Roz & Mocha

Wild DMs spark everything from debates about who can hold “It’s Friday” the longest, to where you’d hide $10 million in your house, to how long you’d survive without the internet for cash. Things spiral into confessions pulled straight from search histories, opinions on the worst possible celebrity roommates, ranking the best forms of potato, embarrassing adult skills people still don’t have, unhinged wedding stories, and the very questionable collections some people keep at home.

What’s one word that instantly pisses you off? Which health supplement do you actually swear by? What do you want to be remembered for, and if you could only eat one meat or protein forever, what are you choosing? Shem breaks down his favourite cruise ship, cruise line, and destination after sailing them all — plus which ship he thinks is the best fit for the rest of the team and their partners or families. The crew also reveals which artist they’d most want to do a duet with, whether they clicked instantly when they first started working together, and the one trend they absolutely refuse to participate in, no matter how popular it gets.

Roz and Mocha get into Gen Z’s latest trend, “raw‑dogging boredom,” after debating whether intentionally doing absolutely nothing is the new meditation. The show also spirals into food chaos with steak‑and‑eggs dinner envy, an emotional rant over Swiss Chalet discontinuing its chicken marinade, and a heated argument over whether macaroni salad actually counts as a salad. Plus, embarrassing listener confessions, an unbelievable Hot Wheels collecting story, an interview with Patrick J. Adams about his new series The Madison, and the mystery of what really happens to the Oscars red carpet once the show is over.

It’s an all‑naked theme on the Roz and Mocha Retro Show as the guys rewind to some unforgettable moments from the vault. First up, a 2014 conversation about the rise of naked yoga, followed by another stop that same year when a very specific cash offer was made to encourage full nudity. Then we jump ahead to 2016 and revisit the debate around Going to Work Naked Day, proving once again that this show has never been afraid to strip things down—sometimes literally.

A series of real‑life dilemmas spark honest conversation and heartfelt advice, from navigating identity and belonging in a mixed‑heritage family, to coping with the emotional shift that comes with becoming a new parent. There’s also concern over suspected emotional boundaries crossing at work, frustration with unsafe and unresponsive rental living conditions, and the challenge of holding space for love and security while the world’s opinions creep in.

Roz and Mocha recap their whirlwind 24‑hour trip to NYC and what it was like seeing the podcast featured on a massive digital billboard in Times Square. The show also leans into St. Patrick’s Day chaos with drunk clips, shamrock‑fueled streeters, and questionable Irish drink choices, before settling debates on big spoon vs little spoon, gross hotel bed discoveries, and a restaurant robot that glitches out and starts smashing dishes. Plus, a historic winter storm up north, Gen‑Z slang explained through fine art, and the crew bravely taste‑tests one of the worst snack combinations imaginable.

Michael B. Jordan’s Best Actor win capped off a controversial Oscars night that included backlash over the In Memoriam segment, Kumail Nanjiani’s joke, and the show pulling its lowest ratings in years, while some nominees walked away with $350,000 gift bags. Harry Styles earned praise for his cover of Everybody Wants to Rule the World, vinyl record sales topped $1 billion for the first time since 1983, and a new report claims Banksy’s identity may finally be known. Plus, gas prices are climbing after oil tankers were attacked near Iran, Canadians say they’re fed up with tipping culture, and Doug Ford is facing criticism over comments about a Vaughan home invasion.

Big questions and petty debates collide as the crew tackles everything from whether a “good guy” in a movie might actually be the villain, to who could be replaced by AI without anyone noticing. They vent about spatial awareness on transit, debate past fights, imagine parenting their teenage selves, and get oddly specific about furniture comparisons, awkward throwback moments, and treat‑yourself day fantasies. It’s a mix of serious reflection, nostalgia, and nonsense that spirals exactly the way it always does.

Has Chloe seen sunshine boy Mocha’s pic? Has Roz secretly become calmer, nicer… and dare we say more empathetic? The crew debates their least‑favourite household chore, whether you take a guaranteed $500K or risk it all for $5M, and if sharing food with your partner is sweet or straight‑up unhinged. Plus — trampoline parks (who’s thriving, who’s tearing an ACL), the impossible choice between eyelashes for eyebrows or eyebrows for eyelashes, and the things you’re way too old to still love… but will never give up.

Roz deals with aching elbows, itchy ears, and the awkward realities of aging, from sauna etiquette to the strange ways everyone gets in and out of cars. Maurie checks in with the captain of the winless Sarnia Legionnaires, chats with Howie Mandel about The Price Is Right, and speaks with the mayor of South Bruce Peninsula following the death of Wiarton Willie. Plus, a deep dive into bizarre family Zoom audio, a Snitch Line about faking a death for wedding time off, a new video game about Karens, heartfelt listener calls, and a Helluva Story involving vintage Mr. T cereal that did not age well at all.

Today on the Roz & Mocha Retro Show, we’re reliving some of the most ridiculous challenges we’ve taken on over the years. First up, from 2015, The Coke Boob Challenge — it sounds easy, but is it really possible to hold a can of Coke using only your man boobs? Then from 2017, we attempt the viral Invisible Box Challenge, trying to step over a box that isn’t actually there and make it look believable. And finally, back to 2015 for the Belly Button Challenge — can you reach around your back and touch your belly button? Spoiler: it’s harder than it sounds.

Moving into a new home during an already difficult time has raised complicated questions about boundaries and responsibility. Struggling to balance grief, health issues, and blending families, someone is unsure how much to step in when it comes to parenting a partner’s adult and teenage kids. The challenge is figuring out how to be supportive and involved without overstepping or causing tension in an already fragile situation.

Maurie chats with the owner of a Florida coffee shop who says Canadians “don’t deserve” his coffee and refuses to serve them, doubling down on the bizarre stance. One of the wildest Helluva Stories ever follows as a hardcore Hot Wheels collector explains how his obsession led him to strip clubs, massive overseas warehouses, and secret door‑knocking missions. The DM Deep Dive gets personal with who would accidentally join a cult, Roz’s real thoughts on Ryan Reynolds, and the great wet‑or‑dry toothbrush debate. Plus, Johnny Depp School of Acting completely derails Forrest Gump, a superfan calls in ahead of knee surgery, and a listener revisits the infamous entitled AirPods girl.

Shots were fired at Rihanna’s home with new details revealing just how close it came to tragedy, as Iran names a new supreme leader amid escalating global tensions. The gang also dives into Hilary Duff admitting she doesn’t remember passing on “Since U Been Gone,” Ryan Gosling making a rare public appearance with Eva Mendes, and Timothée Chalamet sparking backlash with comments about opera and ballet. Plus: a Canadian tourist charged after allegedly stealing a flamingo in Vegas, a woman arrested for impersonating a dentist during a root canal, LA Marathon organizers handing out “you tried” medals, and a new study suggesting difficult people in your life might actually make you age faster.

Breaking down who would survive a massive maze, the crew argues over lavender fields, corn mazes, and who’d be hungover at the exit. TV obsessions resurface with debates about Tell Me Lies, and everyone reveals how many phone numbers they still know by heart. Things get even more unhinged with stories of ridiculous partner arguments, guesses at each other’s “spirit ages,” and a full breakdown of what gets dried first after a shower. Add in questions about dog‑breed personalities, surprise missing movie credits, and the eternal struggle of cleaning up after shaving, and this Deep Dive goes from relatable to chaotic in all the best ways.

On this episode of Ask Roz & Mocha, we’re diving into everything from childhood nostalgia to Bollywood classics. A listener wants to know the one thing we did growing up that our kids will never get to experience, while another tries to crack the mystery of how Mocha manages to “run the streets” despite being in bed by 7. We get a special question for the Guyanese boys about their favourite Bollywood movies, plus someone wonders why Roz hasn’t been rocking much linen lately — is it a summer‑only vibe or is he officially over it? And things get extra spicy when we’re asked which show member we’d share a bed with… and what car brands everyone drives. Another wild and hilarious ride through your questions!

From Megan Fox BBL rumours to a listener who’s kissed over 300 people thanks to her swinging lifestyle, today’s episode is packed. We celebrate Mike’s birthday and his secret Lush obsession, debate what everyday items have gotten too pricey, and chat with Luke Grimes about Marshals before Maurie and Chloe hit the premiere party. We also talk to someone who booked the viral Heated Rivalry cottage, dive into a messy Snitch Line case, hear how the show helped Greg through a breakup, and meet the guy rollerblading 30,000 km for bees. Plus: Cruze’s hockey hype songs, Roz’s bottle‑peeing confessions, Shem’s BHM school visit, and we wrap with Maestro Fresh Wes on his Juno nomination and new Canada Post stamp.

This week’s Roz & Mocha Retro Show is a trip back to one of the show’s most random—and most requested—throwback bits! Big thanks to Brandon for asking us to revive the segment we honestly don’t remember why we stopped doing: “Rub It On My Face.” We dug deep into the vault and pulled together a bunch of wild, hilarious moments from the original “Rub It On My Face” segments dating all the way back to 2013. Get ready for pure vintage chaos from the early days of Roz & Mocha!

A tense week of FMLs, featuring a sister whose explosive low‑blow fights make even surface‑level relationships feel impossible, a high‑school worker overwhelmed by a system with zero discipline or accountability, someone pushed to the edge after being left to launch an entire store alone, and a fan who’s lost all motivation to watch WWE since their favourite retired. Real stress, real frustration, and real people just trying to figure it out.

Mocha can’t stop saying “that’s what she said” while Jenna teaches Cruze the recorder, the crew debates who would win a Thirst Trap Thursday battle, Roz suffers through an itchy Mexico sunburn while everyone argues about payday, we break down the Blood Moon confusion, Maurie gets reaction to B.C. moving to permanent daylight time, we translate The Lion King’s “Circle of Life,” hear a wild vent about a nightmare basement neighbour, talk Jamaican patties and Victorian slang, Maurie chats with the Law & Order Toronto cast, the team vents about broken car signals, chats with Stephan James about War Machine, and covers everything from the future of Jersey Shore to Tate McRae’s new relationship.

John Tory confirms he won’t run for mayor in 2026, Netflix backs away from buying Warner Bros. Discovery’s assets, Canadian passport fees are set to rise, Scream 7 crushes the box office, a massive Baywatch reboot casting call turns heads, Justin Timberlake moves to block release of his 2024 DUI bodycam footage, and we hit quick updates on Zendaya–Tom Holland marriage chatter, 3D‑printed homes in California, and more.

Should Roz finally shave his beard? Would the entire Roz & Mocha “radio family” ever take a massive group vacation together? Listeners also dig into Mocha’s childhood tricycle crash (and whether he kept the infamous wood he smashed into), debate the best waffle toppings, and face the impossible choice: fingers as long as legs, or legs as long as fingers? Plus—if a crime needed solving, who on the show would make the ultimate partner? And did Mocha’s mom and Shem’s mom ever actually meet? All that and more in another unhinged, hilarious episode you don’t want to miss.

We’re talking chocolate and candy in this retro podcast! First, we head back to 2016 for one of Maurie’s legendary funnel moments—this time involving chocolate milk. Then we jump to 2013 to revisit what might’ve been the worst rap song of the year, straight out of Montreal with no money, no bars, and definitely no candy. Finally, we return to 2016 for a heated debate over the top candy bars of all time.

A tough cross‑country decision has one listener torn between supporting a partner’s big career move and losing the comfort of family close by, while another is desperate for advice after the walls in her duplex prove way too thin—leading to awkward daytime surprises from the neighbours below.

Michael Townsend shares the unbelievable true story behind The Secret Mall Apartment, the Netflix documentary about the hidden living space he and fellow artists built inside a mall. Maurie sits down with Kurt and Wyatt Russell to talk Monarch: Legacy of Monsters and the wild new titan shaking up Season 2. Thomas from Starbucks calls in after watching Nirvanna the Band, the Show, the Movie, revealing what Maurie is really like when he struts into the café. And we celebrate Mike’s birthday with a deep dive into Lush products, banana‑scented conditioner, and why Maurie’s descriptions always somehow get weird fast.

Chaos erupts in Mexico after the army kills a powerful cartel leader, while Trump’s State of the Union sparks headlines by promising NHL star Connor Hellebuyck the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Taylor Sheridan drops a surprise announcement about his new prison survival book, and newly surfaced details reveal Liza Minnelli hated her 2022 Oscars moment with Lady Gaga. Plus, an Apple keyboard update is causing major typing issues, the iconic Heated Rivalry cottage is opening for rent on Airbnb, and a shocking tech flaw gave one man access to 7,000 home camera feeds worldwide. In lighter news, Ikea’s orangutan plush goes viral, Sidney Crosby is out four weeks with an Olympic injury, Max Scherzer rejoins the Blue Jays, and a New York grandpa battles the DMV over his revoked “PB4WEGO” plate — all topped off with Crispin Glover denying new battery allegations.

A debate breaks out over the fictional character deaths that still haunt listeners, followed by a question about whether constant lying can become someone’s truth, and a dilemma between seeing every germ or witnessing the full journey of your food before it hits the plate. Then the team weighs in on who has the worst potty mouth, whether life is better with free gas or endless green lights, comparisons to a commercial jingle singer, and a showdown over everyone’s real height, pillow preferences, and who would dominate a puzzle challenge.

Get ready for another wild round of Ask Roz & Mocha! This week, we find out the very specific condition required for Roz to call a caller “LOVE,” debate which iconic on‑screen food we wish we could actually eat, and witness the showdown of the century: can Mocha beat Chloe in an arm‑wrestling match? Plus, Roz and Mocha reveal the one roommate quirk that would drive anyone insane—and the one that might actually make them lovable. And if you had to style your home in a single era forever, what would you choose: Victorian? The 1800s? The ’50s? The guys have thoughts.

With the Winter Games in Milano wrapping up, we’re celebrating our best Olympic chats — from Team Canada’s women’s hockey team before take off to our repeat check ins with South Africa’s Matt C. Smith on what laundry day is like in the Olympic Village (plus the food and daily chaos). We caught up with flag bearer Mikael Kingsbury on going from silver to Canada’s first gold of the Games, and Valerie Maltais, who got Canada on the board with bronze. Maurie’s Village scoop continued with snowboarder Florian Lechner on the quest for love — and yes, we did a follow up. Plus, Nick Novak hilariously set the record straight on the whole “Penisgate” chatter sweeping the Games. Best-of Milano 2026: medals, mayhem, and maximum vibes.

A look back at 2014 during the Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast brings a collection of unforgettable moments — from the debut of a ridiculous fart soundboard that had listeners calling in with gratitude, to a caller reviving the bizarre headline claiming you could get head lice from taking selfies, and the time someone phoned to remind us that a certain tattoo once ended up featured in an actual art gallery.

A partner discovers that someone close to their family is being cheated on and is torn between staying silent or stepping in. Another listener is overwhelmed trying to keep their sanity while juggling a full house, long work hours, and nonstop chaos at home. And one partner regrets promising unlimited football time after realizing that a single TV and an intense fandom have taken over every weekend. Three messy dilemmas, zero easy answers, all very FML.

Maurie chats with Olympic gold medalist Mikael Kingsbury, and Chloe recounts her disastrous tequila‑fuelled weekend. Shem visits students for Black History Month, while Piper Gilles joins the show fresh off her Olympic bronze. Maurie hits the streets to see if people would date themselves, and Sterling K. Brown checks in to talk Paradise Season 2. Plus, Roz reacts to an aspiring oldest Olympian, Sarah McLachlan shines on Tiny Desk, and a Bad Bunny halftime dancer sells their costume for $5K. And don’t miss Bianca’s insane snake‑in‑the‑house story, Roz’s handmade Valentine’s knife reveal, and the latest Olympic curling controversy.

LeBron James makes NBA history as the oldest player ever to record a triple‑double, the Backstreet Boys set their sights on the next Super Bowl halftime show, and Trump pardons five former pro football players. We break down the curling controversy at the Olympics, Brooklyn Beckham’s unfollowing of Gordon Ramsay, and President Obama’s eyebrow‑raising comments about aliens. Plus, major celeb news—from Robert Duvall and Rev. Jesse Jackson’s passings, to Shia LaBeouf’s arrest, to Tyra Banks drama in the new America’s Next Top Model doc. All that, along with Canada’s big Olympic wins, the viral pronunciation videos from athletes, and YouTube’s first‑ever upload being acquired by a museum.

This week’s Deep Dive tackles chaotic bathroom emergencies, who would survive a Fear‑Factor‑style showdown, the eternal battle between cleaning while guests are over or leaving the mess till later, the shock of moving from a small city to a big one, and even whether turbulence helps people sleep on planes. From stomach‑turning confessions to city‑life culture shocks and strange personal habits, it’s a wild mix of oversharing, life rules, and very questionable comfort strategies.

What happens if Roz and Mocha secretly fall in love on the show — would they have to hide it, and how jealous would Maurie get? Plus, should you tell your partner when someone flirts with you, Roz shares his favourite and least favourite parts of growing up in Acton, and we debate whether you call out someone who leaves the washroom without washing their hands. We also get into the pain of blowing a kiss to the wrong person and the ultimate bread‑slice controversy: do you eat the ends of the loaf?

Mocha gets roasted for his heated gloves, and the Snitch Line lights up with hotel décor drama and a dental‑office tattletale. Maurie talks with Olympic bronze medalist Valerie Maltais, then checks in with Olympian Nick Novak about the now‑infamous “frozen penis” warnings. We also hear from Canadian biathlete Adam Runnalls about knitting sweaters at the Games, and actor Stephen Amell joins us to talk about his new series The Borderline. Plus, Roz rages over the latest iPhone update, Stephanie’s parents describe their terrifying car accident, and Mocha gets distracted by wild A.I. celebrity videos.

This week on the Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast, we clearly picked our clips while hungry—because it’s all about burgers and fries! We’re kicking things off in 2018 with the legendary Great Burger Debate: what is the correct way to stack a burger? Then we revisit the bizarre 2018 story of a guy trying to sell a six‑year‑old burger for only $29 (a steal… or a stomach ache?). And from 2017, we learn something truly shocking: Maurie proudly microwaving his fries before eating them. It’s a deliciously crispy, slightly questionable blast from the past!

A birthday turns into a yearly battle with disappointing gifts, a partner who can’t stop stealing bites of everyone’s food, parents threatening to skip a wedding unless it happens in a church, and the heartbreak of losing a beloved dog and struggling with the guilt that follows. This week’s FML dives into frustration, family pressure, relationship boundaries, and the emotional weight of grief—four stories, all looking for clarity, comfort, and a way forward.

Super Bowl food talk gets out of control as everyone compares their massive spreads — except Maurie, who only had an apple — and Shem reveals he voiced a Pepsi Super Bowl commercial with Alessia Cara. Maurie speaks with one of the human bushes from Bad Bunny’s halftime show, and Mocha gets called out after a fan swears she spotted him at St. Louis Bar & Grill in full camo. At the Olympics, Maurie interviews snowboarder Florian Lechner, who’s searching for a Valentine’s Day date in the Village, and talks with Professor Victor Satzewich about granting figure skater Madeline Schizas an assignment extension while she competed. South African cross‑country skier Matt C. Smith checks in with more Village stories, Chloe quizzes her friends on Valentine’s expectations, and Roz surprises everyone by admitting he’s spending Valentine’s Day making knives with his brother.

Top NHL prospect Gavin McKenna is arrested after an alleged assault, the FBI raises a $50,000 reward as the search for Savannah Guthrie’s missing mother intensifies, and Olympic officials investigate bizarre claims of ski jumpers injecting acid for performance. We also get into Bad Bunny’s record‑breaking Super Bowl halftime ratings, Britney Spears selling her entire music catalog, major Olympic medal wins for Team Canada, and the tragic passing of actor James Van Der Beek at 48.

From debating personal mottos to confessing the worst relationship dealbreakers, listeners open up with questions that take the team everywhere—from whether skydiving or scuba diving is worth the adrenaline, to imagining life on nothing but bland chicken and rice for a million dollars a year. Other submissions dive into beauty routines, reality‑TV obsessions, Super Bowl traditions, and the eternal question of who actually pays at dinner.

Roz and Mocha tackle everything from the words they each use way too much and whether they could quit them for a day, to the moment they realized they were officially “old.” They debate shower habits, talk about their attempts at wind instruments, reveal their biggest fears, and share how they’ve kept their partnership solid for nearly two decades. Plus, the TV shows they can watch on repeat forever.

Mocha gets distracted by the wild new Heinz “keg‑sized” ketchup idea, which sends the room into a debate about gross condiment stations. Does Roz wash his legs yet? Maurie and Chloe hit the Bridgerton Season 4 gala before Maurie chats with the cast about everything from toilets to bridges. Roz describes witnessing a mom yelling at her kid who was somehow standing on top of a car, the team talks with Alessia Cara about her Olympic short film The Gold Within, and Roz declares his deep love for club soda. Mocha brings up the bizarre AI‑bot social network “Moltbook,” and Roz complains about waiting years between TV show seasons.

This week’s Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast is all about SNOW! With so many places getting absolutely WHOLLOPED by winter weather, we dug into the archives to find some frosty classics. We’re throwing it back to 2014 when Maurie tried out his best snow jokes and opened up about his winter skin struggles. And of course, we couldn’t search “snow” without catching up with Snow himself — the rapper — from way back in 2013!

Someone returns to Toronto after years away and suddenly feels out of place, unsure how to make friends or rediscover the city while balancing school and an early‑to‑bed life. Another listener is dealing with the fallout of having a household full of colourful language, now that their little ones have started repeating the words they swore they’d stop using. There’s also someone desperately wishing their partner would put real effort into celebrations instead of relying on them to buy and wrap their own gifts. And finally, a soon‑to‑be parent stresses over choosing a baby name as the due date creeps closer and every option sparks disagreement.

Mocha questions whether it’s ever appropriate for two men to FaceTime each other, sparking a hilarious debate in the room. Maurie sits down with Paris Hilton to chat about her new film Infinite Icon: A Visual Memoir, and Jamaican bobsledder Nimroy Turgott joins the show to talk about the team’s Olympic momentum.

Sydney Sweeney fires back at the “MAGA Barbie” accusations, The White Lotus adds Helena Bonham Carter and Chris Messina to its Season 4 cast, and Trump threatens Canada with steep aircraft tariffs. Costco gets hit with a class‑action lawsuit over its rotisserie chicken, while the Grammys spark headlines from Lady Gaga’s big win to Sabrina Carpenter’s PETA backlash and Kendrick Lamar becoming the most‑awarded rapper in Grammy history. Savannah Guthrie pleads for the safe return of her missing mother, the Kelly Clarkson Show announces its final season, and a woman is mauled by a snow leopard after trying to take a selfie. Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of winter, Spencer Pratt officially enters the L.A. mayoral race, Canada issues a travel advisory for Cuba, and Tate McRae faces criticism for starring in a Team USA Olympic ad despite being Canadian.

From getting ID’d at the liquor store and tattoo updates, to struggling with empathy, debating new sign‑offs, and revealing celebrity compatibility, listeners dive into the things they’re curious about most. This week also explores pronunciation debates, what each person thinks they could teach better than anyone, questions of street cred, rapper names based on hospital visits, moustache styles, and whether it’s ever okay to go through a partner’s phone

Get ready for another wild round of Ask Roz & Mocha! This week, the guys debate which part of their night routines they’d gladly ditch, and we check in once again on the ongoing mystery: Does Roz finally wash his legs and feet? They dig into the perks of being in your 40s and 50s, find out whether Chloe has started receiving questionable DMs from listeners, and explore whether Roz and Mocha would be as close today if the show never existed. Plus—after listening since 2009, one fan wants to know the guys’ top three moments of all time.

Mocha kicks off the show after falling down a Cheaters rabbit hole on Tubi, Roz gets roasted when a listener discovers his long‑haired high‑school photo, and Lily Allen’s massive Bitcoin regret sparks wild money stories from the team. We break down the trending “Admin Night” and body‑doubling craze, react to Martha Stewart showering before the gym, and debate whether a viral Uber confrontation is real or completely staged. We check in with longtime listener Kris in Vancouver, hear a terrifying Helluva Story from Maria who nearly died twice in the hospital, and Roz opens up about writing his memoir and the moment he knew he was done with ET Canada. Plus: a recap of Hilary Duff’s big Toronto show, lid‑on‑coffee drama, the origins of the “6‑7” meme, a wild AI‑generated movie trailer starring The Rock and more, and Maurie’s chat with Blue Jays pitcher Trey Yesavage.