Episode One

A discussion of the prestige TV show Secret’s Service featuring three super fans: Carl Yummy (Branson), Walton Sears (Andrew), and Filbert Fletcher (Charles). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

The BRAN 5000 (Branson) and Dr. Cloak Barrows (Andrew) try to help Randy Momo (Charles) overcome his state of extended adolescence. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/98780247

"1001 Funny Jokes" Call of Cthulhu campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/collection/268039

Branson and Andrew discuss being sick. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

This year we draft college frat houses. With Branson, Andrew, Charles, Tom, Joel, and Nick. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/98349005

Greek philosophers Anaenis (Branson), Philosophes (Andrew), and Platonicus (Charles) debate the thorniest philosophical questions of the time. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/98101063

Film critics John Fisher Millions (Branson), Clive Devine (Andrew), and Reese Soulstone (Charles) share their predictions for Oscar season. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Mercenaries Smokemore (Branson), Quickseed (Andrew), and Molvux (Charles) undertake a quest to deliver The King's Flute to King Vahgo. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Jérome Durepois (Andrew) and Joseph Rogan No Relation (Branson) discuss their sadness. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-55-sadcast-96984930

Stamp Grosby was the first player/coach/owner/GM in basketball. How did this former powder magnate end up being the shortest-term owner in NBA history? Slut Phillips (Branson), Kevin Hatleaf (Andrew), and Slim Dragoon (Joel) explain. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Branson, Andrew, and Charles dish about taxes, invent a nephew for Uncle Sam, and encourage all listeners to put down their bombs and embrace peace. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/96550496

E1 and Podcast About List go on vacation at their timeshare in Nashua, NH but arrive to a discomforting surprise… E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Bartenders Muck Leghorn (Alex Branson) and Clint Kentucky Royale (Nick Branson @Destroyomax9000) serve customers at The Crevice. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/95866521

Smith Michael Jenson (Andrew), Michael Jenson Smith (Branson), and Jenson Smith Michael (Charles) flex about their incredible lives and lifestyles. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Charles takes it upon himself to record a Christmas special this year, despite his tepid interest in the holiday. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Charon (Branson) guides his passengers Spider Lindell (Andrew) and Jawja Nawlins (Charles) down Ichor Creek in Silver Spoons, GA to complete missions for their elite clients. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Wade Tacoma (Andrew) discusses his divorce proceedings with his brother Lizard “Lizzie” Tacoma (Branson) and his lawyer Ken Koala (Charles). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/94259866

Fan fiction authors TheRakishRaconteur (Branson), DarkEmergencyX (Andrew), DarkNarutoX (Charles), and Tom D. Anime (Tom) share their latest stories. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/94081195

Long-haul trucker Yardman (Andrew) picks up hitchhikers (Branson, Charles) on his trek across the country. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Local journalist Donnie Trellis (Charles) spends a day with Mayor Stuart Smartey (Branson) as he interacts with the ordinary citizens (Andrew) of Three Pumpkins, CA. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Reid Gimball (Branson) returns to Terre Haute to tell his old friend Curtis Hong (Andrew) about his interdimensional escapades. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/93239891

Silver Spoons, GA radio personalities Buck Summers (Andrew) and Kevin Rylan (Branson) welcome country superstar Bryden Brantly (Charles) to discuss his values, the Damn I Clean Up Good tour, and his new single. "The Smallest Town You Can Have" on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/00SNSeWb6vqSj0HpxbS6C9?si=PE-6m20TTFuJzgNtI1khrg Download on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/smallest-town-92402038

Dunk (Branson) and Keys (Andrew) welcome Greenville sportswriter Chip Dip (Tom) to discuss the 2023–24 NBA season. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/92826024

Hmm. the Alien (@cringe_genius) says goodbye to his human bowling pals Grover Skirts (Branson), Cecil Monte Cristo (Andrew), and Clever Tim (Charles). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

U.S. Senators Reggie Loud (Charles) and Shelly Chimp (Andrew) investigate allegations against podcaster Alex Branson that his unhusbandlike conduct may disqualify him from receiving federal subsidies under the Tom Sandoval Act of 2023. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/92421579

Torturers Bullfrog (Branson), Slime Francis (Andrew), and Pallid Ass (Joel) torture Charles the Worst (Charles) in King Vahgo's Dungeon. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/92167516

Dracula University undergrads Jimmy Treats (Branson), Dunmer (Andrew), Hal O’Ween (Charles), and Frank N. Steinsmonster (Cameron Fetter) tell spooky stories around a campfire. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

After a shooting at Club Pogo derails the release party for Charles the DJ's "DJ Play the Song," Zap News Reporter Kevin Slider (Charles) discusses the tragedy with Walt Tremblay (Branson), the only man who saw the assailant's escape. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/91535004

Pastor Clyde Sunbeam (Charles) answers questions from callers (Andrew, @Lowenaffchen) during his afternoon call-in show. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

AWW CEO Billy Crust (Branson) makes plans for Mr. Rumble's Royale with Brisk Santiago (Andrew), Crispin Ekphrasis (Charles), Big Tom Springsteen (@murderxbryan), and Derry Polumbo (@theCJS). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

King Vahgo (Branson) holds court before his subjects, knights, and advisors (Andrew, Charles). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/302-in-court-of-90412053

Branson, Andrew, and Charles answer listener questions about the lore and metaphysics of the Pixar's Sodas universe. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/90205575

Caden 2 Milli (Branson), Mr. Drama Orange (Andrew), and Diet Paper Chaser Vanilla (Charles) rent out an entire theater to watch Pixar's Sodas, but things get confusing when FaZe Polanski turns into a Mountain Dew. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

When Pepsi is purchased at a Naperville Circle K, Coke and his friends go on the adventure of a lifetime to track her down. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Hasan Piker, Felix Biederman, Raina Douris, and Zola Jesus Featuring Will Menaker, Matt Christman, Nate Ruess, Alex Press, Cameron Fetter, Caleb Pitts, Patrick Doran, Julian Feeld, Alex Nichols, Branson Reese, Dan Boeckner, Titas Antanas Vilkaitis, Michael Hudson, Sweet Palma, John Semley, Alana Branson, Tom, Hesse, Derek, Wererat (Joel, TJ, and Elliott), and a text-to-speech thing Written by Alex Branson, Charles Austin, Andrew Hudson, and Felix Biederman Song by Charles Austin, Nate Ruess, and Raina Douris Artwork by Branson Reese Edited by Charles Austin

Anthropologists Schumer Stacks (@charlesraustin) and Fedder Bolis (@intellegint) conduct research on a new Tarzan (@necrobranson) discovered in the Three Pumpkins Rainforest. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Andrew and Branson interview with Charles in hopes of getting hired back on E1. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/89122793

Car designers Garamond Load (@necrobranson), Aldo Vera (@intellegint), and Carl Cerveza (@charlesraustin) discuss some of their more innovative vehicle designs. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88919883

Paranormal investigator Cassius Muldoon (@intellegint) hangs out at the Rusty Spoon Diner interviewing subjects with eerie stories (@necrobranson @charlesraustin). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88763353

Hosts Denny Scrimshaw (@intellegint) and Region Alexander (@charlesraustin) judge contestants (@necrobranson @cookiesandart @ElliottZegas) from across America to find out who's got the juice and who's got to vamoose. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Jack Nicholson (@necrobranson) and Jack Nicholson (@intellegint) tell Hollywood stories. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Local radio personalities Bradford Hockendock (@intellegint) and Dunstin Checksin (@necrobranson) host the Terre Haute 1000 at the Dinty Moore Racetrack on a hot summer day. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88045270

In the near future (less than 1 week from now), three guys and three robots who are exactly as smart as each other set off on an incredible journey of friendship. Guest starring Jesse Farrar, Mike Hale, and Zeke Golvin. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Cowboys Grover Goodfellow (@necrobranson), August Leroy Jubilee (@intellegint), Ozymandias Reed (@charlesraustin), and Ezekiel Tanner (@cookiesandart) discuss their faith, sing cowboy songs, and keep watch for rustlers. Listen to Charles' album: https://tr.ee/Qc8LZOA4he https://solipse.bandcamp.com/album/morning-forms

When Branson, Andrew, and Charles ruin Steven Soderbergh's pair of Bruce Springsteen's jeans, they must concoct another lie. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87346499 Listen to Charles' album: https://tr.ee/Qc8LZOA4he

Gus Tooper (@necrobranson) hosts a college football tailgate with his freshman son Ferris Tooper (@intellegint) and his son's friends Jimmy Squalor (@charlesraustin) and Greg Beerski (@JucheMane). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87136672

St. Peter (@charlesraustin) hangs out at the Pearly Gates, determining who should and shouldn't get into Heaven. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

HR representative Rayleigh Silvers (@ZeroSuitCamus) mediates disputes about the E1 company mixer at Rainforest Cafe, a questionable batch of magic beans, and the revelation that Branson may have stolen the idea for his Hawaiian house party. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/86595569

Aspiring stoner Laguna Birch (@charlesraustin) consults with Hashman (@intellegint) and Tony Grow (@necrobranson) to find his perfect strain. Listen to Charles' new song: https://open.spotify.com/track/0J3mCBoXrZHmlicioyepij E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Scientists Prof. Scoop Dresser (@intellegint), Dr. Dollop Salv (@necrobranson), and Dr. Benjamin Watts-Updog (@charlesraustin) share the latest research in their respective fields. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Some of the most premiere gentlemen within the world—Mr. Swipps (@intellegint), Mr. Dundas (@necrobranson), Mr. Pontchartrain (@charlesraustin), and Mr. Óveður (@neonwario)—partake in a conversation rich with wine, wit, and good cheer. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast