Jive-Ass Alien

Just in time for Halloween, Beth, Marc, and I (briefly) talk about Halloween specials. Who knows, maybe it'll give some of our international listeners ideas for a movie night... especially our boy Yuri! We will win you back someday!!!

Marc and I keep our conversation going, guess there is more to say.

No one is safe from the sCARy world out there...

https://www.etsy.com/people/den25db?ref=shop_home_header{Puhleeze check out their shop, if for nothing else then just to see some random nostalgia. My silly antics (and lack of visual media) do not do them justice...}Somehow Beth, Marc and I whip up this trainwreckish of a Simpsons/Halloween episode...Gets kinda dark at times, perfect for the season???

Tried so hard, and got so (not at all) far...in the end, didn't even mattererrrrr......ahem, yeah Marc and Beth said big ole NO on Seinfeld so unless we somehow convince Beth's friend to talk some spit the talks of Seinfeld shall for now be withheld.Except for part 2 of this, unfortunately...

What better way to start a new season with continued rambling and nostalgia. Also thought I'd share some sweet droplets of desperately-needed useless trinkets for this jive-ass broadcast. Straight 100 eps of real, authentic bologna...

What a world we live in, where a Jive-Ass Alien can get stranded and make a quirky little podcast that somehow farted out 100 episodes. Well let's see how much more we have in the tank.

The 2nd part has twice as much content, so there's that...

When I decide to try and take on Hollywood, what kind should I make? Well I recently caught a few old and new that be just what the doctor ordered.

I've been itching to get another movie going, ever since our take on Nosferatu. Let's see what we can get going. Next stop, Hollywood!

Beth, Marc, and JAA expound on the unfamiliar relationship between drugs and music, I think, for the most part anyway...

Beth, Marc, and I discuss how the drugs our parents warned us about, just might be the future of medicine. Any excuse to trip far out, man 👽

Beth and I finish up our fantasizing of cooler weather that is soon to come...unless the world implodes on itself, whatever...

If anyone thinks it's bollocks to start celebrating XMas around before Thanksgiving, let alone Halloween then, it's only fair to start celebrating Halloween while middle of the year. Beth doesn't seem to mind one bit...

We're enjoying the game so let the good times roll for Beth, Marc, and I

Pretty hilarious that the few potheads I know wouldn't play this game with me, which is marketed directly at us, err I mean them, yet Beth and Marc were up for the shenanigans. Duck yeah!

It turns out Beth & Marc have lots more ideas for this Jive-Ass Alien to report back to his home plane- er, to make a documentary for Earth humans. Yes, that's it 🤫

Beth, Marc, and I brainstorm ideas, the sort of topics a documentary about Fresno

The 3 banditos are always hungry for some tasty new tidbits that we can share. As I've observed earthlings for some time I have found some to be of particular interests.

We keep the good times rolling with the game about inventions that would make us billions (in lawsuits).

The Unholy Trinity that is Beth, Marc, and I imagine what Simpson character we best identified or identify with.

As Beth, Marc, and I discuss the mundane activities that have kept us (questionably?) sane, I realize just how extensively they contribute to my bliss (AKA ignorance to the MAX)

We start a streak of games, here with one where the goal is to create inventions for the most mundane of inconveniences.

There's always board games being released that catch my attention. Although many of them take lots of setup there are a few that I couldn't resist buying them, even if I didn't have the people to play. Beth, Marc, and I try one out.

Cars are one decent way in which humans are better than animals. Still, wish I could fly...(Found that original silly picture here https://images.app.goo.gl/z8qoai16DS7QK3eSA)

(couldn't find artist of the pic, too bad cuz it's hilarious, want to see more)Unintentionally Beth, Marc, and I talk a lot about that controversial topic, you know, chronic, Mary Jane, devil's lettuce, yuppi tea, sweet leaf, ganja, Scooby snacks, power plant, cheeba cheeba?

Who knew books could be of some use? Looking forward to expanding our libraries in the coming months.

Beth listens to an old fart whine about the aging process. Geez, when did humans start to buy into the madness!

Beth, Marc, and me show what might be the start of an enlightening endeavor. We enjoy reading to certain extents and maybe our choices will give insight into our funky behaviors.

Wasn't planned to be stuck on Fresno love for many episodes but there's just so much gosh-darn neat-o tidbits of our city that our worldwide fanbase might enjoy...

Came across some people from fiction that happened to be from Fresno, how strange...

We finish up our list of some fun activities that can be done in Fresno. Some of these I look forward to trying and some get a big thumbs-up from Beth and Marc, while one gets a big fat hell no.

Even for many that were born here in Fresno, there's lots to do that many have yet to experience. Need some ideas? Here are a few, from some jive-ass people...

To show that Beth isn't brainwashed by some Disney cult, here are some stuff that really grinds her gears.

Though our schedules don't always align we managed to find an hour for 3 of us to get together. Will our questioning bring about some deep, dark secrets we've tried to suppress???

Beth, Marc, and I discuss some of the topics that I've come up with using the don't-break-chain method. Yes some of these (ok probably all of em) aren't winners but that's not the point.

We started off reading some more of Marc's adventure. Does he make it farther than our other times? Do ya even care? Well we take some mo stuff so check it out.https://external-preview.redd.it/R3vFyrpfr__rUdO-RwqiEHxvWt8eB_E_W5GjGMGxkDc.jpg?auto=webp&s=b6fbd6b3097f59256a653d190f0193e92c6473dc

Turn that life that's burning to the ground, upside down...or something.Now that the fake kind spiriting of the holidays are over, time to improve oneself. Stumbled across this neat habit to develop into small but significant strides towards making yourself into a better version of yourself. Or just some BS to have a laugh at, either way I'm satisfied...https://lifehacker.com/jerry-seinfelds-productivity-secret-281626http://criesfromthequietworld.blogspot.com/https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mGvZrHQU_DY/XvvcRh5gobI/AAAAAAABBKk/ScEOTCvPf8srkXN4mJYO56K118-ge_evQCLcBGAsYHQ/s1600/img013.jpg

Let's wrap up this amazing dating advice and get ready for some true romance...

Been a while since I dove into the cesspool that is know as the online dating app world, so let's give it a go. Will I be scammed, will I actually message to and from a REAL person? It's possible...

I sit down with Bash and a pal of his to try and find some common ground, ideally to try and keep on reaching higher ground.

Beth, Marc and I have also worked on other projects (well one really, but want to do so much more) and brainstormed on more, will they come to fruition?

What a year it's been, thanks to everyone who tunes in (and extra thanks if ya read this)

My lil bubba on the ornament says it all; "2021: Can't Stand the Sight of Ya!"

Psychedelics are something that should be approached with caution 😳

Bash listens patiently as I summarize a Batman comic to him...... it's as exciting as it sounds...

We bring up some of the music that keeps us grooving thru life, and maybe some Robin Williams love.

Sometimes talking about what we believe can get heavy, so Bash and I go ahead and engage in some less heavy topic talk.

I've always been intrigued by conspiracy theories, regardless of the strong opinions one way or another. Basshizzle brings his take on one that just doesn't seem to want to go away.

Now we get into the meat of why driving appears to have become less important from when we first grabbed the wheel.