Roz & Mocha

Today on the Roz and Mocha Retro Podcast, Shawn asks us to dig up the moment Maurie and Matthew tried caring for one of those life‑like baby dolls back in 2015 — the segment that made them fall in love with the show. And since we’re on the baby theme, we’re also throwing back to Roz and Mocha’s 2014 interview with Snooki about her baby book, plus the unforgettable moment Cheryl Hickey came in and washed Maurie like a baby.

Living with constant sibling arguments, toddlers copying every bad habit a teen has, years of bullying leading to fear of speaking up, and young brothers who won’t stop fighting — real problems from real listeners looking for real advice.

Roz and Mocha recap surviving Toronto’s wild snowstorm — from Roz sending Katherine to the mall in blizzard conditions for a spring jacket, to Maurie and Chloe ignoring every warning and making snow angels in the chaos. Mocha breaks down his big night at WWE RAW in Toronto, we debate Roz’s “no greens” diet, laugh over the idea of “posses” in wrestling, and roast Maurie for choosing a Subway sandwich over dealing with a 45‑minute nosebleed. Plus, listener calls bring everything from street‑cred arguments to a brand‑new dad announcing his baby was born just three hours earlier.

Harry Styles drops new music and teases his next album, Ashton Kutcher says he wants to make a country record, and Kristin Cavallari spills on hooking up with Morgan Wallen. Jason Segel shares an awkward Forgetting Sarah Marshall premiere moment, while Sydney Sweeney gets in trouble for hanging bras on the Hollywood sign. Heated Rivalry stars Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie are officially named Olympic torchbearers, and Canada’s own Mikaël Kingsbury is announced as a 2026 Olympic flag bearer. We also cover Meghan Markle’s Netflix show possibly being canceled, Lady Gaga singing the Mr. Rogers theme for a Super Bowl ad, Pete Davidson loving new‑dad life, BTS selling out their full comeback tour, Liza Minnelli releasing new AI‑assisted music, and William Nylander getting fined for flipping the bird. Plus: Paul Dano responds to Quentin Tarantino’s harsh criticism, and Kim Kardashian clears up that royal photo drama.

This week’s Roz & Mocha DM Deep Dive brings everything from Chloe opening up about the pressure of being the new girl, to Roz forgetting he ever hated the “vented moment” name, to the team debating whether bald people still need to wear hairnets. We get wild listener questions about the most ridiculous favours they’ve been asked, Mocha being accused of lying about his age, and whether walking on hot coals is better than stepping on Lego. Plus, the crew reveals which decade they'd relive, how they handle partners saying “leave me alone,” who they cheer for when family members’ teams clash, and Chloe exposes her biggest relationship red flags.

How do their kids and families really feel about their “fame”? Roz spills what actually goes into his legendary taco bowl for the girls, and the crew faces a brutally honest hypothetical: if everyone had money equal to Maurie’s debt, would they unanimously hand it over? They also reveal their toilet paper ply loyalty and debate which show member’s vehicle they’d swap with — and why.

Roz dives back into cold‑plunge life, Mocha goes deep into Winnipeg Reddit bong posts, and Maurie & Chloe get absolutely hammered at the Leafs game. Roz triggers listeners with how he says “roti,” a troll convinces him he ruined Heated Rivalry, and Maurie sits down with the cast of Percy Jackson & the Olympians.

On this week’s Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast, we’re looking back at some of the most unforgettable crying moments from the show—because let’s be honest, tears are basically a running theme. From Maurie’s emotional 2013 performance of A Whole New World, to Mocha admitting in 2014 that he cries anytime a wedding pops up on TV, to Roz reflecting in 2015 on how Kelly Clarkson’s American Idol journey brought him to tears

A parent is frustrated after their mom turns a simple bedtime routine into an exhausting “family fun night,” leaving the kids overtired and everyone overwhelmed. Another listener is tired of receiving birthday gifts they never asked for—either cash to buy it themselves or knockoff versions—and wants to manage expectations without being labeled ungrateful. Someone else is trying to gently convince their aging dad that the “ghost” stealing his keys and phone is really just forgetfulness after losing the person who used to help him find everything. And one worker feels torn between staying at a job with great flexibility and a short commute, or leaving because the stress and people at work might be contributing to health issues.

Roz finally admits he has no idea what “standing on business” means, Mocha exposes suspicious old audio of Roz and Maurie from 2023, and the team debates the exact moment Mocha officially “went soft.” We meet a TikTok worker who refuses to work at five very specific times, hear about Maurie and Chloe getting wasted with the Canada Shore cast, and discover yet another Shem voice doppelgänger. Roz also rants about the Stranger Things finale, reveals he’s secretly started watching Hijack without Mocha, and we dive into first‑time‑mom struggles, Dua Lipa’s book‑nerd era, and why Martin Short might ruin your wedding.

Harry Styles announces his long‑awaited fourth album and a brand‑new single, Heated Rivalry drama gets so big even NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman weighs in, Kathleen Kennedy steps down from Lucasfilm, and Sharon Stone publicly calls out rude guests at an awards show. Pamela Anderson says she felt “yucky” near Seth Rogen at the Golden Globes, a new Baywatch casting call warns actors not to dress too revealing, and Green Day is set to open the 2026 Super Bowl. Plus, Kiefer Sutherland faces allegations he attacked an Uber driver, and Idris Elba’s new wax figure is so realistic it even fooled his mother.

The team tackles a fresh batch of wild listener DMs, from Mocha defending his hairline to Chloe revealing her brutally honest first impressions of everyone on the show. They dig into cringe social posts, whether Shem cThe team dives into a wild batch of listener DMs, starting with whether Mocha is secretly hiding a receding hairline and Chloe giving her unfiltered first impressions of everyone on the show. They get into cringe social posts, debate if Shem can actually get drunk, and answer what they’d do with $500,000 they have to spend in 24 hours. There’s also a hilarious breakdown of who on the show would make the best babysitter, plus a question about what each of them would name a beer or cider. They wrap with sleep‑talk confessions, big‑voice battles, and the moments they’d love to reconnect with from their past.an actually get drunk, and what they'd do with $500,000 they have to spend in 24 hours. Plus, a debate over who’d make the best babysitter, beer names inspired by each of them, Maurie’s “Shlong” pitch, sleep‑talk confessions, and whether Shem’s voice is really deeper than Roz’s. A classic chaotic Deep Dive.

A listener wanted to know what Roz and Mocha would do if either one ever left the show, which somehow led Roz into a whole story about leaving ET Canada and hinting it had to do with his book coming out—something he’s never said before. Was there a conflict of interest? We get into that. We also find out which sport each of the guys was secretly amazing at, how everyone carries their phone (right side up or upside down, screen in or out), and whether Shem could actually write a fully original, legit song. Plus: could Roz make a homemade ketchup he’d finally tolerate, which song you haven’t heard in a decade but could still sing word‑for‑word, and who on the show is the true chopstick champion—all from a listener on the American west coast!

Recapping Chloe’s wild 24th birthday ski weekend, a 10‑year‑old superfan grilling the guys with big questions. Roz also reveals he’s been unknowingly carrying four days of dirty underwear in his bag. Maurie talks with Bryan Adams about Charlie the Wonderdog, the team debates their worst on‑air regrets, and everyone battles the chaos of the snowstorm commute. Plus Shawn Desman joins for his birthday, a rant about grocery store bags, Chris Pratt’s wild gift from Arnold, Roz slicing his hand with sharpened knives, and a conversation about the best advice they’ve ever received.

Let’s take a trip down memory lane! We’re kicking things off in 2013 when a flaming Romo called in to share thoughts on the different stages of being drunk. Fast forward to 2018, when we learned the average person spent a whopping $448 drunk shopping—ouch! And of course, who doesn’t love being tipsy at a concert? That same year, Maurie lived his best life at Pink’s show. It’s all the laughs, surprises, and retro vibes you love—don’t miss it!

From awkward party surprises to relationship dynamics and personal boundaries—this episode dives into real-life dilemmas you’ll relate to. What do you do when a holiday party turns out to be a swingers event? How do you stop pampering your partner without starting a fight? Why do people insist on teaching you things you already know? And if you’re “too nice,” how do you finally set boundaries?

We wrap the week with Roz trying red‑light therapy and a cold plunge (and instantly regretting both), plus Matty calls in to continue his long‑running feud with Mocha. Maurie attempts to join an exclusive “smart people only” social app, we get into wild viral stories, and the team reacts to everything from Marvin Gaye to NASA conspiracy clips. Maurie also chats with players from Team Canada’s women’s hockey team, and we hear from familiar Hollywood voices like Robert Picardo and others through the show’s biggest entertainment moments of the week.

From Golden Globes glamour with Jessi Cruickshank and Sarah Jessica Parker’s big honor, to wild NHL rumors about Linus Ullmark, plus Kyle Lowry’s emotional Toronto return. We’re talking Tesla’s big subscription switch, BTS announcing a world tour, and Zoe Saldaña becoming the highest-grossing actor ever. All that and more—catch up now!

This week on the Roz & Mocha Deep Dive: We’re answering your wildest DMs! From Chloe’s big introduction to the show and what it’s like being the new voice in the mix, to listeners asking about childhood obsessions, fate, and even prom stories. Plus, we tackle hilarious hypotheticals like what superpower would make life easier, the most embarrassing songs on our phones, and whether Mocha has gone soft. It’s raw, funny, and full of behind-the-scenes vibes you won’t hear anywhere else.

Dream Daddy Roz makes a comeback! A longtime listener wants to revive the smooth, cool alter ego! Plus, we dive into Shem’s signature scent, Maurie’s honorary family status, beard-swapping chaos, and whether parts of the podcast are recorded live or after the show. It’s a wild mix of fan favorites and behind-the-scenes fun you don’t want to miss!

We kick things off with Roz’s hilarious rant about Stranger Things and why Holly Wheeler drives him nuts, plus wild fan theories linking the show to Nightmare on Elm Street. Maurie celebrates his Nana turning 92 with some questionable wisdom, and Roz admits to lying to Katherine about the cost of his snow broom. Mocha and Maurie face off in “Textgate,” Amanda checks out Roz Weston Lane, and we hear from listeners like Maddie, who says the podcast helped her through a tough time. Plus, Jason Kidd’s bizarre advice to NBA rookie Cooper Flagg, heated driveway dreams, and Roz sleeping on wet sheets without saying a word.

By popular request from Claudia, we’re kicking things off with a throwback to Roz & Mocha’s 2012 chat with the legendary Eric Braden! Plus, stick around for a special treat — we’ve remixed his call for an extra dose of fun. Don’t miss this blast from the past!

This week on Roz & Mocha’s FML Podcast, we dive into real listener dilemmas that hit close to home. From the pressure of keeping New Year’s resolutions with your family, to questioning whether it’s time to end a long-term relationship, and even the emotional rollercoaster of dropping your baby off at daycare for the first time—Roz and Mocha tackle it all with honesty, humor, and heart. If you’ve ever whispered “FML” under your breath, this episode is for you.

We celebrate a New Year’s milestone with Vivian and Nelson Omeziri, proud parents of baby Olana Alora—born exactly at midnight—sharing how it felt to welcome 2026’s first baby. Plus, Mocha’s fury over the team’s missing Christmas onesies, Maurie’s naughty‑or‑nice street hits, Ric Flair’s hilariously off‑the‑rails Cameo, Roz’s turn‑signal embarrassment, Gabby’s long‑standing contest grudge, a kid’s anthem against the “6‑7” meme, and Pinta’s Callaloo soup question for Roz.

From Russell Brand throwing shade at Katy Perry’s romance with Justin Trudeau to John Cena reflecting on his emotional farewell in the ring, we’ve got all the drama and big reveals. Timothée Chalamet explains his Met Gala absence, while Trump sparks controversy with a Hunger Games-style proposal. Plus, Travis Kelce’s future in football, Gary Busey’s bizarre Christmas gift, and the Critics Choice Awards’ viral snack plate moment. We dive into blockbuster wins like Avatar 3 crossing $1 billion, shocking lawsuits over McDonald’s McRib, and wild theories about a secret Stranger Things finale.

What are your goals for 2026? What really factors into how much you tip—aside from service, should the subtotal matter? Who on the show would you call first in an emergency, and which one could flirt their way out of a ticket? Plus, do you all keep the same sleep schedule during holidays, or does vacation mode kick in?

This week on the Roz and Mocha Retro Podcast, it’s all about the bathroom! We revisit 2014 for some unforgettable moments: a shocking story of a snake found in a toilet, a hilarious look at bad bathroom habits at work as we hit the streets to talk to people leaving the restroom, and Roz shares the wild tale of the time he shared a bathroom with Cuba Gooding Jr.

This is The Roz & Mocha’s Fans’ Choice Countdown, celebrating the biggest, funniest, weirdest, most dramatic & most awkward moments of 2025 on the Roz & Mocha Show!

We’re looking back at some of the most powerful and memorable Fix My Life moments from the year. Real stories, real struggles, and the incredible advice Roz & Mocha shared to help listeners through life’s toughest challenges. Don’t miss this special episode filled with wisdom and heart.

We’re looking back at some of the most incredible, jaw-dropping Helluva Stories from the past year! From epic life-changing moments to unbelievable experiences, these standout stories will leave you speechless. Don’t miss this special holiday episode of Roz & Mocha!

By Request: We’re throwing it back to 2013 when Roz, Mocha, and Maurie modeled male panties from the brand HOMME MYSTÈRE (yes, that’s the real name!). This iconic moment had the guys stepping way out of their comfort zones—and into silky, lacy territory. Relive the laughs, the awkwardness, and the unforgettable fashion choices in this Retro Pod classic!

Let’s look back at some of the most unforgettable vented moments of the year! From hilarious rants to epic frustrations, these standout vents will have you laughing, nodding, and saying “same!” Don’t miss this special episode of Roz & Mocha’s Holiday Best Of!

We’re looking back at the wildest headlines of 2025! From Justin Trudeau stepping down as Prime Minister to Jennifer Lopez keeping her $5.6 million engagement ring after splitting from Ben Affleck, this year was packed with drama. We cover California’s devastating wildfires and the shocking arrest tied to them, Drake suing his own label over Kendrick Lamar’s diss track, and Justin Baldoni’s feud with Ryan Reynolds. Plus, Kim Kardashian’s “Ten Kimmandments” MasterClass, astronauts stuck in space for nine months, Katy Perry’s trip to space, and even soap infused with Sydney Sweeney’s bathwater. All that and more in this can’t-miss year-in-review episode!

A full festive Roz & Mocha Show podcast! Full of games, guests & so much more! Merry Christmas from all of us!

Is soup something you eat or drink? What’s the worst movie you’ve ever seen that made you laugh the whole way through? Plus, we dig into first email addresses that will make you cringe, the truth behind the guys’ friendship dynamic, and whether folding a fitted sheet solo is even possible. It’s honest, hilarious, and totally relatable.

Get ready to laugh as we look back at the most unforgettable Damnits Christmas moments from over the years! From the chaos of putting up the tree to the legendary holiday butt wreath and so much more, this episode is packed with festive fun, family shenanigans, and classic Damnits holiday traditions. Relive the joy, the mishaps, and the hilarious moments that make Christmas with the Damnits truly iconic!

Roz reveals the shocking number of Zoom tabs he has open (spoiler: it’s wild). Plus, Roz is already stressed about Christmas 2026, Shem’s family brutally decides who’s naughty or nice, and we revisit Patti LaBelle’s legendary holiday performance fail. Maurie chats with the cast of the new SpongeBob movie and James Cameron about the latest Avatar adventure. We also talk worst ways to wake up, and share a heartwarming story about a woman who married the officer who once searched for her. All that and more in this packed episode!

We’re throwing it back to some of the wildest moments in Roz & Mocha history. From celebrating Butt Kick Day in 2017, to the hilarious belly button challenge in 2015, and yes… Roz once opened up about getting a butt massage (you read that right!) in 2017. It’s all the laughs, all the awkwardness, and all the retro fun you love.

Struggling to plan a holiday party that respects everyone’s beliefs? Feeling frustrated because your friends won’t stop talking about your mom? Worried about an ex who keeps showing up at your workplace? And what do you do when you’re forced to buy a Christmas gift for someone you don’t even like? These real-life dilemmas bring drama, laughs, and advice you didn’t know you needed.

Roz is officially in holiday mode and giving only 70%, while Mocha insists he crank it back up to 100%. Plus, Shem’s family hilariously roasts his hairline at a wedding. We also talk toys from our childhood, wrap gifts with the Damnits, and don’t miss a cozy Bedtime with the Damnits story about Hanukkah pajamas, and Maurie’s chat with Kevin O’Leary about his new movie Marty Supreme. All that and more in this festive, fun-packed episode!

Rob Reiner and his wife tragically killed in an alleged attack by their son, who now faces murder charges and possibly the death penalty. Taylor Swift opens up about the terrifying terrorist threat during her Eras Tour in her new Disney+ docuseries. Plus, Mariah Carey breaks a Billboard Hot 100 record, FIFA slashes World Cup ticket prices after backlash, and Merriam-Webster’s word of the year is officially “slop.” We’ve also got updates on the Chiefs missing the playoffs, the Oscars shortlists, and a creepy new UFO movie trailer from Steven Spielberg.

Who really holds the power on the show? What’s the deal with advance screeners—do the guys share them with family? Plus, who would win in a swimming contest? Later, we tackle fun hypotheticals like taking $2 million upfront versus $1 that doubles every day, and whether Roz would ever cook Guyanese food for Mocha and Shem’s families again. And don’t miss the hilarious debate over Mocha’s new nickname, “Tall Frap.”

What generation does Mocha think he belongs to—Millennial, Gen Z, or Gen Alpha? Maurie’s always broke (seriously, where does his money go?), and we dive into his wild schemes for free stuff and side hustles. Plus, has Mocha been binging Hallmark Christmas movies this year? We share favorites and the most over-the-top holiday movie plots. Then, it’s a round of hilarious “Would You Rather”: built-in pockets or built-in Heeleys? Ever been caught regifting? And the ultimate debate—do you say POP or SODA, and what’s your go-to flavour?

Roz vents about his hatred for socks and gets suspicious when Mocha compliments his denim shirt. Mocha plays a hilarious montage of Gen-Z failing to recognize rapper Nelly, and the guys debate who would win in an epic skate race. Plus, we dive into the most mispronounced words of 2025, Mocha’s vending machine fail, and Miley Cyrus reveals her bizarre paper phobia, Roz shares his obsession with an Italian-American podcast, and Mocha calls his mom for her birthday. There’s also a wild Helluva Story about a Sunshine Girl photo found in an abandoned house, 50 Cent teasing more Diddy doc drama, Will Smith’s cameo in the Bel-Air finale, and John Cena’s final match hype!

Celebrating the 12th anniversary of 2013 with some unforgettable moments! We revisit the year’s top karaoke songs—most of which still hold up today—ask the ultimate question: “What’s the greatest thing in the world to you right now?” and dive into a surprisingly passionate debate about what makes good lips. A fun throwback packed with nostalgia and laughs!

A confusing crush leaves someone wondering if mixed signals mean love or just games. Another story dives into the emotional toll of caring for an aging parent with dementia during the holidays. There’s also a candid confession about a gaming addiction straining a marriage, and a hilarious dilemma involving a 4-year-old who absolutely hates the show.

The guys recap their epic Escape Room challenge for SickKids, raising an incredible $60,000 while Maurie and Shem entertained fans with hilarious livestream moments. Roz shares his obsession with ballerina toes after seeing The Nutcracker, and Mocha plays Tyra Banks’ new Christmas track that nobody asked for. Plus, what does a seal sneeze sound like? Spoiler: it’s not what you think. Maurie hits the mall to ask how people shop for folks they don’t even like, Roz reacts to Katy Perry’s unexpected romance with Justin Trudeau, and Busta Rhymes claps back at being mistaken for Tracy Morgan. AND—Maurie sits down with Landman star Michelle Randolph to talk oil, Billy Bob Thornton’s cat memes, and her scream skills for Scream 7!

Netflix wins a massive bidding war for Warner Bros. Discovery, shaking up Hollywood in a way that could change streaming forever. We break down the Golden Globe nominations, the surprises, and the snubs everyone’s talking about. Plus, Lionel Messi helps Inter Miami clinch their first-ever MLS Cup title, Shirley Manson flips out over beach balls at a Garbage concert, and Wayne Gretzky goes viral for hilariously mispronouncing country names during the World Cup draw. From celebrity drama to sports history and even Pantone’s bizarre new “Color of the Year,” it’s all here in one jam-packed episode.

We debate what we’d write down before losing our memory, why Mocha might never join the Tall Man Club, and how many seagulls in your house is too many. Plus, listeners ask who’s best dressed, what everyone’s Mr. Universe talent would be, and which book titles fit the team perfectly. We even tackle celebrity look-alikes, Roz taking shots at Shem, and whether anyone would ever consider being a swinger. It’s unfiltered, unpredictable, and absolutely hilarious!

On this episode of Ask Roz & Mocha, we’re answering your wildest questions! What’s something you think is totally overpriced but you still buy every single time? Did Roz ever get in trouble at ET Canada for not liking certain shows or actors? Plus, the great holiday debate: Incandescent vs. LED Christmas lights—what’s your pick? We’ll also talk public washroom etiquette (do you judge someone who skips the soap?), and for a laugh, would you rather fart like a trumpet or burp like a mooing cow? Finally, we wrap things up with the ultimate cozy question: What’s your favorite Christmas scent?