Florida Woman

WHEW strap in for an ADHD scumfest. We say nasty things about nasty stuff.

We're back at it. Just as Milton makes landfall. Would you rather be a healthy, 27 year old torso with no arms or legs, or a deaf, blind, fully intact 99 year old?https://www.wisn.com/article/missing-milwaukee-woman-found-safe-in-florida-returns-home/62405795https://www.nwfdailynews.com/story/lifestyle/things-to-do/destin/2019/09/25/florida-woman-bites-testicles-of-600-pound-camel/2699086007/https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-drunkenly-bites-mans-fishing-line-swims-away-with-lure-police-sayhttps://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/09/20/florida-woman-86-accused-of-stealing-over-10k-from-99-year-old-blind-deaf-man/https://www.instagram.com/hypeandhiphop/p/C-Y3uBESF9b/?hl=en&img_index=2

Would YOU drive 100mph with three children in the backseat to get your GF to her taco bell job interview???https://nypost.com/2023/03/23/florida-man-drives-100-mph-to-get-girlfriend-to-taco-bell-interview/https://myq105.com/2023/08/25/a-florida-mans-t-shirt-choice-probably-wont-help-with-his-dui-case/https://fortune.com/2023/10/21/florida-man-guilty-murdering-wife-zombie-house-flipping-reality-tv-show/https://www.tampabay.com/nation-world/florida-man-tries-to-bring-a-non-working-grenade-on-an-airplane-20190305/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13052845/drunk-man-naked-florida-airport-terminal.htmlhttps://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-accused-of-stabbing-friend-with-samurai-sword-over-xboxhttps://nypost.com/2024/02/02/metro/florida-ex-nyc-medical-examiner-accused-of-stealing-from-dead-people/https://nypost.com/2024/03/02/us-news/florida-man-trafficked-thousands-of-turtles-worth-125k-to-hong-kong-germany/https://abc3340.com/news/nation-world/non-tipping-customer-slapped-spat-on-for-not-throwing-money-at-employees-florida-bar-victoria-jones-charged-body-talk-sports-port-st-lucie-sheriffs-office-report-surveillance-video-accounthttps://www.fox35orlando.com/news/drunk-naked-florida-woman-wielding-peeler-knife-barges-into-racetrac-threatens-to-kill-staff-deputies

Why do Montenegrins keep a chair next to their beds? So they can take a rest after they wake up.https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-allegedly-takes-stolen-amazon-van-on-20-mile-joyride-is-your-package-latehttps://news.yahoo.com/doctors-remove-150-live-bugs-234435817.htmlhttps://6abc.com/coat-hanger-medical-procedure-animal-cruelty-dogs/3114873/https://www.ice.gov/news/releases/florida-woman-pleads-guilty-conspiracy-create-distribute-animal-crush-videoshttps://www.cnn.com/2022/02/20/us/florida-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-140-times/index.htmlhttps://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/21/us/sandhole-florida-death-beach.htmlhttps://news.yahoo.com/florida-woman-missing-spain-taken-090052280.html

Imagine being executed by a Beachcraft Bonanza. This is a prompt. Imagine it.SOURCES:https://wflanews.iheart.com/featured/the-ryan-gorman-show/content/2023-02-02-florida-man-bites-head-off-girlfriends-python-during-domestic-dispute/https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2024/01/29/florida-man-loses-50000-in-accidental-text-romance-scheme/https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2024/01/25/florida-man-accused-in-fatal-triple-shooting-after-trying-to-date-his-own-daughter/https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/01/us/plane-crash-florida-mobile-home-park.htmlhttps://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article284910462.htmlhttps://www.businessinsider.com/frontier-passenger-pulled-down-underwear-squatted-in-aisle-affidavit-2024-1https://nypost.com/2024/01/20/news/florida-politician-stabs-daughter-husband-believing-they-were-the-devil/https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/elderly-woman-arrested-florida/https://wpde.com/news/nation-world/sting-uncovers-toothless-scheme-3-women-arrested-miami-dade-and-brow-ard-counties-avocado-grill-on-datura-street-west-palm-beach-police-department-ann-sherry-miller-mother-daughter-pair-named-mary-steimberg-sheila-angelina-miller-bogus-9000-billhttps://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article284910462.html

Full episode available at : patreon.com/floridawomanpodRose Marks ran the most successful Gypsy fortune telling scam in history, with earnings totalling close to 40 MILLION dollars, and she reached the peak of her riches in our beloved Sunshine State. Wait, are you allowed to say Gypsy on the air?

I don't believe in anything. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/30/us/conjuring-spirits-in-florida.htmlhttps://nypost.com/2023/12/02/news/florida-woman-alyssa-ann-zinger-posed-as-teen-to-molest-middle-schoolers-police/https://www.fox13news.com/news/wander-franco-investigation-rays-shortstops-message-to-alleged-14-year-old-victim-revealedhttps://nypost.com/2023/12/24/news/overwhelmed-florida-woman-arrested-after-309-animals-seized-from-her-mobile-home-with-lethal-levels-of-ammonia-inside/https://nypost.com/2024/01/04/news/florida-man-sues-dunkin-donuts-over-traumatic-toilet-explosion/https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-throws-beer-can-fires-ar-15-rifle-after-being-upset-by-drivers-speeding-in-his-neighborhood-pcsohttps://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-with-underwear-around-his-neck-accused-of-prowling-in-same-yard-as-reported-bonsai-tree-theft

Available now at patreon.com/floridawomanpodDid you know a small Florida Panhandle town is home to one of the most famous string of UFO sightings in history? Hundreds of witnesses corroborated Ed Walters' sightings, but it all came crashing down. Join our patreon to listen to this deep dive!Also, unrelated, I need the skunk ape to sit on my face. That's just a need of mine.Also apparently there was a shapeshifting alien at the Bayview Mall in Miami last week. True story.

We're back on our bullshit. New Merch: https://www.nathanesimpson.com/store-1Sources:https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ron-desantis-collapse-trump_n_658ca832e4b014ec45a31537https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/florida-man-known-monkey-whisperer-arrested-illegally-selling-primates/2JXFDADYOFETJIHRYKRAJGIZVY/https://nypost.com/2024/01/01/news/florida-man-makes-dirt-angels-while-hiding-from-cops-following-car-crash-bizarre-video-shows/https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/man-allegedly-beats-roommates-raccoon-man-takes-fl-officers-taser-fl-business-partners-kill-each-otherhttps://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/01/05/74-year-old-florida-man-on-electric-scooter-threatened-chased-2-with-knife-police-say/https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/2023/11/03/rubber-bale-world-war-germans-sunken-ship-washes-up-florida-beach-indialantic/71421728007/https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/16/us/politics/moms-for-liberty-sex-scandal.html#:~:text=So%20when%20one%20of%20its,pressure%20for%20her%20to%20resignhttps://www.upi.com/Archives/1982/01/05/A-Florida-woman-accused-of-abducting-five-elderly-people/3996379054800/https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2021/01/06/florida-woman-accused-of-screaming-political-profanities-ringing-bell-at-5-am-each-day/https://www.957thehog.com/happy-florida-woman-is-first-mugshot-of-the-year-nominee/

We're going to guilt George Bailey into having sex with us. We'll lie to him and tell him we could solve all the money problems if he just did this one thinghttps://www.nasdaq.com/articles/the-10-most-overpriced-housing-markets-in-america-5-are-in-floridahttps://www.wdbo.com/news/local/florida-man-gets-caught-skipping-line-disney-world-claims-be-ucf-football-player/HTFRUDFSRNCUPMCYIGK3NRVTBM/https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-in-stolen-ambulance-leads-deputies-on-chase-straight-to-sheriffs-office-officials-sayhttps://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/drunk-man-molested-manatee-statue-threw-gator-nuggets-in-florida-restaurant-sheriff/3183431/https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/causeway-couple-collared-803617https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-arrested-falsely-reporting-her-childrens-christmas-gifts-stolen-failed-grinch-like-plothttps://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-park-reports-birth-ultra-rare-white-leucistic-alligatorhttps://nypost.com/2023/12/07/news/watch-florida-bear-attacks-takes-off-with-reindeer-christmas-decoration/

Happy one week after thanksgiving, babes. We're still in FL. Shit's weird down here. https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-allegedly-stabs-boyfriend-eye-rabies-needles-looking-other-womenhttps://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/11/28/florida-woman-eat-counterfeit-money-walmart-arrest/71726508007/https://people.com/skull-found-in-florida-thrift-store-may-be-human-8387787https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-man-who-dismembered-another-man-on-thanksgiving-shoots-himself-deputies/3169027/https://nypost.com/2023/11/27/news/suspect-accused-of-murdering-and-dismembering-man-kills-self/https://www.nydailynews.com/2023/11/24/florida-man-arrested-for-threatening-thanksgiving-mass-shooting-on-nyc-subway/https://nypost.com/2022/11/26/florida-man-jailed-after-woman-found-with-hatchet-wound/https://nypost.com/2019/11/28/masturbating-florida-man-slugs-elderly-man-who-asked-him-to-stop/

In which a drunken gentleman disrobes and engages in a physical altercation with law enforcement at Disney World, among other tantalizing tales of brutality and nonsense. Please, do enjoy.

Just a bit of friendly advice from our episode on the Gainesville Ripper, a serial killer who committed a series of unspeakable crimes in the early nineties on and near the University of Florida campus. Find the whole episode on Patreon.com/floridawomanpod

Happy Halloween, spookers, scarers, gobins and ghouls. Please enjoy our collection of morbid trash from the Sunshine State. Murder-suicide pacts, big cat maulings, the booty patrol, american flag suits, undercover slutting. SOURCES:https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-man-paid-150-for-full-contact-experience-ended-up-mauled-by-leopard/https://atlantablackstar.com/2023/10/19/major-republican-donor-who-called-obama-racial-slur-dies/https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/13-year-old-allegedly-stabbed-mother-death-front-newborn-baby-charged-rcna122683https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/17kakg1/is_florida_really_that_bad_now/https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/17iel37/california_and_new_york_migrating_to_florida/

We discuss Disney World's most titanic wedgie and the lawsuit which followed. We discuss Matt Gaetz's hijinks in the House, Desantis wringing FL citizens for all they're worth, armed showdowns between Pop Warner parents, dick-pill Walter White, grandmas doing hit-and-runs, Italian Bitches, Anthrax, and of course, the source of all of Florida's problems: the Ghosts. Please enjoy. SOURCES:https://www.nytimes.com/2001/10/06/us/florida-man-dies-of-rare-form-of-anthrax.htmlhttps://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/10/04/florida-man-flaunts-gun-at-sons-pop-warner-game-in-leesburg-police-say/https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/10/03/florida-man-faces-charges-in-villages-black-market-erectile-dysfunction-drug-case/https://www.politico.com/news/2023/10/04/whats-next-for-matt-gaetz-00120035https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/09/desantis-why-i-enjoy-denying-health-care-to-poor-floridians.htmlhttps://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/16x9xw1/why_is_everyone_so_angry_in_this_state/https://nypost.com/2023/10/04/new-york-retiree-linda-marie-caccese-arrested-for-beating-florida-man/https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/hit-and-run-victim-takes-2-mile-ride-on-car-hood-after-woman-tries-to-flee-crash-at-50-mph-deputies-sayhttps://www.wesh.com/article/florida-woman-killed-alligator-sabrina-peckham/45319459https://www.nytimes.com/2023/10/03/business/disney-world-kowabunga-water-slide-lawsuit.html

We got rabies, we got people using babies for sport. We got guys throwing dudes off bridges. We got gigantic monster dinosaur gators chomping people in half. We got a shootout over tree-trimming. And then Nate tries clumsily to explain how Florida is the Freudian Death Drive of the national psyche. It's true. Think about it. Join us!SOURCES:https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/16qykvt/has_florida_really_gotten_that_bad/https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/16peja8/its_been_30_days_since_school_started_and_my/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cupio_dissolvihttps://nypost.com/2023/09/26/man-is-bitten-by-rabid-otter-41-times-while-feeding-ducks/tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/florida-man-throws-bicycle-then-other-man-off-bridge-20180925/https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/09/19/florida-man-shoots-neighbor-tree-trimming/70898516007/https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/heres-the-minimum-annual-income-required-to-be-middle-class-in-florida-new-studyhttps://baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2023/09/22/pinellas-county-sheriff-s-office-investigating-death-in-largohttps://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/human-body-found-in-the-mouth-of-14-foot-florida-alligator/https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-arrested-leaving-son-11-hotel-room-dead-man-following-menage-a-trois-2-menhttps://www.wptv.com/2-women-arrested-for-tossing-baby-back-and-forth-like-a-toy

We got breastfeeding men, hijacked bulldozers, boy moms, chum play, airborne chemicals, Metaverse education, conspiracy theories, nerd rage, ring cameras and more. Let's go!https://www.newyorker.com/news/annals-of-education/virtual-reality-school-as-the-ultimate-school-choicehttps://nypost.com/2023/09/14/florida-man-jesse-smith-steals-excavator-crashes-into-walmart/https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/27/us/florida-neighbor-chemical-agent.htmlhttps://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/08/25/chemistry-phd-student-injected-chemicals-upstairs-neighbors-home-watch/70679527007/https://www.binnews.com/content/2023-09-12-florida-woman-admits-shes-addicted-to-breastfeeding-her-husband/https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-woman-jumps-in-water-to-meet-sharks-while-leaving-2-year-old-alone-in-running-car-deputieshttps://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-goes-missing-on-carnival-ship

Real grab bag of Florida nonsense this week, guys. We try not to wake the child as we discuss the nazis in Orlando, the criminality of Nissan Altima drivers, alcoholic black bears, problematic assemblies, rolex theft, and more. Fuck yeah let's goSOURCES:https://www.adl.org/sites/default/files/documents/assets/pdf/combating-hate/ExtremismFloridaINSIDE.pdfhttps://nypost.com/2022/09/08/florida-man-randy-austerman-arrested-after-pulling-3-foot-sword-on-cops/https://www.orlandoweekly.com/news/florida-man-tased-for-twerking-during-rainy-traffic-stop-29950239https://nypost.com/2023/09/06/man-killed-us-parents-who-saved-him-from-ukrainian-orphanage-cops/https://nypost.com/2023/08/28/teacher-kayla-lemieux-seen-in-new-pic-with-z-cup-fake-boobs/https://www.wesh.com/article/bunnell-elementary-principal-resigns/45034162https://www.local10.com/news/local/2023/09/06/new-south-florida-resident-falls-for-old-trick-beautiful-woman-he-met-at-hard-rock-took-rolex/https://www.today.com/food/news/3-legged-bear-tripod-white-claws-rcna103772

We did it babes, it's our ONE HUNDREDTH EPISODE!! Thanks to each and every one of our listeners for coming along with us on this lurid, hateful journey. We love you guys. Patreon.com/floridawomanpodSOURCES:https://www.businessinsider.com/nfl-rosters-by-state-2016-9https://nflcommunications.com/Pages/Saint-Thomas-Aquinas-High-School-of-Fort-Lauderdale-Has-Most-NFL-Players--.aspxhttps://www.thedailybeast.com/be-likable-ron-plane-flies-overhead-desantis-at-iowa-fairhttps://winknews.com/2023/08/21/florida-woman-accused-of-spiking-drinks-with-roach-spray/https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/08/23/florida-womans-finger-severed-in-library-drop-box/https://nypost.com/2023/07/27/florida-women-arrested-after-wild-brawl-one-bit-the-others-ear-off/https://www.instagram.com/mugshawtys/?hl=enhttps://www.tampabay.com/news/florida-politics/2023/08/07/desantis-housing-investigation-florida-affordable/https://nbc-2.com/nbc-2-wbbh/2018/08/24/florida-man-threatens-co-worker-with-box-cutter-in-argument-about-christian-music/https://www.local10.com/news/florida/2023/08/23/man-holding-wild-dolphin-on-florida-beach-sparks-outrage-prompts-investigation/https://nypost.com/2023/08/23/florida-man-caught-on-video-stealing-11k-of-food-from-restaurant/https://www.fox23.com/news/trending/florida-man-threatened-employees-with-gun-when-chicken-wings-order-was-late-police-say/article_e94cedff-0711-5fb5-9d1f-da907a980b4d.html

Full Episode available at Patreon.com/floridawomanpodIn 1997, the Aisenberg Family of Valrico FL woke up on an otherwise typical morning to the worst nightmare imaginable to young parents: the disappearance of their 5 month old baby, Sabrina. What happened? Who did it? Where is she? What's going on?

FULL EPISODE AVAILABLE AT:https://www.patreon.com/floridawomanpodFirst of all, hypnotism is real, it works, and--improperly applied--it may produce deadly results. This is the tale of Florida Man Dr. George Kenney, principal of Northport High School, who practiced hypnotherapy on his student body, and may have indirectly caused the strange and untimely deaths of three of his students in a single year. Take a deep breath, listen very carefully to our voices, and dive in with us.... deeper... deeper...

Anger. Roach spray. Nunchuks. Forklifts. Barbie. Slavery. Fish sex. Mountain Dew. Prager U. Road rage. Gas Tax. Girls Gone Wild. DeliriumSOURCEShttps://www.boston25news.com/news/deep-viral/police-florida-man-sprays-women-with-roach-spray-break-out-nunchucks-over-loud-music/976378694/https://nypost.com/2017/08/14/man-says-hookah-smoking-caterpillar-sent-him-on-liquor-store-forklift-rampage/https://www.wsaz.com/2023/08/14/florida-man-posed-veterinarian-operated-pregnant-dog-that-later-died-authorities-say/?outputType=appshttps://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/15lrqaa/prageru_is_laughing_all_the_way_to_the_bank_here/https://www.npr.org/2023/08/14/1193557432/florida-education-private-schools-prageru-desantishttps://www.wftv.com/news/local/data-shows-florida-gas-tax-holiday-didnt-deliver-prices-are-still-rising-anyway/https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/15n8n5g/florida_drivers_are_the_worst_drivers_in_the/https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-woman-doused-herself-in-diet-mountain-dew-soda-to-erase-dna-after-killing-roommate-in-daytona-beach-policehttps://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/160214-sex-in-the-sea-book-animal-behavior-marine-life-marah-hardt

I'm not joking. That's what the episode is actually about. Please enjoy. Also, we're back from FL. It was hot as shit.

Need we say more?! There's cocaine sharks off the coast of FL. Hop in with ushttps://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/07/22/desantis-slavery-curriculum/https://www.the-sun.com/tech/8645979/cocaine-sharks-florida-eating-drugs/https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/07/25/dashcam-video-shows-woman-with-pitchfork-whip-before-arrest-outside-florida/https://abc7chicago.com/human-remains-found-in-3-separate-suitcases-in-florida-police-say/13543428/https://floridapolitics.com/archives/625007-report-ron-desantis-in-car-accident-in-tennessee/https://www.cbsnews.com/news/coral-reef-mortality-florida-ocean-temperatures/https://www.cbsnews.com/news/aaa-insurance-policies-florida-nonrenewal/https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/editorials/article277539898.html\https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/07/25/florida-man-tried-to-enter-patrick-space-force-base-to-warn-of-aliens-vs-dragons-officials-say/https://abcnews.go.com/US/strikingly-warm-ocean-heat-wave-off-florida-coasts/story?id=101487160https://www.npr.org/2023/07/19/1188349149/as-seas-get-hotter-south-florida-gets-slammed-by-an-ocean-heat-wavehttps://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/judge-sentences-florida-man-18-years-prison-attempting-provide-material-support-isishttps://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-man-shows-off-gun-accidently-shoots-himself/https://abcnews.go.com/US/us-heat-wave-latest-forecast/story?id=101598235

Were you aware that Terry Schiavo was a Florida woman? Were you aware that "schiavo" means "slave" in Italian? Learn all this sordid nonsense and more on this week's Patreon episode, where we dive into the case and the myriad philosophical messes it inspired.

It's Independence Day once again, and we're in the goddamned spirit. We've got severed hands, baby weapons, human fireworks, patriotic street shredding and more. Get wet!We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

Full episode available on Patreon at www.patreon.com/floridawomanpodTeaser from episode 91, Jerry Falwell, Pt. 2 - A Cougar, A Cuck, and a Cuban F*ckWhat do you get when you cross a handsome pool boy from Miami, a relentlessly horny menopausal wife and a resentful heir to a billion dollar televangelist university? A big fucking mess, that's what! Listen as we describe the heinous downfall of America's most important Evagelical family.

We're back with a new addition! We recorded this episode a day before Kelsey Ann gave birth to our daughter! Join us as we talk about the flesh eating bacteria festering in the several-thousand-mile-long blob of seaweed hurtling towards Florida's coastline, as well as the flesh eating bacteria hiding in the microbial ecosystem of certain Florida residents, accompanied by a ratchet ass Florida woman who murdered her husband while covered in dog shit. Wholesome fun for the whole family!We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

Episode 90 of Florida Woman Podcast is available at Patreon.com/FloridawomanpodIn this first of two salacious episodes we introduce our characters, Becki, Jerry, and Giancarlo, and dive into the relentlessly horny situation that would eventually bring about the downfall of America's largest Christian university.

WE EXPLORE: Ron Desantis's embarrassing presidential campaign announcement, Sewer Iguanas, Gator Attacks, Cannibalism, Female Pedophilia, White Ladies' feelings towards law enforcement, and more!We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitivebandSOURCES:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miami_cannibal_attack#:~:text=On%20May%2026%2C%202012%2C%20Rudy,Florida%2C%20US%20making%20headlines%20worldwide.https://abcnews.go.com/US/gator-arm-florida-man-loses-arm-attack-10/story?id=99535517https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/may/25/florida-man-iguana-toilethttps://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-man-arrested-streaming-live-video-himself-social-media/https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/05/26/unearthing-the-past-florida-scientists-find-fossils-of-ancient-elephants-sabretooth-cats-rhinos/https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/florida-woman-finds-husband-with-a-naked-chick-so-she-decides-to-poop-on-the-floor-and-pull-out-a-rifle-6530728https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/05/18/florida-woman-accused-of-crashing-into-multiple-cars-throwing-fake-snake-to-evade-traffic-stop/

RIP Jerry Springer. A FL legend, babyWe’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman?Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at: @FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen!Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitivebandSOURCES:https://www.foxnews.com/sports/golfers-brawl-on-course-pace-of-play-argumenthttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5665005/Police-Man-kicked-swans-head-Florida-park.htmlhttps://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/01/satan-is-still-in-me-florida-man-stabs-roommate-in-attempt-to-release-satan-turns-knife-on-himself/https://nypost.com/2023/01/23/florida-man-dubbed-pooping-perpetrator-sought-by-police-for-break-in/https://www.foxnews.com/us/drunk-florida-man-jason-bournehttps://nbc-2.com/nbc-2-wbbh/2019/05/02/florida-man-wearing-bonnet-dress-steals-baby-formula-from-publix/https://www.news4jax.com/news/florida/2021/04/30/police-florida-man-attacked-family-with-samurai-sword/https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/these-florida-cities-have-the-highest-std-rates-cdchttps://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/01/26/florida-woman-scams-holocaust-survivor-life-savings/11127064002/https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/15/florida-woman-who-tried-to-kiss-strangers-calls-911-about-lack-of-social-distancing-police-say/

Welcome to--officially--the darkest and most disturbing episode of the Florida Woman Podcast thus far. Beware all ye who listen, shit is going to get weird. And very, very bloody.We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman?Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitivebandSOURCES:https://allthatsinteresting.com/henry-lee-lucas-ottis-toolehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottis_Toolehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Lee_Lucashttps://www.ranker.com/list/henry-lee-lucas-ottis-toole/stefanie-hammondhttps://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/so-sue-me/202009/the-psychology-false-confessionsNetflix docuseries “The Confession Killer”

Guys, we're playing the hits today: Incest, drug abuse, hallucinations, breaking and entering, public misbehavior, castle doctrine, giant inescapable blobs of algae, and all the rest. Get in on it!We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman?Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitivebandSOURCES:https://www.wfla.com/news/politics/florida-bill-would-give-37m-in-educational-funding-to-lottery-retailers/amp/https://www.insurancejournal.com/news/southeast/2022/03/25/659808.htmlhttps://www.fox6now.com/news/sheriff-florida-mother-shot-burglar-who-entered-home-because-dinosaurs-were-chasing-himhttps://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending-now/florida-man-accused-of-attacking-mom-when-she-wouldnt-dress-his-mannequin/935524590/https://winknews.com/2018/05/22/florida-man-climbs-on-playground-equipment-to-tell-children-where-babies-come-from/https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/deltona-man-tackles-deputy-kisses-underage-girl-and-tries-to-strangle-parents-slapped-with-8-felonieshttps://www.cnn.com/travel/article/sargassum-seaweed-blob-explained-florida-scn/?dicbo=v2-8lhPJ4B&iid=ob_lockedrail_longstory_poolhttps://www.nbc12.com/2021/03/26/florida-mom-with-boxing-glove-superglued-hand-fights-girl-daughters-school-police-say/https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/03/26/naked-couple-found-wrestling-in-car-outside-florida-mall-during-fight-about-pee-napkin-police-say/

Imagine this: you work at a McDonald's. Your manager calls you into the office. She is on the phone with a police officer, who is ordering her to,.. strip you completely nude. Sound like grounds for quitting? Wait until you find out how many times this happened, and who exactly was behind it. We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitivebandSOURCES:https://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/investigations/2022/05/05/strip-search-hoax-kentucky-mcdonalds-fake-officer-scam/9598367002/https://www.mamamia.com.au/netflix-dont-pick-up-the-phone/https://www.moviemaker.com/dont-pick-up-the-phone-was-already-an-excellent-movie-called-compliance/https://www.bustle.com/entertainment/where-is-david-richard-stewart-now-suspected-hoax-callerhttps://simplypsychology.org/milgram.html

Hello babes, on today's episode, your hosts engage in dirty sex talk and general filth. Gross. Topics include: Os, Js, JOs, Cs, BJs, and As. Pretty cool stuff. Also discussed: Sugar Daddy Appreciation Day, nailed-on cartoon tits, job site porta-potty deaths, sex manuals in elementary school libraries, and much more. We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitivebandSOURCES:https://www.wfla.com/video/florida-woman-calls-for-sugar-daddy-mommy-appreciation-day-at-board-meeting/8461943/https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-woman-calls-for-sugar-daddy-appreciation-day-at-board-meeting/https://www.clickorlando.com/news/investigators/2023/03/09/desantis-seeks-98-million-to-fund-floridas-own-military/https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/03/07/florida-man-killed-when-bulldozer-crushes-port-a-potty-deputies-say/https://www.fox7austin.com/news/florida-man-sentenced-to-20-years-after-bringing-condoms-pink-dress-to-child-sex-stinghttps://kutv.com/news/nation-world/police-florida-man-jailed-after-trying-to-barbecue-all-the-child-molestershttps://nypost.com/2023/03/06/florida-man-scott-hollingsworth-attacked-by-alligator-lurking-outside-his-front-door/

Hello babies. Today we're talking Tactical Guys, Shootin Guns, Sewer Gators, Rascal Scooters, Geezers committing vehicular manslaughter, keeping big cats in your public housing, and much much more. Let's boogie~~We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitivebandSOURCES:https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida-woman-hops-on-elderly-drivers-lap-tries-to-steal-car/https://nypost.com/2022/02/24/elderly-florida-woman-drives-into-diners-killing-one-injuring-six/https://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/12/12/purple-street-lights-are-popping-up-across-south-florida-but-why/https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/20/nyregion/alligator-prospect-park-brooklyn.htmlhttps://floridamanbirthday.org/february-22https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/02/23/florida-man-accused-of-stealing-crossbow-by-stuffing-it-down-his-pants/

Today's discussion includes: pig titties, doorbell lickers, the sucker v. f*cker dynamic, UFO wars, police sex, and alligator fetishists. Does that sound like your cup of tea? We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitivebandSOURCES:https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida-man-caught-on-camera-licking-doorbell/https://insidethemagic.net/2023/01/disney-world-deputy-sex-scandal-resign-ld1/https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/7-florida-beaches-make-top-10-deadliest-beaches-listhttps://notallowedto.com/zoo-employee-killed-by-an-alligator/

Did you know that in the 1990s, the Walt Disney Corporation built a suburban town in Florida? Celebration, FL, was an experiment in New Urbanism constructed (in the Disney style) to recall an idyllic American past that never existed to begin with. The schools, municipal buildings, restaurants, storefronts, homes, landscaping, churches and everything else were all tightly controlled by Disney. Wanna guess how that turned out?We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitivebandSOURCES: https://www.news.com.au/travel/destinations/north-america/the-creepy-history-of-disneys-perfect-town/news-story/8b9a034e93ddb074b5fbdbb286f83806https://yourmileagemayvary.net/2022/02/19/celebration-florida-the-not-so-perfect-town-that-disney-built/https://insidethemagic.net/2020/12/golden-oak-disney-world-kc1mmb/https://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/dec/13/celebration-death-of-a-dreamhttps://www.thedailybeast.com/celebration-florida-how-disneys-community-of-tomorrow-became-a-total-nightmarehttps://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/90dc4c6c715e0ecd94586f3a9d6cc9e1

Welcome babes, today we talk about warm nourishing mush, Jair Bolsonaro shuffling around an Orlando Publix, Red Tide, Evil Pests, the urban Crime Wave, Salt Life murder, and so much more!We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitivebandSOURCES:https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2023/01/jair-bolsonaro-florida-publix-kfc-memes.htmlhttps://www.wjbf.com/news/4-foot-emotional-support-snake-found-in-luggage-at-tampa-international-airport/https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/crime/legal-team-for-salt-life-co-founder-charged-in-connection-to-murder-claims-search-of-hotel-room-was-illegal/77-2d7b8001-a8fc-485c-9dfb-182ece96cc19https://twitter.com/jonathanlkrohn/status/1611012514380144640

Six little words that ignited a cultural explosion:"Cash me outside, how bout dat?"In today's episode we explore the infamous, groan-inducing rise to fame of mush-mouthed West Palm native and overall ratchet teenage ho, Danielle Bregoli, now known internationally by her stage name, Bhad Bhabie. Love her or hate her, she is a cultural dynamo and today on FLP we discuss her evolution from auto thievery and violent outbursts at age 13 to her becoming the youngest female artist to ever debut on the Billboard Hot 100. Oh, and she's on OnlyFans. For shame.We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitivebandSOURCES:https://www.nme.com/blogs/nme-blogs/bhad-bhabie-biography-who-2377427https://www.newsweek.com/rapper-bhad-bhabie-accused-blackfishing-what-happened-her-face-1759541https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhad_Bhabiehttps://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/bhad-bhabie-onlyfans-receipts-1235063361/https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/danielle-bregoli-then-vs-now-bhad-bhabie-transformation-photos/

Hello my bitches, merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, festive Kwanzaa, joyous solstice, or whatever dumb shit it is you do. In this episode we discuss the deep existential dread and disappointment one can experience in Orlando, the local Christmas customs of the residents of Pinellas County, and an actual grandmother being run over, not by a reindeer, but by a parade float.We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

Greetings babes, today we're talking about some of the darkest, most depressing material we've ever covered. Because of the nation's opioid epidemic, rehabs and addiction centers around the country are overcrowded and hard to get into. Florida's solution? Create a new type of rehab called a Sober Home, and allow absolutely anyone to open and run one. And in some cases, supply their residents with the very drugs that ruined their lives. We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitivebandSOURCES:https://www.fbi.gov/news/stories/florida-sober-home-owner-sentencedhttps://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/courts/2022/06/30/marthe-hippolyte-sentenced-role-kenny-chatman-sober-home-south-florida-addiction-treatment-centers/7770363001/https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/megyn-kelly/florida-s-billion-dollar-drug-treatment-industry-plagued-overdoses-fraud-n773376https://www.frankrubino.com/blog/2021/01/what-is-patient-brokering-and-why-is-it-illegal/https://drugfree.org/parent-blog/my-son-is-a-victim-of-a-broken-addiction-treatment-system/American Greed Season 2 Ep 10

Babes It's the FIRST ANNIVERSARY of the FWP!! On this auspicious occasion we have some extremely exciting news to share. Too exciting to include in the description. You just have to listen. Topics include: Horsey Cops, Sexy sephardim, Dog Sex, Mormon birth rates, and WAY more. Let's get it!We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

Fellas, ladies, whatever you do this Thanksgiving, please do not shoot your family members. It's our first holiday episode, and it seems as if Florida has a certain murderous tradition. And guess what? The true Thanksgiving is Floridian. We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

In 2017, 22 year old Randy Herman Jr. stabbed his best friend Brook Preston to death in West Palm Beach, Florida. The twist? Randy may have been completely unconscious during the act. In this episode we try and determine whether Randy's act was the cause of malicious intent or a terrible case of Parasomnia. We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

We're back with a minisode for you boys and girls! Topics include: junk foods stereotypes, Colonel Sander's sexy forearms, Aaron Carter's Neverland experience, and more! We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitivebandSOURCES:https://www.audacy.com/kluv/latest/florida-woman-busted-for-self-care-near-popeyes-dumpsterhttps://nypost.com/2022/11/10/aaron-carter-recalls-michael-jackson-underwear-encounter-in-new-book/https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-2nd-in-nation-for-most-ufo-sightings/https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-man-caught-humping-dog-attacked-owner-when-confronted-officials-say/https://www.kktv.com/2020/11/09/florida-man-becomes-first-person-with-down-syndrome-to-finish-ironman-triathlon/

Since 1975, the Church of Scientology has been purchasing land and property in the South Florida town of Clearwater with intentions of taking over the entire municipality and establishing a theocratic community. As of 2022 the sinister religious organization owns 185 properties and shows no signs of slowing down. In this episode we discuss how they took over, their shady aims, what they actually do all day, and why it's so disturbing that they've been able to get away with it for this long. They have slaves that are serving out a billion-year contract, we'll talk about that, and oh, they also claim to have an INFINITE PIT in their converted Clearwater hotel. Yes, an infinite pit. And that's not all. Listen on, friends, enjoy the madness. We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitivebandSOURCES:youtube.com/watch?v=8P21t1vJIB8https://radaronline.com/photos/scientology-residents-fear-creepy-ghost-town-where-tom-cruise-lives-fake-store-fronts/https://www.fsunews.com/story/life/2017/03/19/history-scientology-clearwater-florida/99381438/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freewindshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._Ron_Hubbardhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_Building https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dianeticshttps://www.npr.org/2019/10/27/773817390/scientologys-presence-in-clearwater-flahttps://projects.tampabay.com/projects/2019/investigations/scientology-clearwater-real-estate/

Greetings babies, we are back from our 3-week hiatus (where we got married and went on a damn honeymoon) and holy shit did a lot of stuff happen to Florida while we were gone! Hurricane Ian ripped the state a new asshole, Tom Brady and Giselle Bundchen called it quits and DeSantis air-mailed a bunch of Mexican immigrants to Martha's Vineyard. We discuss! You listen! That's the arrangement!We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT!! Listeners, the hosts of the Florida Woman Podcast are getting married to each other in four days!! That's right. This weekend! Then they're going on Honeymoon for two weeks, which means that even though we love you all, it will be a minute (read: a couple weeks) until we will be ready to release our next episode.In the meantime, however, enjoy this Minisode in which Kelsey Ann questions the reality of varying self-diagnosed diseases, a man is dismembered by an alligator, a ballerina turns to murder and a Florida appears to forget that his dead family members are in the guest bedroom.We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband

In our 69th episode, we discuss the alleged abuse, harassment and exploitation of child actors at everyone's favorite cartoon television studio. Did you know Amanda Bynes has a face tattoo now? Not a great sign.We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband