with the pic we used). And yes… Maurie hit the streets again for a redo!

From broken friendships to herb-related heartbreak, this week’s FML podcast dives into your messiest, most relatable dilemmas. Natasha opens up about ending a decade-long friendship after betrayal left her questioning everything. Katrina vents about a neighbour who just won’t respect boundaries, always popping over when her husband’s outside. Owen shares his dream of helping his mom publish a book after all she sacrificed for their family. And Braden wonders how to finally stop the endless cycle of buying fresh herbs that die in his fridge.

We celebrate the start of summer! We hit the streets to mark the solstice! Plus, Damnit Maurie celebrates Pride Night at the Blue Jays game. We chat Pride with Deborah Cox. Roz rants about glucose talk being unsexy, and we debate how early is too early for Halloween decorations. Nick Cannon forgets his kids' names. Brandy & Monica tell us the history of the song “The Boy Is Mine,” and Roz’s shocking number of open browser tabs.

From a record-breaking heatwave on the longest day of the year, to Tinder’s new face-check to stop bots. We break down Connor McDavid’s future with the Oilers, Seth Rogen on the audition that could’ve ended his career, and 16 billion login credentials leaked in a massive cyber breach. Plus, a Brampton man’s huge cocaine bust at the border, a lawyer who called a judge “honey,” and the early reviews for the new Superman movie.

What industry would completely collapse if humans lost the ability to lie? We debate everything from politics to pageants. Plus, who’s swapping outfits with whom on the show — and why Roz wants the leggings. We also get into everyday dilemmas like finding a parking spot vs. a table at the food court, checking DMs mid-show, how often we drop the F-bomb in our heads, and Shem opens up about his past marriage. Later, it’s all about BBQ season, Roz’s surprising reason for quitting coffee, and who each of us would bring as our plus-one to a wedding. Spoiler: it’s not Maurie.

If the fate of the world depended on Roz & Mocha running the show until their last dying breath, would they save Earth? Who on the show would we trust to cut our hair? Between the two, which can you not do without: for Mocha, his hat or shoe collection? For Roz, his lawn stuff or cooking stuff? Plus, if we bring our lunch to work, do we wash our container at work or at home? Does Shem have any family members with sleep apnea? And are we a rice person or a bread person?

What’s the number on a crosswalk countdown that makes you stop walking? We debate that — plus proper airport attire, summer sleep struggles, and whether Roz would ever hang in silence, Finnish-style. Also today: a fan sends Mocha a clip of someone who sounds exactly like Shem, a 12-year-old offers dating advice, and Roz gets called out for forgetting sunscreen. Plus, we get your reaction to seeing F1: The Movie, the celeb Mount Rushmore with zero haters, and Roz explains the art of the perfect baked potato. Maurie gets an exclusive first comment from director Shawn Levy about the Netflix Madonna series he’s working on. Roz’s cats are mad at him, and Bashir checks in about hating the heat.

The Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast – Roz rarely shares his dreams, but back in 2013, he opened up about a wild one involving Mocha… and a cat?! Then in 2014, we explored the science of dreaming — can people actually remember their dreams? And what’s the big difference between the way men and women dream?

What do you do when a longtime friend still owes you money after a falling out — and seems to be using the broken friendship as a way to never pay you back? Plus, one listener just moved into a smaller house and doesn’t know whether to bring their dog or leave it with their parents. Also: is 60 too late to find love again? And how do you keep the spark alive after getting married?

Maria’s driving gets dragged — by her own dad. Mocha calls up Papa P, and the stories he tells? Pure chaos. Plus, Roz vents about Toronto traffic cameras, ticket traps, and one camera that handed out 32,000 fines. We also dive into the bizarre trend of walking backwards for fitness — and hit the gym to see what people really think. Then: Maurie gets exclusive access to both mayors ahead of Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Final, and we break down Florida’s massive win. And if you’ve ever questioned Will Smith’s music comeback... yeah, we did too. From awkward performances to remix fails, Pretty Girls is getting roasted. Also: a wild debate — who wins in a fight... 100 women or 1 gorilla?

Drake calls out Jagmeet Singh for showing up at a Kendrick Lamar concert — and Singh responds. Justin Bieber shares cryptic messages and expensive gifts during an emotional Father’s Day. Connor McDavid reacts to intense pressure as the Oilers face elimination, and we break down Team Canada and Team USA’s first Olympic hockey picks for 2026. Doug Ford backs a man who shot into the air to scare off car thieves, while Winnie the Pooh's voice actor goes viral for soothing his grandson. Plus: Megan Fox and MGK reveal their baby’s name (Saga Blade), the backlash over And Just Like That, and Ozzy Osbourne’s bizarre DNA-in-a-can stunt.

Would you rather survive the Ice Age or snorkel with dinosaurs? We debate. Plus, wild coffee habits, personal survival tools for hard times, and what our “burn it all down” posts would be if the show ever ended. Spoiler: Maurie’s would go viral.

Are we really where we want to be in life… or just pretending we are? Plus, the ultimate grilled cheese debate—ketchup or nah? We’re talking burger toppings, ice cream cones vs. cups, and whether perfect vision is worth losing half your colour perception. And do you flash your high beams to warn drivers about police ahead? We’re breaking down all the little choices that say a lot about who we are.

Mocha gets honoured as a Scarborough legend at the Shooting Stars halftime show! Meanwhile, Jenna and her son Cruze call Mocha about a spider emergency at home (Cruze says it’s probably pooping on her pillow). Teachers share the wildest things students have ever said—like registering a teacher for the military. Plus, we talk the high cost of dating in Canada, chat with Tom Green about life on the Funny Farm, and break down the creepy true meaning behind James Blunt’s “You’re Beautiful.” Also: do you unpack right after a trip, or let the suitcase sit—and how gross is your beard, really?

This week on the Roz & Mocha RETRO Podcast – we’re diving into all things dating! First, we throw it back to 2013 with a look at some of the biggest rookie mistakes people make when starting to date. Then in 2014, Roz & Mocha ask: have you ever dated someone for all the wrong reasons? And finally, we wrap things up in 2015 with some hilariously outdated—but oddly insightful—dating tips from 1935.

This week on the Roz & Mocha FML Podcast — Toxic family ties, shady friends, nosy neighbours, and chain-smoking drama. One listener’s dreading a wedding where her estranged mom and brother will be, another finds out her so-called besties have a secret chat mocking her, and a bikini-loving mom clashes with uptight neighbours. Plus, what do you do when your neighbours chain-smoke under your kid’s window every day?