Jive-Ass Alien

We take on some ideas that older generations might have considered acceptable for parenting. Some of these are legitimate and it's good practice to ignore, while others might not be as strong as needed.https://www.huffpost.com/entry/parenting-trends-boomers_l_680f9504e4b049bc73d5b6a3

Some more of our personal experiences showing just how dumb humans can continue being. Any of these relatable?

Beth, Marc, and I brainstorm ways in which we can join other enterprising ventures, like sex dolls or McDonalds, to become wealthy beyond our wildest dreams.

We wrap up our Simpsons moments that scared some people.https://www.tvinsider.com/1182962/the-simpsons-episodes-dropped-from-broadcast/

To make up for the lack of Simpsons talk lately, (well, as far as we are concerned) Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien explore a few Simpsons episodes that have been banned or censored when airing around the world, and we wonde just how sensitive the issues were. But first, these crazy messages.PS: No, it has not yet been shut down.https://www.tvinsider.com/1182962/the-simpsons-episodes-dropped-from-broadcast/

Let's wrap up this month's pile of chaos that I found.

This episode Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien touch on a few recent events that have occurred this month, and we get some advice from MadDog Marc on how you should maintain the gas levels in your car.

MegaBeth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien get some maybe-practical (but definitely outdated) advice on what to do when the machines take over and try to enslave us. We also reflect on some Disney stories, and why Marc's blood might be the antidote to every disease known to man.

In honor of my niece's 3rd birthday (at this release a week late) I will put on the maddest of hats and talk about how I stay busy.

The Jive-Ass trio ponder what Jesus would do in the time of labor, but I also make time to talk about real issues, like the stars on the Hollywood walk of fame.

Here today, gone tomorrow. The latest victim of retail death, Joann's Fabrics, gets a farewell from Beth, with input from Marc and the Jive-Ass Alien.

We wrap up our latest season with, what else, more Simpsons.https://www.cracked.com/article_45438_14-notable-pie-throwing-incidents-that-were-varying-degrees-of-hilarious.html

As we start to wrap up our latest season, Beth, Marc, and I talk about some odds and ends and talk a bit about Simpsons. Surprisingly, we haven't brought them up as much recently so we give some love and segue into something that I know I personally haven't thought of in a while.https://www.cracked.com/article_45438_14-notable-pie-throwing-incidents-that-were-varying-degrees-of-hilarious.html

3 Jive-Ass people attempt to avoid becoming victims to a determined predator; do they stand a chance?https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/patrickmitchell/echo-of-the-predator-run-the-alien-is-hunting-you/description

Beth, Marc, and I chat about games that we're currently trying out, as well as what we both like and loathe about gaming.

Jive-Ass Alien, Beth, and Marc get together to try to keep their beans alive Dumb Ways to Die. This is a nice, swift game that can kill some time. So who amongst us is the best survivalist, in bean form?

The unholy trinity get together to talk about some of the TV and movies that we're watching and shape us, even for the slightest bit. Also, some that influenced this short movie that was made.https://archive.org/details/1929-the-year-in-summary_202501

We finish our Simpsons conversation. Are there any of these that we agree with it?https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0096697/episodes/?topRated=DESC

In what will surely be a civil, lighthearted discussion of this list of best Simpsons episodes from IMDB, Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien get together and reminisce. Should some of these even be in consideration? Tune in and see (or hear, I guess) what transpires.https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0096697/episodes/?topRated=DESC

We continue saying goodbye to the year 2024 and anticipating the good fortune that 2025 will bring to the Jive-Ass Alien.

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We wrap up this talk, and year, with the strategies used by the Tour de France competitors to get the edge.

Cosmo God knows I like me some human insanity, and history is rife with examples. The Tour de France likes to present itself as some prestigious competition, steroids included or not, but even it's beginnings were some of the craziest behavior competitive events have encountered. How about some proof?

We finish out talk on the human obsession that is Redbox.https://kotaku.com/redbox-machines-kiosks-free-movies-dvds-stealing-reddit-1851694915

Humans are much into collecting and hoarding (something that this Jive-Ass Alien is guilty of), but some seem too unusual to understand. For that, Beth and Marc try to help me make sense of this.https://kotaku.com/redbox-machines-kiosks-free-movies-dvds-stealing-reddit-1851694915

Marc and I wrap up our talk on all things modern, like POGs or iPods.

https://www.fastcompany.com/91228022/pogs-are-back-90s-crazeBeth is feeling a bit down, so Marc and this Jive-Ass Alien take a stroll down memory lane, to our youths when a dumb fad entertained us like so many others. Is it time for them to ret- he'll no, but let's chat about them anyway.

So far this Jive-Ass Alien has helped Beth and Marc solve a few murders correctly, can they continue the streak?

We take a look at some of the unsung military heroes (just in time for Veteran's Day!) from Vietnam, the Army Engineers. Along with some present personal shenanigans Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien get into the foundation that builds foreign bases. Trust me, it's not as boring as it sounds!!!

Apparently even Jive-Ass aliens experience midlife crisis. Doing the ultimate cliche of getting a Harley? Say it ain't so!

Happy Halloween 2024!Forgot to release on the scheduled date but makes it closer to the 31st, so that's my excuse. We return to choosing adventures, so let's see if Beth, Marc, and I survive in the House of Danger!

This episode has it all; colonics, Lego, NUKEs, and history from round here. Dam!

We air out some of our grievances about what friends and families do that piss us off. Not really specific to California, where we live, but the state sure makes it difficult at times.

The Jive-Ass Alien with Marc finishes up our car episode. Are these the dumbest of the dumb?https://jalopnik.com/this-is-the-useless-car-tech-could-you-happily-live-wit-1851625603

The 3 neighborinoes get together to share some of our personal tales of driving faux-pas. We also give Toyota much free unpaid praise, and a sneak preview for next Murdle mystery.

Me and Marc continue our talk. What else do modern cars have that's not as useful or desired, according to us?https://jalopnik.com/this-is-the-useless-car-tech-could-you-happily-live-wit-1851625603

https://jalopnik.com/this-is-the-useless-car-tech-could-you-happily-live-wit-1851625603Special episode with just the Jive-Ass Alien joined by the madman mechanic Marc the mutilator. What are some car tech that we find unnecessary? Tune in and find out.

As we talk a little about companies, we really get into how Avatar: The Last Airbender wraps up it's storyline.

We free three talk about some company shenanigans that big businesses have been up to. Sometimes you really have to pause and think about what you're buying and from who, ya know?

Sometimes this Jive-Ass Alien encounters some driving experiences that are too out of this world of sense that just have to be shared. Maybe Beth and Marc have some of their own encounters.

We finish up our chat about the oldest restaurants in Fresno. Which sounds good enough to try?

Dang, here we are at our 200th episode and don't know why many of yall listen to my silliness, but thanks.With that, where in Fresno would we eat to embrace the legacy vibe? We'll chat about the oldest Fresno restaurants and get some nice facts.

With all cool stuff here on Earth, I eventually get around to some of them. Now this Jive-Ass Alien can honestly understand that the hype around the classic Nickelodeon animated show Avatar is warranted.

As a Jive-Ass Alien, I often come across situations where even in the silliest world there are not stories as dumb as this

A few interesting facts about Walt Disney, how many did Beth already know? Find out, while this Jive-Ass Alien finds more weird human behavior to question.

The 3 lunatics left to operate the asylum try their hand at this silly game, Joking Hazard. Coming from the same silly minds as from popular webcomic Cyanide and Happiness, this game let's us try to come up with similar twisted, funny comics as those guys. Amongst the 3 of us, who has a better shot at getting hired by them? Listen and find out.https://store.explosm.net/products/joking-hazard-1

Covering a couple of stories that I've recently been intrigued by. For a Jive-Ass Alien, any story that makes me go "what on Earth?" is sure to make an impression.

I've called up Neil to join the Jive-Ass Alien in recollecting memories of the classic pro wrestling time when megastars like the Rock, Undertaker, Mankind, and Stone Cold reigned supreme.

https://www.cbr.com/the-simpsons-season-1-forgotten-facts/Came across this article and there were a few things Beth, Marc, and I, had not known changed or was odd from the Simpsons' first season. Let's explore them, shan't we?

Maybe it was her lackluster sleep the previous night, or Marc and I jabbed about nonsense too much, but Beth definitely gets left out in this episode. Still, she helps get some funny recent news broadcasted.