Episode One

Hollywood screenwriters Lane Costner (Andrew), Clover Sorkin (Branson), and Miles Davinci (Charles) discuss the industry and share their latest work. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/112177504

Gladiators Bustocles (Branson), Veterinarius (Andrew), and Christian Tiberia (Charles) prepare for a battle against a lion at Caesar’s DraftConsuls Coliseum. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Andrew, Branson, and Charles watch the 1998 DreamWorks film Antz. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/111736020

Lizard “Lizzie” Tacoma (Branson) and his friends Silverton Seaside (Andrew) and Ken Koala (Charles) plan his bachelor party and discuss a pre-nup. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/111487781

We recorded the highest elevation podcast in history, towering at over 10,000 ft. It starts raining, Branson sees something in the woods, and we argue who's Team Sun or Team Moon. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/gods-of-31-mvp-111283381

Gordy (Andrew) interviews potential new roommates (Branson, Charles) for his apartment in Terre Haute's trendy Chicken Finger Hill neighborhood. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Game show host Branson Philbin (Branson) welcomes guests (Andrew, Charles) to compete for their shot at a 1.1 million dollars. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/110467170

The Sports brothers—Suds (Branson), Can (John @johnsemley3000), Scoob (Andrew), and Barley (Charles)—discuss their NFL careers and their daily lives. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Listen to Charles' EP: https://open.spotify.com/album/1wsxKiIHqOzHBx8QOYMKMs?si=8Ja1fywQSa6eUaHj54Ty_Q https://solipse.bandcamp.com/album/more

Reid Gimball (Branson), with the help of his tulpa Squamous (Andrew), tries to get off the internet and be less involved with the paranormal. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/110394166 Listen to Charles' EP: https://open.spotify.com/album/1wsxKiIHqOzHBx8QOYMKMs?si=8Ja1fywQSa6eUaHj54Ty_Q https://solipse.bandcamp.com/album/more

The year is 2132. Japan has been ruled by monster for over 100 years, since the fall of the Ultra Gods, who were very cool and had very cool outfits. Now, three monsters—Mighty Guy 1 (Charles), Tex (Andrew), and Kong Tut (Cameron @DrCameronFetter) must defend their domain. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/110291199

Acting coach William Peter Parsley (Branson) teaches Bennett Roulette (Andrew) and Z.Z. Child (Charles) to convey profound emotion in improvised dramatic scenes. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Listen to Charles' EP: https://open.spotify.com/album/1wsxKiIHqOzHBx8QOYMKMs?si=8Ja1fywQSa6eUaHj54Ty_Q https://solipse.bandcamp.com/album/more

Dr. Jim Greenhands (Andrew) and Dr. Bevis “Paws” Longfellow (Branson) perform surgeries live in front of a massive Las Vegas crowd. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/109969884 Sequel to: https://soundcloud.com/episode-one-868768631/105-the-surgicast

High schoolers Fairly “Shacho” Harmless (Nick @JucheMane), Greg Head (Branson), Ken Purple (Charles), Galen (Andrew), and Bailey Front (Ty @bobo_circus) go over the weekly anime club agenda. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

History buffs Please Phillips (Branson) and Edwin Gramble Friction (Charles) discuss a little-known incident in the 1930s in which Utah, New Mexico, Colorado, and Arizona briefly went to war over a single park bench. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/109261180

Branson and Charles try to be polite. Andrew gets extremely flagrant inserting unwarranted trivia into the conversation. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/109043391

Barber Sloppy (Branson) and his son Danny (Andrew) cut hair for their customers (Charles). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Barstool personality Ran Hendricks (Andrew) sits down with NBA players Tick Montana (Branson), Grigori Basketballovski (Joel), and Dallas Uecker (Tom) ahead of their appearance in the 2024 Olympics. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/108614430 Sequel to: https://soundcloud.com/episode-one-868768631/138-bubble-ballers

E1 CEOs Branson and Charles consult with E1's resident artist Titas (@ihaveeczema) about a visual rebrand. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Listen to Charles' new song: https://open.spotify.com/track/4r6cxwLnd1eokkF8qUAvND?si=461221842bff414e

Angus Balestrom (Branson), Fox Hellman (Andrew), and Tweep Peeper (Charles) discuss some seriously twisted, messed up, F@#!%ed up serial killers. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Three Pumpkins Mayor Stuart Smartey (Branson) is joined by journalist Donnie Trellis (Charles) as he meets with townsfolk and has dinner with Boris Johnson (Andrew) at Ritzi's on the Pier. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/107765102

Host Lee Larson (Andrew) guides three pint-sized gumshoes—Little Zachy (Charles), Yo-Yo (Alex Nichols), and Ashley Angel Parker (Michael Hudson)—on an adventure to stop criminal mastermind Damon Santiago and his nefarious goon Javier Milei. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/107471313

Inhabitants of purgatory Sisyphus (Branson), Culver (Andrew), and King Midazolam (Charles) discuss living alongside legions of unbaptized babies, unjust kings, and pagans. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Uber driver Cooper Sorento (Charles) picks up Walt Tremblay (Branson) and businessman Dominick Market (Andrew) during a big soccer match in Three Pumpkins. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/106815147

Inspector Vincenzo Tarantula (Andrew) interrogates suspects Elmo Ferrari (Branson), Gremolata Coachella (Charles), and Lorenzo Pervertino (Mike F. @DeputyWarlock) regarding the murder of Esmerelda Scorpioni and other beautiful young women at the Hotel Italiano. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Friends Dave (Andrew), Brian (Charles), and Crunk (Branson) discuss their podcasting careers, their new video game company, and their jobs at the grocery store. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/106378475

Music superstars Luke Billy (Branson), Godwin Glass (Andrew), and Bryden Brantley (Charles) discuss their plan to form a country supergroup. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Jam band fans Biscuit (Branson), Dusty (Alex), and Rick (Charles) record a live show by their favorite band The Van Shamans. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/105704481

Walt Tremblay (Branson) and Caitlyn Jenner (Hesse) discuss car accidents, decathlons, Jojo Siwa, and who has to clean up after a war. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/105508586

Extraterrestrials Soothing Smile (Branson), Mr. DVD (Andrew), and xX_DaKrazyAlien_Xx (Charles) scour the Earth for the ideal human specimen to compete in the Alien Triathlon. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Under a bright sizzling cream-ish moon, Nelson boards an alien spaceship for the thrilling conclusion, in which some secrets are revealed and other plot threads are never addressed ever again. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast/posts?filters%5Btag%5D=Nelson%27s+Story

RiscoRiver Pictures executives Candle Westweather (Andrew), James “Jaws” James (Charles), and Latrine St. DuParc (Ty @bobo_circus) workshop movie pitches from screenwriters Orenthal Samaritan (Branson), Clifford Redhound (Spencer @TGOFV_Pod), and Lincoln Large (Andy @Ex_AnarchoAnon). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Branson, Charles, and Truck the Pignificent (TJ @cookiesandart) host a Memorial Day variety show with a colorful cast of guests, including Andrew from E1, Chef Woopsy Doopsy, ventriloquist Stu K, animal expert Grant Banana, and more. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Greg Head (Branson) and Witman Diggley (Charles) face off against Sean Rogers (Alex @ALEXF0RREST) and Dylan Scarfo (Joe @J0EGLEAS0N) in Mr. Load's (Andrew) high-school debate class final. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Raina Douris (NPR's World Cafe) and Julian Feeld (QAA) join us for the first E1 Book Club, where we read and discuss the sci-fi epic "Nelson's Story" by Mr. Niraj Sharma, the acclaimed author of "1001 Funny Jokes." Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/103758512

When a brand new island is discovered in the Pacific, President Cecil Cobra enlists Andrew, Branson, and Charles to fight for control of its resources in a war against every country on earth. Featuring Brendan James, Noah Kulwin, and Zeke Golvin. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Raina talks about the time she powerplayed Barbra Streisand and reveals whether or not she has intentions to commit espionage or sabotage in the United States. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/103291869

Dickheads Daniel “Dave” Lewis (Branson), Travis Seltzer (Andrew), and Bobby Halo (Charles) discuss their business ideas and their favorite bars as they pregame for Jobbie Nooner. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Tortured poets and whiskey aficionados Silk Brothers aka NightTongue5832985393 (Branson), Mask O’Hare aka UnderBlackWaves (Andrew), Clift Miasma aka RyeOfTheBeholder (Charles), and Vic Chambray aka TheSwelteringSilence (Rylan) weave poetic thoughts awash in women, whiskey, and this fucked world of bullshit. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Dr. Terrance Fingerling (Branson) dispenses advice about modern romance, joined by a cast of callers and special guests (Andrew, Charles). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Episodes that never left the drafts folder, including sodas (not Pixar), farm animals, mathematical symbols used to denote positive and negative functions, three needles in a haystack, and many more. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/101962357

Gilroy Monsanto (Branson) and campaign manager Savannah Fandango (Hesse) interact with ordinary voters (Andrew, Charles) at the Iowa State Fair. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/101712512

Andrew, Felix, Alex, and Ben discuss the 2018 Rockstar game Red Dead Redemption 2. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/101511528

Singer-songwriter Brewer Grouse finds himself at the center of the early '60s folk boom in Manhattan and sets out to make his message heard—whether people like it or not. E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Charles Austin, Dave Weigel, Lisa Vitale, Nate Ruess, Alex Branson, Andrew Hudson, John Semley, Alana Branson, Joel, Margie, Taylor, and Patches. Written by Charles Austin, Alex Branson, and Andrew Hudson Songs by Charles Austin, performed by Charles Austin, Lisa Vitale, Nate Ruess, and Alex Branson. Artwork by Titas Antanas Vilkaitis Edited by Charles Austin

Mr. Drama (Andrew), Caden2Milli (Branson), Paper Chaser (Charles), and FaZe Polanski (Felix) have an adventure at the zoo. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/101045241

Angels Valentini (Branson), Dooriel (Andrew), and Rabbi Judas the Angel (Charles) discuss their jobs and daily routines in Heaven. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Mechanics Sleeve (Branson) and Harley Knewer (Charles) help customers (Andrew, Tom) repair and maintain their sex dolls. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Walt Tremblay (Branson) answers questions from fans. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/100181864

CemeteryScone (Andrew), FunPlayer1 (Branson), MysteriousHumanoid1998 (Charles), and ThatMysticBlerd (@_KOL2) provide commentary on real-life speedruns, including a 100% Map Run of Cook County, IL that pits The Cake Is A Liger vs. SchrödingersTaco, and an attempt to top Dr. Yinz's universe speedrun record. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/99932835

YouTuber Rando Slice (Andrew), prison guard Nate Tussle (Branson), and Brody Bliscoe The World Ice Cream Champ (Charles) discuss their wonderful journey aboard the Elvis of the Sea cruise ship. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Jedi's Tannin Sperm (Branson), Darth Hundo (Charles), and Dape Dode (Andrew) gather to watch the Dantooine 500 podrace. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/99254757