Florida Woman

CW: Animal abuse -- if you wanna skip, it's timestamp 14:23-19:44.Hey cappadonnas and cappadonnettes.We start off the minisode with some EXQUISITE news about future podcast endeavors, then get into the nitty gritty with the florida woman/florida man domestic dispute.Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/FloridaWomanpodYou can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their album Bedroom Drama. Instagram at @sosensitiveband.

Bonsoir mons bebes, please manger on this SNEAK PEEK at our exclusive Patreon-only episode, where we complete the saga of Lou Pearlman, the Vito Corleone of late 90's and early 00's boy bands. Enjoy and please bear with my, uh, French persuasion, after all I'm on the road and Kelsey Ann's not here to stop me from, shall we say, saying dumb shit and acting like a complete fucking moron. À votre santé.Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/FloridaWomanpodYou can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their album Bedroom Drama. Instagram at @sosensitiveband.

Lou Pearlman, the genius, the criminal, the boy band impresario behind the 90s' and 00's hottest talents, was an embezzler, a thief, a charismatic father figure, and a consummate Florida man. Join us as we examine his oeuvre, inspect his milieu, and condemn his gourmandise. Bon Chance.Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/FloridaWomanpodYou can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their album Bedroom Drama. Instagram at @sosensitiveband.

Greetings babies, get ready for another minisode coming straight atcha. We talk about our various maladies, experiences with opioids and Deadliest Catch, and get right into the FLW/FLM showdown. We didn't say it on the ep but Florida woman wins this time. Fifty points to Slytherin!SOURCES:https://nbc-2.com/nbc-2-wbbh/2019/02/06/florida-man-tried-to-run-over-son-because-he-didnt-want-to-take-a-bath/https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/woman-claiming-be-harry-potter-accused-hit-run-death-federal-n1263786https://listverse.com/2019/02/23/10-exotic-pets-that-escaped-and-multiplied-in-the-florida-wilderness/https://www.pharmacytimes.com/view/coppertone-owes-its-success-to-a-pharmacistHelp the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/FloridaWomanpodYou can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their album Bedroom Drama. Instagram at @sosensitiveband.

In the third installment of our dubious exploration into the House of Mouse, we welcome on our very first interview guest-- our neighbor, Antonio Harris! A former Disney World employee and ex-Orlando resident, Antonio helps Kelsey Ann and Nate explore what it's like to peer beneath the fantasy and dish on the goings-on behind the scenes.Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/FloridaWomanpodYou can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their album Bedroom Drama. Instagram at @sosensitiveband.

Babes seriously. What should we name our kids? I'm serious. Please send in names. Contact us.MINISODE #3 is fresh squeezed for your pleasure. Mommy and daddy are off the bottle, embarking on our health journey, feeling right and tight. We kvetch a bit, but it does feel right and tight. We break down our FL Woman and FL man of the week, discuss the simple folk and their vacation plans, as well as OJ Simpson's vendetta against endangered species. It's good honest content for good honest folks.PS I was joking about coffee Hal's being the best seltzer. The best seltzer is pamplemousse and everyone knows that.Donate to Save the Manatee today! https://www.savethemanatee.org/Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/FloridaWomanpodYou can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their album Bedroom Drama. Instagram at @sosensitiveband.SOURCES:https://www.wbrz.com/news/woman-said-she-attacked-sister-with-epipen-because-she-s-allergic-to-drunks-https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida-man-with-florida-tattoo-on-forehead-arrested-for-calling-911-to-ask-for-ride-home/^seriously check out the mug shot on this one and tell me he doesn't have murderous eyeshttps://www.wtsp.com/article/life/animals/fwc-florida-manatee-population-decline/67-d2882ee6-8741-4afa-91f2-56639694913ahttps://www.npr.org/2021/06/21/1006332218/as-seagrass-habitats-decline-florida-manatees-are-dying-of-starvation

Bee-Bee-L's babies. Brazilian Butt Lifts. You know, the surgery where they scrape fat off of your midsection and inject it into your cheeks so you can stack up insta followers? Just GUESS what city performs the most BBL's in the country. (Don't guess, it's in the title). We get into why Miami's the capital, what's motivated the incredibly upswing in BBL popularity, and why it's by far the most dangerous plastic surgery procedure available.Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/FloridaWomanpodYou can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their album Bedroom Drama. Instagram at @sosensitiveband.Source materials for this episode are:https://www.chriscraftplasticsurgery.com/why-people-travel-to-miami-for-plastic-surgery/https://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/cosmetic-surgery-vacation-article-1.2884017https://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/woman-death-butt-lift-miami-cautionary-story-article-1.2883966https://www.vox.com/the-goods/22598377/bbl-brazilian-butt-lift-miami-cost-tiktokhttps://www.cosmeticsurgerysolicitors.co.uk/all-resources/which-cosmetic-procedures-carry-highest-risk#:~:text=Brazilian%20bum%20lifts,a%20result%20of%20the%20surgeryhttps://www.yahoo.com/news/why-many-women-travel-miami-223103645.html.https://www.naplesnews.com/in-depth/news/special-reports/2019/01/30/miami-doctors-plastic-surgery-empire-becomes-floridas-deadliest-clinics/2462068002/https://observers.france24.com/en/americas/20211105-brazilian-butt-lift-tiktok-surgery-trend

We are gettin down and dirty babies. Topics include- our cat's butthole, Lethal Weapon 3, the mating dance of the Floridian, and the masculine urge to throw cinderblocks off of highway overpasses.Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/FloridaWomanpodYou can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their album Bedroom Drama. Instagram at @sosensitiveband.Source materials for this episode are:https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104714/https://afewtastefulsnaps.wordpress.com/2011/03/14/award-winning-journalism-job-post/https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/miami-dade/fl-ne-miami-black-market-songbirds-natgeo-20190725-23jfffistrfodp2zw6q6zsm2ju-story.htmlFlorida Woman: https://fox8.com/news/florida-woman-arrested-after-dancing-naked-in-waffle-house-parking-lot-licking-employee/Florida Man: https://floridamanbirthday.org/january-25

One minute you're sat peacefully in your La-Z-Boy, in your boxers and slippers, rolling up a joint and watching Sportscenter on mute, the next minute you, your chair and your joint are all plummeting 75 feet straight down into the depths of a yawning chasm, never to be seen again. Such is life in the Sunshine State!In this episode we explore the terrifying phenomenon of Florida sinkholes, what they are, what causes them, why they are in fact happening more and more often, and most importantly, what you can do to recognize them. Hell awaits!Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/FloridaWomanpodYou can follow us on Instagram at: @FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their album Bedroom Drama. Instagram at @sosensitiveband.SOURCES:https://floridadep.gov/fgs/sinkholes/content/sinkhole-faqhttps://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/science-behind-floridas-sinkhole-epidemic-180969158/https://www.usgs.gov/special-topics/water-science-school/science/sinkholeshttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/aug/14/florida-most-famous-sinkholehttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/aug/14/sinkhole-alley-florida-fact-of-lifehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinkholehttps://www.heliconusa.com/florida-sinkhole-map/Weird Florida by Charlie Carlson

Hey Honey Buns, we're trying out a brand-new formula for postin' our 'tent. Welcome to the miniverse.Florida Man:https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2022/01/19/tampa-woman-pleads-guilty-in-dark-web-bitcoin-murder-for-hire-case/Florida Woman:https://abc7news.com/florida-man-spiderman-robs-store-casselberry-seminole-county-sheriffs-office/5194105/Facts:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conch_Republichttps://news.yale.edu/2021/11/22/rare-mosquito-borne-viruses-found-be-widespread-florida-everglades

What happens when a gold-digger with a room temperature IQ absolutely cannot stop gaslighting? Today we're sticking our noses in the case of a true Florida Woman ---Dalia Mohammed Dippolito-- and the plot to murder her husband Michael. It's got twists, it's got turns, it's got fraud, drugs, money and more, and it's all going down in the Sunshine state baby. Hop on the airboat and let's get weirdHelp the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/FloridaWomanpodYou can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.Pod Email us at [email protected] Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their album Bedroom Drama. Instagram at @sosensitiveband.Source materials for this episode are:https://thecinemaholic.com/dalia-dippolito/https://www.browardpalmbeach.com/news/dalia-dippolito-may-have-tried-to-kill-him-but-michael-dippolito-is-no-saint-6343534YouTube.com/watch?v=dZ26Is0prpwyoutube.com/watch?v=5rGI-GDAanl https://www.browardpalmbeach.com/news/michael-dippolitos-fraud-scheme-take-investors-money-buy-phone-sex-6445197https://allthatsinteresting.com/dalia-dippolitohttps://cbs12.com/news/local/former-lover-of-dalia-dippolito-who-plotted-to-kill-husband-found-dead

Today we are getting freaky. Really goddamn freaky. We're turning our spotlight towards Gibsonton, FL, a humble town which rose to prominence as the winter home of the talented and clannish sideshow performers of Barnum and Bailey's circus. We explore what exactly the term "freak" entails, take a look at the murky origins of the freak show, gawk at the wretched, scarred vacancy where PT Barnum's soul ought to have been, and ponder Gibsonton's beginnings as a safe haven and place of community for the otherwise weird and outcast.Oh, also, by listening to this podcast you now automatically have the Omicron variant of COVID-19. You're welcome.Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/FloridaWomanpodYou can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their album Bedroom Drama. Instagram at @sosensitiveband.MYAKKA ELEPHANT RANCH: a nonprofit conservation center for rescued circus elephantshttps://www.myakkaelephantranch.org/Source materials for this episode are:https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/feb/26/welcome-to-gibtown-the-last-freakshow-town-in-americahttps://people.howstuffworks.com/gibtown-where-circus-folk-went-to-retire.htmhttp://www.weirdus.com/states/florida/fabled_people_and_places/gibsonton/index.phphttps://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/florida-man-terrorizes-town-forcing-federal-government-step-180972757/American Sideshow: An encyclopedia of History’s Most Wondrous and Curiously Strange Performers by Marc HartzmanAmazing self portrait by Matthias Buchinger, the “Little Man from Nuremberg". The first “famous freak”.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthias_BuchingerFLORIDA WOMAN: https://www.iheart.com/content/2018-12-28-florida-woman-who-claimed-to-be-god-robs-mail-truck-flees-on-tricycle/FLORIDA MAN: https://miami.cbslocal.com/2021/12/10/florida-man-andre-abrams-accused-of-using-flamethrower-to-settle-dispute/

What would you do if your gynecologist asked you for a ride home after your appointment?This is the strange, alternatively-medicinal tale of teenager Malachi Love-Robinson's ultimate con.Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/FloridaWomanYou can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their album Bedroom Drama. Instagram at @sosensitiveband.CORRECTION: When Kelsey Ann says we ate at “Tommy Bahama” in Orlando, she means “Bahama Breeze”. Tommy Bahama is a clothing store for whimsical, bloated retired Florida men. Bahama Breeze is an “island grill” chain that offers Caribbean-inspired seafood, chicken, steaks, and tropical drinks. Also Nate says "Richard Abignale" before he finally figures it outSource materials for this episode are:https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/palm-beach/fl-west-palm-fake-doctor-20160216-story.htmlhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3450335/Doogie-Yowza-Florida-teenager-pretended-doctor-arrested-giving-medical-exam-undercover-cop.htmlhttps://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2021/01/01/fake-teen-doctor-known-as-dr-love-arrested-again-on-fraud-charges-in-florida/?clearUserState=truehttps://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2016/02/17/cops-fake-teen-doctor-opened-own-office-newser/80506962/https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/02/17/not-quite-doogie-howser-florida-18-year-old-charged-with-masquerading-as-a-doctor/FLORIDA WOMAN: https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-trash-can-social-security-sheriffFLORIDA MAN: https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2016/12/15/florida-man-robs-gas-station-while-wearing-drawn-on-goatee

Walt and Joe McCarthy, sittin' in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-GOn today's episode your humble hosts take a long reproachful gander at the man behind the Disney parks, his ALLEGED antisemitism, his desperate, craven need for good boy points, his hot, strong, loving ties to the FBI and CIA, and his penchant for snitchin' to the House Un-American Activities Committee. Have you guys ever seen Triumph of the Will? Uncle Walt did...You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/FloridaWomanFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their album Bedroom Drama. Instagram at @sosensitiveband.Source materials for this episode are:https://www.history.com/topics/cold-war/red-scareDisney and the cold war by Brooke Tuchmanhttps://confluence.gallatin.nyu.edu/sections/research/disney-and-the-cold-warhttps://www.buzz.ie/news/world-news/10-creepy-facts-disneyland-never-23878464https://www.factinate.com/things/facts-disney/https://pureimagineering.tumblr.com/post/162539414631/remember-the-time-walt-disney-blacklisted-anhttp://jfk.hood.edu/Collection/Weisberg%20Subject%20Index%20Files/F%20Disk/FBI/FBI%20Press%20Use%20Of/Item%2009.pdfhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2309291/How-CIA-helped-Disney-conquer-Florida-buy-super-cheap-land.htmlFLORIDA WOMAN: https://www.wfla.com/news/local-news/citrus-county/nude-florida-woman-enters-house-batters-homeowners-police-upon-arrest/FLORIDA MAN: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-man-charged-with-attempted-murder-after-failed-marriage-proposal/

He is Vengeance. He is the Night. He is crouching in the palmettos outside his ex wife’s house smoking meth and furiously jerking it at 3PM on a WednesdayToday we explore the provenance and meaning of the original Florida Man meme, his shady internet origins, his rise to prominence, and how the phenomenon goes beyond simply poking fun at crazy people. Not everyone can be a Florida man, baby, but a Florida Man can come from anywhereSources: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/florida-manhttps://lithub.com/how-the-internet-turned-florida-man-into-a-figure-of-indulgence-decadence-and-bad-decision-making/https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/magazine/wp/2019/07/15/feature/is-it-okay-to-laugh-at-florida-man-2/https://www.fark.com/topic/florida/?hrs=168&sticky_host_f=1SUCH A COOL GRAPH:https://www.injuryclaimcoach.com/analysis-of-the-florida-man.htmlFLORIDA WOMAN: https://www.waaytv.com/content/news/568280152.htmlFLORIDA MAN: https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/local/florida-man-offered-to-pay-officer-with-hamburger-for-oral-sex-police-say/77-622259044

Today we answer the question: has anyone ever d**** at D*****?Many people allege that no-one has ever d**** at D******. But is that just a technicality? Join us as we list everyone who d**** at D***** and whether or not it really counts. Surely someone has to have d**** at D******. Allegedly.We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected] the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/FloridaWomanFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.The source materials for this episode are:https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/declared-deaths/https://www.newsweek.com/former-disney-world-employee-reveals-death-resort-protocol-rumors-1601958https://www.orlandosentinel.com/business/tourism/os-bz-disney-alligator-attack-organ-donation-20210316-z7nyzpbwvjd3jbw2ffnw3zm3ca-story.htmlhttps://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna13630445https://www.cnn.com/2016/06/15/us/alligator-attacks-child-disney-florida/index.htmlhttps://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna13630445https://www.grunge.com/451724/heres-how-many-people-have-died-at-disney-world/?utm_campaign=clipTHE LANE THOMAS FOUNDATIONhttps://www.lanethomas.org/FLORIDA WOMAN: https://ktla.com/news/nationworld/florida-woman-pulls-knife-on-man-threatens-to-gut-him-after-he-complained-of-her-farting-loudly-officials/FLORIDA MAN:https://www.wate.com/news/national-world/surgeon-removes-healthy-kidney-he-thought-was-a-tumor/1603724430/

He lurks in the underbrush. He’s staring through the palmetto fronds… you can’t see him, but you’ve already smelled him. And you’re retching. Loudly.In this episode we take a look at the history and taxonomy Florida’s favorite cryptic ape man, the fabled SKUNK APE. Join us as we dazzle at shaky blurry YouTube videos and discuss the Jane Goodall of the Everglades. You are now in the ape zone.We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodHelp the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/FloridaWomanpodEmail us IF YOU’VE SEEN THE MYAKKA SKUNK APE! Or send us your “Florida Connections” at [email protected] - we look forward to hearing from you! We love all things Sunshine State, the weirder the better!Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.The source materials for this episode are:https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/trail-floridas-bigfoot-skunk-ape-180949981/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skunk_apehttps://www.skunkape.info/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cXKwZbDs3U&t=134shttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skunkape#/media/File:Myakkaape_photograph.jpgFLORIDA WOMAN: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/weird-news/florida-woman-horseback-charged-dui-n817231FLORIDA MAN: https://www.naplesnews.com/story/news/crime/2016/11/03/police-naked-man-drove-wires-attached-penis/93228564/

Ep 1: THE FLORIDA HYPOTHESIS In this episode Nathan and KA tackle the show’s central question: What in the hell is going on with Florida?!?! and they wrestle her to the ground. You’ll learn the 7 contributing factors to the chaotic alchemy that is the state of Florida and how and why she has become the starlet of the strange news media and the butt of jokes. You may also find: Ironic millennial communism, hot oily sexy rollerbladers, sink hole facts, tornado facts, and herpes simplex 1.We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at: @FloridaWoman.PodEmail us your “Florida Connections” at [email protected] - we look forward to hearing from you! We love all things Sunshine State, the weirder the better!Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/FloridaWomanPodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.The source materials for this episode are: www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archiv…florida/612259/ www.salon.com/2013/07/26/5_reaso…tate_ever_partner/ “Oh, Florida! How America’s Weirdest State Influences the rest of the country” by Craig Pittman myfloridalegal.com/pages.nsf/Main/…525791B006A54E4 www.nytimes.com/2016/07/24/books/…raig-pittman.html wtfflorida.com/about/ www.more.com/travel/wtflorida-f…da-weirdest-state/ www.cnn.com/2019/03/22/us/flori…nge-trnd/index.html