Episode One

The crew is ordered to negotiate a dispute between the elderly Fuddyites and the youthful Pesko. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/154602945/

Timmy Minneola (Branson), Goose Newsom (Andrew), and Edgar Dumpwink (Charles) debate selections for Gavin Newsom's book club in preparation for his presidential campaign. Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2": www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

A group of elected officials share their creative writing. Andrew - Jumbo Cazadores (R-Colorado) Branson - Senator Gilroy Monsanto (R-Indiana) Charles - Noam Atterhoo (D-New York) Jake - Max Stink (Lobbyist, Founder of Conservative Condiments) Julian - Bob Dome (D-Pennsylvania) Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2": www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Caden 2 Milli (Branson), Mr. Drama (Andrew), and Paper Chaser (Charles) find out about Ohio's latest trends in culture and streetwear from Catfish (Jake) and Baxton Decker (Thomas). Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2": www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Members of The Knights Who Say Hawk Tuah guild—Lebronkobe (Branson), xxFISHBOYxx (Andrew), EvocativeChap (Tom), and ChubbyDonut99 (CJ)—run a dungeon in Bramblestory. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2": www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

The riffing therapist Luke Luther Laughmore (Charles) gives his patients (Andrew, Branson) a tight five. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the E1 Discord: https://discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Jedi's Tannin Sperm (Branson), Darth Hundo (Charles), and Dape Dode (Andrew) lead a tour of the Star Wars Safari. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-111-jedis-152058591 Ending song - "Green Yoda": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDEZNN4Ei3A Join the E1 Discord: https://discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Intimacy coordinators Casino Carlisle (Branson), George R.R. Word (Charles), and Fallyn Matcha-Dubai (Ty) share their expertise with some of Hollywood's leading actors. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBcgWQDKJhI Join the E1 Discord: https://discord.com/invite/xTBVk23 Listen to Charles' new show Trouble in River City: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TroubleInRiverCity

Angus Balestrom (Branson), Fox Hellman (Andrew), and Tweep Peeper (Charles) discuss some seriously twisted, messed up, F@#!%ed up cheaters. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-110-f-ers-who-151480456

Adventurers Clargon (Felix), Cremo Wheat (Andrew), and Lord Jameson Pigeonsbane (Charles) go to Society Hill to get Clargon's clothes back from King Blargon. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/dungeons-deagles-151332761

The USS Lady sets off on its maiden voyage in 1917, and musicians Keister Treacle (Branson), Don Von Bonbon (Andrew), and Joss Loughlin (Charles) debate which songs to play for the passengers. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: https://discord.com/invite/xTBVk23 Listen to Charles' new show Trouble in River City: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TroubleInRiverCity

U.S. Senators Reggie Loud (Charles) and Shelly Chimp (Andrew) investigate allegations against podcaster Alex Branson that he misallocated funding received under the Tom Sandoval Act. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-109-senate-on-150926513

Terre Haute federal supermax chef/chaplain Chef-Father Brendan Charity (Charles) arranges death row inmate Bud Dupreen's (Branson) final meal and reads him his final prayer. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBcgWQDKJhI Join the E1 Discord: discord.gg/xTBVk23

Professor Hozer Deloitte (Branson), his TA Fennel Sedgewick (Charles), and Sports Illustrated journalist Mark Rothko III (Andrew) discuss the ancient Bolted Stone Culture of Ultaic Ridge. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/424-ancient-150028244

Dodger Trautwein (Branson) and Hop Saunders (Charles) practice arguments that may come up in their real lives. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Listen to Charles' new show Trouble in River City: https://www.patreon.com/TroubleInRiverCity Join the E1 Discord: http://discord.gg/xTBVk23

Entrepreneurs Lonnie Middleweight (Branson), Mason Jason Janson (Andrew), and Trench Wayfare (Charles) teach you to take control of your own financial destiny. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

In the future, some wars are so expensive that they can only be paid for with money. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-107-alex-wars-148613889

Jr. Banker Brian Banker Jr. (Branson) helps customers (Andrew, Charles) at Roger Goodbank's G.A. Bank. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

In 2066, the Democrats have achieved a liberal utopia in the United States. But can President Silas Winfield defend the status quo against Republican attacks on the Department of Savings? Chapo Trap House & Episode 1 present "How The West Was Wing" Starring Brendan James, Hasan Piker, Will Menaker, Felix Biederman, Matt Christman, Chris Wade, Raina Douris, Ryan Grim, Hesse Deni, Liz Franczak, Kath Krueger, Luke Savage, Molly Mary O’Brien, Amber Rollo, Amber Frost, Alex Branson, and Charles Austin. Written by Alex Branson and Charles Austin Edited by Charles Austin Artwork by The Average Joey

Social worker N. Edible (Charles) helps Cheeseburger (Andrew), I.B. Goodfood (Branson), and Will B. Dinner (Tom) come to terms with the fact that they are not food. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-106-who-wants-147476855

Tour guide Dr. Davis M. WiFi (Andrew) leads Sloan Drooler (Branson) and Montana Hobart (Charles) through the wilderness in search of unidentified aerial phenomena. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txr__rDjZ-Q

Charles welcomes Chris Metzen, the Brothers Stroganoff, Kirby Shorty the shy medium, and more for his 3rd annual holiday special. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-105-charles-146448763

CJ moderates a debate between Andrew and Branson about whether a grown man needs to own a blazer. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txr__rDjZ-Q

Committee members Skinny Chess (Branson), Mars Fretmaster (Andrew), Tweed Blazeman (Charles), and Adlai Stevenson VI (Alex) decide which artists to induct into the Rock Hall. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txr__rDjZ-Q

Caden2Milli (Branson), Mr. Drama (Andrew), and Paper Chaser (Charles) welcome rapper Bettybye Nightlight (Hesse) to talk about last night's party with the Island Boys and who laid an egg. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-103-dopeness-145375985

Caddie Greenfella (Branson) helps golfer Stacy Nintendo (Andrew) improve his game. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/416-caddie-145074867 Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txr__rDjZ-Q

Instructor Prop Italiano (Branson) teaches students Rico Scalfani (CJ), Dax Dorbler (Charles), and Lonus (Andrew) to make gin and tonic chicken and bake their own pies. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzKsQchRmTg

Druids Brother John Father (Branson), Brother Jason Nineteen (Charles), Brother Basil Giuliani (Derek), and Brother Jeremy Miller (Matthew) discuss the needs of the animals in their various biomes. Listen to Chamber of Reason: www.patreon.com/chamberofreason Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzKsQchRmTg

Aurelius Pigfolk Monsanto (Branson) and Thelonious Sprocketclock (Charles) duel just outside Petite Paris, Louisiana with help from their seconds Gimlet (Andrew) and Zoltan Von Lurch (Dan). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzKsQchRmTg

GooGo Wikia moderator Peter Punchbowl (Branson) welcomes fellow mods ToastedLlama44 (Andrew) and Franky DiStinko (Charles) to his home to explore his collection of vintage memorabilia from GooGo, Rinky's Rules, and Friend Force 5. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/412-googo-goose-142989742

Young-adult fiction authors Betsy Lavender (Branson), Quince Drumheller (Andrew), and C.A. Walker (Charles) share their latest work, including "Where the Black Sunflowers Grow," "Regency: The Chronology of Tim: A Spacefire City Novel," and "The Story of Tim: The Astonishing Excelsior Legend: You Won't Believe These 10,000 Adventures in the Most Remarkable Galaxy." Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-100-forever-4-142751364

Screenwriters Clover Sorkin (Branson) and Dr. D.R. Scream (Charles) conceptualize a horror movie where a group of high schoolers must defeat an alien ghost who came to earth to rescue his girlfriend. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

In the future, some wars are so expensive that they can only be paid for with money. When an ancient money deposit is discovered under Antarctica, the forces of The World Banker’s Alliance, the United Money Emirates, and Battle Island declare all-out war as they vie for world domination. E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Raina Douris joins Branson and Charles to discuss the novel "Love & Horror" by Niraj Sharma, the acclaimed author of "1001 Funny Jokes," "Nelson's Story," and "Mouthwatering Cake Recipes." Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e0-59-love-book-141660902

Special Agent Curtis Lightnail is a red-blooded patriot who doesn't suffer libs. But his patriotism is put to the test on a mission that goes against everything he believes: protecting the president. Starring Branson Reese, Noah Kulwin, Brendan James, April Clark, Dan Boeckner, Alex Branson, Andrew Hudson, and Charles Austin. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Guest edited by Taylor Moore Written by Alex Branson

HHS Secretary RFK Jr. (Andrew, Branson, and Felix) shares his controversial views on health and medicine. E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Shy, silly twins Bubby Winky (Branson) and Blinky Winky (Tom) discuss an experimental surgery they got, their new base on the moon, and their missing assistant Leslie. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-98-what-would-140584959

Natural Football League pre-game show hosts Money McDonalds (Nate Fisher), Brock Erinovich (Will Sennett), Flint Cleanwater (Branson), Nick St. Little (Andrew), and Topher Gobstopper (Charles) break down Wednesday afternoon's big game between the Arizona Texans and the Laramie Renners. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/407-wednesday-on-140287556

George Spaceson (Andrew) brings cavemen Kraven Morestone (Branson) and Granite Rockwell (Charles) to a futuristic world that has less to do with stones and rocks and more to do with stars and rockets. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-97-2-140023886

Dr. Roddy Knobber (Branson) leads a consortium of fringe medical professionals including Dr. Dezzy Tolkien (Andrew), Dr. Ether Nettles (Charles), and Professor Saul Quatroquatro (Joel) who discuss rare diseases and alternative medical procedures. E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast

The crew is appointed a substitute captain (who lets them watch a movie) as they begin their mission navigating the Apocrypha Asteroid Belt. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/139342905