Jurassic Surprise

Guys, we're playing the hits today: Incest, drug abuse, hallucinations, breaking and entering, public misbehavior, castle doctrine, giant inescapable blobs of algae, and all the rest. Get in on it!We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman?Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at [email protected]Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitivebandSOURCES:https://www.wfla.com/news/politics/florida-bill-would-give-37m-in-educational-funding-to-lottery-retailers/amp/https://www.insurancejournal.com/news/southeast/2022/03/25/659808.htmlhttps://www.fox6now.com/news/sheriff-florida-mother-shot-burglar-who-entered-home-because-dinosaurs-were-chasing-himhttps://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending-now/florida-man-accused-of-attacking-mom-when-she-wouldnt-dress-his-mannequin/935524590/https://winknews.com/2018/05/22/florida-man-climbs-on-playground-equipment-to-tell-children-where-babies-come-from/https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/deltona-man-tackles-deputy-kisses-underage-girl-and-tries-to-strangle-parents-slapped-with-8-felonieshttps://www.cnn.com/travel/article/sargassum-seaweed-blob-explained-florida-scn/?dicbo=v2-8lhPJ4B&iid=ob_lockedrail_longstory_poolhttps://www.nbc12.com/2021/03/26/florida-mom-with-boxing-glove-superglued-hand-fights-girl-daughters-school-police-say/https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/03/26/naked-couple-found-wrestling-in-car-outside-florida-mall-during-fight-about-pee-napkin-police-say/