Episode One

Rylan plans to order a dish called "The Temptation of Saint Anthony (Patron of the Butchers)" at a French restaurant. And once, for an elementary school writing assignment, he tried to pass off the lyrics of Sum 41's Fat Lip as his own. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/116701915

The prophet Zumuwusular (Branson) and his cousin Hylumynomer (Andrew) try to convert mud-brick maker Chris (Charles) to their new religion. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Communications director Zorus Merlin (Branson) and data scientist and consultant Sean Seaside (Charles) assign accountability for the Democrats' electoral loss and raise money for the Kamala Harris presidential campaign to pay off its debts. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Mild-mannered man Benjamin Fox (Andrew) fields phone calls from scammers (Branson and Charles). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/115803124

Dunstin Checksin (Branson) and Bradford Hockendock (Andrew) report on the Terre Haute Gunblades winning their first-ever LIV Baseball Championship title. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/115550540

E1 and Chapo Trap House break down the 2024 presidential election with Joe Biden, Josh Shapiro, Gilroy Monsanto, and the Dan Boeckner Christmas Time Players. (Recorded 2024.11.04) Featuring Will Menaker, Felix Biederman, Santa Claus, Chris Wade, and the Dan Boeckner Christmas Time Players (Dan Boeckner, Nick Thorburn, Alex Fischel, and Adam Halferty). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Adventurers Morsel, Davidoff Coolwater, and David Alcohol gather at O'Christmas's Grogville to compete in a yuletide triathlon. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/115221750 Charles - DM Andrew - Morsel Big Branson - Davidoff Coolwater "Little" Branson Reese - David Alcohol

Bump Fresco (Branson), Trophy Belfry (Andrew), and Ethan Elderberry (Charles) spill all the tea in Tinsel Town, including the ongoing saga of Who Shit at the Met Gala. See E1 and Chapo Live in L.A. on Monday: http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54 E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Gilroy Monsanto (Branson) delivers his third State of the Union Address, revealing that he is woke now and outlining his strategy for the 2028 presidential election. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/114875193 Get tickets for E1 x Chapo live in L.A. on Nov. 4: http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54

Antiques expert Honus Blotto (Branson) appraises heirlooms and collectibles from a variety of ordinary people (Andrew, Charles). See us live in L.A. with Chapo Trap House on Nov. 4: http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54 E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast

This time, Branson, Andrew, Charles, Nick, Joel, and Tom draft presidential cabinets, just in time for Politics Season. Speaking of politics, come to our L.A. show with Chapo Trap House on election eve, Nov. 4: http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54 Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-71-4th-annual-114441323

Ulysses Broadstroke (Branson), Niney Levin (Charles), and Dr. Hugo Morrow (Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn) design a utopian city in Iceland. See Chapo x E1 live in LA (11/4): http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54 E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Young-adult fiction authors Betsy Lavender (Branson), Quince Drumheller (Andrew), and C.A. Walker (Charles) share their latest work. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/113990834 Come to our live election special with Chapo Trap House in L.A. on 11/4: http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54

Three Pumpkins Mayor Stuart Smartey (Branson) sits down with ABC's Tolliver West (Andrew) for a wide-ranging interview about his political career. L.A. Tix for E1 x Chapo Live on 11/4: http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54 E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Kensington Clams (Andrew), Chef Aldebert Yummy (Charles), and Evil Dan (Dan Boeckner @d_boeckner) arrive in Chocolate Hell and encounter a variety of dessert-themed demons. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/dungeons-deagles-113420587

Curious Branson (Branson) asks anthropologist Dr. Richard Human (Andrew) the type of unfiltered questions that ordinary Americans are wondering. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/113297267 E1 x Chapo Live in L.A. Election special on 11/4: http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54

MI6 agent James Bond teams up with sultry centaur She-Biscuit Her-Dalgo to blow the lid off an undercover drug ring operating on the Isle of Women. Starring Taylor @tupacdurex, Hesse Deni, and April Clark Featuring Ivy Wolk, Grace Freud, Raina Douris, Lisa Vitale, Alana, and Margie Written by Charles Austin, Alex Branson, Hesse Deni, and Andrew Hudson Artwork by Haus of Decline Song by Charles Austin, performed by Lisa Vitale

Shy, silly twins Bubby Winky (Branson) and Blinky Winky (Tom) are posted up on Winky Island, where they address the allegations that they bite women and reveal their new shark-bite-resistant line of clothing for women. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/112620460

Rappers Yung DUI (Branson), Bart the Human (Andrew), Mr. Oh He So Goldbars (Charles), Big Sneaky (Thomas @len0killer) and the Artist Formerly Known as Baby Lover (Jake @jakebrodes) discuss their new song. Beats by Kurt Feldman (@icechoir). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Hollywood screenwriters Lane Costner (Andrew), Clover Sorkin (Branson), and Miles Davinci (Charles) discuss the industry and share their latest work. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/112177504

Gladiators Bustocles (Branson), Veterinarius (Andrew), and Christian Tiberia (Charles) prepare for a battle against a lion at Caesar’s DraftConsuls Coliseum. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Andrew, Branson, and Charles watch the 1998 DreamWorks film Antz. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/111736020

Lizard “Lizzie” Tacoma (Branson) and his friends Silverton Seaside (Andrew) and Ken Koala (Charles) plan his bachelor party and discuss a pre-nup. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/111487781

We recorded the highest elevation podcast in history, towering at over 10,000 ft. It starts raining, Branson sees something in the woods, and we argue who's Team Sun or Team Moon. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/gods-of-31-mvp-111283381

Gordy (Andrew) interviews potential new roommates (Branson, Charles) for his apartment in Terre Haute's trendy Chicken Finger Hill neighborhood. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Game show host Branson Philbin (Branson) welcomes guests (Andrew, Charles) to compete for their shot at a 1.1 million dollars. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/110467170

The Sports brothers—Suds (Branson), Can (John @johnsemley3000), Scoob (Andrew), and Barley (Charles)—discuss their NFL careers and their daily lives. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Listen to Charles' EP: https://open.spotify.com/album/1wsxKiIHqOzHBx8QOYMKMs?si=8Ja1fywQSa6eUaHj54Ty_Q https://solipse.bandcamp.com/album/more

Reid Gimball (Branson), with the help of his tulpa Squamous (Andrew), tries to get off the internet and be less involved with the paranormal. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/110394166 Listen to Charles' EP: https://open.spotify.com/album/1wsxKiIHqOzHBx8QOYMKMs?si=8Ja1fywQSa6eUaHj54Ty_Q https://solipse.bandcamp.com/album/more

The year is 2132. Japan has been ruled by monster for over 100 years, since the fall of the Ultra Gods, who were very cool and had very cool outfits. Now, three monsters—Mighty Guy 1 (Charles), Tex (Andrew), and Kong Tut (Cameron @DrCameronFetter) must defend their domain. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/110291199

Acting coach William Peter Parsley (Branson) teaches Bennett Roulette (Andrew) and Z.Z. Child (Charles) to convey profound emotion in improvised dramatic scenes. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Listen to Charles' EP: https://open.spotify.com/album/1wsxKiIHqOzHBx8QOYMKMs?si=8Ja1fywQSa6eUaHj54Ty_Q https://solipse.bandcamp.com/album/more

Dr. Jim Greenhands (Andrew) and Dr. Bevis “Paws” Longfellow (Branson) perform surgeries live in front of a massive Las Vegas crowd. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/109969884 Sequel to: https://soundcloud.com/episode-one-868768631/105-the-surgicast

High schoolers Fairly “Shacho” Harmless (Nick @JucheMane), Greg Head (Branson), Ken Purple (Charles), Galen (Andrew), and Bailey Front (Ty @bobo_circus) go over the weekly anime club agenda. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

History buffs Please Phillips (Branson) and Edwin Gramble Friction (Charles) discuss a little-known incident in the 1930s in which Utah, New Mexico, Colorado, and Arizona briefly went to war over a single park bench. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/109261180

Branson and Charles try to be polite. Andrew gets extremely flagrant inserting unwarranted trivia into the conversation. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/109043391

Barber Sloppy (Branson) and his son Danny (Andrew) cut hair for their customers (Charles). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Barstool personality Ran Hendricks (Andrew) sits down with NBA players Tick Montana (Branson), Grigori Basketballovski (Joel), and Dallas Uecker (Tom) ahead of their appearance in the 2024 Olympics. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/108614430 Sequel to: https://soundcloud.com/episode-one-868768631/138-bubble-ballers

E1 CEOs Branson and Charles consult with E1's resident artist Titas (@ihaveeczema) about a visual rebrand. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Listen to Charles' new song: https://open.spotify.com/track/4r6cxwLnd1eokkF8qUAvND?si=461221842bff414e

Angus Balestrom (Branson), Fox Hellman (Andrew), and Tweep Peeper (Charles) discuss some seriously twisted, messed up, F@#!%ed up serial killers. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Three Pumpkins Mayor Stuart Smartey (Branson) is joined by journalist Donnie Trellis (Charles) as he meets with townsfolk and has dinner with Boris Johnson (Andrew) at Ritzi's on the Pier. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/107765102

Host Lee Larson (Andrew) guides three pint-sized gumshoes—Little Zachy (Charles), Yo-Yo (Alex Nichols), and Ashley Angel Parker (Michael Hudson)—on an adventure to stop criminal mastermind Damon Santiago and his nefarious goon Javier Milei. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/107471313

Inhabitants of purgatory Sisyphus (Branson), Culver (Andrew), and King Midazolam (Charles) discuss living alongside legions of unbaptized babies, unjust kings, and pagans. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Uber driver Cooper Sorento (Charles) picks up Walt Tremblay (Branson) and businessman Dominick Market (Andrew) during a big soccer match in Three Pumpkins. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/106815147

Inspector Vincenzo Tarantula (Andrew) interrogates suspects Elmo Ferrari (Branson), Gremolata Coachella (Charles), and Lorenzo Pervertino (Mike F. @DeputyWarlock) regarding the murder of Esmerelda Scorpioni and other beautiful young women at the Hotel Italiano. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Friends Dave (Andrew), Brian (Charles), and Crunk (Branson) discuss their podcasting careers, their new video game company, and their jobs at the grocery store. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/106378475

Music superstars Luke Billy (Branson), Godwin Glass (Andrew), and Bryden Brantley (Charles) discuss their plan to form a country supergroup. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Jam band fans Biscuit (Branson), Dusty (Alex), and Rick (Charles) record a live show by their favorite band The Van Shamans. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/105704481

Walt Tremblay (Branson) and Caitlyn Jenner (Hesse) discuss car accidents, decathlons, Jojo Siwa, and who has to clean up after a war. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/105508586

Extraterrestrials Soothing Smile (Branson), Mr. DVD (Andrew), and xX_DaKrazyAlien_Xx (Charles) scour the Earth for the ideal human specimen to compete in the Alien Triathlon. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Under a bright sizzling cream-ish moon, Nelson boards an alien spaceship for the thrilling conclusion, in which some secrets are revealed and other plot threads are never addressed ever again. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast/posts?filters%5Btag%5D=Nelson%27s+Story

RiscoRiver Pictures executives Candle Westweather (Andrew), James “Jaws” James (Charles), and Latrine St. DuParc (Ty @bobo_circus) workshop movie pitches from screenwriters Orenthal Samaritan (Branson), Clifford Redhound (Spencer @TGOFV_Pod), and Lincoln Large (Andy @Ex_AnarchoAnon). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast