Jive-Ass Alien

I try to justify watching a show that justifiedly was already was a favorite of mine, but further research and recent rewatches that I justify with some good old research. I think the show was called..."Fire in The Hole"

Beth wanted to see if I'm a man of my worm (meant to say word, obviously, but this flub is aces 😄) and yep yep yep yep!

We bring Marc back to see how much more car chaos talk we can squeeze into an hour.

July 12, 2020 was when the first episode of this show was released. Very cool, thanks to everyone who tunes in, means a lot 🤘🏽👽🤘🏽

Is this an end of an era? Keeping up with the Jones'? So many choices now when back in the 1980's-early 90's color choices for the less wealthy was...not so good.

Beth and I started recalling all of the childish, immature behavior we (used to) do that we don't seem to remember where we got it from. Now that I think about it, there are a lot of people that owe me a damn coke and now I'm mad!

We completely goofed and left out 2 of our favorite Simpsons characters, some that we constantly quote to each. Time to fix that.

Beth and I have Marc join us for a group discussion about the gentlemanly tradition known as concerts, where level-headed individuals gather together to pay respects to our beloved musicians.

We wrap up the first go around about who would make a better Batman. It's something I've thought about before and my pal Bash thinks he has a better claim to the mantle, hmmm...

Getting ready to continue my "Better Batman" argument with my friend Bash we start talking about what he considers to be the best movie of all time (or his favorite but not best, which could not be the same???) so I try to set him straight.

We drop so many Simpsons references in our episodes but to Beth and I our love for that show goes far beyond the, shall we say, healthy?(PLEASE go watch the Cowboy Bebop/Trigun fanmade clip on Youtube, it's awesome! Includes Japanese rap? Nuff said) https://youtu.be/A9e_WIoJJnI

I don't have as much knowledge of Monty Python but it is absolutely some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen. Beth schools me on so much since apparently I don't know as much as I assumed.

For no particular reason it has been some time since we last spoke with Marc, so let's hear his car history...

My admiration for Earth's silly combustible contraptions, that humans willingly climb inside of or straddle with their genitals just above it, has been an important part of my assimilation. Always going, forward, sometimes back, smooth sailing or choppy waters, constantly striving for that exhilarating rush that only the open road can provide...

Beth sits this one out since she's not a fan of the spittle and drooling that occurs when I talk about the "Bat"-looking "Man" (trying hard to not get sued!) so a BUDdy from work, Bash, joins me since he thinks he'd be a better substitute for "he who shall not be sued by." I've probed more knowledge than he has so advantage Jive-Ass Alien, yeah?

One of the surprises I have discovered about Beth thru these shows is that she is a fan of the Avatar anime. Heard a lot about this show before so I asked her to provide a summary and it's definitely got some cool attributes.

In as little chaos as possible for Beth and I, we attempt to talk about the video game experiences that have shaped our lives.

Although I've never shied away from enjoy cartoons (even if I didn't let people know I watched some weird ones) I could never really get into anime. It might surprise a lot of people but since it first came out the Simpsons has been near and dear to me; what a surprise, I know! I've always had friends who would talk about anime and very recently I come to find out that Beth was actually a big fan of some that I had actually heard of so I asked her to do an entire episode about anime, and there's still more to come!And yes, it was recently my birthday but now it's too late and it's no big deal and I'm an alien anyway so what does it matter so just listen to the dang episode already and just leave me alone!

The first month of 2021 is already over and I wonder just what the heck it is gonna look like this year.

In a move that she is absolutely regretting, Beth (w/ Marc) agrees to listen to my story of almost getting scammed by some lowlife using the good wholesome name of a former pornstar. Yes, of course she has either a "K" or "X" in her name (or both!)

Messed up wanting to do a wrap-up of the show so far, so me and Beth do what we do best and improvise (crashing and burning, but with style).

I've wanted to do an episode where I actually stop and reflect on the conversations that we've had on this show. Not so much a "best of" but more of the perspective of someone who is more of an outsider, such as my sis

As I attempted to use this episode to sum up our respective year we descend into some easy convo, so enjoy, we'll get it right next time, scout's honor ;)

Thank God year's almost over. Not just because of that thing (you know the one) but so family time is no longer available 😎

Jess never forgets her punk roots, evidence of her tenacious determination, quiet but powerful, like a mother Raven who sits humbly in the shadows of the trees. What?????

Wanted to talk all about the wild west and why I'd like to have lived then, but it gets loony.(Did you like it? Want to hear more? Got 30mins more that kinda doesn't follow the theme but there's some good stuff, so if we get 20 downloads on this episode I will release the rest)

In these times of family gatherings, which are frowned upon for the most part, it's perfect for getting some truth out of one another.

Now we start to get a better-rounded idea of what went on in our upbringing, how about yours? Takeaways, regrets, precious moments, etc.?

Beth and I make an amazing discovery. All I'm saying is if you've at least been distracted by our soothing sounds as you're being tormented on the toilet by some vengeful spicy food, you should definitely check this one out!!!

Beth and I get to the nitty-gritty of how we are in sync (answer: Shitty Roberts). Trying to have one last hurrah at tying up any loose ends of my alienated mentality. After this, what's left???

Me and Beth dig up more of our adventures working at storage facility. We can only recall so much at a given time before we risk brain hemorrhaging so more to come.

No particular reason why the (Green Day) dookie theme persists, but recently a fan mentioned liking the show so much that they listen to us when on the shitter (DM me for photographic proof ;)

Really starting to get a picture of why I feel alien, or at least when I started to ease up and actually try to understand myself. Sobriety had to come and go but eventually I focused on my well-being, first the one that had been neglected for so long; mental health.

Continuing on with the Cliff notes to my life's story. This episode begins my transformative years from finishing school and what to do with my life, and really if I'm to be alive at all. First of the next batch of episodes where I bring myself and everyone tuning in up-to-date with how I got to today; check it out!

Beth helps me get enough content to make this a fun listen. Keep checking for more content sooner rather than later.

The first of a double-donger of an episode. Nothing too gross, like Beth said, "I don't think any lower of you than I already did"Lighthearted PG-13 look into what I've learned about the birds and bees

We rundown the path Marc takes to get back to Fresno, and whatever the heck I'm about.

Many people have asked, nay, DEMANDED that I upload something ASAP, but every 2 weeks is what I can handle at the moment. Appreciate all the support and I will keep the goodies coming, swear on your graves!

Beth sat this one out as I quickly bring in other siblings to make my outsider persona more clear. Great Scott, they're multiplying!!!

Shout-out to djcruzctrl for hooking me up with tjust the right music vibe.https://instagram.com/djcruzctrl?igshid=dec724m8b3iuStarting to take shape. Jumped a little all over the place but now I'll expand on what little of my childhood I can recall, hopefully not too much moping... probably...

As usual, trying to accurately convey my chaotic thoughts so that anyone can kinda get at least a shred of what I'm thinking...