Jive-Ass Alien

Pretty hilarious that the few potheads I know wouldn't play this game with me, which is marketed directly at us, err I mean them, yet Beth and Marc were up for the shenanigans. Duck yeah!

It turns out Beth & Marc have lots more ideas for this Jive-Ass Alien to report back to his home plane- er, to make a documentary for Earth humans. Yes, that's it 🤫

Beth, Marc, and I brainstorm ideas, the sort of topics a documentary about Fresno

The 3 banditos are always hungry for some tasty new tidbits that we can share. As I've observed earthlings for some time I have found some to be of particular interests.

We keep the good times rolling with the game about inventions that would make us billions (in lawsuits).

The Unholy Trinity that is Beth, Marc, and I imagine what Simpson character we best identified or identify with.

As Beth, Marc, and I discuss the mundane activities that have kept us (questionably?) sane, I realize just how extensively they contribute to my bliss (AKA ignorance to the MAX)

We start a streak of games, here with one where the goal is to create inventions for the most mundane of inconveniences.

There's always board games being released that catch my attention. Although many of them take lots of setup there are a few that I couldn't resist buying them, even if I didn't have the people to play. Beth, Marc, and I try one out.

Cars are one decent way in which humans are better than animals. Still, wish I could fly...(Found that original silly picture here https://images.app.goo.gl/z8qoai16DS7QK3eSA)

(couldn't find artist of the pic, too bad cuz it's hilarious, want to see more)Unintentionally Beth, Marc, and I talk a lot about that controversial topic, you know, chronic, Mary Jane, devil's lettuce, yuppi tea, sweet leaf, ganja, Scooby snacks, power plant, cheeba cheeba?

Who knew books could be of some use? Looking forward to expanding our libraries in the coming months.

Beth listens to an old fart whine about the aging process. Geez, when did humans start to buy into the madness!

Beth, Marc, and me show what might be the start of an enlightening endeavor. We enjoy reading to certain extents and maybe our choices will give insight into our funky behaviors.

Wasn't planned to be stuck on Fresno love for many episodes but there's just so much gosh-darn neat-o tidbits of our city that our worldwide fanbase might enjoy...

Came across some people from fiction that happened to be from Fresno, how strange...

We finish up our list of some fun activities that can be done in Fresno. Some of these I look forward to trying and some get a big thumbs-up from Beth and Marc, while one gets a big fat hell no.

Even for many that were born here in Fresno, there's lots to do that many have yet to experience. Need some ideas? Here are a few, from some jive-ass people...

To show that Beth isn't brainwashed by some Disney cult, here are some stuff that really grinds her gears.

Though our schedules don't always align we managed to find an hour for 3 of us to get together. Will our questioning bring about some deep, dark secrets we've tried to suppress???

Beth, Marc, and I discuss some of the topics that I've come up with using the don't-break-chain method. Yes some of these (ok probably all of em) aren't winners but that's not the point.

We started off reading some more of Marc's adventure. Does he make it farther than our other times? Do ya even care? Well we take some mo stuff so check it out.https://external-preview.redd.it/R3vFyrpfr__rUdO-RwqiEHxvWt8eB_E_W5GjGMGxkDc.jpg?auto=webp&s=b6fbd6b3097f59256a653d190f0193e92c6473dc

Turn that life that's burning to the ground, upside down...or something.Now that the fake kind spiriting of the holidays are over, time to improve oneself. Stumbled across this neat habit to develop into small but significant strides towards making yourself into a better version of yourself. Or just some BS to have a laugh at, either way I'm satisfied...https://lifehacker.com/jerry-seinfelds-productivity-secret-281626http://criesfromthequietworld.blogspot.com/https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mGvZrHQU_DY/XvvcRh5gobI/AAAAAAABBKk/ScEOTCvPf8srkXN4mJYO56K118-ge_evQCLcBGAsYHQ/s1600/img013.jpg

Let's wrap up this amazing dating advice and get ready for some true romance...

Been a while since I dove into the cesspool that is know as the online dating app world, so let's give it a go. Will I be scammed, will I actually message to and from a REAL person? It's possible...

I sit down with Bash and a pal of his to try and find some common ground, ideally to try and keep on reaching higher ground.

Beth, Marc and I have also worked on other projects (well one really, but want to do so much more) and brainstormed on more, will they come to fruition?

What a year it's been, thanks to everyone who tunes in (and extra thanks if ya read this)

My lil bubba on the ornament says it all; "2021: Can't Stand the Sight of Ya!"

Psychedelics are something that should be approached with caution 😳

Bash listens patiently as I summarize a Batman comic to him...... it's as exciting as it sounds...

We bring up some of the music that keeps us grooving thru life, and maybe some Robin Williams love.

Sometimes talking about what we believe can get heavy, so Bash and I go ahead and engage in some less heavy topic talk.

I've always been intrigued by conspiracy theories, regardless of the strong opinions one way or another. Basshizzle brings his take on one that just doesn't seem to want to go away.

Now we get into the meat of why driving appears to have become less important from when we first grabbed the wheel.

One of the few actual joys I have on this planet is putting pedal to the metal and exploring best I can. Earthlings, however, continue with degrading driving abilities, which Beth and Marc help me explain...https://www.free-stock-music.com/music/electronic-senses-memento-mori.mp3https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Simpsons:_Hit_%26_Run

Though I don't have a serious stake either way, I've always teased Beth about her Disney fandom. Now I ask myself if any of my stances have any truth.New Show Theme: https://www.free-stock-music.com/music/electronic-senses-memento-mori.mp3

Beth, Marc, and I wrap up this themed holiday run with us watching a cult classic. Spoiler; pretty goodIntro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/alexander-nakarada-halloween-theme-3.mp3Outro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/music/wombat-noises-audio-dont-go-inside.mp3

Seems that since The Nightmare Before Christmas movie came out people have been adamant about what holiday it belonged to. This won't make it any clearer but it's silly enough to be worth a listen.Intro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/alexander-nakarada-halloween-theme-3.mp3Outro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/music/wombat-noises-audio-dont-go-inside.mp3

Beth, Gwen, the Googler and I talk about the movies that we've seen, horror-related, mostly...Intro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/alexander-nakarada-halloween-theme-3.mp3Outro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/music/wombat-noises-audio-dont-go-inside.mp3

We both like this show, has a Homer Simpson, Marge, Bart and Lisa Simpson, think it was called, "The Silly Family" or something 🤷🏻‍♀️Intro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/alexander-nakarada-halloween-theme-3.mp3Outro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/music/wombat-noises-audio-dont-go-inside.mp3

Stand up for your pride of Old Glory with this completely original, eunuch episode...ok I'll stop nowIntro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/alexander-nakarada-halloween-theme-3.mp3Outro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/music/wombat-noises-audio-dont-go-inside.mp3

Somehow we get around to finishing up Beth's list of movies she loves. Was she paid by big movie studio? The truth is out there, look to the skis...

In spite of Snoop's presence I still enjoy the album.

Trying to get a better idea of the type of movies Beth is into, she's prepared a list that might surprise, well, me 👽

Talking about probably my favorite subjects; music. Having such a complicated relationship with it (and the one I've had the longest) music is intertwined in my soul. Therefore it's perfectly reasonable that I would both love this particular album IN SPITE of who's it supposed to be by.

Beth's great idea paid off big time. We had lots of experiences that are yet to be seen. Puts a lot in perspective.https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/16428/mr-buckethttps://www.how-to-draw-funny-cartoons.com/cartoon-list.html

Here's something I've wanted to talk about for some time, my time in the military, and with witnesses.

https://www.redbubble.com/i/greeting-card/Kicking-the-bucket-is-not-on-my-bucket-list-by-Steerhead/38014346.5MT14(original image, I changed the wording at bottom)Beth and I share some of our deepest, darkest secrets...with a frogurt!

Still stuck on this planet so I guess I'll try to repair this human skinsuit I'm trapped in. Now that I think about it, perhaps the time I put it through rigorous military (basic) training is a reason for it to be in such a pathetic condition at the moment...