Jive-Ass Alien

I came across a few odd, unique facts that show our little city of Fresno in a different light. Anyone out there have a thought or two on what our name claims to fame?

Recent news has the U.S. government admitting to a decades-long knowledge of space aircraft and "non-human" beings. Does this mean that my species is soon to be exposed?

A spy amongst us! Busted!Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien discuss what we've been reading lately.

Here's another unexpected movie review. Haven't seen this one in some time but felt the need to check it out and show it to my nephews. Is it as good as I remember? Kinda?

Here it is, the final states that do and don't listen to the Jive-Ass Alien and my ramblings.

Just so happens that the Jive-Ass Alien has seen the newest Mario Bros. movie, as did Beth and Marc. What did we think? Overall pretty good, now hear how it compares to the 90s version.

Almost done with all the 50 states, promise. Pretty surprised at all the states that listen to us though, thanks a bunch.

We're back to hating-er I mean praising the states that have liked our show, at least once.

The exciting conclusion. Will we praise or insult your favorite classic game?

Let's talk video games and things we like, or don't. Who doesn't like hearing of older people complain of how things are now? Or how they used to be?

Recorded this months ago and never sure if I wanted to release, but here's a sample to get a feel of if I should release the rest. Ever heard of some of Hollywood find working with animals or kids as a challenge?

Out on the road again, trying to finish up our praise/lambasting of the 50 states. We're still not done.

As Beth, Marc, and I, the Jive-Ass Alien, finish up discussing the 50 states, the facts get even goofier.

We talk about movies and cars, mostly. And since we're driving a BMW we're gonna be A-holes about it 🤡

We keep on riding that road across some of the 50 states we have yet to corner. Let's also say thanks to those that do listen to us as well.

Well this was supposed to be about books we are currently reading, but me and Marc got sidetracked and Beth just rolled with it. So a little bit of book talk but really, just some thoughts on a few movies.

Bet ya can't guess what this week's episode will be? Why yes, we keep on about the states, see how many we can offend. Better yet, can we convince some to tune in?

Gonna keep right on sucking up or pissing off whatever states don't listen to our show, and maybe even some that are fans.

New season, resurrection/rebirth is the talk of the town. So let's try and pander to these of the 50 states that don't listen to us, while we celebrate those that do, and see if we can make new fans in the good ole U.S.A. 👽

This is it! The exciting conclusion of our driving drama, and the grand finale! (of our 5th season!)

In a blatant attempt to try and match the energy of our best? episode this far, Beth, Marc and I get more whining about driving shizz that gets us heated

Now we get into the meat (HA!) of the episode, just how fast food is quick to pull fast ones on us.

The meat of the cryptid creatures episode. Have you heard of these popular ones?

Totally Accurate Battle SimulatorThis is only a test. Trying to gauge how well-received some game playing will be, but probably more enjoyable watching the YouTube video of us enjoying this so maybe check that out?

What I thought might be a short rant on fast food turned into an expose. Me, Beth, and Marc dig deep.

(tried finding origin of picture I used, pointed to Etsy but couldn't find original post)Other than this Jive-Ass alien, there are other uncertain weirdos out there. Beth, Marc, and I discuss some of them.

In our conclusion, is there an invention we come up with that'll make us rich? Or perhaps not get us sued?PATENT PENDING!!!

Beth, Marc and me finish up our quick talk on what we're currently reading. Any suggestions for what we should try next?

Join Beth, Marc, and I as we try out some ideas on inventions that might make us filthy rich someday...

Beth, Marc, and I try to expand our limited knowledge by partaking in some reading. Maybe some of our choices will inspire those out there who'd like to read but don't know what to choose.

Here Beth, Marc, and I finish up talking about the darkly funny "Stiff" book.

Of course I didn't forget to talk about Batman Returns when chatting Xmas movies??? Anyway here's what probably started my Batman interests.

Beth, Marc, and me get nerdy, talking about books. Not just any books, but also about dead bodies. Ends with practical life advice so stay tuned.

Beth, Marc, and I wrap up with our favorites of the Pixar variety. I'm sure there's some we missed our some disagreement with our choices so [email protected], let me know!

X-rated, or Xmas approved movies by mostly Marc and Beth. Surprisingly I had one or two, even if the holiday stuff was unnoticed.

Who is the truest of Batmen??? I dunno, but here's Marc and I playing some Bat trivia.

Pixar movies seem to have the perfect vibe to just hunker down and watch some good movies. Holidays just seem perfect for this type of entertainment, so catch up on some ya might have missed.

The impact that the cartoon Batman: The Animated Series has had on me is immeasurable. One of the few decent memories of my youth is watching Batman and following as he escaped some ridiculous circumstances. It left major changes to the Batman universe, with the biggest maybe being introducing the iconic character of Harley Quinn. I'll try to honor as best as I can, with help from Beth and Marc.

So all my effort to get Beth and Marc went way worse than anticipated. Beth could barely stay awake thru the episode...at least the Lego set was cool.

Been a while but we should probably finish up our celebration? Something to maybe salvage this year???

Marc had me on his podcast to wax poetics about Batman vehicles. Unfortunate that a mighty pillar of Marc and I's Batman love is gone from here...

Getting ready for the holiday season? Bump that, I wanna play now! Beth, Marc, and I discuss our neverland game plan.

Just in time for Halloween, Beth, Marc, and I (briefly) talk about Halloween specials. Who knows, maybe it'll give some of our international listeners ideas for a movie night... especially our boy Yuri! We will win you back someday!!!

Marc and I keep our conversation going, guess there is more to say.

No one is safe from the sCARy world out there...

https://www.etsy.com/people/den25db?ref=shop_home_header{Puhleeze check out their shop, if for nothing else then just to see some random nostalgia. My silly antics (and lack of visual media) do not do them justice...}Somehow Beth, Marc and I whip up this trainwreckish of a Simpsons/Halloween episode...Gets kinda dark at times, perfect for the season???

Tried so hard, and got so (not at all) far...in the end, didn't even mattererrrrr......ahem, yeah Marc and Beth said big ole NO on Seinfeld so unless we somehow convince Beth's friend to talk some spit the talks of Seinfeld shall for now be withheld.Except for part 2 of this, unfortunately...

What better way to start a new season with continued rambling and nostalgia. Also thought I'd share some sweet droplets of desperately-needed useless trinkets for this jive-ass broadcast. Straight 100 eps of real, authentic bologna...

What a world we live in, where a Jive-Ass Alien can get stranded and make a quirky little podcast that somehow farted out 100 episodes. Well let's see how much more we have in the tank.

The 2nd part has twice as much content, so there's that...