Episode One

Branson, Andrew, and Charles answer listener questions about the lore and metaphysics of the Pixar's Sodas universe. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/90205575

Caden 2 Milli (Branson), Mr. Drama Orange (Andrew), and Diet Paper Chaser Vanilla (Charles) rent out an entire theater to watch Pixar's Sodas, but things get confusing when FaZe Polanski turns into a Mountain Dew. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

When Pepsi is purchased at a Naperville Circle K, Coke and his friends go on the adventure of a lifetime to track her down. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Hasan Piker, Felix Biederman, Raina Douris, and Zola Jesus Featuring Will Menaker, Matt Christman, Nate Ruess, Alex Press, Cameron Fetter, Caleb Pitts, Patrick Doran, Julian Feeld, Alex Nichols, Branson Reese, Dan Boeckner, Titas Antanas Vilkaitis, Michael Hudson, Sweet Palma, John Semley, Alana Branson, Tom, Hesse, Derek, Wererat (Joel, TJ, and Elliott), and a text-to-speech thing Written by Alex Branson, Charles Austin, Andrew Hudson, and Felix Biederman Song by Charles Austin, Nate Ruess, and Raina Douris Artwork by Branson Reese Edited by Charles Austin

Anthropologists Schumer Stacks (@charlesraustin) and Fedder Bolis (@intellegint) conduct research on a new Tarzan (@necrobranson) discovered in the Three Pumpkins Rainforest. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Andrew and Branson interview with Charles in hopes of getting hired back on E1. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/89122793

Car designers Garamond Load (@necrobranson), Aldo Vera (@intellegint), and Carl Cerveza (@charlesraustin) discuss some of their more innovative vehicle designs. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88919883

Paranormal investigator Cassius Muldoon (@intellegint) hangs out at the Rusty Spoon Diner interviewing subjects with eerie stories (@necrobranson @charlesraustin). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88763353

Hosts Denny Scrimshaw (@intellegint) and Region Alexander (@charlesraustin) judge contestants (@necrobranson @cookiesandart @ElliottZegas) from across America to find out who's got the juice and who's got to vamoose. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Jack Nicholson (@necrobranson) and Jack Nicholson (@intellegint) tell Hollywood stories. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Local radio personalities Bradford Hockendock (@intellegint) and Dunstin Checksin (@necrobranson) host the Terre Haute 1000 at the Dinty Moore Racetrack on a hot summer day. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88045270

In the near future (less than 1 week from now), three guys and three robots who are exactly as smart as each other set off on an incredible journey of friendship. Guest starring Jesse Farrar, Mike Hale, and Zeke Golvin. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Cowboys Grover Goodfellow (@necrobranson), August Leroy Jubilee (@intellegint), Ozymandias Reed (@charlesraustin), and Ezekiel Tanner (@cookiesandart) discuss their faith, sing cowboy songs, and keep watch for rustlers. Listen to Charles' album: https://tr.ee/Qc8LZOA4he https://solipse.bandcamp.com/album/morning-forms

When Branson, Andrew, and Charles ruin Steven Soderbergh's pair of Bruce Springsteen's jeans, they must concoct another lie. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87346499 Listen to Charles' album: https://tr.ee/Qc8LZOA4he

Gus Tooper (@necrobranson) hosts a college football tailgate with his freshman son Ferris Tooper (@intellegint) and his son's friends Jimmy Squalor (@charlesraustin) and Greg Beerski (@JucheMane). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87136672

St. Peter (@charlesraustin) hangs out at the Pearly Gates, determining who should and shouldn't get into Heaven. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

HR representative Rayleigh Silvers (@ZeroSuitCamus) mediates disputes about the E1 company mixer at Rainforest Cafe, a questionable batch of magic beans, and the revelation that Branson may have stolen the idea for his Hawaiian house party. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/86595569

Aspiring stoner Laguna Birch (@charlesraustin) consults with Hashman (@intellegint) and Tony Grow (@necrobranson) to find his perfect strain. Listen to Charles' new song: https://open.spotify.com/track/0J3mCBoXrZHmlicioyepij E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Scientists Prof. Scoop Dresser (@intellegint), Dr. Dollop Salv (@necrobranson), and Dr. Benjamin Watts-Updog (@charlesraustin) share the latest research in their respective fields. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Some of the most premiere gentlemen within the world—Mr. Swipps (@intellegint), Mr. Dundas (@necrobranson), Mr. Pontchartrain (@charlesraustin), and Mr. Óveður (@neonwario)—partake in a conversation rich with wine, wit, and good cheer. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Will Menaker (@willmenaker) and Taylor (@tupacdurex) join Andrew to discuss the 1998 Joe Dante film Small Soldiers. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/85531510

Terre Haute, Indiana, 1929. Three independently wealthy gentlemen converge at the Cordial Center for Dignified Living when strange occurrences begin to disrupt everyday life… Full series on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/1001-funny-jokes-85432454

CIA agents Scyther (@charlesraustin), Keaton (@intellegint), and Kegger (@necrobranson) discuss notable previous operations and plot a coup on Christmas Island. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Surfers Goby Jones (@intellegint), Jon Condom (@necrobranson), and Rider Vega (@charlesraustin) discuss surf culture and the legendary 100 ft. wave making its way to Breakfast Beach. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Shoutcasters Reclxner (@necrobranson), SynaptiKle (@intellegint), and f.GUMP (@charlesraustin) provide commentary at the annual DooDash Bridge of Bastards Invitational featuring the Chocobos on Crack vs. the MyFood.Gov Mudkips vs. the FaZe Clan's Brazilian team. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/84823132

Wizards Sop the Smartest (@necrobranson), Solabaster the Silver (@intellegint), and Dewey the Wizard King (@charlesraustin) discuss their favorite spells and reagents. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Toymakers Dish Whistle (@intellegint), Eddie Seawave (@charlesraustin), and Doc Sprocket (@necrobranson) discuss their inventions. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Branson takes a quiz to find out if he's good at sucking dick. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/84109420

Spicy pepper breeders Monte Anjou (@necrobranson) and “Spicy” Joe Renegade (@charlesraustin) discuss their peppers, their hot sauces, and the annual spicy pepper convention HotCon. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83906027

The Three Pumpkins Lords a Leaping take on the Terre Haute Gunblades with commentary from Salty Pepper (@necrobranson), Kohl Nordstrom (@charlesraustin), and Rock Goblin (@JucheMane). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83735866

Jedi's Darth Hundo (@charlesraustin), Dape Dode (@intellegint), and Tannin Sperm (@necrobranson) gather at the Star Wars cantina to talk about the life of Jedi's. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Dirty eating guru True Goodwin (@necrobranson) explains his groundbreaking fad diet to morning show hosts Bobo Tabasco (@charlesraustin) and Leto Caprese (@intellegint). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Branson, Andrew, Charles, Joel, Tom, and Nick draft fantasy basketball teams consisting of any players or characters they want. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83047347

T.K. Frisbee (@charlesraustin) hosts a yard sale visited by various neighbors (@necrobranson @intellegint). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

A group of fearless cowboys gathers in a small Texas town to hunt for the fugitive Varnadoe, wanted for a massacre at Hogtown Horse Ranch where he killed up to 50 horses. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/82607425

Landlords Chip Howdy (@necrobranson), Ridley Bins (@intellegint), and Russell Galactica (@charlesraustin) discuss their properties and the struggles of dealing with tenants. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/82514172

Andrew and Branson talk about the D&D movie. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/82349942

Presidential candidate Gilroy Monsanto (@necrobranson) consults with trusted advisors Kentucky Red (@cushbomb), Harvey Cleese (@intellegint), and Noel Articuno (@charlesraustin) about his forthcoming campaign. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Homicide detectives Marvin Mundy (@necrobranson), Lesley Mariner (@intellegint), and Feta Stockwell (@charlesraustin) discuss their investigative techniques and most notable cases. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Genetic engineers Dr. Honus (@necrobranson) and Mr. Neptune (@charlesraustin) introduce new guy New Guy (@intellegint) to the wonders of Opulence's botanical garden before the Festival of the Flowerbaby. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Judges Croak Munch (@necrobranson) and Toby Topp (@charlesraustin) welcome returning contestants Baxton Decker (@len0killer), Catfish (@jakebrodes), and Jason Beandip (@intellegint) to compete for the title of Mr. Ohio. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/81368188

Nostalgia abounds as former GooGo the Goose cast members Otis (@necrobranson), DJ (@intellegint), and Cad (@charlesraustin) reminisce about their time on the legendary children's show. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/81138051

Caden 2 Milli (@necrobranson), Mr. Drama (@intellegint), and Paper Chaser (@charlesraustin) discuss their taxes and the time that Caden 2 Milli died. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/81047253

Archeologists Weevil Sinclair (@intellegint), Missouri Payne (@necrobranson), and Prof. Edgar Llewellyn Porch (@charlesraustin) discuss their latest archeological dig in Mauritius. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Life coach Rice Comstock (@intellegint) tries to help Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) improve his life and reach his potential. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Andrew, Branson, and Charles go to Hollywood and get involved in a plot to dump their uncle's ashes on the Dalai Lama. (ft. @egolvin and @exMalwa). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Annapurna Creative Director Johnny Dunn (@USSRdad) and friend of E1 Mike F. (@DeputyWarlock) join Andrew to discuss the 2013 James Ward Byrkit film Coherence. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/80021643

From now on we're doing D&D (or Call of Cthulhu) twice a month at a $10 tier. Full first episode of the new campaign is here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/dungeons-deagles-79971743

Friends and family of the '72 Dolphins O-Line—Erlando Bloon (@BozoMode), Slevin Garnett (@Senn_Spud), Melvin Macaroni (@necrobranson), and Eddie Anasarca (@intellegint)—eulogize their teammates in a service led by Saint Hickory Davis Delight (@charlesraustin). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Andrew, Branson, and Charles share some episodes that never left the drafts folder. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/79462841

Newly hired HR representative Rayleigh Silvers (@ZeroSuitCamus) explains HR protocol and mediates workplace grievances between Andrew, Branson, and Charles. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast