Jive-Ass Alien

As a Jive-Ass Alien, I often come across situations where even in the silliest world there are not stories as dumb as this

A few interesting facts about Walt Disney, how many did Beth already know? Find out, while this Jive-Ass Alien finds more weird human behavior to question.

The 3 lunatics left to operate the asylum try their hand at this silly game, Joking Hazard. Coming from the same silly minds as from popular webcomic Cyanide and Happiness, this game let's us try to come up with similar twisted, funny comics as those guys. Amongst the 3 of us, who has a better shot at getting hired by them? Listen and find out.https://store.explosm.net/products/joking-hazard-1

Covering a couple of stories that I've recently been intrigued by. For a Jive-Ass Alien, any story that makes me go "what on Earth?" is sure to make an impression.

I've called up Neil to join the Jive-Ass Alien in recollecting memories of the classic pro wrestling time when megastars like the Rock, Undertaker, Mankind, and Stone Cold reigned supreme.

https://www.cbr.com/the-simpsons-season-1-forgotten-facts/Came across this article and there were a few things Beth, Marc, and I, had not known changed or was odd from the Simpsons' first season. Let's explore them, shan't we?

Maybe it was her lackluster sleep the previous night, or Marc and I jabbed about nonsense too much, but Beth definitely gets left out in this episode. Still, she helps get some funny recent news broadcasted.

What's the best way to act at work? As a Jive-Ass Alien I've tried on a number of disguises and all of them sucked. Maybe Beth and Marc can help me out.

Last time we didn't fare too well with solving Murdle's, so Beth, Marc, and I take another STAB at it, then lear which of us would be the better Power Hungry Pet.

Is this some bullshit? This Jive-Ass Alien thinks so. Why don't I understand human's fascination with fellow extraterrestrial E-Musk? Maybe some newer Zelda can cheer me up...

Just what sort of crass TV ideas do we know? Join Beth, Marc, and I as we talk about the chaos we enjoy.

We try our hand at being detectives, how hard could it be?

Just (late) in time for the beloved holiday, stereotypically-late stoner episode where Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien play a game that's fun for all ages, at least ages that are old enough to smoke.

Anyone up for Exploding Kittens during Iceland? Tune in!

Some recent news, such as 99cent stores closing. Also, as an alien, I also have petty issues earthlings endure, like renewing a license.

The Jive-Ass Alien has to keep Beth and Marc up to what he's been dealing with. Also, I let them in on some secrets that have persisted for a long time. Oh, and butts, butts, butts.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/man-spent-years-building-eiffel-tower-700k-matchsticks-may-denied-worl-rcna137663Some exciting ideas for my bday. Did I follow thru? Even though I'm editing this a week after you still have to wait!

https://en.m.wikivoyage.org/wiki/PragueNew season, hopefully new fans.Currently the Czech Republic has paid us the least attention, amongst the listeners we've had, so let's try to appeal to them. Gonna start trying to increase our listeners by appealing to them, whatever it takes. Can Beth, Marc, and I make this work?

https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/albums-turning-30-in-2024-see-the-list/Here's the send-off for this season!We finish the list, and our latest season, with some more albums that turn 30yrs old in 2024. Thanks for listening and see ya next season.

https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/albums-turning-30-in-2024-see-the-list/So we couldn't completely connect with songs that came around same year we were born, what about when we were 10? These albums and songs are closer to when our musical tastes developed, so come hear which you might have heard of.

Month isn't yet even halfway through, but we've got some weird, wild stories to tickle your funky bone.

We wrap up our chat on the top music from 40yrs ago. Did we recognize at least half of them? Find out!

Bunch of random silliness we encountered this month. Bring on the Smarch weather!

https://medium.com/the-riff/40-great-songs-turning-40-in-2024-314988093934Same as us, here are 40 songs that turn 40 years old this year. Would we even know them? Not many, but enough that we talk about it. Any you know?

We finally get around to accepting the fact that we're getting old. Eh, nothing special, check it out.But what part of staying off the lawn did you not understand???

Are you still curious as to what new driving laws California passed? No? Well that's all I got, part two, but also some other random stuff.

Wonder what in the hell this abomination is about? Tune in.

(not original article I read, couldn't find it)https://calmatters.org/politics/2023/12/california-traffic-new-laws-2024/Did these new driving laws get passed to better our lives, or to inconvenience us even further? Let's see what Beth and Marc think.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/best-and-worst-tiktok-food-trends-2023_l_6580beece4b08e9b410b8d61What other trends of last year did we miss? Let's finish these silly things that people enjoyed.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/best-and-worst-tiktok-food-trends-2023_l_6580beece4b08e9b410b8d61I've heard of trends, and of Tiktok, so close enough for us to hear what all the fuss was about.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/culture-shock-east-coast-west-coast_l_6563605ae4b0f35896f63586Both sides of the coast have customs that might perplex the other, but how many more are there? We wrap up this list here.

Things get more quirky than usual, but we manage to name our favorite Xmas movies so, we cool?

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/culture-shock-east-coast-west-coast_l_6563605ae4b0f35896f63586How different is the change from U.S. East Coast to West Coast than the other way around? Found this article that had interesting takes on this.

What in Earth could this episode be about? Tune in and find out (ok it's been awhile so I don't recall).

The adventure continues! How long will our luck continue? Umm...

It's game over man, game over! (on this chat of alien movies) Do Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien have good taste in alien movies? Tune in to find out.

We continue with spinning tales, can Beth keep us alive for awhile longer?

After some interesting banter, we give one of the choose-your-own-adventure books that I've recently acquired a test drive. Will Beth's practicality lead to a long adventure, or will Marc's and I childness lead us to a quick demise? Let us see!

We finish up the supposedly-best Homer Simpson quotes (which we then tell you why they're wrong)!

https://www.leisuremartini.com/why-online-tarot-readings-beat-other-tarot-reading-methods/Let's keep reading into what lies in our past thru tomorrow, and give a peek into Marc's experiences.

One of the scariest things out there is hearing the truth, especially when it comes to your past, present, or future. So what better way to celebrate the spooky days with the Jive-Ass Alien's tarot reading, courtesy of Beth. Maybe marvelous madman master of mayhem moody monk Marc, or "mmmmmmmmm" for short, wants to see his as well???

We're so close to finishing up this list of Homer's quotes. How many do we get thru? Ummm, I forgot.

Instead of hover cars, humanity is moving towards making as many electric vehicles as possible. With this slow advancement how will I ever repair my spaceship?

Has it been awhile since we talked heavily about The Simpsons? Might as well have a conversation about what the Internet thinks are Homer's best quips, and why most missed the mark with our alternatives.

Strap in for a treat. The Jive-Ass Alien has a guest host. Real deal Neal "mime time" joins me to chat about Lego.

https://www.denofgeek.com/games/best-video-game-consoles-ever-ranked/We finish up the so-called best game systems of all time. How many do we disagree with?

https://www.denofgeek.com/games/best-video-game-consoles-ever-ranked/As a bunch of video game nerds, we've played a number of different game systems. Where do they land on this list of the best, and do we think they chose correctly???

Xtra! Exciting current (by now old, probably) News!

For our special 150th episode, we're gonna talk about our most-listened to episode. I couldn't remember why I titled it how I did, and finding out was... interesting.

Some Jive-Ass news that caught my attention recently. How weird is your world? In this day and age?